The Official Annual CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

[sparkdaddy]

Day before the first pitch of the season and couldnt let this opportunity slip by to remind you that, THE CUBS STILL FUCKING SUCK!!!

[johnk5150]

Missed you man. Bummer about Carpenter.

Congrats on last year.

Fag.

[TawnyVonJagger]

All is right with the world! Hey Sparky!

Looking forward to the game tomorrow night!

[PointBlank]

As always, I'll be cheering on my REDS again this year. After shitting the bed last year, hopefully we'll get back in the middle of it this year.

I'll go ahead and agree with Spark..................Cubs suck!!!

[tin00can]

I'm unbiased about the Cubs in that I don't care about them one way or the other, but yeah...they're probably gonna suck yet again.

Bummer, man.

[johnk5150]

I'm unbiased about the Cubs in that I don't care about them one way or the other, but yeah...they're probably gonna suck yet again.

Bummer, man.

Through the first 22 spring training games, their eight position players drew exactly 30 walks. That ain't going to get it done. They're paying Carlos Zambrano 15 million dollars to pitch for Miami.

Why didn't Jim Hendry die when he had that heart attack before giving Soriano all that money?

[MurrayFiend]

I'm unbiased about the Cubs in that I don't care about them one way or the other, but yeah...they're probably gonna suck yet again.

Bummer, man.

Pretty much. I hardly ever see them play, and I have no real opinion of the organization one way or the other. But they'll suck.

[Crazy Levi]

Just watched the "Catching Hell" doc.

Thoroughly disgusted by their lowlife fans who made Red Sox fans look good during that despicable episode.

May the Cubs' century plus of floundering continue.

[johnk5150]

Just watched the "Catching Hell" doc.

Thoroughly disgusted by their lowlife fans who made Red Sox fans look good during that despicable episode.

May the Cubs' century plus of floundering continue.

October 16, 2003. I was there. Cubs fans behavior was indefensible. Bartman is still an asshole. I'll fight anyone that tells me it's okay to go after that baseball with your team playing defense. Get the FUCK out of the way. I'm not saying Alou would have caught that ball. I'm saying it'd be nice if he'd have had the chance to miss it cleanly. Which he probably would have.

[Crazy Levi]

Just watched the "Catching Hell" doc.

Thoroughly disgusted by their lowlife fans who made Red Sox fans look good during that despicable episode.

May the Cubs' century plus of floundering continue.

October 16, 2003. I was there. Cubs fans behavior was indefensible. Bartman is still an asshole. I'll fight anyone that tells me it's okay to go after that baseball with your team playing defense. Get the FUCK out of the way. I'm not saying Alou would have caught that ball. I'm saying it'd be nice if he'd have had the chance to miss it cleanly. Which he probably would have.

Yeah, I hear that...but it's fucking human nature. You look up and a foul ball is coming your way, good chance you make a play at it, without even thinking. Can't hold it against him.

Look, I'm an Orioles fan. We got fucked on that Jeff Meyer bullshit and haven't had a winning season since. I know all about the miseries of fan interference.

[killeverything]

Ha! Hey Cubs, if your going to bring in Theo Epstein to "break your curse". It's a good idea to have Dan Duquette set your core roster, and draft your picks first.

Im gonna laugh watching Zambrano tear shit up in the NL East. Cubs suck.

[Leppardmania]

Yes, the Cubs are gonna suck ass again...be lucky to win 70 games this year.

I'll admit it, I'm a diehard......I can't help but love them.

I refuse to pay to go to a game at Wrigley Field until they put a true contender back on the field.....wish other fans would be smart enough to do the same.......my hope is Theo rebuilds this franchise within 3-4 years.

[TawnyVonJagger]

Ha! Hey Cubs, if your going to bring in Theo Epstein to "break your curse". It's a good idea to have Dan Duquette set your core roster, and draft your picks first.

Im gonna laugh watching Zambrano tear shit up in the NL East. Cubs suck.

If the fucker will stop walking batters! Walked 7 Yanks the other night. Thanks Cubbies, for footing most of that bill!

[johnk5150]

Ha! Hey Cubs, if your going to bring in Theo Epstein to "break your curse". It's a good idea to have Dan Duquette set your core roster, and draft your picks first.

Im gonna laugh watching Zambrano tear shit up in the NL East. Cubs suck.

If the fucker will stop walking batters! Walked 7 Yanks the other night. Thanks Cubbies, for footing most of that bill!

God. You're going to love him and really hate him.

Such a waste of immense potential and talent.

[johnk5150]

Jesus. Murphy's Bleacher bar is packed at 8:30 AM. Don't you people have jobs?

[Leppardmania]

Jesus. Murphy's Bleacher bar is packed at 8:30 AM. Don't you people have jobs?

Exactly why they haven't won a World Series is 103 years.......people show up no matter what......drives me f'n nuts!!!

[sparkdaddy]

Wood and Marmol melt-down, we have seen this movie before.

[johnk5150]

Wood and Marmol melt-down, we have seen this movie before.

Pretty much. They could have actually won that game. Bill Murray couldn't help them today.

ETA they won't have many opportunities like they had today. Fuckers.

[Engine13]

Watched the opener on WGN today......

[Heenan Snuka]

Wood and Marmol melt-down, we have seen this movie before.

Pretty much. They could have actually won that game. Bill Murray couldn't help them today.

ETA they won't have many opportunities like they had today. Fuckers.

yes they will , and they'll lose most of em, like they did last year

[Leppardmania]

Wood walks 3 guys and throws a wild pitch after Dempster throws a gem for 7 n 2/3rds.......where have I seen this scenario before?

[johnk5150]

Wood walks 3 guys and throws a wild pitch after Dempster throws a gem for 7 n 2/3rds.......where have I seen this scenario before?

3 goddamn walks with the wind blowing in at fifty miles an hour. Throw the fucking ball down main street Kerry. No one was hitting a homer yesterday. He's an asshole.

[Leppardmania]

OMf'nG!!! Wood and Marmol just blew it AGAIN!!! Shoot me now!

[johnk5150]

Sigh.

[sparkdaddy]

Man, the NLC is just going to be bad this year. Brewers or Cards, not seeing much from anybody else. Possibly the Reds, but they always seem to fuck it up somehow.

[Leppardmania]

Bad News: Off to a 1-3 start, when they would be 3-1 if it wasn't for Wood/Marmol meltdowns.

Possible Good News: After batting .288 in his short call-up last year, and his hot start this year, maybe this LaHair guy will be a guy we can move to the outfield if this 1B Rizzo prospect is as good as advertised.

[johnk5150]

I may be done with these jackasses after game five.

It was cold as fuck last night. At least I was able to watch the Bulls on my phone last night.

[Leppardmania]

I may be done with these jackasses after game five.

It was cold as fuck last night. At least I was able to watch the Bulls on my phone last night.

Do you have season tickets?

[johnk5150]

I may be done with these jackasses after game five.

It was cold as fuck last night. At least I was able to watch the Bulls on my phone last night.

Do you have season tickets?

This is my 11th? year. My dad/clients use most of them.

[Leppardmania]

This is my 11th? year. My dad/clients use most of them.

Well for your sake, I hope your dad/clients went today's game......another solid outing from Dempster wasted.