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New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski "very likely" will require a fourth surgery on his left forearm, this one to remove the plate inserted in the arm in order to ensure an infection has been eradicated, two sources told ESPNBoston.com's Mike Reiss.

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If another surgery is required, the estimate for a recovery would be about 10 weeks. Depending on when the surgery can be performed, which would be determined by whether the infection is completely eliminated, Gronkowski's availability for the start of the 2013 season could be affected.

While the infection is seen as a setback, there are options that include not removing the plate that could be considered, the sources said.

Gronkowski was in California visiting friends recently, and when he woke up in the morning, his arm was swollen and he noticed some discharge. After he called the Patriots, the club quickly arranged for his cross-country return to Boston to address the issue. The timeliness was crucial to avoid any more serious complications.

Gronkowski's agent, Drew Rosenhaus, was asked Sunday night if his client would miss the early part of the 2013 season.

"I can tell you that I'm gonna be talking to the team doctors, we're gonna talk to the experts and we're gonna see how it plays out," Rosenhaus told WSVN-7 in Miami. "Right now we've got plenty of time until the season starts, whether he needs another operation, what that operation will entail, that's very preliminary, that type of speculation is way off, no determinations have been made, there's no surgery scheduled and were not even sure if he's gonna need one."

Patriots spokesman Stacey James said Sunday the team doesn't expect to comment on the situation.

Gronkowski originally broke the arm Nov. 18 in a game against the Indianapolis Colts.

The Boston Herald reported Sunday that the surgery will be needed, citing multiple sources. According to the report, Gronkowski is nearing the end of a six-week cycle of antibiotic treatments at Massachusetts General Hospital but because doctors aren't sure the infection has been eliminated, they will need to remove the plate inserted in the forearm to check.

If doctors are certain the infection has been eradicated, according to the report, they will install a new one and Gronkowski should have enough time to be ready for the start of the 2013 season.
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Emmanuel Sanders signs an offer sheet with the Patriots reportedly for 1 year. Steelers have 5 days to match.
WTF? One year?
Guess he'll stay with Pittsburgh since they made it quite easy for them to match it.
They have also re-signed Julian Edelman.

Edit - Offer sheet is apparently 1yr/2.5mil. Why bother making the offer?
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You and Levi need to consummate your relationship already.
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Machado wrote:
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You and Levi need to consummate your relationship already.
:lol: :lol:
OK...but I get to be on top!!!
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Facedown wrote:Emmanuel Sanders signs an offer sheet with the Patriots reportedly for 1 year. Steelers have 5 days to match.
WTF? One year?
Guess he'll stay with Pittsburgh since they made it quite easy for them to match it.
They have also re-signed Julian Edelman.

Edit - Offer sheet is apparently 1yr/2.5mil. Why bother making the offer?
Because it puts Steelers in a pretty tough cap position, makes them wonder if they are better off getting a 3rd round pick - there is a chance that the Steelers don't match it, at which point Patriots get a needed receiver at a very good price. If Steelers match, what's lost? Obviously, New England value Sanders at about what they valued Lloyd -- south of $3M a year.
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Facedown wrote:Emmanuel Sanders signs an offer sheet with the Patriots reportedly for 1 year. Steelers have 5 days to match.
WTF? One year?
Guess he'll stay with Pittsburgh since they made it quite easy for them to match it.
They have also re-signed Julian Edelman.

Edit - Offer sheet is apparently 1yr/2.5mil. Why bother making the offer?
Because the Steelers only have 2 million in cap space. As a rival it fucks with the Steelers either way.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Machado wrote:
poizond13 wrote:Image

You and Levi need to consummate your relationship already.
:lol: :lol:
OK...but I get to be on top!!!
I'm sure Machado would love that. Heaven knows he's certainly used to taking a pounding where the sun don't shine. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Right on!

P13, let's put aside our differences, and BOTH of us can fuck Machado up the ass!!

How about it, buddy?
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Crazy Levi wrote:Right on!

P13, let's put aside our differences, and BOTH of us can fuck Machado up the ass!!

How about it, buddy?

You 2 are behaving like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!
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P13 is just a boy. But I feel we can make him a man!

You on board, Esse? And don't play fucking coy. Every goddamn Mexican I ever met gets gay as fuck after a six pack.
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Crazy Levi wrote:Right on!

P13, let's put aside our differences, and BOTH of us can fuck Machado up the ass!!

How about it, buddy?
No thanks, I'll let you two love birds do your thing on your own.
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Crazy Levi wrote:P13 is just a boy. But I feel we can make him a man!

You on board, Esse? And don't play fucking coy. Every goddamn Mexican I ever met gets gay as fuck after a six pack.
Sounds like you have had your share of man on man sex action(beer not necessary).
If that's not gay, then I don't know what is.

There has been a lot of news about an NFL player coming out, but I think you
might as well jump the gun and announce to the locker room you are gay and want P13 in bed with you(beer optional)
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Crazy Levi wrote: OK...but I get to be on top!!!
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Machado wrote:
Sounds like you have had your share of man on man sex action(beer not necessary).
If that's not gay, then I don't know what is.
Machado, it is simply impossible to outsmart you.

You are right. There really isn't anything gayer than man on man sex action.

Can't argue your logic man.
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Patriots CB Alfonzo Dennard was sentenced on Thursday to 30 days in jail beginning on March 1, 2014.
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Facedown wrote:Emmanuel Sanders signs an offer sheet with the Patriots reportedly for 1 year. Steelers have 5 days to match.
WTF? One year?
Guess he'll stay with Pittsburgh since they made it quite easy for them to match it.
They have also re-signed Julian Edelman.

Edit - Offer sheet is apparently 1yr/2.5mil. Why bother making the offer?
The Steelers matched the offer, and played rent-a-recevier for a year and max out the cap.
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AliceManson wrote:
Facedown wrote:Emmanuel Sanders signs an offer sheet with the Patriots reportedly for 1 year. Steelers have 5 days to match.
WTF? One year?
Guess he'll stay with Pittsburgh since they made it quite easy for them to match it.
They have also re-signed Julian Edelman.

Edit - Offer sheet is apparently 1yr/2.5mil. Why bother making the offer?
The Steelers matched the offer, and played rent-a-recevier for a year and max out the cap.
Ah, I see you edited that.
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http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap100000 ... raft-picks

NFL.COM has a very interesting series on their site.
Best and Worst Draft picks by all NFL teams.
Runs Apr 3-Apr 24
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Today the site listed the Cowboys list.

Best pick has to be Aikman
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James Harrison a Bengal.
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Have secured my ticket to the Broncos at Indy. Bitchin.
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Machado wrote:http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap100000 ... raft-picks

NFL.COM has a very interesting series on their site.
Best and Worst Draft picks by all NFL teams.
Runs Apr 3-Apr 24
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Today the site listed the Cowboys list.

Best pick has to be Aikman
Worst pick is a toss up from a group of players who's name only hardcore
fans would remember.
Cool series.
This makes me weep for what might have been...

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The worst six Chargers picks are pretty brutal though... :lol:


Ryan Leaf -- 1998 (No. 2)
The Chargers were 4-4 at one point during the 1997 season, but went on to drop eight consecutive games to finish 4-12 and earned the third pick in the draft. Peyton Manning and Leaf were considered the two best quarterbacks in the draft and there was actually a debate about who should go first overall. Do we have to guess who the Chargers were going to end up with?
» 1998 NFL Draft


Ryan Leaf -- 1998 (No. 2)
According to some, the Colts' scouting staff preferred Leaf over Manning. But Manning knocked it out of the park during the interview process and Leaf did not. When the quarterbacks were asked what they would do if they were drafted first overall, Manning gave a thoughtful answer. Leaf said he would go to Las Vegas.
» 1998 NFL Draft


Ryan Leaf -- 1998 (No. 2)
The Chargers traded draft picks (and return man Eric Metcalf) to move up one spot to draft Leaf. Things started off ominously for Leaf and the Chargers when he blew off the rookie symposium and was fined $10,000. Later, a number of veterans pranked Leaf by charging a huge meal to his credit card. Leaf took it poorly and reported his teammates to management after he refused to pay it. Junior Seau flattened Leaf in practice, much to the delight of his teammates who offered the captain high fives.
» 1998 NFL Draft


Ryan Leaf -- 1998 (No. 2)
The Chargers started well in Leaf's first two games, as the team went 2-0 despite some erratic play from the rookie. But the wheels came off the bus in Week 3 when he went just 1 for 15 passing for four yards and two interceptions in one of the most humiliating losses in club history. Leaf made things worse for himself later in the year when he screamed "knock it off" to a reporter who covered the team, and had to be restrained by Seau. Leaf threw just two touchdowns and 15 interceptions in his rookie season and was replaced by Craig Whelihan.
» 1998 NFL Draft


Ryan Leaf -- 1998 (No. 2)
Leaf got hurt minutes into the Chargers' 1999 training camp and was forced to have surgery to repair a torn labrum, which knocked him out for the entire year. Still, Leaf garnered headlines after he was fined for having a screaming match with general manager Bobby Beathard. He was fined, suspended and later issued an insincere apology. Then he was caught on videotape playing flag football in a San Diego park. No word on how many interceptions he threw in that game.
» 1998 NFL Draft


Ryan Leaf -- 1998 (No. 2)
Leaf started just nine games for the Chargers in 2000, but to limited results. Leaf threw 11 touchdowns with 18 interceptions and had a passer rating for 56.2. Leaf wouldn't play for the Chargers again, and surfaced briefly for the Cowboys in 2001. But the stigma of Leaf continues to haunt the Chargers franchise, long after he threw his final interception for the team. For the record, it should be noted the Chargers would have likely blown it with Andre Wadsworth anyway in the 1998 draft, but still.
» 1998 NFL Draft
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Machado wrote:http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap100000 ... raft-picks

NFL.COM has a very interesting series on their site.
Best and Worst Draft picks by all NFL teams.
Runs Apr 3-Apr 24
Two teams revealed per day


Today the site listed the Cowboys list.

Best pick has to be Aikman
Worst pick is a toss up from a group of players who's name only hardcore
fans would remember.

They should not have Sherrard on there. Not his fault he got two broken legs.
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demolition23 wrote: Later, a number of veterans pranked Leaf by charging a huge meal to his credit card. Leaf took it poorly and reported his teammates to management after he refused to pay it. Junior Seau flattened Leaf in practice, much to the delight of his teammates who offered the captain high fives.
» 1998 NFL Draft
:lol: That's a cool story, its a crying fucking shame the way Seau's life ended.
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Jets grant permission for Revis to take physical with Tampa Bay.
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Sounds like Revis is going to Tampa in exchange for their first round (#13) pick, with Revis signing with Tampa for around $15 mill a year.
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Crazy Levi wrote:Sounds like Revis is going to Tampa in exchange for their first round (#13) pick, with Revis signing with Tampa for around $15 mill a year.
Ridiculous. TB is insane.
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Looks like a good new 30 for 30 doc that premires tomorrow night about the time when Elway and Marino entered the NFL.

If I remember right when Elway was drafted first by the Colts he said he wouldn't play for them until they had the bestest owner in the whole wide world. :lol:


Here it is all these years later and it still hasn't happened.
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