Gregg's new sig

[Crazy Levi]

and I would never ask you for anything, BITCH.

Still having trouble keeping track of those lies, huh troll?

Levy....Now I'm going to ask you some questions, and I want to have them answered immediately, after each week:

- How were the refs?
- Any signs of rust?
- Who were the best performing crews?

Jesus Christ.

Poor Melty13 can't even attempt a little low-level flaming without wiping out like Frankie Avalon during a tsunami.

This just gets sadder and sadder.

[NeverSurrender]

I don't have anything personal against you Levi. Other than I think your really pushing this feud against P-13 way to much. It's not my fight and I am out of it from now on.

I appreciate that.

Look, all Gregg has to do to get me off his back is ask. I mean, he's already my bitch, 100% owned lock stock and barrel. So why not make it official (as if his complete and total meltdown didn't already do that)?

Gregg - just ask - politely, and I'll stop abusing, humiliating, and degrading you. It's pretty much your only way out.

I don't give a fuck what you do, and I would never ask you for anything, BITCH.

I just realized you have more sigs than Peyton does championships.

[Turner Coates]

Doesn't matter, because I won't be using any other sigs.

And you say Poison is gonna tour?
I don't THINK so!

[johnk5150]

QB's not named Jay Cutler

Now you have to start with me? What, do you hate Vanderbilt?

[Turner Coates]

Why does Gregg say "boy" so much?

It's a Freudian thang.

[sin]

QB's not named Jay Cutler

Now you have to start with me? What, do you hate Vanderbilt?

Christ! I even remember you saying your not a Cutler fan. But good luck to the Chicago Bears as a team.

[Space Bear]

watch that stuff, He'll pull a Trump and get his hot shot attourney on Your ass.

I'm not 12 years old and don't look like either Bret Michaels or Andrew Luck, so I doubt he'd have much interest in my ass.

[Crazy Levi]

I miss the wonderful days when this thread was young and new.

[Crazy Levi]

[bane]

Oh, My. God!!!!! Take a few moths away from the board and I miss the most epic ownage ever!!!!! Fucking wow. I love this thread. My hat is off to you Levi. Pinhead- your douchiness has flown to new and never before seen heights. I was pretty sure you had it in you, but you've proven it beyond any doubt. You are the king douchbag of sludge history. You wear it well. Kid Massengill rides again.

[Crazy Levi]

Oh, My. God!!!!! Take a few moths away from the board and I miss the most epic ownage ever!!!!! Fucking wow. I love this thread. My hat is off to you Levi. Pinhead- your douchiness has flown to new and never before seen heights. I was pretty sure you had it in you, but you've proven it beyond any doubt. You are the king douchbag of sludge history. You wear it well. Kid Massengill rides again.

I live to give.

Sometimes, the powers of douchiness can be used for good...ne...MUST be used for good. And I think this thread proves that in fact douchiness, when used correctly, can be a force for justice and all that is right.

You can't argue with results, and Gregg's humiliating and epic meltdown - his historic ownage in the Locker Room, the likes of which we'll probably never see again - is the ultimate endorsement of this theory.

[johnk5150]

Now you have to start with me? What, do you hate Vanderbilt?

Christ! I even remember you saying your not a Cutler fan. But good luck to the Chicago Bears as a team.

Oh Cutler is a grade A dick, but he's our grade A dick. He probably has the most punchable face in sports.

[Crazy Levi]

If you and Stevie are fine with the legal costs, let's do it.

Thanks.

This shit just never gets old.

The "thanks" was a nice touch, Gregg.

[Facedown]

I think it's great that p13 continues to confirm with PROOF and FACTS that he cannot live without this board and cannot exist here without being a troll.
Pretty pathetic.
That's no way to go through life, boy.

[eddie lee roth]

Oh, My. God!!!!! Take a few moths away from the board and I miss the most epic ownage ever!!!!! Fucking wow. I love this thread. My hat is off to you Levi. Pinhead- your douchiness has flown to new and never before seen heights. I was pretty sure you had it in you, but you've proven it beyond any doubt. You are the king douchbag of sludge history. You wear it well. Kid Massengill rides again.

I live to give.

Sometimes, the powers of douchiness can be used for good...ne...MUST be used for good. And I think this thread proves that in fact douchiness, when used correctly, can be a force for justice and all that is right.

You can't argue with results, and Gregg's humiliating and epic meltdown - his historic ownage in the Locker Room, the likes of which we'll probably never see again - is the ultimate endorsement of this theory.

Levi you are the rightfull owner of this so it is your right to name your powers however you see fit but I think "powers of douchiness" is besmirching your god given talent to humiliate lil pp the likes of which this board has never seen and trust me we're talking about lil pp here so that's saying something I think "powers of inevitably" works better.

[bane]

Oh, My. God!!!!! Take a few moths away from the board and I miss the most epic ownage ever!!!!! Fucking wow. I love this thread. My hat is off to you Levi. Pinhead- your douchiness has flown to new and never before seen heights. I was pretty sure you had it in you, but you've proven it beyond any doubt. You are the king douchbag of sludge history. You wear it well. Kid Massengill rides again.

I live to give.

Sometimes, the powers of douchiness can be used for good...ne...MUST be used for good. And I think this thread proves that in fact douchiness, when used correctly, can be a force for justice and all that is right.

You can't argue with results, and Gregg's humiliating and epic meltdown - his historic ownage in the Locker Room, the likes of which we'll probably never see again - is the ultimate endorsement of this theory.

I don't know if its possible to articulate how much of a kick I got out of reading this thread. I literally had tears from laughing so hard. Mod intervention, threatened legal action more humiliation than a prison shower and the biggest meltdown ever? Man, so much win.

[eddie lee roth]

Since you haven't been around after he ran off in a hissy fit never to return about six hours later he decided that to continue his trolling he needed to return to the gossip board with his latest thread about Poison world tour 2013 you need to go there for continued laughs.

[poizond13]

My favorite thing about this thread is the fact puss13 called dt out for his typo then misspelled hypocrite and intact in the next 3 posts.

Picking a favorite thing about this thread is like choosing among your children.

But you will never have children, since gays cannot procreate. Tough luck.

[poizond13]

Oh, My. God!!!!! Take a few moths away from the board and I miss the most epic ownage ever!!!!! Fucking wow. I love this thread. My hat is off to you Levi. Pinhead- your douchiness has flown to new and never before seen heights. I was pretty sure you had it in you, but you've proven it beyond any doubt. You are the king douchbag of sludge history. You wear it well. Kid Massengill rides again.

I live to give.

Sometimes, the powers of douchiness can be used for good...ne...MUST be used for good. And I think this thread proves that in fact douchiness, when used correctly, can be a force for justice and all that is right.

You can't argue with results, and Gregg's humiliating and epic meltdown - his historic ownage in the Locker Room, the likes of which we'll probably never see again - is the ultimate endorsement of this theory.

I don't know if its possible to articulate how much of a kick I got out of reading this thread. I literally had tears from laughing so hard. Mod intervention, threatened legal action more humiliation than a prison shower and the biggest meltdown ever? Man, so much win.

Why are you here, boy? Last time I saw you round here was after the Colts put a massive whopping on the Texans and sent them into ten more years of oblivion. Yeah, that's what's coming for the Texans, ten more years of misery at least, while the Colts reclaim our rightful spot atop the AFC South. Get ready, boy.

[demolition23]

I don't have anything personal against you Levi. Other than I think your really pushing this feud against P-13 way to much. It's not my fight and I am out of it from now on.

I appreciate that.

Look, all Gregg has to do to get me off his back is ask.

Why would a troll beg off the conflict he's created?!

[Facedown]

But you will never have children, since gays cannot procreate. Tough luck.

Pretty sure anyone that sees you with those sigs would consider you the fruit, tinkerbell.

[bane]

Why are you here, boy? Last time I saw you round here was after the Colts put a massive whopping on the Texans and sent them into ten more years of oblivion. Yeah, that's what's coming for the Texans, ten more years of misery at least, while the Colts reclaim our rightful spot atop the AFC South. Get ready, boy.

Watching your idiot owner pay the worst, not one of the worst, but THE worst linebacker in the league stupid money has me shaking in my boots. You blew that 40 million like Emelda Marcos at a shoe sale and got NOBODY for it. The real question is why are you here Gregg? You have been humiliated and beaten like Peyton in the playoffs. You must enjoy it. Do you keep a rubber suit and ball gag in your closet Gimp? How's Zed been treating you? You have been weighed. You have been measured, and you have been found wanting. The aftermath is nothing but devastation for you and entertainment for the rest of us. Please, by all means, stick around.

[Crazy Levi]

Gregg really thinks its business as usual.

He REALLY believes he can just keep being the same douchebag he's always been, and nobody will remember that he's been completely owned in every fashion possible.

Gregg, it will never be the same. You will never shake the stench of your legendary meltdown.

You aren't just MY bitch. You are owned by everyone in the Locker Room.

It's over Gregg. Nobody is buying it. We own you like the Texans own the Colts.

[poizond13]

Gregg really thinks its business as usual.

He REALLY believes he can just keep being the same douchebag he's always been, and nobody will remember that he's been completely owned in every fashion possible.

Gregg, it will never be the same. You will never shake the stench of your legendary meltdown.

You aren't just MY bitch. You are owned by everyone in the Locker Room.

It's over Gregg. Nobody is buying it. We own you like the Texans own the Colts.

WRONG.

We both know your goal from day one has been to get rid of me. You were so desperate to do that, that you went to the mod for help. But you still FAILED. I am still here. You are still a failure.

[Crazy Levi]

Gregg really thinks its business as usual.

He REALLY believes he can just keep being the same douchebag he's always been, and nobody will remember that he's been completely owned in every fashion possible.

Gregg, it will never be the same. You will never shake the stench of your legendary meltdown.

You aren't just MY bitch. You are owned by everyone in the Locker Room.

It's over Gregg. Nobody is buying it. We own you like the Texans own the Colts.

WRONG.

We both know your goal from day one has been to get rid of me. You were so desperate to do that, that you went to the mod for help. But you still FAILED. I am still here. You are still a failure.

Gregg, now don't con me. My only goal in regards to you has been to embarrass, humiliate, and own you, and it is universally accepted in the Locker Room - and in fact, ALL of Sludge - that I have achieved this rather underwhelming task.

As far as this mod bullshit you can't stop yapping about...YOU told me to go to the mod, so warped is your worldview that you think welching and weaseling are respected human qualities.

In the spirit of cooperation, I granted your request.

The results were hilarious. Do you remember when you threatened the mod with legal actions? You threatened to DESTROY Metal Sludge under a mountain of legal bills.

Then, you swore you'd NEVER post that hilarious sig of Andrew Leaf being cornholed by his cancer-ridden coach. And then, you SWORE you were leaving!

Remember? You were gonna leave, the post count on Sludge was gonna drop, and you promised to triumphantly re-emerge at a "legitimate" hair metal message board?

And then within 6 hours, you caved like a poorly run West Virginia coal mine, and came crawling back, pleading with the mod to allow you back if you only you were allowed to in fact post that side-splitting sig which you will continue to sport till September.

So don't blame ME, Gregg. It ain't my fault you are a spineless weasel who is ALWAYS wrong, and can't even keep his own worthless word for an entire day. And don't tell people to go to the Mod when you are gonna act like a butthurt bitch when things don't work out for you.

In fact, you should probably stop posting entirely, since your posts always result in your humiliation and embarrassment.

[poizond13]

[Crazy Levi]

No problem, I don't need to be posting somewhere where the mod has it out for me anyway. Plenty of other forums to post in. You can be the one to explain to Stevie why the page views drop like a fucking rock after you ban people for no legitimate reason. Adios, bitches.

Oh, nice sigs Gregg.

[Turner Coates]

Silly boy.
Of COURSE you read it.
You can't fool us. You've tried and always failed.

[Crazy Levi]

[bigbuttskinner]

P13 always finds something to beat into the ground. The dolts, poison, bert miracles, indy, etc. Now it's these "didn't read LOL" memes. Jesus, they were funny, what, 3-4 years ago? Glad we get to see these steadily for the next 6-12 months until he finds something new to harp on.