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eddie lee roth wrote:The Colts have placed the franchise tag on their punter/kicker, you gotta be shitting me a fucking punter/kicker and you place the franchise tag on him, you don't even need to come up with a joke on that one it writes itself.

lil pp wants you to take a trip inside the mind of the Colts "genius" owner, well you better take a flashlight and some popcorn to leave a trail cause its gotta be easy to get lost in that dark and empty space.
Punters are important in today's game. They have a huge affect on field position, etc. If you have a punter that consistently has long and high punts, and pins opponents inside their 10 yard line, that's a huge asset. But hey, if it's so easy, why don't you go out there and try out to be a punter. You can earn a multi million dollar contract, and it shouldn't be that hard right?

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Banner outside Lucas Oil Stadium:

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poizond13 wrote:Banner outside Lucas Oil Stadium:

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I'd love to have him come back home to the Connecticut area with the Patriots.
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Seahawks CB Richard Sherman rips into Skip Bayless live on air. :lol:

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DOWN2WHISKEY wrote:P13 must be holed up in his parents basement coming to grips w/ Jeff Saturday's retirement ceremony as a Colt today! I was expecting post after post of how great it was, how great Saturday was, all the beautiful things Irsay had to say about him and all the things Irsay & Saturday said about the Colts being the greatest organization in the NFL!

How about it P13?
I was just getting to that. It was phenomenal seeing Jeff coming back and retiring as a Colt. He's meant a lot to the organization, city, state, and community. Looking forward to his induction into the Ring of Honor soon.

One interesting quote from Jeff today was that his time in Green Bay with Rodgers showed him just how special Peyton Manning was.

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Other notable quotes:

“I’m a Colt. I love representing this organization,” said Saturday. “This organization is what I hope all the NFL teams strive to be. In every negotiation I was involved with the (NFLPA) and the NFL, I used us (the Colts) as an example of what you should strive to, and I make no bones about it. This organization is the best in the business.


“It was just absolutely incredible how Jeff has made his mark in this league and for the franchise,” said Irsay. “When I think of one player where the heartbeat of those 12-13 years, you just think about Jeff, his integrity and always trying to be a better man, a better person, a better example, truly the leader of our team. … one of the greatest success stories in the NFL.”
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poizond13 wrote:One interesting quote from Jeff today was that his time in Green Bay with Rodgers showed him just how special Peyton Manning was.
Rodgers - 1 Ring = Not Special.
Manning - 1 Ring = Special.

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Pretty sure Saturday is not an idiot but damn sure you are.

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Just watched the 30 for 30 on who killed the USFL. Good watch.
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Yea that's one of the better ones I think, Trump fucked that up although that smug asshole won't admit to anything during the interview.
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Vikings trade Percy Harvin to Seahawks.
Minnesota would receive Seattle’s first and seventh round picks in the 2013 NFL Draft and a mid-round pick in the 2014 Draft.
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Ravens trade Anquan Boldin to the 49ers for a sixth round pick.
Raven are lucky to get anything since they basically said they were going to release him if they couldn't trade him in 24 hours.
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The Bears have no players and are in salary cap hell. This sucks unless they can renegotiate with Briggs and Peppers to free up some space.
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johnk5150 wrote:The Bears have no players and are in salary cap hell. This sucks unless they can renegotiate with Briggs and Peppers to free up some space.
Careful, you wouldn't want the Bears to be considered cheaters by p13, would you?
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Jets sign QB David Garrard.
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Facedown wrote:Ravens trade Anquan Boldin to the 49ers for a sixth round pick.
Raven are lucky to get anything since they basically said they were going to release him if they couldn't trade him in 24 hours.
poisond13 wrote:HARBAUGH BROTHERS ARE CHEATING!!!!!!!!!
:lol:

49ER Fans are already celebrating a SB win because of this trade.
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johnk5150 wrote:The Bears have no players and are in salary cap hell. This sucks unless they can renegotiate with Briggs and Peppers to free up some space.
I felt the same way in week 8 last season, about the Redskins.

And yet they went on a run and win the division.
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Mike Wallace to Dolphins.
Bills release Ryan Fitzpatrick.
Eagles release Nnamdi Asomugha.
Bucs are frontrunners for Revis.
Santonio Holmes restructures his deal with the Jets. According to p13, this is cheating.

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But.... Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard!!!
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Facedown wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:The Bears have no players and are in salary cap hell. This sucks unless they can renegotiate with Briggs and Peppers to free up some space.
Careful, you wouldn't want the Bears to be considered cheaters by p13, would you?
I don't give a shit what it thinks. Bears have 1 linebacker under contract right now.
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Lions sign Reggie Bush.
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Facedown wrote:Lions sign Reggie Bush.
This guy is a bum.
He's made millions of dollars and done nothing on the field to
justify the money earned.

I knew the kid would not reach the very high level of expectations that
Mel Kiper Jr. and the other experts were claiming after Reggie played
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Facedown wrote:Lions sign Reggie Bush.

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Wes Welker "very likely" to sign with Denver.

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TawnyVonJagger wrote:Wes Welker "very likely" to sign with Denver.

:shock:
Now it's being said he has gone back to the Patriots to see if they will match the Broncos offer.
Considering the initial offer from the Pats was "substantially less" than Welker expected, I expect he's gone.

Edit - He signs a two year deal with Broncos.
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Facedown wrote:
TawnyVonJagger wrote:Wes Welker "very likely" to sign with Denver.

:shock:
Now it's being said he has gone back to the Patriots to see if they will match the Broncos offer.
Considering the initial offer from the Pats was "substantially less" than Welker expected, I expect he's gone.

Edit - He signs a two year deal with Broncos.
He can kiss any chance he had at a ring goodbye.
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Patriots sign Danny Amendola 5yrs/31mil.
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Welker had no shot at a ring in N.E. Now he's playing with a real QB and has a legitimate shot at a championship. Manning will make him a better player than he ever was.
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poizond13 wrote:Welker had no shot at a ring in N.E. Now he's playing with a real QB and has a legitimate shot at a championship. Manning will make him a better player than he ever was.
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Machado wrote:
Facedown wrote:Lions sign Reggie Bush.
This guy is a bum.
He's made millions of dollars and done nothing on the field to
justify the money earned.

I knew the kid would not reach the very high level of expectations that
Mel Kiper Jr. and the other experts were claiming after Reggie played
his final game at USC
Is there another RB in free agency or in the draft that is close to guarantied to be better? Bush came relatively cheap compared to what getting a top corner would cost, when they have the option to get one in the draft.

The name Reggie Bush may not strike fear in Defensive coaches hearts, but it is enough to make them think twice about daring the Lions to throw the ball.

I'm not going to go all mark my words on this, but the move (along with the signing of Quin and presumably a Corner in the first or 2nd round of the draft should put them in the playoff picture.
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