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After a phenomenal draft and some key, overlooked offseason signings, this team is back on track to being a contender in a short amount of time. We got the best QB prospect in years. We got the two top tight ends in the draft, along with several speedy receivers. Luck is going to have weapons and management has shown that they will build the team around him. The last era is now firmly in the rear view, and the new era has begun. One constant is the work ethic and determination that it takes to be a winner. Reggie Wayne is already working with Luck and TE Coby Fleener in California to begin building chemistry and getting on the same page. Reggie is gonna teach these guys the ropes, on how to be a winner in this league. Luck has proven he has the talent and work ethic to be successful.

Unlike in years past, this is a long road that will take 2-3 years to complete. We probably won't make the playoffs this year. But make no mistake, we are back on the road, heading in the right direction to become World Champions once again!
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The Bears are already a 9 1/2 point favorite for the first game of the season against Indy. I guess if you give Lovie Smith six months to prepare for a game...
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1st day of rookie mini camp today. Luck has already learned the playbook and is calling plays at the line! Rest of the NFL, look out, this guy is a beast!
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NU Colts will make playoffs before O.L.D Broncos
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poizond13 wrote:1st day of rookie mini camp today. Luck has already learned the playbook and is calling plays at the line! Rest of the NFL, look out, this guy is a beast!

Did he approve of your cheerleader outfit at practice or
did he pay you no mind?

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4-12 at best.
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The Chiefs will win a goddamn Super Bowl before the Colts. Speaking of super bowls you're smoking one pothead.
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SkyDog112046 wrote:4-12 at best.
We'll see about that. I think this team is trending toward a .500 season, which would be a monumental accomplishment given the total purge that occurred.
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You're better off being a Pacers fan these days...
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Learning the playbook in the off-season does not make you a beast.
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demolition23 wrote:Learning the playbook in the off-season does not make you a beast.
IN ONE WEEK?
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poizond13 wrote:One constant is the work ethic and determination that it takes to be a winner.
But make no mistake, we are back on the road, heading in the right direction to become World Champions once again!
what was their record again last year?

if they're going to be world champions i guess they're going to have to play a sport that actually recognizes a world champion. the only people calling superbowl champs "world champions" are ignorant hillbillies that never leave their own home.
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Kid-Wicked wrote:
poizond13 wrote:One constant is the work ethic and determination that it takes to be a winner.
But make no mistake, we are back on the road, heading in the right direction to become World Champions once again!
what was their record again last year?

if they're going to be world champions i guess they're going to have to play a sport that actually recognizes a world champion. the only people calling superbowl champs "world champions" are ignorant hillbillies that never leave their own home.
http://books.google.com/books/about/Spo ... s9LQAACAAJ

http://www.packers.com/history/index.html

http://www.profootballhof.com/history/g ... pions.aspx

"The AFL and NFL announced that the two leagues would merge in 1970. The Super Bowl started to determine the world champions. "

Sorry, but the NFL Champion is commonly regarded as the World Champion. If you don't like it, you can fuck off back to Canada, bitch.
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actually you whiney ginger tranny, nobody calls them world champions outside of a few retarded americans.

leave it to the usa to hold a world championship and not invite any other countries.

don't use the "the best players in the world are in the nfl" as an out. that's gay.

most educated shorts fans recognize the nfl as having "super bowl champs".

put that in your pipe and smoke it.

you can do that can't you ginger? you love to smoke poles. a pipe shouldn't be much different.
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There's no other football team in the world that could mount a CHALLENGE to the worst NFL team, much less the Super Bowl Champions. That's why they're called WORLD champions, as in, best team in the world.
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poizond13 wrote:There's no other football team in the world that could mount a CHALLENGE to the worst NFL team, much less the Super Bowl Champions. That's why they're called WORLD champions, as in, best team in the world.
right. so don't invite any other countries. why play a game to decide? hell, why don't you just call the colts "the ultimate universal champions of the universe for all eternity" and they don't even have to play a game.

and you can call yourself a colt too. why should you need talent? you don't need to play a down because you're the best in the world!!!
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poizond13 wrote:There's no other football team in the world that could mount a CHALLENGE to the worst NFL team
Troll, foe boy has a point. There isn't a team in the world that could mount a challenge to the COLTS!
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Well this just means that the Road BACK To the Super Bowl for every team in the NFL Starts NOW!

most teams will not make the playoffs this year, but eventually they will all go to the Super Bowl!!!
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MARK MY WORDS the Colts will be better than most people expect. I think we'll be a decent team this year. Grigson is doing a nice job of building the roster and collecting talent with very little available cap space. Next year we're projected to have the most cap space of any team in the NFL. In 2-3 years we'll be a contender again. Look out!
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poizond13 wrote:MARK MY WORDS
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poizond13 wrote:
SkyDog112046 wrote:4-12 at best.
We'll see about that. I think this team is trending toward a .500 season,
Obvious trolling aside, someone doesn't know what 'trending' means.
You can think they're going to get to .500 this season with the new QB, and you could even be right... But a team that went 14-2 then 10-6 then 2-14 is not 'trending toward a .500 season.'[/quote]
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So is it just me, or does Andrew Luck have an awfully punchable face?
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Facedown wrote:Nope, not a troll.
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Nope...not at all.. :lol:
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poizond13 wrote:[ If you don't like it, you can fuck off back to Canada, bitch.
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Colts are the 32nd best team on the planet but trending towards mediocre.

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