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eddie lee roth wrote:Its one thing for us on here to pile on to lil pp back when Payton was a Colt but for Irsay to come out with this shit ya gotta be kiddin me what a douchebag.

I just saw'em on ESPN talking about the upcoming game and I'll be damned if he isn't just like lil pp he was all well regardless of all the talk that's gone on we're concerned about the game itself when the game starts we're worried about 300 lbs lineman comin down on you.

Pretty sure when those games are played he's not on the field what a dickhead.

And when he's talking about how we've changed our model a little bit, because we wanted more than one of these, so does that mean he is admiting to sucking for Luck?

Andrew Luck has been put on notice. Eleven playoff appearances and a Super Bowl title isn't gonna cut it. Not anymore.
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The Bears' four wins have come against teams with a combined 6-16 record.

The only quality victory coming against a Cincinnati Bengals squad that’s gone 4-1 since Week One
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UtahRatt wrote:The Bears' four wins have come against teams with a combined 6-16 record.

The only quality victory coming against a Cincinnati Bengals squad that’s gone 4-1 since Week One
Fuck the Bears. I live in the Chicago area. I get so sick of hearing about the "heritage" franchise. Jay Cutler is Jeff George. An asshole who won't win a fucking thing. They've won more than the Chiefs in recent history, but the Super Bowl record is the same. 1-1.

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Crazy Levi wrote:The step-father or whatever the fuck (not the murderer) of AP's son claims that AP had never met the kid before he went to the hospital.

Not trying to make light of it but it's clear AP was daddy in name only. I guess that helps explain why he didn't seem to broken up by it.

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The “father” of Vikings running back Adrian Peterson’s son is trying to set the record straight — even though his relation is not biological.

Ruffin’s diatribe continued, as he went on to say: “Yes A.P. he was the biological father, but I raised him and he carried my name. Tyrese Robert Ruffin. I don’t blame AP for not really caring cuz [sic] him and I both found out recently who the biological father was.

“AP met my son for the first time [yesterday] when my son was already in [a] coma. I was here today when we pulled the plug, not him. He was happily practicing and has no problem playing on Sunday. So yea this isn’t all out yet but I’m sick of the poor AP s–t. He didn’t know or even meet my son. Sorry for the outburst but [put] yourself in my place.”
I'm surprised NeverSurrender hasn't informed the press that Adrian Peterson is referred too as AD! He must be having a conniption fit.

Has there been a total on how many kids AP has? I guess AP likes to mix his seeds All Day long.
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You have to be in a special club to know that AP is actually called AD-

Vikings fans.

Since there are virtually no Vikings fans (a franchise in the middle of fucking nowhere that has never won anything of significance during its entire existence) very few people know the truth - Serial impregnator and homophobic douchebag AP is actually called AD.

Truther's one-man quest to change this isn't having much effect.

AP! AP! AP! AP!
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UtahRatt wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:The step-father or whatever the fuck (not the murderer) of AP's son claims that AP had never met the kid before he went to the hospital.

Not trying to make light of it but it's clear AP was daddy in name only. I guess that helps explain why he didn't seem to broken up by it.

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The “father” of Vikings running back Adrian Peterson’s son is trying to set the record straight — even though his relation is not biological.

Ruffin’s diatribe continued, as he went on to say: “Yes A.P. he was the biological father, but I raised him and he carried my name. Tyrese Robert Ruffin. I don’t blame AP for not really caring cuz [sic] him and I both found out recently who the biological father was.

“AP met my son for the first time [yesterday] when my son was already in [a] coma. I was here today when we pulled the plug, not him. He was happily practicing and has no problem playing on Sunday. So yea this isn’t all out yet but I’m sick of the poor AP s–t. He didn’t know or even meet my son. Sorry for the outburst but [put] yourself in my place.”
I'm surprised NeverSurrender hasn't informed the press that Adrian Peterson is referred too as AD! He must be having a conniption fit.

Has there been a total on how many kids AP has? I guess AP likes to mix his seeds All Day long.

As if could care what any member of the press has to say about anything.

His nickname is AD. For all day. His father named him that when he was like 7. You and the POS in the media can call him AD, AP, Beast, BabyDaddy, Asshole and his nickname will still be AD. Just like I can call you bitter little man, but your name is still UtahRatt. You get that?


There was an NFL game on and I never tuned in for 1 play. And I love Russell Wilson. I see more and more of this coming.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

It just wouldn't be Sludge without a bizarre anti-media and NFL rant from Truthersurrender, who sees the fact that he decided not to watch last night's game as evidence that the NFL - more popular than ever - is going the way of professional handball.

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eddie lee roth wrote:Its one thing for us on here to pile on to lil pp back when Payton was a Colt but for Irsay to come out with this shit ya gotta be kiddin me what a douchebag.

I just saw'em on ESPN talking about the upcoming game and I'll be damned if he isn't just like lil pp he was all well regardless of all the talk that's gone on we're concerned about the game itself when the game starts we're worried about 300 lbs lineman comin down on you.

Pretty sure when those games are played he's not on the field what a dickhead.

And when he's talking about how we've changed our model a little bit, because we wanted more than one of these, so does that mean he is admiting to sucking for Luck?
Irsay is a P.O.S.
He's never worked a day in his life.
He's never put on a jock or taken a snap on a football field in his life.
His father stole the team from Baltimore.
He has a very bad habit of drinking a lot of booze and then opening up his mouth.
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NeverSurrender wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:The step-father or whatever the fuck (not the murderer) of AP's son claims that AP had never met the kid before he went to the hospital.

Not trying to make light of it but it's clear AP was daddy in name only. I guess that helps explain why he didn't seem to broken up by it.

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The “father” of Vikings running back Adrian Peterson’s son is trying to set the record straight — even though his relation is not biological.

Ruffin’s diatribe continued, as he went on to say: “Yes A.P. he was the biological father, but I raised him and he carried my name. Tyrese Robert Ruffin. I don’t blame AP for not really caring cuz [sic] him and I both found out recently who the biological father was.

“AP met my son for the first time [yesterday] when my son was already in [a] coma. I was here today when we pulled the plug, not him. He was happily practicing and has no problem playing on Sunday. So yea this isn’t all out yet but I’m sick of the poor AP s–t. He didn’t know or even meet my son. Sorry for the outburst but [put] yourself in my place.”
I'm surprised NeverSurrender hasn't informed the press that Adrian Peterson is referred too as AD! He must be having a conniption fit.

Has there been a total on how many kids AP has? I guess AP likes to mix his seeds All Day long.

As if could care what any member of the press has to say about anything.

His nickname is AD. For all day. His father named him that when he was like 7. You and the POS in the media can call him AD, AP, Beast, BabyDaddy, Asshole and his nickname will still be AD. Just like I can call you bitter little man, but your name is still UtahRatt. You get that?


There was an NFL game on and I never tuned in for 1 play. And I love Russell Wilson. I see more and more of this coming.

Wow. :shock: :lol:
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Gronk has been medically cleared to play on Sunday..........according to his agent.
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NeverSurrender wrote:His nickname is AD. For all day. His father named him that when he was like 7.
As in, he be impregnating bitches ALL DAY? As you say it, if AD stands "For All Day?" Wouldn't that be FAD?

With the Vikings it could be for loosing games ALL DAY!
NeverSurrender wrote:There was an NFL game on and I never tuned in for 1 play. And I love Russell Wilson. I see more and more of this coming.
You felt the need to mention this why? Sounds like you knew ALL DAY! it was going to be televised yet you didn't watch it?
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Peterbilt wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:The Bears' four wins have come against teams with a combined 6-16 record.

The only quality victory coming against a Cincinnati Bengals squad that’s gone 4-1 since Week One
Fuck the Bears. I live in the Chicago area. I get so sick of hearing about the "heritage" franchise. Jay Cutler is Jeff George. An asshole who won't win a fucking thing. They've won more than the Chiefs in recent history, but the Super Bowl record is the same. 1-1.
You really should move. People aren't going to stop talking Bears here. You have to know that.

Also Cutler is on pace to blow George's numbers out of the water. While throwing several fewer passes per game than George.

And yes he is an asshole, but he's our asshole.
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Cutler's all fuckin' right. He's miles beyond that walking turd Jeff George.
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I'm glad they got Cutler. It would be harder to hate the Bears if they had a good QB.
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sin wrote:I'm glad they got Cutler. It would be harder to hate the Bears if they had a good QB.
And he's the best QB they've had in my lifetime. What's that say about their excellent scouting and drafting?
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johnk5150 wrote:
sin wrote:I'm glad they got Cutler. It would be harder to hate the Bears if they had a good QB.
And he's the best QB they've had in my lifetime. What's that say about their excellent scouting and drafting?
This.

They also have the best WR they have ever had since I started watching them in 1983...and they didn't draft him either.

The Bears have got to be one of the worst teams of all time as far as drafting goes. at least for the last 20-30 years...
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johnk5150 wrote:
Peterbilt wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:The Bears' four wins have come against teams with a combined 6-16 record.

The only quality victory coming against a Cincinnati Bengals squad that’s gone 4-1 since Week One
Fuck the Bears. I live in the Chicago area. I get so sick of hearing about the "heritage" franchise. Jay Cutler is Jeff George. An asshole who won't win a fucking thing. They've won more than the Chiefs in recent history, but the Super Bowl record is the same. 1-1.
You really should move. People aren't going to stop talking Bears here. You have to know that.

Also Cutler is on pace to blow George's numbers out of the water. While throwing several fewer passes per game than George.

And yes he is an asshole, but he's our asshole.
I know it. Doesn't mean I have to like it. And I'm making the Jeff George comparison based on exactly what I said, an asshole who won't win anything. I wasn't talking stats.
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NeverSurrender wrote:His nickname is AD. For all day. His father named him that when he was like 7.
You sure his daddy didn't name AD as the short for Attention Deficit?

What did AP name his kids 1, 2, 3, 4, 5......

NeverSurrender wrote:There was an NFL game on and I never tuned in for 1 play. And I love Russell Wilson. I see more and more of this coming.
Are you having a conversation with yourself?
Didn't even watch one play? Retaining water?
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:lol: I hope they both stay undefeated until they meet in a few weeks, should be a good match-up.
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If the Eagles fuck up this game against the Cowgirls, I'm going to kick someone in the nuts.
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John Simon Ritchie wrote:If the Eagles fuck up this game against the Cowgirls, I'm going to kick someone in the nuts.
Even though the game isn't over...

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Tannehill at fault today for the Dolphins. Take a long hard look at yourself, boy.
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RG3 is back. Fuck all yall.

Skins defense is still a crime against humanity. But what the fuck ever.
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Just when Machado's hysterically funny RG 1-4 nickname was really catching on too.
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eddie lee roth wrote:Just when Machado's hysterically funny RG 1-4 nickname was really catching on too.
Machado is one clever Beaner though. I bet he's got something up his sleeve that'll blow us away.
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eddie lee roth wrote:
John Simon Ritchie wrote:If the Eagles fuck up this game against the Cowgirls, I'm going to kick someone in the nuts.
Even though the game isn't over...

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Rat bastard Eagles...fuck Foles...Fuck Barkley and fuck Vick too! :wink:
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John Simon Ritchie wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote:
John Simon Ritchie wrote:If the Eagles fuck up this game against the Cowgirls, I'm going to kick someone in the nuts.
Even though the game isn't over...

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Rat bastard Eagles...fuck Foles...Fuck Barkley and fuck Vick too! :wink:
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Oh man...


AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG


What a killer quick, NFL defenses won't know what hit them "offense" that "brain" Chip Kelly has...


Hahhahahaa,,

Silly little man Kelly, THIS is the NFL, keep that lame ass college shit in college...


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