The NFL Thread

[Machado]

Crazy Levi has moved on from
P13 and is currently infatuated with
NeverSurrender

How cute

[NeverSurrender]

Another thing meathead was wrong about.

Remember when he wanted to make a sig bet with me because he just knew in that weeblo shaped head of his, that p13 would come back after HookerAnusgate. He has yet to return.

[Crazy Levi]

Another thing meathead was wrong about.

Remember when he wanted to make a sig bet with me because he just knew in that weeblo shaped head of his, that p13 would come back after HookerAnusgate. He has yet to return.

And if you weren't so yella, you'd own my sig.

There's nothing wrong with being wrong when you have some conviction to go with it - that's why I admire your bundle of conspiracy stupidities in some small way. But you have no right to gloat when you were too chickenshit to make the bet with me.

And - may I add - just because he has yet to return doesn't mean he won't. It ain't even football season yet. There's still time for that sig bet if you'd like. I still think Analingus13 makes a return before the end of football season.

[NeverSurrender]

I remember when he told me I was wrong because I KNEW Howard Cossell had been pushed out at ABC because wikipedia said he resigned. LMAO. I'm sure yell CONSPIRACY THEORIST!! AGAIN. I mean you would think somebody who was dumb enough to vote for Obama wouldn't yell that so much.

You keep believing p13 will be back. It won't be under that name unless it's a long time. Some of us had enough common sense to see this at the time. Not meathead. He was just being wrong..... Like usual.

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

It's pretty cool that Ted Kascinzki posts here in the locker room!

Please send me more pms making fun of the way people look on sludge. I so miss 3rd grade.

Who was that? LAGlamrocker? Come on, that picture was gold.

[Crazy Levi]

Another thing meathead was wrong about.

Remember when he wanted to make a sig bet with me because he

I love how truther has decided to turn this into an "all the stuff meathead was wrong about" thread.

Hey Truther...remember that time you thought 9/11 was a government conspiracy and was not in fact a bunch of muslim lunatics hijacking planes and crashing them into the WTCs?

Wow, you sure had egg on your face.

But yeah once you and I had a disagreement about Howard Cosell so somehow I'm always wrong.

But only a Romney voter like you would be that stupid!

[NeverSurrender]

Yeah egg on my face. How could I be wrong? I don't know what happened that day. You claim to know. So maybe you're wrong. 6 of the 10 members of the commission don't believe what the leaders told them. Why would I? Not that you would evev know that.

When the government proves that story then I will be wrong.

And you voted for Ibombya twice. Nothing dumber than that. Why wouldn't I bring up all the times you were wrong. You're wrong a lot. Hell sometimes you even post pics proving how wrong you were. Proving once and for all, that communists have no clue what freedom really is.

[TawnyVonJagger]

The fuck is this bullshit politics doing in the goddamn LOCKER ROOM?! GTFO

Back ON topic, I assume most of you have seen that the No Fun League strikes again? Can't do shit after a big play or a TD, not even the goddamn Mile High Salute. Fuck you, Goodell!

[Crazy Levi]

Yeah egg on my face. How could I be wrong? I don't know what happened that day. You claim to know. So maybe you're wrong. 6 of the 10 members of the commission don't believe what the leaders told them. Why would I? Not that you would evev know that.

When the government proves that story then I will be wrong.

And you voted for Ibombya twice. Nothing dumber than that. Why wouldn't I bring up all the times you were wrong. You're wrong a lot. Hell sometimes you even post pics proving how wrong you were. Proving once and for all, that communists have no clue what freedom really is.

Alright, look. I'll make you a deal, and I'll try to be diplomatic about it.

You disgust me. And I apparently disgust you. Fair enough.

But I still think somehow we can look past it all and have a decent, working relationship in the Locker Room. Do you want to give it a shot?

This will entail me not mentioning the fact that you are a Truther, or that I think you are crazier than a shithouse rat. In the Locker Room.

This will entail you not bringing the stuff that is gonna drive me crazy (let's just say anything that has to do with the government, conspiracy theories, the word "sheeple" , or any of that other nonsense) up in the Locker Room - you've got three whole other boards where you can go nuts with that stuff.

Despite our obvious differences, I think we make this work.

What do you think?

[NeverSurrender]

You sure are wrong a lot. And you don't even have p13 to kick around anymore. And you can type and type but you will still be wrong. That's the best part.

[Crazy Levi]

You sure are wrong a lot. And you don't even have p13 to kick around anymore. And you can type and type but you will still be wrong. That's the best part.

So no dice on that Locker Room truce, huh?

You can't bear to contain your pearls of political wisdom to the Lounge, Gossip Board, and War Board?

Why not? I don't understand it. You don't really think you are changing minds by spamming every part of Sludge, do you?

[eddie lee roth]

No definition of 'bundle'?
Didn't you say something about AD coming back strong from injury because of roids at one time?

I don't know, you tell me. I don't remember.

Bundle = 2.

You believe two ridiculous conspiracy theories, 9/11 was an inside job and the citizens of boston were not, in fact, happy that the Bombers were caught and killed. I define a bundle as two.

Feel free to offer up more conspiracy theories you believe in though, and will redefine "bundle" at that number.

Don't forget he wasn't along with Navy Seal Team Six on 5-1-11 so that "story" about them killing Osama bin Laden was probably just more made up bullshit from the govt.

[Crazy Levi]

No definition of 'bundle'?
Didn't you say something about AD coming back strong from injury because of roids at one time?

I don't know, you tell me. I don't remember.

Bundle = 2.

You believe two ridiculous conspiracy theories, 9/11 was an inside job and the citizens of boston were not, in fact, happy that the Bombers were caught and killed. I define a bundle as two.

Feel free to offer up more conspiracy theories you believe in though, and will redefine "bundle" at that number.

Don't forget he wasn't along with Navy Seal Team Six on 5-1-11 so that "story" about them killing Osama bin Laden was probably just more made up bullshit from the govt.

He's a fucking nutjob.

But - in the interest of the good of the Locker Room - I willing to look past all of that and just talk football here. What say you NeverSurrender? Do we have an arrangement?

I'll even give you last licks. You can call me a sheeple and Ibombyabummer voter and everything and I won't even retaliate by calling you an obese paranoid lunatic Tea Party sack licker.

Go for it baby!

[eddie lee roth]

I'll do the same.


Slightly off topic but I gotta laugh at that dumbass Johnny Football, he's now being accused of selling his autograph that boy just want learn I hated the fucker for winning the Heisman as a freshman when a few years ago the voters acted like it was a big no-no if AD was to be awarded the damn thing and this season I was going to enjoy watching some defender hopefully knock his ass out and now it looks like I won't get to.

[Crazy Levi]

I'll do the same.


Slightly off topic but I gotta laugh at that dumbass Johnny Football, he's now being accused of selling his autograph

Seriously...what the fuck is that?! Total fucking Bush League. Is this kid poor? Why on Earth would he do this? It's like the most basic, obvious thing to avoid for someone in his position. It's suddenly looking like this douchebag is the second-coming of Ryan Leaf. Could pills and locker room tantrums be on the horizon?

[eddie lee roth]

I'll do the same.


Slightly off topic but I gotta laugh at that dumbass Johnny Football, he's now being accused of selling his autograph

Seriously...what the fuck is that?! Total fucking Bush League. Is this kid poor? Why on Earth would he do this? It's like the most basic, obvious thing to avoid for someone in his position. It's suddenly looking like this douchebag is the second-coming of Ryan Leaf. Could pills and locker room tantrums be on the horizon?

As far as being poor, that's just another reason to hate on this bastard, the kid's parents have oil money so he's basically between that and being the hot shot QB growing up he's always thought he could say F. O. to anybody cause rules don't apply to him.

When he made that tweet (God I fuckin hate that word) this off season about how he couldn't wait to leave College Station it all boiled down to he was down in Corpus Christi doing some deep sea fishing and he had left his car back at A & M parked on the wrong side of the street.

A cop not even having to go out of his way like he did told his roommate the car needed to be moved, he explained whoses car was it and got Johnny on the phone who told the cop he was the only one with the key and he'd move the car when he got back in town the next morning.

You can see where this is going the cop said sorry but you're getting a ticket, so there's a good insight into the way he thinks right there, he explained to the cop who he was and the mean old cop didn't care and wrote him a ticket anyway.

Since this is the NFL board you just know he gave himself a bad name from being kicked out of the Manning's football camp sure the Manning's said all the right things that's the kind of polished pro's they are but you know behind the scenes NFL GM's have gotten the word on how this privleged jackass carries himself.

[NeverSurrender]

I knew it wouldn't be long before your butt buddy showed up, meathead.

Thank God I read absolutely none of what he said. But you're still wrong about a lot of shit.

[eddie lee roth]

We're tryin to make the NFL thread be only about the NFL think you can actually admit to reading this and agree to leave non NFL stuff outta here is that to much to ask of Mr. Beauty School Dropout.

[johnk5150]

Since this is the NFL board you just know he gave himself a bad name from being kicked out of the Manning's football camp sure the Manning's said all the right things that's the kind of polished pro's they are but you know behind the scenes NFL GM's have gotten the word on how this privleged jackass carries himself.[/size][/b][/color]

I'm thinking disappointing a guy like Peyton Manning is prolly on the bottom of my to do list.

[Machado]

2 more NFL WR's suffer torn ACL injuries and are out for the season.
Danario Alexander + Arrelious Benn


Packers WR Gordy Nelson had knee surgery and is expected
to miss 4-6 weeks.

[Crazy Levi]

Since this is the NFL board you just know he gave himself a bad name from being kicked out of the Manning's football camp sure the Manning's said all the right things that's the kind of polished pro's they are but you know behind the scenes NFL GM's have gotten the word on how this privleged jackass carries himself.[/size][/b][/color]

I'm thinking disappointing a guy like Peyton Manning is prolly on the bottom of my to do list.

And I hate to say it ole hayseed handled that shit with total class. He really could have tore ole Johnny Football a new one for coming in hung over and sleeping through everything but he didn't.

A lot can change but right now he looks pretty fucked. He could miss the whole season for some shit like this right? Looks like the brokers he got himself involved with are total lowlife douchebags too - trying to sell video of him to ESPN.

Obviously not a great judge of character. I wonder who else comes out of the woodwork.

[NeverSurrender]

2 more NFL WR's suffer torn ACL injuries and are out for the season.
Danario Alexander + Arrelious Benn


Packers WR Gordy Nelson had knee surgery and is expected
to miss 4-6 weeks.

Jordy Nelson is another Percy Harvin with a better attitude. Guy won't be around much loner, imo.

[NeverSurrender]

Life isn't all about chasing replays, there's serious stuff too.

You'll notice that nevertakenseriouslyagain has NOTHING to say about Adrian Peterson's alleged "miracle recovery" from his ACL.

Everybody fucking knows that he was juicing. Except nevertakenseriously, who just believes whatever Goodell and ESPN tells him.

Also, this replay is far cooler. Although I'm told by my friends who research these things that this in fact never happened. If you look at the shadow cast by RG3, you can see it flicker. Obviously, he was a hologram, which is why none of the Vikings' hapless defenders could catch him. Not that they were even TRYING - since the Vikings defense on this play was manned completely by "crisis actors."

[NeverSurrender]

I already like RG3, now I love him. I hope he has a more successful recovery than AD did.

GO RG3. I doubt meathead will accuse him juicing.

This is going to be good.

[Crazy Levi]

Jesus Christ you fat psychopath, get off my dick. Hey machado, you gonna give your lunatic butt buddy a "stalking" lecture or are those just for me?

I was fucking JOKING about that shit, moron. I was fucking with you by employing the same kind of retarded conspiracyspeak that you always use - in what I thought was ridiculously obvious fashion.

Never in a million years did I think you would take that as a serious accusation of PED use by your homophobe hero, but then again, that was back before I thought you were completely batshit insane.

The "who just believes everything Goodell tells you" line wasn't a tip off? Or say, the tone of the ENTIRE POST mocking your usual nonsense?



You are a humorless, paranoid conspiracy freak who is becoming more unbearable by the day.

Are you planning on spamming the NFL thread with this idiocy for the entire season, or is this just a training camp thing?

It was nice to see this again though.

[AliceManson]

Jesus Christ you fat psychopath, get off my dick. Hey machado, you gonna give your lunatic butt buddy a "stalking" lecture or are those just for me?

I was fucking JOKING about that shit, moron. I was fucking with you by employing the same kind of retarded conspiracyspeak that you always use - in what I thought was ridiculously obvious fashion.

Never in a million years did I think you would take that as a serious accusation of PED use by your homophobe hero, but then again, that was back before I thought you were completely batshit insane.

The "who just believes everything Goodell tells you" line wasn't a tip off? Or say, the tone of the ENTIRE POST mocking your usual nonsense?



You are a humorless, paranoid conspiracy freak who is becoming more unbearable by the day.

Are you planning on spamming the NFL thread with this idiocy for the entire season, or is this just a training camp thing?

It was nice to see this again though.

For the love of Mario Lemieux can't we all just get along?

[NeverSurrender]

Jesus Christ you fat psychopath, get off my dick. Hey machado, you gonna give your lunatic butt buddy a "stalking" lecture or are those just for me?

I was fucking JOKING about that shit, moron. I was fucking with you by employing the same kind of retarded conspiracyspeak that you always use - in what I thought was ridiculously obvious fashion.

Never in a million years did I think you would take that as a serious accusation of PED use by your homophobe hero, but then again, that was back before I thought you were completely batshit insane.

The "who just believes everything Goodell tells you" line wasn't a tip off? Or say, the tone of the ENTIRE POST mocking your usual nonsense?



You are a humorless, paranoid conspiracy freak who is becoming more unbearable by the day.

Are you planning on spamming the NFL thread with this idiocy for the entire season, or is this just a training camp thing?

It was nice to see this again though.

The old I was joking excuse. Since your boy is now right on the same schedule doing well. After seeing the same doctor in the same town.

You said it. Not me. And the fact you don't make me laugh, doesn't make me humorless. And the fact Machado thinks you're a dipshit, doesn't make him my buddy. Just something else you're wrong about.

"I was joking."

Your last post seemed rather angry. I hope you're not mad and still joking.

[eddie lee roth]

The problem is NeverSurrender has NeverFinishedSchool which explains why he's a big dummy throw in obese paranoid conspiracy believin nut job and you got a real winner on your hands.

Hey NeverFinishedSchool what all kinds of bad things has this govt done to you because I've actually had stuff happen to me also, maybe we can find some common ground there or lets talk politics let's start with who we voted for in the last presidential elections you go first.

[Crazy Levi]

I suppose Truthersurrender thinks I actually think RG3 was a hologram in that Vikings beat down too, and that I believe the Vikings' pathetic defense were made up of "crisis actors?" After all, I wrote it, in complete seriousness!

Being a fan of a half-century of failure NFL team must be playing a role in Truther's unfortunate mental breakdown. It's sad to see it happen to one of our own, but I'll take it as a cautionary tale:

Don't root for the Vikings.

[Machado]

Jesus Christ you fat psychopath, get off my dick. Hey machado, you gonna give your lunatic butt buddy a "stalking" lecture or are those just for me?

I was fucking JOKING about that shit, moron. I was fucking with you by employing the same kind of retarded conspiracyspeak that you always use - in what I thought was ridiculously obvious fashion.

Never in a million years did I think you would take that as a serious accusation of PED use by your homophobe hero, but then again, that was back before I thought you were completely batshit insane.

The "who just believes everything Goodell tells you" line wasn't a tip off? Or say, the tone of the ENTIRE POST mocking your usual nonsense?



You are a humorless, paranoid conspiracy freak who is becoming more unbearable by the day.

Are you planning on spamming the NFL thread with this idiocy for the entire season, or is this just a training camp thing?

It was nice to see this again though.

I no longer get involved in
"affairs of the heart"