Heavy Metal Zombie?

[Chaz]

Is the guy really retarded or just a fucking tool?

[Turner Coates]

Is the guy really retarded or just a fucking tool?

There's nothing wrong with HMZ.
He's a cool dude.
One's perception is one's reality.

[HeavyMetalZombie666]

nothing wrong with me at all. he is just butt hurt because I criticized the Kiss/Crue show and it is the truth that KISS should have played longer and the Crue should have played with a smaller stage setup.

[GreazyCapri]

Chaz=PWNED and CLOWNSHOED

and a

[MurrayFiend]

nothing wrong with me at all. he is just butt hurt because I criticized the Kiss/Crue show and it is the truth that KISS should have played longer and the Crue should have played with a smaller stage setup.

\m/

Fuck yeah, Zomb!

[MitziDupree]

Chalk up another vote for Zombie being a cool dude. As well as charming!

[*flick*]

Chalk up another vote for Zombie being a cool dude. As well as charming!

Doesn't change the fact that he's a functioning retard with a fabulous ginger mane.

[HeavyMetalZombie666]

Dude shut the fuck up.

[Pr0sthetics]

Hmz is a total ladies man, bitches be all up on his sandy blonde hair and he loves hairy pussy with big fat clits and shit man. Totally.....

[Turner Coates]

[*flick*]

HMZ is the kind of guy with wavy ginger hair, cookie monster eyes and an overcompensating love of guns due to say a small penis that you might expect to sneak into the back door of a late night showing of Magic Mike and shoot the place up.

[Turner Coates]

HMZ is the kind of guy with wavy ginger hair, cookie monster eyes and an overcompensating love of guns due to say a small penis that you might expect to sneak into the back door of a late night showing of Magic Mike and shoot the place up.

Nah. He's cool. If it was true that he loves guns because of a small wiener, I'm pretty sure if we focused, and really tried, we could convince him to replace the guns with a bitchin' large truck...with big ass wheels.
Am I right, HMZ? Would you?

[*flick*]

HMZ is the kind of guy with wavy ginger hair, cookie monster eyes and an overcompensating love of guns due to say a small penis that you might expect to sneak into the back door of a late night showing of Magic Mike and shoot the place up.

Nah. He's cool. If it was true that he loves guns because of a small wiener, I'm pretty sure if we focused, and really tried, we could convince him to replace the guns with a bitchin' large truck...with big ass wheels.
Am it right, HMZ? Would you?

HMZ does drive a truck. It's a Chevy Tracker. His Mom didn't think he could handle anything bigger.

[HeavyMetalZombie666]

I am average size. So move on.

[Turner Coates]

I am average size. So move on.

That's fine and dandy, but your true friends on Sludge don't want you to mess around with guns.

[panteraman319]

HMZ is the kind of guy with wavy ginger hair, cookie monster eyes and an overcompensating love of guns due to say a small penis that you might expect to sneak into the back door of a late night showing of Magic Mike and shoot the place up.

Nah. He's cool. If it was true that he loves guns because of a small wiener, I'm pretty sure if we focused, and really tried, we could convince him to replace the guns with a bitchin' large truck...with big ass wheels.
Am it right, HMZ? Would you?

HMZ does drive a truck. It's a Chevy Tracker. His Mom didn't think he could handle anything bigger.

[HeavyMetalZombie666]

HMZ does drive a truck. It's a Chevy Tracker. His Mom didn't think he could handle anything bigger.

Originally I wanted to get a jeep Cherokee but there were issues whether the company that manufactured them were going to discontinue them or not. I bought a tracker at the time because they were in high demand.

[panteraman319]

HMZ does drive a truck. It's a Chevy Tracker. His Mom didn't think he could handle anything bigger.

Originally I wanted to get a jeep Cherokee but there were issues whether the company that manufactured them were going to discontinue them or not. I bought a tracker at the time because they were in high demand.

AND BECAUSE YOUR MOMMY TOLD YOU TO BUY IT

[HeavyMetalZombie666]

I am average size. So move on.

That's fine and dandy, but your true friends on Sludge don't want you to mess around with guns.

The second amendment in the bill of rights gives me the rights to bear arms.

[MurrayFiend]

I am average size. So move on.

That's fine and dandy, but your true friends on Sludge don't want you to mess around with guns.

The second amendment in the bill of rights gives me the rights to bear arms.

[Turner Coates]

I am average size. So move on.

That's fine and dandy, but your true friends on Sludge don't want you to mess around with guns.

The second amendment in the bill of rights gives me the rights to bear arms.

Okay....just don't mess around like a fool with them.
Keep in mind all the senseless stuff that happens.

[Turner Coates]

Yes...that's EXACTLY what I mean.

[*flick*]

Yes...that's EXACTLY what I mean.

Hypothetically, obviously.

[MotleyMaiden]

HMZ, HMZ, HMZ. First you talk about how you are trying on skinny jeans at Hot Topic. Then you talk about how you have a "regular" hair dresser dying your hair.

Now you post that you actually WANT to read Fifty Shades of Grey- the women's porn books that have all the ladies all hot and bothered. You going to admit jacking off to it too?

I haven't had the chance to read it and I got family reading it. I want to see what the hype of it is.

I can't wait to see what you will do next.

[Turner Coates]

Why so hostile? I'll bet he would take your clit to places you have only dreamed of.

Yes. There's a couple of lakes near Casper....well, they call one of them a reservoir, but it's still kinda pretty. I suppose some people could dream about them.

[MotleyMaiden]

Why so hostile? I'll bet he would take your clit to places you have only dreamed of.

I'm sure. Right after he cut it off and put it in a jar.

[Turner Coates]

Why so hostile? I'll bet he would take your clit to places you have only dreamed of.

I'm sure. Right after he cut it off and put it in a jar.

Well, he could still take that jar to one of those lakes, unless Wyoming frowns on that sort of thing.

[HeavyMetalZombie666]

HMZ, HMZ, HMZ. First you talk about how you are trying on skinny jeans at Hot Topic. Then you talk about how you have a "regular" hair dresser dying your hair.

Now you post that you actually WANT to read Fifty Shades of Grey- the women's porn books that have all the ladies all hot and bothered. You going to admit jacking off to it too?

I haven't had the chance to read it and I got family reading it. I want to see what the hype of it is.

I can't wait to see what you will do next.

I haven't read it yet.

[eddie lee roth]

HMZ, HMZ, HMZ. First you talk about how you are trying on skinny jeans at Hot Topic. Then you talk about how you have a "regular" hair dresser dying your hair.

Now you post that you actually WANT to read Fifty Shades of Grey- the women's porn books that have all the ladies all hot and bothered. You going to admit jacking off to it too?

I haven't had the chance to read it and I got family reading it. I want to see what the hype of it is.

I can't wait to see what you will do next.

I haven't read it yet.

HMZ said other day that he had already started reading the sequel to that book its called Fiddy Shades Of Grey he likes that one better because it goes into great detail about black men and their big black cocks.

[*flick*]

HMZ said other day that he had already started reading the sequel to that book its called Fiddy Shades Of Grey he likes that one better because it goes into great detail about black men and their big black cocks.

You might as well change your location to "Foed as Fuck".