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Was there anything he couldn't do?
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Win consistantly.
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Grow taller than 5'10".
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KneelandBobDylan wrote:Win consistantly.
37-28 record as an NFL starter, including a 22-9 record in home games. And you misspelled "consistently".

Owned...like Flutie running a bootleg into your face.

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He's too short for the Hall of Fame.

Or success in the playoffs in the NFL.

But thanks for stopping by in Locker Room, hope you stick around. We've had a large-fonted, blowhard-shaped void here ever since Juggs got banned.
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His problem was he couldn't throw the out pattern. Great qb besides that. he had tons of heart.
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Convince his coaches that Rob Johnson wasn't the right choice against the Titans in the playoffs?
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Sixdgritt wrote:Convince his coaches that Rob Johnson wasn't the right choice against the Titans in the playoffs?

Wade Phillips has said that infamous decision was ordered by Bills owner Ralph Wilson.
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SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:
Sixdgritt wrote:Convince his coaches that Rob Johnson wasn't the right choice against the Titans in the playoffs?

Wade Phillips has said that infamous decision was ordered by Bills owner Ralph Wilson.
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Well Ralph was only 113 years old at the time. I guess he gets a pass.
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BSD: It was years ago, but I have to ask you now. Be honest, how did you feel about the team’s decision to bench Doug Flutie and go with Rob Johnson in the 1999 playoffs?

Eric Moulds: I thought it was the dumbest decision made in history of pro sports. It’s a story that I wish ended differently.

BSD: Do you the think the decision to start Johnson over Flutie was strictly a head coaching decision by Phillips, or do you think it was an organizational decision?

Eric Moulds: From my knowledge, Wade Phillips didn’t make the decision. It was one I’m sure that came from top to bottom. Of course, I think it had to do with Rob making $5-million a year, not any other reason.
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he couldn't see over his line.
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Was he the first Tebow?
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Skate4RnR wrote:Was he the first Tebow?

His arm was way better than Tebows.
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Flutie would play really well for the first five or six games, but he'd be so battered by the midway point of the season he'd kinda lose his mojo. The CFL was the right place for him.
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Flutie was the ultimate team player, while Johnson only cared about his stats.

I remember Johnson's penchant for taking sacks instead of throwing the ball away when under pressure, so that his QB rating wouldn't be affected...
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NeverSurrender wrote:
His arm was way better than Tebows.

See also: Pretty much everybody to ever start a game.
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I'm pretty sure that he's the only guy on the Brady era Pats that didn't get booed.
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