It's the 10th Season of Sludge Fantasy Football!!!

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We are still needing 1 more.
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Last one in. Run this bitch!
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Like Tone Loc would say,

"Let's do it."
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Draft status changed to "ready." It's taking for goddamned ever for yahoo to run drafts this week. Hope it goes through by Wednesday afternoon.
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We're drafted folks! Went fast!
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NickasInSaltLick wrote:We're drafted folks! Went fast!
My RBs suck. I obviously made some poor ranking choices.
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Jesus, I got Andrew luck. I feel a weird, icky connection to P13 now. :(
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Which one of you pricks stole Toby Gerhart from me?
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I like the game recaps that Yahoo have added this year.
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I have no clue who, but I stomped somebody this week.


DwayneBoweintheDark is a fag.
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NeverSurrender wrote:I have no clue who, but I stomped somebody this week.


DwayneBoweintheDark is a fag.
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Fast_Eddie_Schenker wrote:I like the game recaps that Yahoo have added this year.
Yeah. I want a computer generated report of all the retarded decisions I made.
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Leathery Man Sacks Regret Tracker

Should have started Joe Flacco, who underachieved, but still had more points than the starting QB with 18.28 against a projected 27.93.

Yeah. I should have known Flacco would do better than Rodgers. Fuck off Yahoo.
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Houston's defense was worth 68 this week. 68. When a defense has 10 times the points of a receiver with 3 catches for 50 yards it's time to reevaluate the scoring system.
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johnk5150 wrote:
Fast_Eddie_Schenker wrote:I like the game recaps that Yahoo have added this year.
Yeah. I want a computer generated report of all the retarded decisions I made.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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johnk5150 wrote:Houston's defense was worth 68 this week. 68. When a defense has 10 times the points of a receiver with 3 catches for 50 yards it's time to reevaluate the scoring system.
We're an IDP league, man.
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PaTkINGoFfAGS BEAT ME BY HALF AS FUCKING POINT.
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NeverSurrender wrote:PaTkINGoFfAGS BEAT ME BY HALF AS FUCKING POINT.
I love it when a plan comes together.

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Lost by a point and a half. Again, fuck off yahoo.

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•Left Reggie Wayne on the bench, where he scored 36.20 points and beat his projected point total by 218.1%, the third-highest percentage in the league this week
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
NeverSurrender wrote:PaTkINGoFfAGS BEAT ME BY HALF AS FUCKING POINT.
I love it when a plan comes together.

:lol:
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yeah, good plan.
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I need 8.38 points from Ryan Matthews to hit 200.
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I need to not go up against someone who has Aaron Rodgers when I have Andrew Luck.
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I have Rodgers and nelson in my money league.
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NeverSurrender wrote:I have Rodgers and nelson in my money league.
Christ, you must have crushed whoever you were playing.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
NeverSurrender wrote:I have Rodgers and nelson in my money league.
Christ, you must have crushed whoever you were playing.
By about 25 points. would've been more, but I got one whole point out of my RBS.
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Ran into the Matt Ryan buzzsaw yesterday. Ouch.
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My team is fucked. My bench scored half as many points as my whole team.
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Well, your two-time defending champions have been mathematically eliminated from playoff contention.

A poor draft, questionable transactions and overall complacency within the organization are the key reasons for this embarrassing collapse. Spotty QB play and really mediocre performances from the defense also contributed to the overall failure.

The General Manager will be retained, but everyone else in the organization will be evaluated and changes will be made.

Good luck to everyone who's still in contention. I will not be mailing it in for the last two weeks. I hope to be a spoiler for somebody as the regular season comes to a close.
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I've been in this league for 8 years and have never won the damn thing! When lord! Whens gon' be my time?!
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Playoffs! Who the hell is Multiple Scoregazims? Nice season pal.
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