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NeverSurrender wrote:
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NeverSurrender wrote: I didn't even know that part of the settlement of the concussion lawsuit says they are not legally bound to divulge the findings of 15 years of concussion studies.

If they cared wouldn't they just release it to help people?
If who cared?

The NFL doesn't care about the players or "helping people" - 60 years of negligence and deception has made this clear. They do care about their image and liability, which is what the settlement was all about. Not sure why you think they'd just release a bunch of reports that make them look bad.

I'm starting to wonder if you are 10 years old, and have yet to learn how the world works. It can be a cruel place, Truther.

So are you continuing your one-man NFL boycott tonight? Or are you tuning into the Vikes-Giants shitshow? I feel bad for ESPN for being stuck with this turkey but they can't all be winners. You can call me AD - cause I'm rooting all-day long for the Vikings and AP to bury the fuckin' Giants once and for all. 0-7 will just be a brutal hole.

Go get 'em AP!
Boycott? Who said anything about a boycott? Oh yeah, that's just you making shit up again.

And for somebody who doesn't want to go back and forth with me, you sure do reply to almost everything i say, even if ii all just shit you made up.
Oh, no boycott? I thought you were boycotting - or were you just "making shit up" that you watched no football this weekend, and didn't watch the Thursday night game because football sucks now? You also added the cryptic epilogue that you "see more of this coming," which led me to believe your one-man protest was going to continue indefinetly. I apologize if I misunderstood your comments.

And I've changed my mind with going back and forth with you. It's all I want to do now.

But back to football - if briefly. You watching tonight? You like the Vikes' chances against the Giants? I'm rootin' for the Purple People Eaters tonight, in a big way.
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I said I didn't watch MUCH football this weekend. Well, I actually watched a high school game and watched a bunch of college. I watched some of the Bears Skins game and watched the end of the Jets Pats game.

That's what I mean by you making shit up. Thanks for proving me right by making even more shit up. Tell me.... when did Not doing much of something make it a boycott? I didn't watch it ALL DAY, like I used to.

Please forgive me for once again giving up on your post and not reading the rest after you once again just made some shit up. Reading comprehension works wonders.

Can you imagine replying to a post about yourself making shit up, and just making more shit up? :lol: :lol: :lol:

BTW, that Andrew Luck is pretty good, ey? And so are the Chiefs. Just a couple more things your loudmouth communist ass was wrong about.
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Machado wrote:Sam Bradford tears ACL on cheap hit by
Carolina defender who celebrated on sidelines post-hit on QB
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There was nothing "cheap" about that hit. QB is in bounds, he's fair game.
The defender is a punk, still. It wasn't a big hit. What the fuck was this douche celebrating exactly?

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WTF wrote:
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Machado wrote:Sam Bradford tears ACL on cheap hit by
Carolina defender who celebrated on sidelines post-hit on QB
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There was nothing "cheap" about that hit. QB is in bounds, he's fair game.
The defender is a punk, still. It wasn't a big hit. What the fuck was this douche celebrating exactly?

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It does seem to be a little much for pushing a QB out of bounds on 2nd and 10, but hey, they guy loves his job. Really don't see anything dirty about it, that play happens a dozen times every NFL sunday. ACLs are just fragile little ligaments that seem susceptible to these freak plays. Still hate to see it.
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WTF wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:
Machado wrote:Sam Bradford tears ACL on cheap hit by
Carolina defender who celebrated on sidelines post-hit on QB
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There was nothing "cheap" about that hit. QB is in bounds, he's fair game.
The defender is a punk, still. It wasn't a big hit. What the fuck was this douche celebrating exactly?

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#21 is a big pussy. Act as if, act as if you have made 1 tackle in the game. JERK!!
No reason to celebrate in that fashion. I hope the guy is fined a large amount so we can hear his fake apology/prepared statement.
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Machado wrote: #21 is a big pussy. Act as if, act as if you have made 1 tackle in the game. JERK!!
No reason to celebrate in that fashion. I hope the guy is fined a large amount so we can hear his fake apology/prepared statement.
Why would he be fined?!

Seriously. What rule did he break? Last I checked "being a big pussy" isn't a flagrant personal foul.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Machado wrote: #21 is a big pussy. Act as if, act as if you have made 1 tackle in the game. JERK!!
No reason to celebrate in that fashion. I hope the guy is fined a large amount so we can hear his fake apology/prepared statement.
Why would he be fined?!

Seriously. What rule did he break?
Unsportsmanlike conduct!!!
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Machado wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:
Machado wrote: #21 is a big pussy. Act as if, act as if you have made 1 tackle in the game. JERK!!
No reason to celebrate in that fashion. I hope the guy is fined a large amount so we can hear his fake apology/prepared statement.
Why would he be fined?!

Seriously. What rule did he break?
Unsportsmanlike conduct!!!
It definitely wasn't an illegal hit. Unsportsmanlike conduct? For what? His Jesus pose?
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Machado wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:
Machado wrote: #21 is a big pussy. Act as if, act as if you have made 1 tackle in the game. JERK!!
No reason to celebrate in that fashion. I hope the guy is fined a large amount so we can hear his fake apology/prepared statement.
Why would he be fined?!

Seriously. What rule did he break?
Unsportsmanlike conduct!!!
Throwing your hands in the air without breaking any conduct rules while celebrating a perfectly legal hit should probably cost him $20,000.

You realize he didn't break any rules right? For illegal hits OR unsportsmanlike conduct.

If he'd pulled a sharpie out of his sock you might have a case.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:
Machado wrote: #21 is a big pussy. Act as if, act as if you have made 1 tackle in the game. JERK!!
No reason to celebrate in that fashion. I hope the guy is fined a large amount so we can hear his fake apology/prepared statement.
Why would he be fined?!

Seriously. What rule did he break?


Throwing your hands in the air without breaking any conduct rules while celebrating a perfectly legal hit should probably cost him $20,000.

You realize he didn't break any rules right? For illegal hits OR unsportsmanlike conduct.

If he'd pulled a sharpie out of his sock you might have a case.
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You are wound up tight. Go get a massage or take a yoga class. Your demeanor in the NFL thread is borderline creepy.
Where is your sense of humor? Where is your ability to let a post go by without having to criticize.
WOW!!!
Everybody here realizes your team is 2-4 and your star QB is still not yet
100% healthy.
People here also understand that your star QB enjoy the spotlight and has to be the center of attention.
That being said, you sure are following in his footsteps.
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Machado, if you stop posting borderline retarded statements then I'll stop pointing them out.

I have a feeling I won't have to stop pointing them out anytime soon.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:
Have fun watching the Skins and Griffin falling back down to reality next week. So, you can go back to sulking and not saying a word in here until the next win.. Typical fucking dumbass fan.
So I haven't made any posts here since the Redskins beat the Raiders, three weeks ago?!

Typical dumbass fan. P13 used to spew the same bullshit last season too whenever the Skins lost. "You disappear and don't post blah blah blah"

Maybe you missed this gem from last week?
Crazy Levi wrote:The cowboys aren't going anywhere.

They may manage to rise to the top of the shitty NFC east with a little luck, but every team will be locking their chops to face them in the playoffs.

Fuck the Cowboys. They suck and come the end of the season the results will be the same as always.
Or this one?
Crazy Levi wrote:Typical fucking Cowboys fan.

His .500 team beat another shitty team on special teams and he thinks he's Super Bowl bound.

Fuck Machado and fuck the Cowboys. They are an average team and aren't going anywhere.
But yeah...I totally disappear like a dick in a cold bathtub whenever the Skins lose.

Fuckin moron. And so I sulk a bit when the Skins lose. So the fuck what? That isn't my right and privilege as a football fan? I don't see you doing cartwheels when the Cowboys lose.

You are a douche,, Bringing out the doucheness for all... P13 was bigger douche but you still sway on his sack. Seems you can't forget him..

You tone down a bit. Chest not all puffy and high when the skins are sucking balls. I am all good for anyone standing behind their team. It's just when fuckheads like yourself take it up a notch after a win.. You are typical. The same cunt every forum has.. The one that thinks his shit don't stink..

Yeah, I fucking hate when The Cowboys lose. I don't sulk, nor do I come into a forum pumping fists.. I was simply right about Chip Kelly's Offense suckin balls. You think I am talking Super Bowl for the Cowboys..

Fucking dumbass. Stick with the P13's of the forum.. This shit is too big for ya son.
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Machado wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:
Machado wrote: #21 is a big pussy. Act as if, act as if you have made 1 tackle in the game. JERK!!
No reason to celebrate in that fashion. I hope the guy is fined a large amount so we can hear his fake apology/prepared statement.
Why would he be fined?!

Seriously. What rule did he break?
Unsportsmanlike conduct!!!
The fact that you called it a "cheap hit" renders your opinion meaningless on this subject.
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Crazy Levi wrote:Machado, if you stop posting borderline retarded statements then I'll stop pointing them out.

I have a feeling I won't have to stop pointing them out anytime soon.
Allow me to retort.
I'm going to sum up your rude behavior in one sentence:
You miss P13.
Plain & simple.

See what I did. I save you hundreds of dollars in therapy with my post.
No need to pay me. On the house!!!
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When I call out Machado on making retarded statements, he does one of two things:

Starts talking about RG3
Starts talking about P13

This isn't doing much to alter the perspective of most Sludgers that - in fact - he is a retard. The proof is in the pudding.
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Crazy Levi wrote:When I call out Machado on making retarded statements, he does one of two things:

Starts talking about RG3
Starts talking about P13

This isn't doing much to alter the perspective of most Sludgers that - in fact - he is a retard. The proof is in the pudding.
I want to ask the public:
Which 2 topics does Levi discuss the most :?:

That's right, Levi overwhelmingly discusses
P13 and RG3
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Machado wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:When I call out Machado on making retarded statements, he does one of two things:

Starts talking about RG3
Starts talking about P13

This isn't doing much to alter the perspective of most Sludgers that - in fact - he is a retard. The proof is in the pudding.
I want to ask the public:
Which 2 topics does Levi discuss the most :?:

That's right, Levi overwhelmingly discusses
P13 and RG3
:lol: :lol:

You talk about them more than I do this season.

My favorite subject is Tony Romo, and how he's going to rip our your corazon once again this season, eventually.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Machado wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:When I call out Machado on making retarded statements, he does one of two things:

Starts talking about RG3
Starts talking about P13

This isn't doing much to alter the perspective of most Sludgers that - in fact - he is a retard. The proof is in the pudding.
I want to ask the public:
Which 2 topics does Levi discuss the most :?:

That's right, Levi overwhelmingly discusses
P13 and RG3
:lol: :lol:

You talk about them more than I do this season.

My favorite subject is Tony Romo, and how he's going to rip our your corazon once again this season, eventually.
You bore me + your grammar is suspect!!!

No telling what Romo may or may not do in the future. I prefer to concentrate of the upcoming game and not looking ahead.
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Forbes top 10 most disliked NFL players list is out, in order.

1. Michael Vick
2. Manti T'eo
3. Ndamukong Suh
4. Ben Roethlisberger
5. Mark Sanchez
6. Jay Cutler
7. Tony Romo
8. Tom Brady
9. Carson Palmer
10. Reggie Bush.

Seems about right. I feel bad for Cutler, Romo and especially Brady, who just piss people off with their personalities.
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The Vikings better find a way to work Peterson into that offense. Having Freeman throw 58 times won't get it done.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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Before yesterday, the worst performance by an NFL QB award (at least that I've seen this season) went to Matt Flynn.

Congrats Josh Freeman!

Truther, I really do feel sorry for you. Minn has one of the worst QB situations I've ever seen.

And I remember the Redskins' Rex Grossman/John Beck season.

Speaking of which...I hate to say it, but that team would be far better off with Rex Grossman under center. Maybe they should send the Skins a 6th round pick for him? That season wasn't all that bad really. Grossman ain't so hot, but at least he was fun to watch, and made for some exciting games.

On the other hand, might be time for Minny to shift to "suck for whomever the best QB the Jags don't draft" mode. I really don't follow college at all but I'm hearing 2014 is supposed to be a QB rich draft.
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Hey Goodell, that was one hell of a shit show in prime time last night.

You should be very proud. That had to be the worst football game I have ever watched. If either of those teams were playing any of the other 30 teams, the score would have been at least 45 -0. Even the Jaguars.

Holy shit, that was fucking brutal. In a season of crap games, too many penalties and ridiculous fines, this POS was the crown jewel.
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NeverSurrender wrote:Hey Goodell, that was one hell of a shit show in prime time last night.

You should be very proud. That had to be the worst football game I have ever watched. If either of those teams were playing any of the other 30 teams, the score would have been at least 45 -0. Even the Jaguars.

Holy shit, that was fucking brutal. In a season of crap games, too many penalties and ridiculous fines, this POS was the crown jewel.
I'm trying to figure out how it's Goodell's fault that the Giants and Vikings are awful.

I'm not coming up with any answers.
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One Vikings player told Ed Werder that he couldn't talk about it when asked if too much time is being spent on developing and trying to figure out who your qb is.

BTW, Lions fans. I would like to apologize to you for saying your team was ever the worst coached team in the NFL, The Vikings take that honor by a long shot.

I bet Pete Rozelle rolled over in his grave multiple times last night.
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Washington Redskins safety Brandon Meriweather was suspended for two games Monday after yet another Sunday marked by personal fouls. It will cost him $141,176 -- in addition to costing the Redskins their starter.

This guy is either the dirtiest player in the league or
the dumbest. Which is it???
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Machado wrote:Washington Redskins safety Brandon Meriweather was suspended for two games Monday after yet another Sunday marked by personal fouls. It will cost him $141,176 -- in addition to costing the Redskins their starter.

This guy is either the dirtiest player in the league or
the dumbest. Which is it???

He plays safety in the NFL. He's fucked. Those guys can't possible do their jobs the way they are supposed to now. You know you are fucked when you start seeing "defenseless receivers" who actually caught the ball.
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Machado wrote:Washington Redskins safety Brandon Meriweather was suspended for two games Monday after yet another Sunday marked by personal fouls. It will cost him $141,176 -- in addition to costing the Redskins their starter.

This guy is either the dirtiest player in the league or
the dumbest. Which is it???
Both. He's shit.

Look, I know nobody wants to hear this tale of woe. But the Redskins are STILL being fucked by the old regime and the worst free agent signing in history, Albert Hayensworth. The Skins are still paying for this shit with the ridiculous cap penalty, and the result is a scrap-heap budget defense populated with the likes of Brandon Merriweather.

The dude really has no place in the NFL and he's a vicious headhunter.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Machado wrote:Washington Redskins safety Brandon Meriweather was suspended for two games Monday after yet another Sunday marked by personal fouls. It will cost him $141,176 -- in addition to costing the Redskins their starter.

This guy is either the dirtiest player in the league or
the dumbest. Which is it???
Both. He's shit.

Look, I know nobody wants to hear this tale of woe. But the Redskins are STILL being fucked by the old regime and the worst free agent signing in history, Albert Hayensworth. The Skins are still paying for this shit with the ridiculous cap penalty, and the result is a scrap-heap budget defense populated with the likes of Brandon Merriweather.

The dude really has no place in the NFL and he's a vicious headhunter.
Levi
Do you know the full back story regarding an incident in college when
Meriweather stomped on the head of an opposing player? Or maybe the incident happened in HS??
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Nah...I know very little about him besides what I've seen on the field, and that he was yet another scrap heap budget signing. Skins HAVE to put some bodies on the field so this is what you get.

Wouldn't surprise me though. By all appearances he's nothing but a thug.

Not shocked that "cheering for brain injuries" truthersurrender is a big supporter of his though.

It's not 1960 anymore. This kind of garbage can't be tolerated on the field if the NFL expects to continue doing business.
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