Michael Jeffrey Jordan dunking at age 49

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Michael Jeffrey Jordan dunking at age 49

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

i love how he tries to hang with his kid ballplayers

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How about how he hangs with the number two player in the draft.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/20 ... a/1924059/
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I bet he could score fifteen in a game today. But then he'd need to take a nap.
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No doubt in my mind he could come back today and still dominate a good chunk of the players out there. It's Michael Jordan... you just don't stop being that good. I don't care how old you are.
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silent_eyes wrote:No doubt in my mind he could come back today and still dominate a good chunk of the players out there. It's Michael Jordan... you just don't stop being that good. I don't care how old you are.
The skill is still there, he's carrying another 125 LBs right now though. He'd need a month to try and get back into shape.
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johnk5150 wrote:
silent_eyes wrote:No doubt in my mind he could come back today and still dominate a good chunk of the players out there. It's Michael Jordan... you just don't stop being that good. I don't care how old you are.
The skill is still there, he's carrying another 125 LBs right now though. He'd need a month to try and get back into shape.
Playing weight was 218. This past SI interview he said he was 261. He could play today sure, but every 5th game in order to recover.

Still be better than having him as GM. Surrounds himself with too many "trusted advisors" and he will never be a successful manager until he loses the perceived slights he carries around.
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He'd be the best benchwarmer out there. Easily 10 points and six dimes per game if he re-tooled his offensive game and lost some weight. He looks like he ate Earl Boykins these days.
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I also would dare to say that Clyde The Glide could still do it as well. The rules have changed to the point where they could still be productive as opposed to the late 90's.
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Rainbow Bright wrote:He'd be the best benchwarmer out there. Easily 10 points and six dimes per game if he re-tooled his offensive game and lost some weight. He looks like he ate Earl Boykins these days.
He said right before he retired he was going to get fat when he retired. And he did.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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