How does Mike Golic have a job?
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How does Mike Golic have a job?
Is this guy not the biggest talking head moron in the game these days? I listen to Mike and Mike here and there and he brings nothing to the table other than repeating or agreeing with what Greenberg says. He makes Marcellus Wiley look like fucking Brian Billick.
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yea Ive noticed the same thing
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what gets me is why the hell does ESPN televise their show?????? fucking lame watching a talk show.
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When they started in '99 or so, it was a nice refreshing change of pace from the negativity of my hometown Chicago sports talk, but you're right. Golic's shtick is becoming repetitive and tired.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.
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it's not a schtick...he is non-existent...thats the problem herejohnk5150 wrote:Golic's shtick is becoming repetitive and tired.
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i like watching it more than listening to it...in fact I've never listened to it on radioBassmaster1984 wrote:what gets me is why the hell does ESPN televise their show?????? fucking lame watching a talk show.
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I used to listen to ESPN Radio every day, back when the lineup was Mike & Mike, Tony Kornheiser, and Dan Patrick. M&M were by far my least favorite until the King of Douchebags, Colin Cowherd came in. There was only so many times I could hear them debate "Most Underrated Player", "Who Is the MVP So Far (3 games into the season)", or "Is (Insert loser of the first game of any best of seven series here) Done?"
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2 days ago they were debating which modern day QB's (Moon, Kelly etc.) had a better career than Fran Tarkenton. This happened on a Monday. A FUCKING MONDAY! This is while the World Cup, NBA Finals, Wimbeldon are all happening, but for Golic's sake, we have to debate something that's been done a million times into the ground. Here was what I heard:
Greeny: Boy, Warren Moon sure lit it up in the CFL for 4 years before going to the Oilers and having a great career.
Golic: You're right, he was good.
Greeny: Boy, Jim Kelly was a great QB up in Buffalo, but he lost all those Super Bowls.
Golic: It wasn't his fault.
The guy is as dumb as a bag of fucking hammers. I'm sure the powers that be tell him just to nod his big head and agree.
Greeny: Boy, Warren Moon sure lit it up in the CFL for 4 years before going to the Oilers and having a great career.
Golic: You're right, he was good.
Greeny: Boy, Jim Kelly was a great QB up in Buffalo, but he lost all those Super Bowls.
Golic: It wasn't his fault.
The guy is as dumb as a bag of fucking hammers. I'm sure the powers that be tell him just to nod his big head and agree.
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Howard Cosell was right.
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They both kind of talk alot without saying anything.
Mike Francesa is the only sports show I can stomach.
Mike Francesa is the only sports show I can stomach.

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Notre Lame alum.
That and probably some incriminating photos of his superiors.
That and probably some incriminating photos of his superiors.
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Golic is bad enough, but Jet-boy Greenberg is even worse.
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Scotty Ferrell on satellite is the only way to go for nation sports talk for me.FullDJacket wrote:They both kind of talk alot without saying anything.
Mike Francesa is the only sports show I can stomach.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.
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I like Greenberg, so Golic doesn't bother too much, even though he is useless and dumb
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No please. I have heard that show. I like knowledge not attitude and acting like tough guys.johnk5150 wrote:Scotty Ferrell on satellite is the only way to go for nation sports talk for me.FullDJacket wrote:They both kind of talk alot without saying anything.
Mike Francesa is the only sports show I can stomach.

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The S in ESPN stands for SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd love to be given 10 minutes to beat the fucking complete holy fucking shit outta the ESPN NBA announce team in a cage. 3 on 1. Fuck yes!!!
Then laugh til a fucking kidney pops when LeBron gets hits by a bus in downtown Arizona in August and then bring on OCTOBER FOR THE THREEPEAT YOU FUCKING GREASY WHINEY LOSERS!!!!!!!!!
I'd love to be given 10 minutes to beat the fucking complete holy fucking shit outta the ESPN NBA announce team in a cage. 3 on 1. Fuck yes!!!
Then laugh til a fucking kidney pops when LeBron gets hits by a bus in downtown Arizona in August and then bring on OCTOBER FOR THE THREEPEAT YOU FUCKING GREASY WHINEY LOSERS!!!!!!!!!
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No one with a national show knows more hockey and sports gambling than Scotty. And he plays heavy metal the entire time while talking live action. I can't see how anyone can have a problem with that.FullDJacket wrote:No please. I have heard that show. I like knowledge not attitude and acting like tough guys.johnk5150 wrote:Scotty Ferrell on satellite is the only way to go for nation sports talk for me.FullDJacket wrote:They both kind of talk alot without saying anything.
Mike Francesa is the only sports show I can stomach.
You sure you've heard him since the move to satellite?
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.
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Ferrall is hideous. That show is enough to make me want to stick a screwdriver in my ear.
Sports talk radio basically sucks. The only decent thing out there is Dan Patrick.
Sports talk radio basically sucks. The only decent thing out there is Dan Patrick.
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If I have to hear one more fucking commercial with those two start off with "Hey Golic" "YES GREEENIE!" I'll kill somebody.


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Okay, these two idiots, with the help of the world wide leader have hit a new low. Talking about if the Viking talk about moving to LA will hurt the players.
Ummm, ESPN doesn't know we have a new stadium deal?
http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=8267844
Ummm, ESPN doesn't know we have a new stadium deal?
http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=8267844

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Ugh. Watching them the weeks before NFL Camp opened talk about Penn St. and Sandusky for WEEKS on end, just talking in circles and Mike Golic stating his usual, "You're right....but" schtick was atrocious.NeverSurrender wrote:Okay, these two idiots, with the help of the world wide leader have hit a new low. Talking about if the Viking talk about moving to LA will hurt the players.
Ummm, ESPN doesn't know we have a new stadium deal?
http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=8267844
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All those radio shows on tv are really lame.Bassmaster1984 wrote:what gets me is why the hell does ESPN televise their show?????? fucking lame watching a talk show.
Have you tried watching the Dan Patrick Show on fsw?
And yes, Marcellus Whiley is a dummy. The only thing he
has going for him is that he was a former nfl player. How
many times do we have to hear about his big contract &
then got hurt & never played effectively after?
He knows nothing about baseball, basketball, hockey, etc
etc.
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He might not be good on tv, but I don't think Wiley is a dummy. He went to Columbia.

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He went to Columbia because he was a football player, not because he was a road scholar. He may not be a dummy, but if its not football, he adds absolutely nothing to a talk show & he should take a class on how to speak properly.NeverSurrender wrote:He might not be good on tv, but I don't think Wiley is a dummy. He went to Columbia.
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Nobody goes to the Ivy league to play football, LOL. As far as I know, when he played they didn't even give athletic scholarships. If they even do now.

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A road scholar?yeahbuddy wrote:He went to Columbia because he was a football player, not because he was a road scholar. He may not be a dummy, but if its not football, he adds absolutely nothing to a talk show & he should take a class on how to speak properly.NeverSurrender wrote:He might not be good on tv, but I don't think Wiley is a dummy. He went to Columbia.

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