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Crazy Levi wrote:Do you have kids? Will you encourage them to play football, or a sport with less possibility of brain damage?
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I'd encourage them to play ping pong with a hockey mask.

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John Simon Ritchie wrote:
Bludegeon wrote: I don't see how anyone of these teams wins this division. They are all shit. Guess the Giants are as good as any guess.

Fuck that. Nick Foles is gonna deliver that trophy to Philadelphia. :wink:

hahaha.. They given out some kind of trophies to all the NFL that don't amount to shit this season? Didn't know that.. :mrgreen:


As far as the kids and the pussy generation. Spot on.

Yeah, my kid wants to play football, Go for it. He wants to be a ballerina, Fine by me. Whatever he wants to do, legally that is.. I am fine with. As long as he tries hard and is humble in defeat and DOESN'T accept any trophy unless the team he is on actually WINS.

All the physical activities that have been taken away from schools and kids is ridiculous.. And, the nation wonders why kids are obese.. Fucking morons.
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Bludegeon wrote:
John Simon Ritchie wrote:
Bludegeon wrote: I don't see how anyone of these teams wins this division. They are all shit. Guess the Giants are as good as any guess.

Fuck that. Nick Foles is gonna deliver that trophy to Philadelphia. :wink:

hahaha.. They given out some kind of trophies to all the NFL that don't amount to shit this season? Didn't know that.. :mrgreen:


As far as the kids and the pussy generation. Spot on.

Yeah, my kid wants to play football, Go for it. He wants to be a ballerina, Fine by me. Whatever he wants to do, legally that is.. I am fine with. As long as he tries hard and is humble in defeat and DOESN'T accept any trophy unless the team he is on actually WINS.

All the physical activities that have been taken away from schools and kids is ridiculous.. And, the nation wonders why kids are obese.. Fucking morons.
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The NFL released a statement for week 10, under the new Pussy Laws, many violations were found including 3 for touching QB's:


QB Touching:

• Miami Dolphins linebacker Philip Wheeler ($21,000)

• Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews ($15,750)

• Seattle Seahawks end Michael Bennett ($15,750)

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• San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick was fined $7,875 for grabbing the face mask on a play he got sacked.

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• Atlanta Falcons safety William Moore ($22,050 for a blow to the head of a defenseless receiver);

• Tennessee Titans safety Bernard Pollard ($15,750 for unnecessary roughness);

• Cincinnati Bengals end Carlos Dunlap ($15,750 for a horse collar tackle);

• Detroit Lions defensive tackle Nick Fairley ($15,750 for unnecessary roughness).

• Chicago Bears cornerback Charles Tillman ($7,875 for a horse collar tackle);

• Bengals receiver Mohamed Sanu ($7,875 for a low block);

• Bengals safety Chris Crocker ($7,875 for a face mask);

• Dolphins center Mike Pouncey ($7,875 for unnecessary roughness);

• St. Louis Rams cornerback Trumaine Johnson ($7,875 for a throat slash gesture);

• Tampa Bay Buccaneers receiver Eric Page ($7,875 for a late hit); and

• Packers end Mike Neal ($7,875 for a face mask)

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nf ... k/3590163/

An NFL spokesman said: This conspiracy for players to play tough at work has to stop, we make too much money too risk injury. Playing hard for a paycheck will not be tolerated!
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UtahRatt wrote:
SkeletorsGhost wrote:Terry Crews made similar comment on the NFL bully culture that is wide spread

http://www.arseniohall.com/video/interv ... index.html
I love Terry Crews, my favorite token black actor and the best in the Expendables.

He was great in White Chicks and Friday after Next and his comments on NFL make a lot of sense.
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John Simon Ritchie wrote:
Bludegeon wrote: I don't see how anyone of these teams wins this division. They are all shit. Guess the Giants are as good as any guess.

Fuck that. Nick Foles is gonna deliver that trophy to Philadelphia. :wink:
It's still early in the game but Foles is delivering the goods. That touch pass to McCoy was as good as you'll see anywhere, and he's surprisingly elusive for a scarecrow.
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Has Washington always had a shitty field? Jesus.
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milk-milk-lemonade wrote:Has Washington always had a shitty field? Jesus.
Yes, but they are playing in Philadelphia.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
milk-milk-lemonade wrote:Has Washington always had a shitty field? Jesus.
Yes, but they are playing in Philadelphia.
:lol:

I was on my lunch break; quick glanced the tv in the break room. Thought it was at Washington.

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Apparently Brees's shoulder and neck = a penalty to the head.

Another pussy call that changed the outcome. It's bad enough it was a pussy call but it was fucking wrong to begin with.
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UtahRatt wrote:Apparently Brees's shoulder and neck = a penalty to the head.

Another pussy call that changed the outcome. It's bad enough it was a pussy call but it was fucking wrong to begin with.
Agreed. And all their fucking fans booing at the hit. Those same fans hooted and hollered a few years back when their 'Aints cheated and hit guys late, low, illegal, etc. Fuck the 'aints and fucks their fans. Bring on another hurricane.
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Chiefs had no pass rush tonight. Hopefully, they can get some payback at Arrowhead in 2 weeks. :x
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bigbuttskinner wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:Apparently Brees's shoulder and neck = a penalty to the head.

Another pussy call that changed the outcome. It's bad enough it was a pussy call but it was fucking wrong to begin with.
Agreed. And all their fucking fans booing at the hit. Those same fans hooted and hollered a few years back when their 'Aints cheated and hit guys late, low, illegal, etc. Fuck the 'aints and fucks their fans. Bring on another hurricane.
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Peterbilt wrote:Chiefs had no pass rush tonight. Hopefully, they can get some payback at Arrowhead in 2 weeks. :x
Manning has the best sense of when he's about to be hit. Maybe better than Brady at getting the ball out.
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bigbuttskinner wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:Apparently Brees's shoulder and neck = a penalty to the head.

Another pussy call that changed the outcome. It's bad enough it was a pussy call but it was fucking wrong to begin with.
Agreed. And all their fucking fans booing at the hit. Those same fans hooted and hollered a few years back when their 'Aints cheated and hit guys late, low, illegal, etc. Fuck the 'aints and fucks their fans. Bring on another hurricane.
I'd laugh at another hurricane hitting that cesspool. But then the NFL will hand them another Super Bowl. It would be better if Sean Payton overdosed on some stolen vicodins.
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I hate bye weeks..


Eagles looking like they will win the East. Not sure that is a positive,but, still.
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bigbuttskinner wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:Apparently Brees's shoulder and neck = a penalty to the head.

Another pussy call that changed the outcome. It's bad enough it was a pussy call but it was fucking wrong to begin with.
Agreed. And all their fucking fans booing at the hit. Those same fans hooted and hollered a few years back when their 'Aints cheated and hit guys late, low, illegal, etc. Fuck the 'aints and fucks their fans. Bring on another hurricane.

I don't have a rooting interest in the game but I can clearly say that penalty was
totally wrong.
No reason for the Zebra to throw a flag on that play. Once again we have a situation where
"technology" could have reversed that call but the NFL Officials and top management continue to believe in the human element.
C'mon, it might have taken about 45 seconds for a replay official to review the footage and dismiss the flag on the play.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MgwSj6c4uE


Footage of a football fan at the Buffalo game that fell
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Read online the guy that fell injured his shoulder but
a person he fell on sustained a serious head injury as a result of this stupid stunt.
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AliceManson wrote:
bigbuttskinner wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:Apparently Brees's shoulder and neck = a penalty to the head.

Another pussy call that changed the outcome. It's bad enough it was a pussy call but it was fucking wrong to begin with.
Agreed. And all their fucking fans booing at the hit. Those same fans hooted and hollered a few years back when their 'Aints cheated and hit guys late, low, illegal, etc. Fuck the 'aints and fucks their fans. Bring on another hurricane.
I'd laugh at another hurricane hitting that cesspool. But then the NFL will hand them another Super Bowl. It would be better of Sean Payton overdosed on some stolen vicodins.
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Bludegeon wrote:I hate bye weeks..


Eagles looking like they will win the East. Not sure that is a positive,but, still.

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According to reports everyone knew that weather system was going to hit Soldier Field during the game 24 hours before kickoff. They had every opportunity to delay the kick til 3:15 but CBS WANTED the delay because Fox had the 3:00 national game and CBS wanted the national audience between 3 and 5:30 that they weren't scheduled to have originally. Basically put 75000 people in harms way for money .
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johnk5150 wrote:According to reports everyone knew that weather system was going to hit Soldier Field during the game 24 hours before kickoff. They had every opportunity to delay the kick til 3:15 but CBS WANTED the delay because Fox had the 3:00 national game and CBS wanted the national audience between 3 and 5:30 that they weren't scheduled to have originally. Basically put 75000 people in harms way for money .
I enjoy a good evil corporation story as much as the next guy but weather reporting is a pretty dubious business.

Delaying kickoff on such short notice isn't a small thing. Who knows if weather reports are going to be accurate that far in advance for such a small window?

Would you have rather they just postponed the game till Monday?
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Crazy Levi wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:According to reports everyone knew that weather system was going to hit Soldier Field during the game 24 hours before kickoff. They had every opportunity to delay the kick til 3:15 but CBS WANTED the delay because Fox had the 3:00 national game and CBS wanted the national audience between 3 and 5:30 that they weren't scheduled to have originally. Basically put 75000 people in harms way for money .
I enjoy a good evil corporation story as much as the next guy but weather reporting is a pretty dubious business.

Delaying kickoff on such short notice isn't a small thing. Who knows if weather reports are going to be accurate that far in advance for such a small window?

Would you have rather they just postponed the game till Monday?
CBS made bank off having a noon game go nearly 3 hours past it's normal end. I don't give a shit one way or another. Just observing the Park district wasn't ready to evacuate yesterday. If anything it was a lesson in how unprepared the city was to handle what went down. A tornado has never touched down here in my lifetime. It could have happened yesterday with 100000 people around. The fact that people in the know had that information a day in advance shows where theNFLs priorities lie.
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:roll: Do ya think the NFL was taught by MLB since they started the whole thing with the 89 World Series, Goddamn one truthersurrender is enough in this place.
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Peterbilt wrote:Chiefs had no pass rush tonight. Hopefully, they can get some payback at Arrowhead in 2 weeks. :x

Does this mean no gigantic Chiefs logo this week?
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johnk5150 wrote:According to reports everyone knew that weather system was going to hit Soldier Field during the game 24 hours before kickoff. They had every opportunity to delay the kick til 3:15 but CBS WANTED the delay because Fox had the 3:00 national game and CBS wanted the national audience between 3 and 5:30 that they weren't scheduled to have originally. Basically put 75000 people in harms way for money .
Bullshit. I live in Chicago and I got about 10,000 different "Accuweather" warnings and updates throughout the morning of Sunday, saying slightly different things. It would have been idiotic on Saturday --24 hours in advance -- to move the game back only 2 hours, which might have put the game right into the teeth of the weather (because weather patterns can -- and do -- change over night.) Not to mention the logistic headaches of rescheduling all the staff on a moments' notice.

The idea that CBS GAINED by the delay is also idiotic -- I bet you they lost a TON of viewers for the game because the 12pm viewers had no interest in sitting around for 2 hours to watch the game continue, and the new 3pm viewers were obviously not interested in the Bears game.
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veritas wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:According to reports everyone knew that weather system was going to hit Soldier Field during the game 24 hours before kickoff. They had every opportunity to delay the kick til 3:15 but CBS WANTED the delay because Fox had the 3:00 national game and CBS wanted the national audience between 3 and 5:30 that they weren't scheduled to have originally. Basically put 75000 people in harms way for money .
Bullshit. I live in Chicago and I got about 10,000 different "Accuweather" warnings and updates throughout the morning of Sunday, saying slightly different things. It would have been idiotic on Saturday --24 hours in advance -- to move the game back only 2 hours, which might have put the game right into the teeth of the weather (because weather patterns can -- and do -- change over night.) Not to mention the logistic headaches of rescheduling all the staff on a moments' notice.

The idea that CBS GAINED by the delay is also idiotic -- I bet you they lost a TON of viewers for the game because the 12pm viewers had no interest in sitting around for 2 hours to watch the game continue, and the new 3pm viewers were obviously not interested in the Bears game.
Can we get Truthersurrender to weigh in on this one?

It's got everything he loves - underhanded dealings, the NFL's bullshit, and best of all, THE MEDIA!!!!
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