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Rise of the Planet of the Apes - Way better than the Marky Mark version.
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Moonrise Kingdom (July 4th, 2012) first movie I've seen in a theater in 7 years. It was fucking awful. Boring, Stark and lifeless. The end was ok, but the rest was horseshit. People were walking out 30 min into the movie, and there was hardly anyone left at the end. I've never seen that happen before.
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Tree of life (2011) with Brad pitt and Sean penn, you know i always finish a movie even if it sucks ass but i couldnt do it with this one
It start with 2 minutes of Pitt/Penn scenes then 30 minutes of nature scenes without any actors at all WTF was that i had to turn it off 0/10
It start with 2 minutes of Pitt/Penn scenes then 30 minutes of nature scenes without any actors at all WTF was that i had to turn it off 0/10
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Gremlins-its a movie about some chinese dude that has this little animal thing that can't get wet or can't eat snacks after like 12:15am
so this one white dude buys this animal with a Howie Mandell voice and gives it to his son who hangs out with the dude from The Lost Boys who gets the animal drenched in water and out pops these other animals but far far meaner than the original animal...well chaos ensue's and these new mean animals totally take over the town and need to be killed..later on Pheobe Cates comes out of the swimming pool topless while the cop from Beverly Hills Cop is masturbating
i give it 9 out 10
so this one white dude buys this animal with a Howie Mandell voice and gives it to his son who hangs out with the dude from The Lost Boys who gets the animal drenched in water and out pops these other animals but far far meaner than the original animal...well chaos ensue's and these new mean animals totally take over the town and need to be killed..later on Pheobe Cates comes out of the swimming pool topless while the cop from Beverly Hills Cop is masturbating
i give it 9 out 10
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Heenan Snuka wrote:Magic Mike
8/10
funny movie for dudes
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The Help - 7/10
Historical account of black maids in the early 1960's. I'm sure the Hispanic maids of today can tell similar stories.
Bastard out of Carolina - 8/10
(Seriously f'd up rape familial rape scenes, even for 1996.)
Historical account of black maids in the early 1960's. I'm sure the Hispanic maids of today can tell similar stories.
Bastard out of Carolina - 8/10
(Seriously f'd up rape familial rape scenes, even for 1996.)
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You've never seen Gremlins beforeMazerati wrote:Gremlins-its a movie about some chinese dude that has this little animal thing that can't get wet or can't eat snacks after like 12:15am
so this one white dude buys this animal with a Howie Mandell voice and gives it to his son who hangs out with the dude from The Lost Boys who gets the animal drenched in water and out pops these other animals but far far meaner than the original animal...well chaos ensue's and these new mean animals totally take over the town and need to be killed..later on Pheobe Cates comes out of the swimming pool topless while the cop from Beverly Hills Cop is masturbating
i give it 9 out 10
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The Verdict (Paul Newman) - 7/10
Stark melodrama about a down on his luck lawyer who lucks into the biggest case of his life. Supposed to be highly thought of, but I found it to be predictable and ham-fisted. Newman doe eyes and pouts his way through it, and the ending was never in doubt. I'll place up there with The Deer Hunter as 70's/80's "classics" I didn't quite get into.
Stark melodrama about a down on his luck lawyer who lucks into the biggest case of his life. Supposed to be highly thought of, but I found it to be predictable and ham-fisted. Newman doe eyes and pouts his way through it, and the ending was never in doubt. I'll place up there with The Deer Hunter as 70's/80's "classics" I didn't quite get into.
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Goon: 4/5
I really liked this movie. I also liked the fact that Sean William Scott FINALLY played a different type of character for a change. He wasn't his usual Stiffler self... he just played a regular, calm guy that wasn't good at anything but fighting. Liev Shreiber was pretty awesome in this too. Pretty killer hockey fight between the two as well.
I really liked this movie. I also liked the fact that Sean William Scott FINALLY played a different type of character for a change. He wasn't his usual Stiffler self... he just played a regular, calm guy that wasn't good at anything but fighting. Liev Shreiber was pretty awesome in this too. Pretty killer hockey fight between the two as well.
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Terminator 3- 7/10
Car chase near the beginning was great, a huge mess. Otherwise not as good as the first two.
Car chase near the beginning was great, a huge mess. Otherwise not as good as the first two.
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The Occupant - 6/10
A little confusing, but has an inventive suicide scene.
A little confusing, but has an inventive suicide scene.
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Savages(2012) starring John Travolta, Benicio Del Toro, and Selma Hayek.
5 out of 10. Great premise, but very disappointing movie. Oliver Stone directed it and has really lost his touch as-of-late. The whole thing was a scattered mess and none of the characters were all that likable. A very Hollywood version of the whole cartel situation. Also there is a stupid fake-out ending which was retarded.
5 out of 10. Great premise, but very disappointing movie. Oliver Stone directed it and has really lost his touch as-of-late. The whole thing was a scattered mess and none of the characters were all that likable. A very Hollywood version of the whole cartel situation. Also there is a stupid fake-out ending which was retarded.
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Contagion(2011) gwyneth paltrow, kate winslet just a great movie all around 8.5/10
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The Artist. Fucking FANTASTIC.
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Agreed with everything you said. The Russian teammates were hilarious, and the guy from Sons of Anarchy was good as the coach, too. Fucking hilarious reference to "Rudy," as well. Solid, funny movie.silent_eyes wrote:Goon: 4/5
I really liked this movie. I also liked the fact that Sean William Scott FINALLY played a different type of character for a change. He wasn't his usual Stiffler self... he just played a regular, calm guy that wasn't good at anything but fighting. Liev Shreiber was pretty awesome in this too. Pretty killer hockey fight between the two as well.
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127 Hours - 6/10
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Ted
8/10
HILARIOUS!
The vulgar language was an added bonus. Happy the screenwriter decided to take this movie to an adult level, and not write a movie for children.
The plot might sound lame on paper, but the writing was the star.
Did not hurt that Sam Jones had a few scenes and there were plenty of references to
Flash Gordon
8/10
HILARIOUS!
The vulgar language was an added bonus. Happy the screenwriter decided to take this movie to an adult level, and not write a movie for children.
The plot might sound lame on paper, but the writing was the star.
Did not hurt that Sam Jones had a few scenes and there were plenty of references to
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The Wild And Wonderful Whites Of West Virginia - 7/10
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That was actually very well done. I watched not long after watching Winter's Bone. It was a good combo!!!Facedown wrote:The Wild And Wonderful Whites Of West Virginia - 7/10
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The Trotsky - 5/10: Boring-ass teen flick that had nothing to do with Trotsky.
Bloodworth - 7/10: Pretty good hillbilly drama. Hilary Duff was hot in it.
The Grand - 8/10: Largely improvised, absurd comedy. Woody Harrelson and Werner Herzog alone make this one awesome.
Bloodworth - 7/10: Pretty good hillbilly drama. Hilary Duff was hot in it.
The Grand - 8/10: Largely improvised, absurd comedy. Woody Harrelson and Werner Herzog alone make this one awesome.
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Herzog makes most things awesome, thoughSebastianLeeDanzig wrote:
The Grand - 8/10: Largely improvised, absurd comedy. Woody Harrelson and Werner Herzog alone make this one awesome.
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Looking forward to the Campaign.
"He just punched a baby".
"He just punched a baby".
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johnk5150 wrote:Looking forward to the Campaign.
"He just punched a baby".
Before Ted, there must have been 6 previews(fucking movie studios and their promos).
The only preview worth remembering was Campaign. Has potential to be a laugh out loud
comedy from beginning to end.
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Rango 9/10
Hey, I like westerns, and besides being animated, it really is a good western with a "follow the water" storyline reminiscient of great movies like Once Upon a Time in the West.
Plenty of in-jokes for western fans too and great nod to Fear and Loathing as well.
Hey, I like westerns, and besides being animated, it really is a good western with a "follow the water" storyline reminiscient of great movies like Once Upon a Time in the West.
Plenty of in-jokes for western fans too and great nod to Fear and Loathing as well.
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Anger Management
Sandler sucked.
Nicholoson was great.
Same shit, few laughs here and there til it was over. God! Sandlers acting is THE WORST!
Sandler sucked.
Nicholoson was great.
Same shit, few laughs here and there til it was over. God! Sandlers acting is THE WORST!
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The Three musketeers( 2011) Was this really needed i mean really flying boats, more gadget than a james bond movie, who tought this was a good idea? Milla Jovovich was hot as always 6/10
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silent_eyes wrote:Goon: 4/5
I really liked this movie. I also liked the fact that Sean William Scott FINALLY played a different type of character for a change. He wasn't his usual Stiffler self... he just played a regular, calm guy that wasn't good at anything but fighting. Liev Shreiber was pretty awesome in this too. Pretty killer hockey fight between the two as well.
Just watched this. 7/10 - decent.
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Toy Story Trilogy - 30/30
The Girl Next Door - 8/10
The Girl Next Door - 8/10
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