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Is that really true?johnk5150 wrote:That settlement had ended nothing.
I assume the intention was that it would settle the NFL's liability for fag pussy vagina players like Tony Dorsett who were such fags they now can't wipe themselves.
I don't think the settlement was supposed to repair the brains of soft vaginas like Leonard Marshall and Jim Brown.
Unless these fairies try to get more $ from the NFL I'd say the settlement did its job.
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What is your point? Do you get off on the suffering of others?Crazy Levi wrote:Fuckin pussy vaginas!!!!!!Machado wrote:Took this from ESPN.COM:
Pro Football Hall of Famers Tony Dorsett(59) and Joe DeLamielleure(62), and former NFL All-Pro Leonard Marshall(52) have been diagnosed as having signs of CTE
Their heads are like soft vaginas, that's why their brains are all soft and wet now!
Fag pussies!!!!
CTE is a very serious condition and you come here with your big keyboard and type away like a classic internet tough guy.
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of your impotent redeemer
and write over his thorn torn brow
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Machado wrote:What is your point? Do you get off on the suffering of others?Crazy Levi wrote:Fuckin pussy vaginas!!!!!!Machado wrote:Took this from ESPN.COM:
Pro Football Hall of Famers Tony Dorsett(59) and Joe DeLamielleure(62), and former NFL All-Pro Leonard Marshall(52) have been diagnosed as having signs of CTE
Their heads are like soft vaginas, that's why their brains are all soft and wet now!
Fag pussies!!!!
CTE is a very serious condition and you come here with your big keyboard and type away like a classic internet tough guy.
LOSER!!!


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Go Vikings.
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Fuck you you goddamn cocksucker!!!Bludegeon wrote:Go Vikings.
That being said, I think the Skins should be able to shut down AP all day and win this one. As atrocious as the Redskins secondary is, they aren't bad against the run.
And as atrocious as the Redskins secondary is, the Vikings' roster of QBs is one of the more embarrassing assemblage of humans in modern history, next to the current touring version of GNR.
So my hopes are high.
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Hahahaha..
Here's to hoping AP breaks the rushing record in yards and td's TONIGHT!!!!
Here's to hoping CP breaks all the QB records he can TONIGHT!!!!
Na na..
Should be a good game.. If the Skins just roll over the Vikings like the Cowboys should of.. I will be sick to my stomach for weeks.
Here's to hoping AP breaks the rushing record in yards and td's TONIGHT!!!!
Here's to hoping CP breaks all the QB records he can TONIGHT!!!!
Na na..
Should be a good game.. If the Skins just roll over the Vikings like the Cowboys should of.. I will be sick to my stomach for weeks.
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Less flags, replays, delays and complaining with the Duck's game and about the same skill level.Rainbow Bright wrote:Oregon/Stanford > Skins/Vikes. Oregon pays those kids more too.
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College football fucking sucks.Rainbow Bright wrote:Oregon/Stanford > Skins/Vikes. Oregon pays those kids more too.
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Your defense sucks. They just got ate up by Ponder and Cassel. You read that? Ponder and Cassel!!
And RGIII and out just got shut down in the second half by a bunch of second and 3rd stringers in the Vikings secondary.
Your team fucking blows. You're just lucky you play in the NFC least.

And RGIII and out just got shut down in the second half by a bunch of second and 3rd stringers in the Vikings secondary.
Your team fucking blows. You're just lucky you play in the NFC least.


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Even with the dumbest time out an NFL head coach has ever called.

Ponder and Cassel?
Oh, and remember you laughing at the Cowboy fans for their defenders not being able to tackle Peterson?


Ponder and Cassel?



Oh, and remember you laughing at the Cowboy fans for their defenders not being able to tackle Peterson?


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I watched two Soccer matches over the Skin vs Vik's. Made the right choice.
Skins suck, RGIII sophomore slump. Vikings, just suck.
Dallas wins the division at .500 where Romo will find a way to lose. Is ROMO still holding for kicks? How many way's can ROMO lose a game, how many licks to center a tootsie pop.
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Looking at the stats, the Skins D sucked. RG stat wise was fine. So how many games have the Vik's won now? Vikings and Skins combined wins equals the Lions?
Only two teams in the NFL have lost more games then the Vikings and the Skins are 2 games back of first place......LOL.
The NFC Least
Skins suck, RGIII sophomore slump. Vikings, just suck.
Dallas wins the division at .500 where Romo will find a way to lose. Is ROMO still holding for kicks? How many way's can ROMO lose a game, how many licks to center a tootsie pop.
***Edit
Looking at the stats, the Skins D sucked. RG stat wise was fine. So how many games have the Vik's won now? Vikings and Skins combined wins equals the Lions?

Only two teams in the NFL have lost more games then the Vikings and the Skins are 2 games back of first place......LOL.
The NFC Least
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I think Kevin Williams just sacked RGIII and out again.
The Redskins secondary is worse than the 2nd and 3rd stringers in the Vikings secondary. The Viking fans on twitter couldn't even believe it.
The Redskins secondary is worse than the 2nd and 3rd stringers in the Vikings secondary. The Viking fans on twitter couldn't even believe it.

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It's all true.NeverSurrender wrote: The Redskins secondary is worse than the 2nd and 3rd stringers in the Vikings secondary. The Viking fans on twitter couldn't even believe it.
Now you see what I'm livin' with here?
It's absolutely mind-boggling.
Enjoy the win. You'll be facing actually NFL secondaries for the rest of the season.
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NeverSurrender wrote:
Oh, and remember you laughing at the Cowboy fans for their defenders not being able to tackle Peterson?

The Redskins did FINE against Peterson. 75 yards? Big fucking deal.
Alfred Morris outplayed him.
You know and I know it's the pathetic Redskins secondary that made Ponder and Cassell look like morris and Unitas.
Hey, enjoy it. Pretty hilarious to see you puffing out your chest when you absolutely REFUSED to talk any shit this week past and were absolutely nowhere to be seen.
If only you'd taken me up on my sig bet, I'd be sporting a "9/11 was an inside job" sig this week.
Your loss.
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And then he'll go into hiding again.Crazy Levi wrote:It's all true.NeverSurrender wrote: The Redskins secondary is worse than the 2nd and 3rd stringers in the Vikings secondary. The Viking fans on twitter couldn't even believe it.
Now you see what I'm livin' with here?
It's absolutely mind-boggling.
Enjoy the win. You'll be facing actually NFL secondaries for the rest of the season.
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For real.Redman77 wrote:
And then he'll go into hiding again.
What the fuck is that?
"I'll hide the entire fucking week, except make one meek post about how pathetic the Vikings are, but then when they win, I'll come in with some That 70s Show gifs and get my just reward!!!"

Nobody is buying that shit. If you want to play the game and come in and shit talk when you win, great, but doing it the Truthersurrender way is just plain weak, just like everything else he does.
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Not that it makes much difference, but, Thanks Vikings..
When Dallas loses Sunday Night. They will still be ahead of the Skins..
About the only thing I can take out of this weekend that won't SUCK.
Yes, I said it. Dallas will lose.. Yes, I am a Cowboys fan. Just not a blind dumbass homer Cowtard fan... I can see reality.. And, reality is, the Cowboys aren't good..
I will say one thing..
Romo IS FAR from the problem this season, Even Ann Frank can see that...
When Dallas loses Sunday Night. They will still be ahead of the Skins..
About the only thing I can take out of this weekend that won't SUCK.
Yes, I said it. Dallas will lose.. Yes, I am a Cowboys fan. Just not a blind dumbass homer Cowtard fan... I can see reality.. And, reality is, the Cowboys aren't good..
I will say one thing..
Romo IS FAR from the problem this season, Even Ann Frank can see that...
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Bludge Baby...you AREN'T your average retarded Cowboys fan...but Anne Frank?Bludegeon wrote:
I will say one thing..
Romo IS FAR from the problem this season, Even Ann Frank can see that...

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Yeah, I've been hiding all week talking about the Vagina o-lineman from the Dolphins being bullied amd talking about the Cowboys beating us. Now I'm talking about how pathetic the Redskins looked. The Vikings are actually mote talented than another NFC team. Who knew? But nice to know you have adopted the meathead strategy of making shit up.Redman77 wrote:And then he'll go into hiding again.Crazy Levi wrote:It's all true.NeverSurrender wrote: The Redskins secondary is worse than the 2nd and 3rd stringers in the Vikings secondary. The Viking fans on twitter couldn't even believe it.
Now you see what I'm livin' with here?
It's absolutely mind-boggling.
Enjoy the win. You'll be facing actually NFL secondaries for the rest of the season.
Which brings me to another point. They induct Cris Carter into the Vikings ring of honor and don't even show it. They have in it the background and on the screen they show a big image of the giant vagina and a quote from his lawyer.


That still isn't as funny as the redskins defense and their gimp qb though. God, what a train wreck they are.

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I don't think John Carlson has had 7 catches his whole time in Minnesota.
How do you let that clown show you up?
And yep, and every real NFL team who has a real NFL secondary doesn't have a fan like you on metal Sludge. Do you see me act like this to anybody else after my team wins their second game of the season? Or ever.
You're a douchenugget of the highest order who has done nothing but shit up these boards with tales of how your bullshit team who can't win a playoff game is pulling it all together. For how long now? Thank God you don't like going back and forth with me, ey?
Lick my nuts, commie.
And lol at UtahRatt, hey, "I didn't watch the game, let me tell you what happened."

How do you let that clown show you up?
And yep, and every real NFL team who has a real NFL secondary doesn't have a fan like you on metal Sludge. Do you see me act like this to anybody else after my team wins their second game of the season? Or ever.
You're a douchenugget of the highest order who has done nothing but shit up these boards with tales of how your bullshit team who can't win a playoff game is pulling it all together. For how long now? Thank God you don't like going back and forth with me, ey?
Lick my nuts, commie.
And lol at UtahRatt, hey, "I didn't watch the game, let me tell you what happened."



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Crazy Levi wrote:Bludge Baby...you AREN'T your average retarded Cowboys fan...but Anne Frank?Bludegeon wrote:
I will say one thing..
Romo IS FAR from the problem this season, Even Ann Frank can see that...
Levi is not having a very good day.
RG and out let the kid down again.
Sophmore slump? More like your team has been playing with a QB that is not yet
100%, but he and the coach refuse to get on the same page.
RG and out would rather play and lose vs get 100% healthy....



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And who can argue with that?


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It's the vikings vs Skins...Did they bust out sticks and play hockey? What did I miss, bad coverage and piss poor tackling?NeverSurrender wrote:And lol at UtahRatt, hey, "I didn't watch the game, let me tell you what happened."
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Christian Ponder left with a "dislocated shoulder." what a pussy! Matt Cassel get's to lead the purple teletubbies into the second half of this Viking funeral season.
I'm surprised there isn't a no "dislocated shoulder" rule in the NFL. Someone should be getting a fine.
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NeverSurrender wrote:IDo you see me act like this to anybody else after my team wins their second game of the season? Or ever.

I don't even know what this is supposed to mean. Your pathetic never in history won shit team has won it's 2nd game how many times this season?
Once? Err ok...yeah I didn't notice you hiding for an entire week before the game - and then win your second game and suddenly become Vikings13 - any other time this season. What does that prove?
I did notice you have a hilarious slap fight with Redman over whose NFL history is more pathetic, the Vikings or the Lions. That battle was easily as vicious as your toothless bleatings here. I guess Redamn and I are part of some special douchenugget club?
What are you fucking Canadian now, ey? Look, I've said it once and I'll say it again - I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND. I love going back and forth with you. It was fun in your hatas thread - where you continually said you didn't want to go back and forth with me, and then did for 2 pages - and it's fun here. I can't get enough.Thank God you don't like going back and forth with me, ey
Suck my asshole, Truther.
Lick my nuts, commie.
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Crazy Levi wrote:Bludge Baby...you AREN'T your average retarded Cowboys fan...but Anne Frank?Bludegeon wrote:
I will say one thing..
Romo IS FAR from the problem this season, Even Ann Frank can see that...
haha,,, Sorry, had a Clerks 2 moment..
Go Oakland, Go Packers.
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I'll admit it-eddie lee roth wrote:Lotta love up in this motherfucker!![]()
Truthersurrender has an almost (i said fucking ALMOST) P13-type talent for getting under my skin. I ain't proud to admit it.
But at the end of the day, he's a fat paranoid Floridian, and I'm a pretty and sane New Yorker, and my football team has won three- COUNT 'EM, THREE - Lombardi trophies while he's doing cartwheels over being 2-7 with an empty trophy case.
I declare victory.