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So you can look at me twice.
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It seems like an idea that would come from the Department of Redundancy Department.Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:So you can look at me twice.
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MitziDupree wrote:I'm not laughing. You've targeted the 40+ Chuck E Cheese demographic and are taking the "pay to play" concept to a different level. You're not buying tickets, but you've morphed into a carny. If that's the adulation you need, then go for it.Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:
That's exactly right, Mitz. It is difficult to get people our age out to see a simple cover band. There has to be something else going on. We have all sorts of giveaways, raffles, gimmicks, light show, video show and whatnot. We are a party band and we bring the party, complete with big lit-up smiley-face balloons, smiley face stickers, tubes and tubes of glowstick necklaces, bracelets, etc. We have awards for certain things like the "Attendance Award" for showing up on time and signing the board (Gets people there early and keeps them there to wait for the award). No purchase required. Just be there and you can win $$. We also have the "Perfect Attendance Award" which is given out to a person who comes to three shows in a row. We have the "Spread the Ed" award for fans who bring friends, etc. We have games that make people mingle and laugh and they can win money and lottery tickets and whatnot while playing. They all leave smiling, dressed funny, glowing and wanting more.
Damn skippy, baby and I do not deny it.
All of it is Trojan Horse stuff. I roll in with the party, the cover tunes, etc and hidden inside of it all are some strategically placed originals. We get paid and asked back where other bands have failed. We get our originals out in front of crowds where other original bands have failed. Chuckle all you want. It works.
But don't kid yourself about the "strategically placed originals." Anyone who would sit through sets of these shenanigans is not the least bit interested in music. It's simply background noise for their drunk.
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I just got a small record deal from a guy who sat through our shenanigans. You will be able to go to Best Buy, FYE, etc and pick up a disc with my band on it later this year.
You were saying?....
You were saying?....
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Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:I just got a small record deal from a guy who sat through our shenanigans.
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^^^^Nice^^^^
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It will be interesting to see what kind of excuses you come up with "later this year".Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:I just got a small record deal from a guy who sat through our shenanigans. You will be able to go to Best Buy, FYE, etc and pick up a disc with my band on it later this year.
You were saying?....
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RT @hollywoodrose: the more I look at dating websites the more I know its gonna be just me and my @HitachiMagic for my whole life
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Good one!Caustic Queen wrote:Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:I just got a small record deal from a guy who sat through our shenanigans.
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This "record deal" was offered up by the same people that offered him a TV show I
imagine.
imagine.
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Do I really need to?Efilnikufesin wrote:This "record deal" was offered up by the same people that offered him a TV show I
imagine.
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LOL...You are fucking killing it!
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Actually a 'small' record label will possibly get your music into local Best Buys. In most instances, Best Buy only uses Regional CD.net for local or non-major label artists material in their stores.
I'd read your 'small' label contract very carefully if I were you.
I'd read your 'small' label contract very carefully if I were you.
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Sorry to burst your bubble, but Moggio's not really in show biz. He may be able to snag you some french fries though.Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:I just got a small record deal from a guy who sat through our shenanigans.
"I'm just here for the irony and the dancing."
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F everybody's I...
I've added a new section to the DINK LIST. It is for the INVISIBLE DINKS. Please visit the first post in this thread to see the edit and get more info about the teensie tiny little critters that are on the INVISIBLE DINK list.
That is all. Carry on.
I've added a new section to the DINK LIST. It is for the INVISIBLE DINKS. Please visit the first post in this thread to see the edit and get more info about the teensie tiny little critters that are on the INVISIBLE DINK list.
That is all. Carry on.
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The "INVISIBLE DINK LIST"
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Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:INVISIBLE DINK list.
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Careful or you will be
3.)
3.)
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WAIT.. What?? I'm not number 1???????????????????Efilnikufesin wrote:Careful or you will be
3.)
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The fucking DINK LIST ELITE!
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Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:If you are on this list, you are either a boring, anonymous dink with nothing of substance to offer, or someone who quotes a boring, anonymous dink with nothing of substance to offer. In either case, if you are on this list, you no longer muck up my scenery. You've been foewned™. This list is fluid.
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And the following are the INVISIBLE DINKS.
These are the dinks that are so small that you can hardly see them. They are just as ignored as the standard dinks, only they are teenie tiny little things and not visible with the naked eye...
1.)
2.)
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RT @hollywoodrose: the more I look at dating websites the more I know its gonna be just me and my @HitachiMagic for my whole life
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*flick* wrote:Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:If you are on this list, you are either a boring, anonymous dink with nothing of substance to offer, or someone who quotes a boring, anonymous dink with nothing of substance to offer. In either case, if you are on this list, you no longer muck up my scenery. You've been foewned™. This list is fluid.
*flick*
Efilnikufesin
Exitflagger
Grendel
The_Alternym
And the following are the INVISIBLE DINKS.
These are the dinks that are so small that you can hardly see them. They are just as ignored as the standard dinks, only they are teenie tiny little things and not visible with the naked eye...
1.)
2.)
Constantine wrote:ur a fkn degenerate,
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Being on the Dink List means so much more. It's hard to describe unless you've been a member.
nycrue wrote:Magic Wand Original @HitachiMagic 14 Feb 12
RT @hollywoodrose: the more I look at dating websites the more I know its gonna be just me and my @HitachiMagic for my whole life
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I can only imagine the total life fulfillment you must be experiencing right now. It must be on the same level of of finding Tuff's "Greatest Hits" in the cut out bin at the local Best Buy right next to the endcap display for The Koolest Kids In Skool!*flick* wrote:Being on the Dink List means so much more. It's hard to describe unless you've been a member.
Constantine wrote:ur a fkn degenerate,
Metal Sludge wrote:It is after all, only a message board...relax!
Trist805 wrote:Chip, You owned me and I will admit defeat. I love big black cocks. Hope you are happy.
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The endcap for who?BlackCrypt wrote:I can only imagine the total life fulfillment you must be experiencing right now. It must be on the same level of of finding Tuff's "Greatest Hits" in the cut out bin at the local Best Buy right next to the endcap display for The Koolest Kids In Skool!*flick* wrote:Being on the Dink List means so much more. It's hard to describe unless you've been a member.
(You spelled it correctly too.)
See how that shit works, stupid?
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Life on the D-ink List.Grendel wrote:Well said. I can't imagine life without being on the Dink List.*flick* wrote:Being on the Dink List means so much more. It's hard to describe unless you've been a member.
IggyPopWillEatItself wrote:Yep, there's actually still a few left out there!Inessence wrote:Whoa. I bought a cd of a band Iggy hasn't heard of before?
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Tuff has never found it's way into a Best Buy warehouse and we all know the Rape Tard Quartet never will. So those aren't valid comparisons.BlackCrypt wrote:I can only imagine the total life fulfillment you must be experiencing right now. It must be on the same level of of finding Tuff's "Greatest Hits" in the cut out bin at the local Best Buy right next to the endcap display for The Koolest Kids In Skool!*flick* wrote:Being on the Dink List means so much more. It's hard to describe unless you've been a member.
nycrue wrote:Magic Wand Original @HitachiMagic 14 Feb 12
RT @hollywoodrose: the more I look at dating websites the more I know its gonna be just me and my @HitachiMagic for my whole life
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*flick* wrote:Tuff has never found it's way into a Best Buy warehouse and we all know the Rape Tard Quartet never will. So those aren't valid comparisons.BlackCrypt wrote:I can only imagine the total life fulfillment you must be experiencing right now. It must be on the same level of of finding Tuff's "Greatest Hits" in the cut out bin at the local Best Buy right next to the endcap display for The Koolest Kids In Skool!*flick* wrote:Being on the Dink List means so much more. It's hard to describe unless you've been a member.
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote: See how that shit works, stupid?
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Constantine wrote:ur a fkn degenerate,
Metal Sludge wrote:It is after all, only a message board...relax!
Trist805 wrote:Chip, You owned me and I will admit defeat. I love big black cocks. Hope you are happy.
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Quick... Raise your hand if you are on the dink list and being ignored by Rev, but still invoke his name, follow his posts and/or have his name or a rev quote (or a made-up Rev quote) in your sig.
LOL!
Silly dinks. I love being this deep under your little foreskins.
LOL!
Silly dinks. I love being this deep under your little foreskins.
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Foreskins! Hahaha. What a fag!Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote: I love being this deep under your little foreskins.
What other parts of men's cocks do you love, Rev?
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