Introducing the Moggio Clown Shoe Index
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Introducing the Moggio Clown Shoe Index
===============Moggio Clown Shoe Index FAQ
1) What is the Moggio Clown Shoe Index?
The Moggio Clown Shoe index tells you how much money someone lost by following Moggio's advice to buy gold and sell stocks on election day (Nov 6, 2012)
2) How is the Moggio Clown Shoe Index Calculated?
=========[(S&P 500 today)/(S&P500 election day)/(Gold Today)/(Gold election day)] X Clown Shoe
or simply click the link and adjust the observation date to today,click redraw and then multiply by a 33 pixel clown shoe.
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1) What is the Moggio Clown Shoe Index?
The Moggio Clown Shoe index tells you how much money someone lost by following Moggio's advice to buy gold and sell stocks on election day (Nov 6, 2012)
2) How is the Moggio Clown Shoe Index Calculated?
=========[(S&P 500 today)/(S&P500 election day)/(Gold Today)/(Gold election day)] X Clown Shoe
or simply click the link and adjust the observation date to today,click redraw and then multiply by a 33 pixel clown shoe.
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The value of Gold is STILL over 500% higher than it was 10 or so years ago...
Without further adu, BESTOWMENT #3:
Without further adu, BESTOWMENT #3:
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Moggio wrote:
Without further adu,
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Of course your asshole is going to be sore when you volunteer for an asspounding and not set any boundaries at all.
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GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.
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Will this mistake require major damage control? Will it elicit typical cut & paste litany?
STAY TUNED for the next episode of Leave It To Moggio, on the ONE MORE TIME FOR THE WORLD Network.
STAY TUNED for the next episode of Leave It To Moggio, on the ONE MORE TIME FOR THE WORLD Network.
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Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:Will this mistake require major damage control? Will it elicit typical cut & paste litany?
There is another formula for that. If you divide the total amount of Mongolio posts by the number of posts where he repeats himself, and then multiply that by the Moggio Clown Shoe Index (MCSI) and then divide that by a factorial of 6!/ 4π x √ 2: the answer equals:
Yes.
GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.
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Maybe he meant without further Apu...WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Moggio wrote:
Without further adu,
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SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:Will this mistake require major damage control? Will it elicit typical cut & paste litany?
There is another formula for that. If you divide the total amount of Mongolio posts by the number of posts where he repeats himself, and then multiply that by the Moggio Clown Shoe Index (MCSI) and then divide that by a factorial of 6!/ 4π x √ 2: the answer equals:
Yes.
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"I'm just here for the irony and the dancing."
Re: Introducing the Moggio Clown Shoe Index
SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:Will this mistake require major damage control? Will it elicit typical cut & paste litany?
There is another formula for that. If you divide the total amount of Mongolio posts by the number of posts where he repeats himself, and then multiply that by the Moggio Clown Shoe Index (MCSI) and then divide that by a factorial of 6!/ 4π x √ 2: the answer equals:
Yes.
You forgot to carry the numbers of times he uses the "grasping at straws" picture, but it doesn't change the answer.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Moggio wrote:
Without further adu,
Luminiferous wrote:Maybe he meant without further Apu...Moggio wrote:Without further adu,
Translation:tin00can wrote:ILikeButtSex wrote:Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:Will this mistake require major damage control? Will it elicit typical cut & paste litany?
There is another formula for that. If you divide the total amount of Mongolio posts by the number of posts where he repeats himself, and then multiply that by the Moggio Clown Shoe Index (MCSI) and then divide that by a factorial of 6!/ 4π x √ 2: the answer equals:
Yes.
You forgot to carry the numbers of times he uses the "grasping at straws" picture, but it doesn't change the answer.
We will NEVER get Moggio on anything except occasional typos.
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That wasn't a typo. That was blatant ignorance.Moggio wrote: Translation:
We will NEVER get Moggio on anything except occasional typos.
See how you are?
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Yes, it was a typo, dipshit. You can NEVER admit when you're wrong.Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:That wasn't a typo. That was blatant ignorance.Moggio wrote: Translation:
We will NEVER get Moggio on anything except occasional typos.
See how you are?
See how you are?
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"I'm just here for the irony and the dancing."
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lolz
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Moggio wrote:Yes, it was a typo, dipshit. You can NEVER admit when you're wrong.Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:That wasn't a typo. That was blatant ignorance.Moggio wrote: Translation:
We will NEVER get Moggio on anything except occasional typos.
See how you are?
See how you are?
No, WTSM is correct. It was purely stupidity. it's spelled "Adieu." You went with the phonetic spelling and failed...miserably.
When you never admit you're wrong you lose a lot of...mmm...what's it called? Oh yeah, credibility.
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It was a typo, moron.KneelandBobDylan wrote:Moggio wrote:Yes, it was a typo, dipshit. You can NEVER admit when you're wrong.
See how you are?
No, WTSM is correct. It was purely stupidity. it's spelled "Adieu." You went with the phonetic spelling and failed...miserably.
POT. KETTLE. BLACK.KneelandBobDylan wrote:When you never admit you're wrong you lose a lot of...mmm...what's it called? Oh yeah, credibility.
Anyway, debating whether or not a typo occurred means I don't have any credibility?! Are you fucking kidding me?!
Btw, when I'm wrong, I admit it. But it just so happens I'm almost never wrong.
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Wrong again, cuntling, I've been called out on this board, rightfully, and have always owned up to my mistakes, unlike you.Moggio wrote:It was a typo, moron.KneelandBobDylan wrote:Moggio wrote:Yes, it was a typo, dipshit. You can NEVER admit when you're wrong.
See how you are?
No, WTSM is correct. It was purely stupidity. it's spelled "Adieu." You went with the phonetic spelling and failed...miserably.
POT. KETTLE. BLACK.KneelandBobDylan wrote:When you never admit you're wrong you lose a lot of...mmm...what's it called? Oh yeah, credibility.
Anyway, debating whether or not a typo occurred means I don't have any credibility?! Are you fucking kidding me?!
Btw, when I'm wrong, I admit it. But it just so happens I'm almost never wrong.
As for the no credibility thing, it's not just this, it's every thread you've ever posted in, ultimately, you're PROVEN wrong. Always. That is why you have zero credibility. Jeezy Chreezy man, you misspelled a word, it's not the end of the world. Unfortunately a sociopath such as yourself will never understand how foolish you look by saying you're always right, especially when you're never, ever right.
By the way, what gold has done in the last 10 years is irrelevant to any argument you make. Had you made a statement 10 years ago, it would, but since you've advised people to buy gold, it's gone down. That, you ignorant bastard, is a fact.
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Holy. Shit. Even aside from the idea that he's "almost never wrong", the implications of that statement and what it indicates about Monggio's psyche...Moggio wrote: Btw, when I'm wrong, I admit it. But it just so happens I'm almost never wrong.
I mean, ignoring his repetitive ONE. MORE. TIME bullshit and apparently thinking (if I've got this right - I can't keep track of his shit) that a song with instruments on it is an instrumental or whatever it is, of course.
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"I'm just here for the irony and the dancing."
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http://www.thefreedictionary.com/DelusionalKneelandBobDylan wrote:Wrong again, cuntling, I've been called out on this board, rightfully, and have always owned up to my mistakes, unlike you.Moggio wrote:Btw, when I'm wrong, I admit it. But it just so happens I'm almost never wrong.
As for the no credibility thing, it's not just this, it's every thread you've ever posted in, ultimately, you're PROVEN wrong. Always. That is why you have zero credibility. Jeezy Chreezy man, you misspelled a word, it's not the end of the world. Unfortunately a sociopath such as yourself will never understand how foolish you look by saying you're always right, especially when you're never, ever right.
By the way, what gold has done in the last 10 years is irrelevant to any argument you make. Had you made a statement 10 years ago, it would, but since you've advised people to buy gold, it's gone down. That, you ignorant bastard, is a fact.
de·lu·sional (d-lzhn)
n.
1.
a. The act or process of deluding.
b. The state of being deluded.
2. A false belief or opinion: labored under the delusion that success was at hand.
3. Psychiatry A false belief strongly held in spite of invalidating evidence, especially as a symptom of mental illness: delusions of persecution.
1. I've almost NEVER been proven wrong about ANYTHING on this board.
2. It was a typo.
3. YOU are the one who can't own up to your own BS.
4. I NEVER say I was "always" right.
5. Gold is literally over 500% higher than it was 10 or so years ago. And it is rising AGAIN after its drop last month. And yes, it IS perfectly legitimate to state that.
These are FACTS.
Let them sink it, dipshit.
Oh and btw, it's quite ironic and absolutely hilarious that you STILL have a pic of George Carlin in your sig, especially considering he was anti-establishment and that he certainly would NOT be agreeing with just about anything you've stated in most of your posts on this board. You are a fucking idiot.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/instrumentalJ. D. wrote:Holy. Shit. Even aside from the idea that he's "almost never wrong", the implications of that statement and what it indicates about Monggio's psyche...Moggio wrote: Btw, when I'm wrong, I admit it. But it just so happens I'm almost never wrong.
I mean, ignoring his repetitive ONE. MORE. TIME bullshit and apparently thinking (if I've got this right - I can't keep track of his shit) that a song with instruments on it is an instrumental or whatever it is, of course.
in·stru·men·tal (nstr-mntl)
adj.
1. Serving as a means or agency; implemental: was instrumental in solving the crime.
2. Of, relating to, or accomplished with an instrument or tool.
3. Music Performed on or written for an instrument.
4. Grammar Of, relating to, or being the case used typically to express means, agency, or accompaniment.
5. Of or relating to instrumentalism.
n.
1.
a. Grammar The instrumental case.
b. A word or form in the instrumental case.
2. Music A composition for one or more instruments, usually without vocal accompaniment.
instru·mental·ly adv.
instrumental [ˌɪnstrəˈmɛntəl]
adj
1. serving as a means or influence; helpful
2. of, relating to, or characterized by an instrument or instruments
3. (Music / Pop Music) played by or composed for musical instruments
4. (Linguistics / Grammar) Grammar denoting a case of nouns, etc., in certain inflected languages, indicating the instrument used in performing an action, usually translated into English using the prepositions with or by means of
n
1. (Music) a piece of music composed for instruments rather than for voices
2. (Linguistics / Grammar) Grammar
a. the instrumental case
b. a word or speech element in the instrumental case
instrumentality n
instrumentally adv
ONE NATION UNDER SOCIALISM
Because of Obamination's spending & socialist BS, America and much of the world will endure one of the worst depressions in history in 5...4...3...2...
Because of Obamination's spending & socialist BS, America and much of the world will endure one of the worst depressions in history in 5...4...3...2...
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Like I said, I don't pay much attention to your obsessive grandiosity or your repetitive copypasta. If I've read that bilge right, you're trying to pretend that the common, regular, accepted everyday use of the term "instrumental" isn't in fact, a song without lyrics or vocals, such as, let's say, The Beach Boys' "Let's Go Away For A While" or The Who's "Sparks" or Duane Eddy's "Rumble", but any song with instruments on or something. Is that correct?
On second thoughts, don't answer. You're boring as fuck.
On second thoughts, don't answer. You're boring as fuck.
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Moggio wrote:http://www.thefreedictionary.com/DelusionalKneelandBobDylan wrote:Wrong again, cuntling, I've been called out on this board, rightfully, and have always owned up to my mistakes, unlike you.Moggio wrote:Btw, when I'm wrong, I admit it. But it just so happens I'm almost never wrong.
As for the no credibility thing, it's not just this, it's every thread you've ever posted in, ultimately, you're PROVEN wrong. Always. That is why you have zero credibility. Jeezy Chreezy man, you misspelled a word, it's not the end of the world. Unfortunately a sociopath such as yourself will never understand how foolish you look by saying you're always right, especially when you're never, ever right.
By the way, what gold has done in the last 10 years is irrelevant to any argument you make. Had you made a statement 10 years ago, it would, but since you've advised people to buy gold, it's gone down. That, you ignorant bastard, is a fact.
de·lu·sional (d-lzhn)
n.
1.
a. The act or process of deluding.
b. The state of being deluded.
2. A false belief or opinion: labored under the delusion that success was at hand.
3. Psychiatry A false belief strongly held in spite of invalidating evidence, especially as a symptom of mental illness: delusions of persecution.
1. I've almost NEVER been proven wrong about ANYTHING on this board.
2. It was a typo.
3. YOU are the one who can't own up to your own BS.
4. I NEVER say I was "always" right.
5. Gold is literally over 500% higher than it was 10 or so years ago. And it is rising AGAIN after its drop last month. And yes, it IS perfectly legitimate to state that.
These are FACTS.
Let them sink it, dipshit.
Oh and btw, it's quite ironic and absolutely hilarious that you STILL have a pic of George Carlin in your sig, especially considering he was anti-establishment and that he certainly would NOT be agreeing with just about anything you've stated in most of your posts on this board. You are a fucking idiot.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/instrumentalJ. D. wrote:Holy. Shit. Even aside from the idea that he's "almost never wrong", the implications of that statement and what it indicates about Monggio's psyche...Moggio wrote: Btw, when I'm wrong, I admit it. But it just so happens I'm almost never wrong.
I mean, ignoring his repetitive ONE. MORE. TIME bullshit and apparently thinking (if I've got this right - I can't keep track of his shit) that a song with instruments on it is an instrumental or whatever it is, of course.
in·stru·men·tal (nstr-mntl)
adj.
1. Serving as a means or agency; implemental: was instrumental in solving the crime.
2. Of, relating to, or accomplished with an instrument or tool.
3. Music Performed on or written for an instrument.
4. Grammar Of, relating to, or being the case used typically to express means, agency, or accompaniment.
5. Of or relating to instrumentalism.
n.
1.
a. Grammar The instrumental case.
b. A word or form in the instrumental case.
2. Music A composition for one or more instruments, usually without vocal accompaniment.
instru·mental·ly adv.
instrumental [ˌɪnstrəˈmɛntəl]
adj
1. serving as a means or influence; helpful
2. of, relating to, or characterized by an instrument or instruments
3. (Music / Pop Music) played by or composed for musical instruments
4. (Linguistics / Grammar) Grammar denoting a case of nouns, etc., in certain inflected languages, indicating the instrument used in performing an action, usually translated into English using the prepositions with or by means of
n
1. (Music) a piece of music composed for instruments rather than for voices
2. (Linguistics / Grammar) Grammar
a. the instrumental case
b. a word or speech element in the instrumental case
instrumentality n
instrumentally adv
What's even more ironic is the fact you live with your nose in Ron Paul's ass crack, even though he is part of the establishment, yet, you think yourself anti-establishment.
I can also say that Carlin, were he to even acknowledge your existence, would have thought you were clownshoes. Now run along, cuntling.
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Superb question. Anyone can look a fact up in a newspaper or on the Internet about something that's happened in the past. How many times have you actually been ahead of the curve, Monggolio?Grendel wrote:Did you invest in gold 10 years ago?Moggio wrote:The value of Gold is STILL over 500% higher than it was 10 or so years ago...
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What has 10 years ago got to do with it?
Isn't the window of time we're talking about Nov. 6th 2012 to now?
Isn't the window of time we're talking about Nov. 6th 2012 to now?
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Since Moggio uses semantics in his arguments, he's gonna grab onto anything he can.MickeyG wrote:What has 10 years ago got to do with it?
Isn't the window of time we're talking about Nov. 6th 2012 to now?
It's not about truth to him....it's about how he thinks he's perceived.
He's VERY fearful of being shown as incorrect or unworthy.
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At this point it's as regular as tying shoes everyday.Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:
Since Moggio uses semantics in his arguments, he's gonna grab onto anything he can.
It's not about truth to him....it's about how he thinks he's perceived.
He's VERY fearful of being shown as incorrect or unworthy.
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No, I don't. No, he isn't. And not I don't, necessarily.KneelandBobDylan wrote:What's even more ironic is the fact you live with your nose in Ron Paul's ass crack, even though he is part of the establishment, yet, you think yourself anti-establishment.
Definitely not.KneelandBobDylan wrote:I can also say that Carlin, were he to even acknowledge your existence, would have thought you were clownshoes. Now run along, cuntling.
Btw, you STILL have that Carlin pic and text in your sig?! Go fuck yourself, you hypocritical asswipe.
Riiiiiiiiiiight.VoiVod13 wrote:At this point it's as regular as tying shoes everyday.Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:Since Moggio uses semantics in his arguments, he's gonna grab onto anything he can.
It's not about truth to him....it's about how he thinks he's perceived.
He's VERY fearful of being shown as incorrect or unworthy.
You dipshits keep deluding yourself into believing that.
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Because of Obamination's spending & socialist BS, America and much of the world will endure one of the worst depressions in history in 5...4...3...2...