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Trent Richardson - Think the Browns knew a lot more then everyone else did? Does this fall under the NFL player conduct policy? Won't Pee13 be excited.
GO COLTS!

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Trent Richardson Orgy Sex Tape Being Shopped

We know ... someone is shopping explicit footage showing the former 1st round NFL Draft pick engaged in an orgy with at least 3 women.

The person who has the footage has already contacted various media outlets, including TMZ Sports ... but so far, no takers. We've seen the footage -- let's just say Trent's got a lot in common with the Colts mascot, if you catch our drift.

http://www.tmz.com/2013/11/12/trent-ric ... lis-colts/

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johnk5150 wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:Dwayne Bowe is high.

November 12, 2013
Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver Dwayne Bowe was arrested Tuesday morning for speeding and possession of marijuana.

when a black, 2011 Audi A8 registered a speed of 48 mph in a 35 mph zone.

http://sportsglory.com/nfl/chiefs-wr-dw ... net_108719

Someday we'll find it. The Dwayne Bowe connection.
I'm sure it's medical.
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UtahRatt wrote:Trent Richardson - Think the Browns knew a lot more then everyone else did? Does this fall under the NFL player conduct policy? Won't Pee13 be excited.
GO COLTS!

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Trent Richardson Orgy Sex Tape Being Shopped

We know ... someone is shopping explicit footage showing the former 1st round NFL Draft pick engaged in an orgy with at least 3 women.

The person who has the footage has already contacted various media outlets, including TMZ Sports ... but so far, no takers. We've seen the footage -- let's just say Trent's got a lot in common with the Colts mascot, if you catch our drift.

http://www.tmz.com/2013/11/12/trent-ric ... lis-colts/

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Who the fuck wants to see that tape?!

Still, the real story is that Richardson sucks and the Colts threw away a 1st-rounder on him, when excellent running backs are routinely selected between rounds 2-6.

I feel bad when NFL players get suspended or busted for pot. That's really stupid, who cares? That should be allowed.
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Facedown wrote:Texans release Ed Reed.

He will be a Cowboy in about a day.. It's Jerry's style..

Jerry loves to sign over the hill talent. Get that last juice outta them. Then, because of the ridiculous contract, Dallas is stuck with dead weight for years..


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Bludegeon wrote:
Facedown wrote:Texans release Ed Reed.

He will be a Cowboy in about a day.. It's Jerry's style..

Jerry loves to sign over the hill talent. Get that last juice outta them. Then, because of the ridiculous contract, Dallas is stuck with dead weight for years..


Fuck.
You know, you routinely write the same shit about the Cowboys I write about the Redskins.

I predict the 3-6 Giants will win this division.
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He stated in the offseason that he would love to play for Bill and the Pats before he signed with Houston. He might like the idea of coming to a team that is somehow 7-2 with a crippled defense.
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Facedown wrote:He stated in the offseason that he would love to play for Bill and the Pats before he signed with Houston. He might like the idea of coming to a team that is somehow 7-2 with a crippled defense.
I really thought he was going to sign with New England. If he will take a pay cut I am sure they would sign him, unless he is actually out of gas. Belichick runs the Ed Reed fan club.
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Reed cleared waivers so any team that picks him up at this point will likely do so for minimum + incentives. Pretty low risk for anybody.

He LOOKS like an old fuckin' man for sure, but I haven't actually seen him play a down this season.
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Crazy Levi wrote:Reed cleared waivers so any team that picks him up at this point will likely do so for minimum + incentives. Pretty low risk for anybody.

He LOOKS like an old fuckin' man for sure, but I haven't actually seen him play a down this season.
So, New England will swing in on the cheap.
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Buffalo Bills contact NFL about fairness in scheduling

By Gregg Rosenthal
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Published: Nov. 13, 2013 at 12:13 p.m.
Updated: Nov. 13, 2013 at 01:06 p.m.

The Buffalo Bills want a level playing field when it comes to their schedule. The team's website points out that six of the team's opponents have had extra time to prepare for Bills games because they faced Buffalo after a bye week or a "Thursday Night Football" game.

That's the highest total in the league, with the Atlanta Falcons up next with four such games. The Bills have taken their complaints to the NFL.

"We certainly have talked to the league about this because it's been disappointing where teams are coming off a bye or a long week," Bills president and CEO Russ Brandon told WGR-AM. "This (Sunday) is the second time we're playing the Jets coming off a Thursday night game and now we're playing them coming off a bye.

"We lead the league in amount of games coming off of extra time or a bye week. It is a very, very tough job what they have in scheduling with all the different things that go into the formula and the stadium commitments and TV schedules, but it's certainly something that needs to be addressed."

It's hard to take this complaint too seriously. Teams that repeatedly play on "Monday Night Football" are also at a disadvantage the following week, but teams love that spotlight. This is a scheduling quirk that should be avoided, and it's unfortunate for this year's Bills. But it probably happens every now and then, and we don't remember another team raising the issue publicly.

There's also the question of whether any data supports the notion that extra time actually helps a team. Previous numbers have suggested that teams coming off a bye get a modest advantage at best. We've asked our research department for recent numbers on that, and will follow up here later.

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Crazy Levi wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:
Facedown wrote:Texans release Ed Reed.

He will be a Cowboy in about a day.. It's Jerry's style..

Jerry loves to sign over the hill talent. Get that last juice outta them. Then, because of the ridiculous contract, Dallas is stuck with dead weight for years..


Fuck.
You know, you routinely write the same shit about the Cowboys I write about the Redskins.

I predict the 3-6 Giants will win this division.
HAHAHA....

Well, we both have egomaniacs for owners that quite frankly neither no shit about football..

Giants eh?

I don't see how anyone of these teams wins this division. They are all shit. Guess the Giants are as good as any guess.
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Bludegeon wrote: I don't see how anyone of these teams wins this division. They are all shit. Guess the Giants are as good as any guess.

Fuck that. Nick Foles is gonna deliver that trophy to Philadelphia. :wink:
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John Simon Ritchie wrote:
Bludegeon wrote: I don't see how anyone of these teams wins this division. They are all shit. Guess the Giants are as good as any guess.

Fuck that. Nick Foles is gonna deliver that trophy to Philadelphia. :wink:
Phuck Foles!

You remember how the Redskins' 2012 seven game winning streak started when the Skins were 3-6 last season?

I'm pretty sure it was with a win against the Eagles. In fact I know it was, I was there!

So yeah, it's all over for you.
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Crazy Levi wrote: I haven't actually seen him play a down this season.
Nobody else has either. I've seen him on the field, but I wouldn't call it playing.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
John Simon Ritchie wrote:
Bludegeon wrote: I don't see how anyone of these teams wins this division. They are all shit. Guess the Giants are as good as any guess.

Fuck that. Nick Foles is gonna deliver that trophy to Philadelphia. :wink:
Phuck Foles!

You remember how the Redskins' 2012 seven game winning streak started when the Skins were 3-6 last season?

I'm pretty sure it was with a win against the Eagles. In fact I know it was, I was there!

So yeah, it's all over for you.

No way, man. I just bought my Foles jersey. It's right next to my Koy Detmer and Hoying jerseys. :wink:
I think we got it right this time.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:Trent Richardson Orgy Sex Tape Being Shopped

We know ... someone is shopping explicit footage showing the former 1st round NFL Draft pick engaged in an orgy with at least 3 women.
Who the fuck wants to see that tape?!
P13?
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Crazy Levi wrote:Reed cleared waivers so any team that picks him up at this point will likely do so for minimum + incentives. Pretty low risk for anybody.

He LOOKS like an old fuckin' man for sure, but I haven't actually seen him play a down this season.

Reed is done and made it on one of the worst moves of the year list.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/99687 ... -decisions

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Offseason decisions that backfired:

4. The Ed Reed move: The Texans knew with a tight cap it was going to be tough to re-sign Glover Quin at the beginning of free agency. Quin got $4.7 million a year and is doing well in Detroit. To replace him at safety, the Texans gave Ed Reed a three-year, $15 million deal. It didn't work out. Reed came with a hip injury and left with a termination notice nine games into the season.

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Todd Christensen is dead at age 57 from complications from surgery.
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eddie lee roth wrote:Todd Christensen is dead at age 57 from complications from surgery.
I just saw this. Wow. That is pretty terrible. Even though he was a Raider, it still sucks. I'm pretty sure he was one of the first monster-pass catching TEs in the NFL that are everywhere nowadays. He called the AFC playoff game that Frank Reich and the Bills came back and beat the Oilers. I have that game on DVD and I watch it from time to time.

Dwayne Bowe is gonna play on Sun despite his arrest. Not that it really matters. He's been virtually invisible this season.
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Ed Reed signs with the Jets.
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AliceManson wrote:Ed Reed signs with the Jets.
Makes sense. We all know Rex Ryan loves the guy.

If anybody can squeeze a little more life out of Ed it'll be the Jets.
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eddie lee roth wrote:Todd Christensen is dead at age 57 from complications from surgery.

I worked on and next to his property in the 90's, kind of arrogant but over all a decent dude and as private as they come. Nothing bad to say about the guy. He lived in an alcohol free dry county in Alpine Ut, a creepy little town in a beautiful house. Thing I found odd was his house never shown any signs of life. Even people in town never seen, heard or mentioned his name. If his name did come up town folk acted funny. The whole feeling was very odd.

One of my favorite Raider TE's next to Casper. If he didn't live in BFE Alpine, I wonder if he'd got better health care then ending up in that small town IHC.

I also wonder where his liver problems came from. Wasn't from where he lived that's for sure. That town can fuck off.
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UtahRatt wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote:Todd Christensen is dead at age 57 from complications from surgery.
I also wonder where his liver problems came from.
Read yesterday that the liver problems might have been caused
by a Gall Bladder procedure he has over 20 years ago
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No kickball, no contact sports in grade school, it's a law for kids to wear a helmet while bike riding, no redrover, lawsuits over school jungle gyms.

The Pussy Generation.

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Pop Warner Participation Reportedly Drops Due to Concern over Head Injuries
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1851 ... d-injuries

As the concern over head injuries and concussions in football increases, participation in the sport is reportedly decreasing among youth programs.
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EX COWBOY!

WR Sam Hurd Sentenced to 15 Years in Prison for Role in Drug Ring

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1849 ... -drug-ring

Former NFL wide receiver Sam Hurd has been sentenced to 15 years in prison by a federal judge for his role in a drug trafficking ring.
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Breaking Real Bad: Inside the Sam Hurd Drug Case
Is he the cocaine kingpin the government has made him out to be, or the victim of an overzealous prosecution and excessively harsh narcotics laws? :lol:

http://mmqb.si.com/2013/11/12/sam-hurd-cocaine-bust/

I'm sure it was an overzealous prosecution and harsh cocaine laws! Or maybe it's because he once played for the Cowgirls and the prosecution are Redskin fans?
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UtahRatt wrote:No kickball, no contact sports in grade school, it's a law for kids to wear a helmet while bike riding, no redrover, lawsuits over school jungle gyms.

The Pussy Generation.

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Pop Warner Participation Reportedly Drops Due to Concern over Head Injuries
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1851 ... d-injuries

As the concern over head injuries and concussions in football increases, participation in the sport is reportedly decreasing among youth programs.
To be fair it's not the kids who don't want to play, it's parents that don't want their kids to play.

Do you have kids? Will you encourage them to play football, or a sport with less possibility of brain damage?
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My youngest plays. I coach & we teach proper tackling, which although is not perfect, helps. I played an never had an issue. It's the over PC & sensationalized media reports that make it sound worse than it is. I look at the difference in my older boys helmet when he started to the one my 3 year younger boy has & it's night and day with the new technology.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:No kickball, no contact sports in grade school, it's a law for kids to wear a helmet while bike riding, no redrover, lawsuits over school jungle gyms.

The Pussy Generation.

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Pop Warner Participation Reportedly Drops Due to Concern over Head Injuries
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1851 ... d-injuries

As the concern over head injuries and concussions in football increases, participation in the sport is reportedly decreasing among youth programs.
To be fair it's not the kids who don't want to play, it's parents that don't want their kids to play.

Do you have kids? Will you encourage them to play football, or a sport with less possibility of brain damage?
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eddie lee roth wrote:Image

Fucking seriously.

It's been said before, The pussy generation.
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UtahRatt wrote: It's been said before, The pussy generation.
KFC's leading the way.
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