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poizond13 wrote: We would have lost to ANYONE today.

u finally admitted what everyone's been tryin to tell u
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poizond13 wrote: Levy, I know you're trolling, but you've yet to explain what excuses I made. Did I blame the refs, like you did numerous times early this season? NOPE. I blamed no one but ourselves. That's not making excuses. Keep trolling, though.

And I'm not the only one who thought the Colts gave the game away. Here's an article where the author has the exact same opinion as mine. Anyone would actually watched the game would have this opinion as well. http://www.rantsports.com/nfl/2012/11/1 ... w-england/
That article is stupid, the guy sounds like someone Who dosent want to give the pats any credit either, saying shit Indy flexed their muscle and theres no other way to describe the game but that Indiaapolis lost and the pats didn't win? WTF? turning the ball over is a mistake evey team makes usually, You don't get to rewrite history and claim "Well IF they're not turning the ball over they're winning" I's fucking football You turn the ball over that much You're gonna lose and guess what the Defense gets credit, they Forced luck into making bad plays and in turn they got crushed, how hard is it to just tip your cap to the better team and move on?
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Machado wrote:Tymaster and someone else here predicted a Browns win
at Dallas today.
Phew..............that was close.
I have not seen the Browns all season. How are they so awful in the standings?
There defense is very, very good and the front 4 today was blowing up
the depleted Dallas O-Line just about all game.
Dallas had no business winning the game.
They came out flat. I think Dallas underestimated the Browns and how physical that team plays.
After watching this game, I still don't understand how the Browns have such a poor record this season.
The Browns have lost a lot of really close games. They look like a team that is very close to being a real competitor. They just need to figure out how to close. Pittsburgh and Baltimore are getting old. I could see a shift in that division in the not too distant future.
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Yeah, whenever Gregg gets desperate who goes to his old standby - posting the
Article by some hack or homer that backs up his moronic opinion.

pats just hit their FRANCHISE RECORD in points and Greggie boy wants to post a bunch of excuses explaining why Andrew Leaf is chucking interceptions like they are Mardi grad beads.

Pathetic.

Never change greggggie!

Every time the redskins lose, there are tons of homer articles explaining why it's not RG3's fault, or how the skins are struggling with injuries, or any other number of things.

But I'm not a pathetic enough dipshit to post them here, bacause a) I can make my own arguments, and b) I know nobody gives a shit about those articles anyway.

But hey, nobody can shovel excuses like the Gregggster. Love it!

Still waiting for your boyfriend to chime in. He's awfully quiet today. Where art thou, UncleGreg'sAssBoy?
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Alex Smith is OUT. Kapernick to start after having no snaps with the first team this week.
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Crazy Levi wrote:Yeah, whenever Gregg gets desperate who goes to his old standby - posting the
Article by some hack or homer that backs up his moronic opinion.

pats just hit their FRANCHISE RECORD in points and Greggie boy wants to post a bunch of excuses explaining why Andrew Leaf is chucking interceptions like they are Mardi grad beads.

Pathetic.

Never change greggggie!

Every time the redskins lose, there are tons of homer articles explaining why it's not RG3's fault, or how the skins are struggling with injuries, or any other number of things.

But I'm not a pathetic enough dipshit to post them here, bacause a) I can make my own arguments, and b) I know nobody gives a shit about those articles anyway.

But hey, nobody can shovel excuses like the Gregggster. Love it!

Still waiting for your boyfriend to chime in. He's awfully quiet today. Where art thou, UncleGreg'sAssBoy?
Do you think he does that passing the buck shit in real life too? Does he blame the traffic when he's late for work? Does he show the boss an online article about the road construction that caused the gridlock?
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poizond13 wrote:Talk about pathetic and ignorant.
There's a thread where we provide PROOF and FACTS about how pathetic and ignorant you are.
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johnk5150 wrote:Alex Smith is OUT. Kapernick to start after having no snaps with the first team this week.
I don't know if that's a good or bad thing for Chicago. Kapernick presents a different set of problems for Chicago's D.
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poizond13 wrote:in his desire to run up the score.
I knew you would eventually come through, troll boy.
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bane wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:Alex Smith is OUT. Kapernick to start after having no snaps with the first team this week.
I don't know if that's a good or bad thing for Chicago. Kapernick presents a different set of problems for Chicago's D.
Running QBs rarely do well against Chicago. Ask mike Vick.

Pocket passers pick them apart.
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bane wrote:Do you think he does that passing the buck shit in real life too? Does he blame the traffic when he's late for work? Does he show the boss an online article about the road construction that caused the gridlock?
I could easily see him breaking out come cell phone pics/vids showing his boss at arby's how bad the traffic was.

There were some funny ass posts on other boards about Luck from guys like P13, one that stood out was this dipshit going on and on about Lucks nearly 3000 yards and 20 tds oh, and his 5 300 yard games and how monumental it is. I;m not saying he's not gonna be great I think He will but in this era that's just not very impressive. it's officially the most pass happy era in football history even shitty QB's like Chad fucking Henne can have monster games in todays NFL.
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bane wrote: Do you think he does that passing the buck shit in real life too? Does he blame the traffic when he's late for work? Does he show the boss an online article about the road construction that caused the gridlock?
I think it goes like this.

Gregggg- "Boss, sorry I'm late. I have NO excuses, sometimes you just can't make it into the office on time under any circumstances. Now, here's a bunch of excuses why I'm three hours late."
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dtmfs wrote:
bane wrote:Do you think he does that passing the buck shit in real life too? Does he blame the traffic when he's late for work? Does he show the boss an online article about the road construction that caused the gridlock?
I could easily see him breaking out come cell phone pics/vids showing his boss at arby's how bad the traffic was.

There were some funny ass posts on other boards about Luck from guys like P13, one that stood out was this dipshit going on and on about Lucks nearly 3000 yards and 20 tds oh, and his 5 300 yard games and how monumental it is. I;m not saying he's not gonna be great I think He will but in this era that's just not very impressive. it's officially the most pass happy era in football history even shitty QB's like Chad fucking Henne can have monster games in todays NFL.
Right. It's getting increasingly rare to see high percentage passers in the NFL...everybody is throwing it 50 times for 60 percent. Except for Andrew Leaf who goes for 54 percent.

If only there were a young QB out there whose efficiency was astounding...who routinely throws for 70 percent...and sometimes even for a completely ridiculous 93 percent.

If only....oh wait!

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Crazy Levi wrote:
bane wrote: Do you think he does that passing the buck shit in real life too? Does he blame the traffic when he's late for work? Does he show the boss an online article about the road construction that caused the gridlock?
I think it goes like this.

Gregggg- "Boss, sorry I'm late. I have NO excuses, sometimes you just can't make it into the office on time under any circumstances. Now, here's a bunch of excuses why I'm three hours late."
I'll bet there's one of these too:

Gregg: "But boss, how many times has coworker Joe been late. He's been late way more than me!"

Boss: "Joe hasn't been late in two years Gregg, and besides, we're talking about you, not him."

Gregg: "but boss, my all time on time record is much better than his!!!"
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bane wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:
bane wrote: Do you think he does that passing the buck shit in real life too? Does he blame the traffic when he's late for work? Does he show the boss an online article about the road construction that caused the gridlock?
I think it goes like this.

Gregggg- "Boss, sorry I'm late. I have NO excuses, sometimes you just can't make it into the office on time under any circumstances. Now, here's a bunch of excuses why I'm three hours late."
I'll bet there's one of these too:

Gregg: "But boss, how many times has coworker Joe been late. He's been late way more than me!"

Boss: "Joe hasn't been late in two years Gregg, and besides, we're talking about you, not him."

Gregg: "but boss, my all time on time record is much better than his!!!"
"Why won't you answer the question? It's a simple question! How many times has joe been late?"
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"Gregg, I'm going to need you to cover Joe's accounts for a few days. Joe was in an accident and he won't be in for a while."

"Eat shit Joe!!!!! Now you can feel the pain of somebody else covering your accounts while you're off work recovering!!!!!!!!"
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Hey P13, did you see that great block that Matthew Slater threw to launch Edelman on his punt return TD? That's called execution. That's called beating the other team.
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Will you people please get back to the primary discussion: the 2006 season?

















































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A little Zen for E(xcuses)13

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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Sorry boss, the highway was JAM PACKED.
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Off topic, the Lions are finally getting back to being the team they were in 2010. The best team in the NFL to play three quarters of football. Well on their way to drafting just before the Colts, but just after the Redskins.
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bane wrote:"Gregg, I'm going to need you to cover Joe's accounts for a few days. Joe was in an accident and he won't be in for a while."

"Eat shit Joe!!!!! Now you can feel the pain of somebody else covering your accounts while you're off work recovering!!!!!!!!"
You STILL can't answer the question? :lol: :lol: :lol:

How long are you going to ignore reality, hoss?
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Levy:

You are trolling so hard now it's sad. Is this really what you do to take your mind off another horrible Redskins season? :lol:

I've asked you before, I'll ask you again. What excuse did I make? Please, I'd love to know since you are so excited about it. But I'm sure you'll ignore this question just like the Texans fag. :lol:

Levy, do you just make shit up to distract yourself from reality? Because here's the reality. Now that the dust has settled, the Colts are 6-4 and own the 5th seed in the AFC, good enough for a playoff berth. The Skins are 4-6, with no chance of making the playoffs, and an owner and coach that you admit are pathetic. :lol: :lol: :lol: So I guess I can see why you make shit up instead of looking at reality.

Here's some more reality:

Remember when you said it was funny and you were happy that Peyton Manning got injured?

Remember when you said signing Pierre Garcon was a good thing? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Remember when you said Reggie Wayne was a terrible signing? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Remember when you said the Redskins would be good this year? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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P 13 and his juvenile ways :roll:

The guy cries a river when his team loses and he is the 1st person to clap when his team wins.
There is no middle ground with Jr.
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Machado wrote:P 13 and his juvenile ways :roll:

The guy cries a river when his team loses and he is the 1st person to clap when his team wins.
There is no middle ground with Jr.
Cry a river? Nah. He just makes a bunch of excuses and deflects his ass off.
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bane wrote:
Machado wrote:P 13 and his juvenile ways :roll:

The guy cries a river when his team loses and he is the 1st person to clap when his team wins.
There is no middle ground with Jr.
Cry a river? Nah. He just makes a bunch of excuses and deflects his ass off.
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E(xcuses)13, I know you are trolling but:

I do NOT remember when I said the Redskins would be good this year. Please post where I did and refresh my memory.

I do remember saying Pierre Garcon was a good pickup. It is possible, one day, that may be true. Just like it's way too soon to call Andrew Leaf a bust just because he threw as many INTs yesterday as Rg3 has in his whole career, it's clearly too soon to say Garcon was not a good pickup. Maybe he'll get healthy and live up to expectations.

So, now that I've answered TWO of your stupid rhetorical questions, how about you answer a couple of mine? Pick any two:

Remember when you said Peyton Manning would not be released by the COlts, ever?

Remember when you called us all retards for saying Peyton wouldn't play last year?

Remember when you said the Colts would beat the Saints in the Super Bowl?

Remember when you said Andrew Luck would win the MVP this season ? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Remember when you said the scab refs would be "if anything, better" than the regular refs?

Remember when you said RG3 would be a bust? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Remember when you said we need to "wait a year" to evaluate RG3, and then you declared Andrew Leaf a "future MVP and Hall of Famer" after 2 games?

Remember when you welched on your Super Bowl bet because you are a spineless douchebag?

Remember when you said the Colts would win games with Kerry Collins as starter?

Remember when you said you NEVER celebrate player injuries, and then months later gloated about Schaub being hurt, and told Texans fans to eat shit?

Remember every stupid thing you've ever said? No? Well, visit this thread:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I wonder if PP is gonna pop in and say some more despicable idiotic shit?

I bet he will.
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The aftermath of the Patriots FRANCHISE RECORD beat down of the hapless Colts, and Andrew Leaf's Todd-Marinovich like performance is absolutely awesome.

It's brought back the E(xcuses)13 we all know and love. Seriously...the past 24 hours have been a fucking greatest hits from Gregggg!

We've got

-making shit up. Complete fabrication of things others have said and done.

-calling everybody else a troll, at the exact same time he is trolling.

-Excuses, excuses, excuses. "I'm not making excuses, but here's why I don't really give the Patriots credit" for their HISTORIC beat-down, a humiliating defeat that's as brutal as any NFL team has suffered this year

-Posting Hack and Homer articles to back up his retarded opinions, as if that's gonna suddenly make us realize that 59-24 isn't as bad as it looks.

-"Hoss" and "Son"

-Bringing up shit from 5 seasons ago, as if that's somehow relevant to the humiliation suffered by Colts nation yesterday

-And, my personal favorite E(xcuses)13 gambit - "The Question."
You guys know this one, where he asks you some stupid "how long have you been beating your wife" type question that nobody is going to answer, and makes 5 straight posts where he said "Just answer the question! It's a simple question, why won't you answer it!"

Yes, this has it all - all the E(xcuses)13 greatest hits in one tidy place! It's like a Poison setlist!

If I'm leaving any out, please add them. Surely there's something I missed.
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