Here's where you can rip on each other. We don't care. If any personal information gets posted about another user, we'll delete it and you'll be banned. No exceptions.
Rev, I've been back for months as Stupid Goodbye Thread and have addressed you directly on several occasions. I even thanked you on your thread where you (rightfully) praised my wit. As usual, you were too busy trying to suck your own junkyard cock to realize what everyone else on the board has known for months.
How do you unmask someone who has posted their pictures and details of their life here for 8 years? Is willful ignorance your new schtick or are you really that fucking unaware of anything that isn't trapped in the curds of your smegma?
Regardless, thank you for continuing to endorse my brand, even if it does come across as needy and sycophantic. I do apologize for not fucking you in the ass with bold green font earlier, but much like gang rape in a biker bar, it's just not as fun when the bitch is begging for it.
Rev, the only thing unveiled on that blog was my Amazon Wishlist and my real name. Naturally, I was devastated that people were made aware of my penchant for postmodern noir fiction, but really - what else should I have expected after years of making fun of people's moms?
Seriously, my photos have been posted and photoshopped on this site for years - even my biggest and most bloody of ass detractors can confirm this. One of my favorites was one that Digital Requiem did of me in a sombrero with a Dirty Sanchez.
Again, I apologize that they weren't posted on the forum located in your colon, or otherwise you would have surely seen and delighted in them long before 2011.
Looking forward to our future.
Clearly.
I garner way more attention than belt buckles and Sons of Anarchy swag.
If you don't drool with jealousy over his house, rowboat, minivan, garage sale-hopping vacations, shitty cover band, Judge Judy connections, burgeoning e-bay business, or his mom's tramp stamp, you're pretty much a shoe-in.
Oh - you can also quote Exitflagger. That one works like a charm.
But be warned: Once you're on the dink list, kiss the Prince of Posessions goodbye, because then he never, never, ever reads your posts. No, really, He doesn't.
Kristi Vicious wrote:
Someone clone her now, so we have an army of Mitzis when she dies.
MitziDupree wrote:If you don't drool with jealousy over his house, rowboat, minivan, garage sale-hopping vacations, shitty cover band, Judge Judy connections, burgeoning e-bay business, or his mom's tramp stamp, you're pretty much a shoe-in.
Oh - you can also quote Exitflagger. That one works like a charm.
But be warned: Once you're on the dink list, kiss the Prince of Posessions goodbye, because then he never, never, ever reads your posts. No, really, He doesn't.
Quote me. You heard it hear first, he's trying to weasel into Winter's granny panties just like he did with TMC's. Rev may eat steak and lobster, but he chases ditch pig women.
nycrue wrote:Magic Wand Original @HitachiMagic 14 Feb 12
RT @hollywoodrose: the more I look at dating websites the more I know its gonna be just me and my @HitachiMagic for my whole life
"Stoner" cannot get on the Dink List now because there are prerequisites and one of them is that you have to be an anonymous dink that hurls insults at others (or aids in releasing info about the real lives of others) while never coming out from behind the shield of anonymity.
You can still get your alternyms on the list if they aren't already, but "Stoners" mask is off so no dink list for her. Like I said to Mitzi... Feel free to be a conduit, nay... A tool for the members of the dink list if you please. Copy and paste "Rev loves rape" 10,000 times if it tickles your fancy. Still no dink list for you.
MitziDupree wrote:Once you're on the dink list, kiss the Prince of Posessions goodbye, because then he never, never, ever reads your posts. No, really, He doesn't.
He also never, never, ever responds to your posts. No. Really. He doesn't.
GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.
Wow Rape-n-Rev totally wants a menage a trois with Stoner and Mitzi. Wet yet ladies?
nycrue wrote:Magic Wand Original @HitachiMagic 14 Feb 12
RT @hollywoodrose: the more I look at dating websites the more I know its gonna be just me and my @HitachiMagic for my whole life
Grendel wrote:Something tells me that Rev's choppers are not exactly sparkle brite. Fool has cheetah teeth most definitely.
Rev possesses an off white set of dentures so cut him some slack. Its hard to keep them sparkling white when a guy's chomping on steak and lobster all day.
nycrue wrote:Magic Wand Original @HitachiMagic 14 Feb 12
RT @hollywoodrose: the more I look at dating websites the more I know its gonna be just me and my @HitachiMagic for my whole life
Edited due to the Rev reading Dink List Member's posts in violation of his own rules and switching out the picture previously linked to.
Which was this pic, at least until he changes it again...
Yeah he read a Dink List post again...
Suck it Rev...
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nycrue wrote:Magic Wand Original @HitachiMagic 14 Feb 12
RT @hollywoodrose: the more I look at dating websites the more I know its gonna be just me and my @HitachiMagic for my whole life
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:How come you didn't come say hi?
Did you lose that tooth yet?
She's a liar. She was in charge of the Burger King drive thru for community service. This for not paying her traffic tickets after the cop turned down her fat slob BJ. Burger King finally fired her heifer ass after she kept eating all the french fries and happy meals. The cash drawer kept coming up short and never matched the fry inventory at reconciliation report at the end of her moo moo shift. Nobody else wanted her drama so she came crawling back here licking Stevie's ball sack.
Ah Rev, I knew you still read my posts. You changed my hotlink as soon as you read the reply in this thread. Smoochies assmunch.
nycrue wrote:Magic Wand Original @HitachiMagic 14 Feb 12
RT @hollywoodrose: the more I look at dating websites the more I know its gonna be just me and my @HitachiMagic for my whole life