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If your guy loses...
If your guy loses will you blame the hurricane?
"Obama voters couldn't get to the polls."
"Romney voters couldn't get to the polls."
"Obama would have won the entire election if that one small town had electricity!"
"Romney would have won if the tea party wasn't under water!"
"Obama voters couldn't get to the polls."
"Romney voters couldn't get to the polls."
"Obama would have won the entire election if that one small town had electricity!"
"Romney would have won if the tea party wasn't under water!"
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Obama has done a magnificent job during the hurricane, and getting Chris Christie on his side - and all the good press that has come with it - has been the coup of the campaign.
So no, if Obama loses, I certainly won't blame the hurricane.
But when Romney loses...holy fuck you'll never hear the end of it. It'll be like the Florida Recount of 2000 for Republicans.
Can't wait!
So no, if Obama loses, I certainly won't blame the hurricane.
But when Romney loses...holy fuck you'll never hear the end of it. It'll be like the Florida Recount of 2000 for Republicans.
Can't wait!
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Hasn't he been through enough?
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Crazy Levi wrote:Obama has done a magnificent job during the hurricane, and getting Chris Christie on his side - and all the good press that has come with it - has been the coup of the campaign.
So no, if Obama loses, I certainly won't blame the hurricane.
But when Romney loses...holy fuck you'll never hear the end of it. It'll be like the Florida Recount of 2000 for Republicans.
Can't wait!
I think New Jersey is a lock for Obama just like New York, so if the Romney folks blame the hurricane then yeah, they're fucking insane.
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Of course...but you realize the ramifications of Obama's presence in NJ - and the nationally popular Christie's defacto defection to the Obama side - extend far beyond the Garden State, right?brotherplanet wrote: I think New Jersey is a lock for Obama just like New York, so if the Romney folks blame the hurricane then yeah, they're fucking insane.
Obama could not look more Presidential during this whole thing, and it could make a difference on Tuesday.
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Crazy Levi wrote:Of course...but you realize the ramifications of Obama's presence in NJ - and the nationally popular Christie's defacto defection to the Obama side - extend far beyond the Garden State, right?brotherplanet wrote: I think New Jersey is a lock for Obama just like New York, so if the Romney folks blame the hurricane then yeah, they're fucking insane.
Obama could not look more Presidential during this whole thing, and it could make a difference on Tuesday.
We'll know more on Tuesday night about how far it extended when people look across the river and see that people in Staten Island are starving. It's as if those people have been abandoned by everyone from the President to the Governor to the Mayor.
They don't call Staten Island the "forgotten borough" for nothing.
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Please. The President is taking ANY of the heat on that. It's all on Bloomberg, who is starting to look like a real putz.brotherplanet wrote:
We'll know more on Tuesday night about how far it extended when people look across the river and see that people in Staten Island are starving. It's as if those people have been abandoned by everyone from the President to the Governor to the Mayor.
They don't call Staten Island the "forgotten borough" for nothing.
Cuomo is in town daily upstaging hizzoner and making him look terrible. He seems like the defacto mayor now.
Obama ain't losing any points over this, sorry.
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I'm not personally blaming the President, but those people do see that Jersey is getting help while they rot. If it becomes national news then it'll hurt the president. If not then it won't do a thing to him.Crazy Levi wrote:Please. The President is taking ANY of the heat on that. It's all on Bloomberg, who is starting to look like a real putz.brotherplanet wrote:
We'll know more on Tuesday night about how far it extended when people look across the river and see that people in Staten Island are starving. It's as if those people have been abandoned by everyone from the President to the Governor to the Mayor.
They don't call Staten Island the "forgotten borough" for nothing.
Cuomo is in town daily upstaging hizzoner and making him look terrible. He seems like the defacto mayor now.
Obama ain't losing any points over this, sorry.
And yeah, Bloomberg is a complete fucking jackass. The fucker even waited until the last minute to cancel the Marathon (and only because we were enraged to see he was using two huge generators to power tents for the runners instead of the people of NYC). Because of that fucker New Yorkers made homeless were thrown out of hotels because the runners had reservations.

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Romney will lose and the excuses will be:
1) voter fraud
2) storm
3) Romney was not conservative enough
4) Republicans can't win when half the country is on welfare (even though most of the people on welfare live in red states).
5) the country is stupid for preferring a 2nd term of Obama over a 3rd term of Bush (the invisible man in 2012).
6) Zombie Jesus did not want a Mormon president.
1) voter fraud
2) storm
3) Romney was not conservative enough
4) Republicans can't win when half the country is on welfare (even though most of the people on welfare live in red states).
5) the country is stupid for preferring a 2nd term of Obama over a 3rd term of Bush (the invisible man in 2012).
6) Zombie Jesus did not want a Mormon president.
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Bloomberg is just another NYC Mayoral jackass who hung around too long, like Koch and Gulliani before him.
These guys were all hugely popular at one point and well overstayed their welcome.
Bloomie should have stepped aside when his 2 terms were up instead of muscling through an additional term in defiance of the term limits he once supported. Now this is his legacy and nobody is gonna forget what a fuck up he was during this disaster.
And that's the end of his Presidential hopes as well.
And a big boost to Cuomo's.
These guys were all hugely popular at one point and well overstayed their welcome.
Bloomie should have stepped aside when his 2 terms were up instead of muscling through an additional term in defiance of the term limits he once supported. Now this is his legacy and nobody is gonna forget what a fuck up he was during this disaster.
And that's the end of his Presidential hopes as well.
And a big boost to Cuomo's.
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Cuomo is kicking ass during this disaster. On the news this morning he said the state was closely monitoring the power companies to make sure they weren't trying to sit on their hands and treat this as a normal power outage. He actually said (and I think I have the quote right), "The power companies aren't happy with this and frankly I don't care."Crazy Levi wrote:Bloomberg is just another NYC Mayoral jackass who hung around too long, like Koch and Gulliani before him.
These guys were all hugely popular at one point and well overstayed their welcome.
Bloomie should have stepped aside when his 2 terms were up instead of muscling through an additional term in defiance of the term limits he once supported. Now this is his legacy and nobody is gonna forget what a fuck up he was during this disaster.
And that's the end of his Presidential hopes as well.
And a big boost to Cuomo's.
The motherfucker just got my vote!
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If Obama wins the same people that blame the storm will also blame Chris Christie.
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Looks like Rupert Murdoch isn't waiting for the election to blame Christie:
@rupertmurdoch Thanks Bloomberg right decision.@Now Christie, while thanking O, must re- declare for Romney, or take blame for next four dire years.
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LOL.Stoner wrote:Looks like Rupert Murdoch isn't waiting for the election to blame Christie:
@rupertmurdoch Thanks Bloomberg right decision.@Now Christie, while thanking O, must re- declare for Romney, or take blame for next four dire years.
Fox News should be illegal.
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Obama will lose and the excuses will be:
1) because he's black
2) because he's black
3) because he's black
4) because he's black
5) because he's black
6) because he's black
1) because he's black
2) because he's black
3) because he's black
4) because he's black
5) because he's black
6) because he's black
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Be sure to post that on this thread:roxxxtar wrote:Obama will lose and the excuses will be:
1) because he's black
2) because he's black
3) because he's black
4) because he's black
5) because he's black
6) because he's black
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None of these right wing idiots have any balls.
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Actually aren't those your reasons for not voting for him?roxxxtard wrote:Obama will lose and the excuses will be:
1) because he's black
2) because he's black
3) because he's black
4) because he's black
5) because he's black
6) because he's black


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Luminiferous wrote:Actually aren't those your reasons for not voting for him?roxxxtard wrote:Obama will lose and the excuses will be:
1) because he's black
2) because he's black
3) because he's black
4) because he's black
5) because he's black
6) because he's black![]()

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I voted for Gary Johnson. I'm pretty sure the hurricane only helped.
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roxxxtar wrote:Obama will lose and the excuses will be:
1) because he's black
2) because he's black
3) because he's black
4) because he's black
5) because he's black
6) because he's black
Good call.
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Fixed your post.roxxxtar wrote:Obama will win and the reason will be:
1) because he's black
2) because he's black
3) because he's black
4) because he's black
5) because he's black
6) because he's black
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Exhibit A:
Post-election interview with Paul Ryan
http://video.channel3000.com/watch.php?id=45615
“The surprise was some of the turnout, some of the turnout especially in urban areas, which gave President Obama the big margin to win this race."
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Exhibit B:

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That crazy delusional dude who runs Unskewedpolls.com is a fat sick slob who's like a younger Rush Limbaugh.
They both need to be in the nut house!
They both need to be in the nut house!

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viewtopic.php?f=5&t=280383RATTrules wrote:That crazy delusional dude who runs Unskewedpolls.com is a fat sick slob who's like a younger Rush Limbaugh.
They both need to be in the nut house!
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Come on, give him this. He loves Ratt.WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:viewtopic.php?f=5&t=280383RATTrules wrote:That crazy delusional dude who runs Unskewedpolls.com is a fat sick slob who's like a younger Rush Limbaugh.
They both need to be in the nut house!
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