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Green Bay couple names baby born with broken collarbone after Aaron Rodgers....Aaron Rodger Dryer was delivered with a broken collarbone at a local hospital Sunday, just two and half miles from Lambeau Field.

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/11/aaron-r ... y-packers/

A Green Bay couple gave birth to a healthy eight-pound baby boy Sunday, except for an injury that is also currently plaguing their favorite team’s MVP quarterback. When nurses discovered their son, who arrived several weeks early, had a broken left collarbone, Kyle Dryer and Kristal Tyczkowski knew they had to christen their son “Aaron Rodger Dryer.”

Wonder if the doctor tossed a flag on the mother?

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About the No Call in the Pat's game.

Ex-NFL ref: ‘Uncatchable’ should only be factor in ‘Tim Tebow-type’ passes regarding to Tom Brady controversial final play, should officials have picked up a pass interference flag?

“We as officials have always been taught, for a ball to be uncatchable, it has to be clearly out of the field of play or it has to be a kind of — I probably shouldn’t say this — a Tim Tebow-type pass that lands 15 yards in front of you,” Daopoulus said.

No that's fucking awesome! I can see it now, the Ref mic's up...There was no flag on the play the ball was a Tim Tebow Type Pass.
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exitflagger wrote:
Machado wrote:You believe the hit was illegal and deserved a fine.
You know jack about shit. I could give a fuck about the fine. But it was imposed, like it or not…

Um… somewhat like another action the NFL took a couple of years ago. Remember that, Muchacho? You fucking burrito brain? The action that was taken against the Saints which at it's core was based in cheap violence in the league? You remember how you more or less wanted to suck Goodell's cock over that one?

Not only a dumbass but a fucking hypocrite as well! You know damn well that if the same hit was made by a Saints player to Kaepernick on the other side of the ball you'd have flooded this board with a combination of tears and menstrual discharge. If you deny it, you're a fucking liar. Straight up.
Some of us believe otherwise.
Ah, there's the old Captain Muchacho Obvious we all know and tolerate.

Go fuck yourself. Idiot.
You need to get that hate out of your heart.

Kaepernick-Why do I give a shit about the kind of hits he absorbs? You have the wrong guy STUPID!!

I don't care if that hit were laid on Romo, Brady or Terry Bradshaw, the defender hit the player in the area of the shoulder and because Brees is a midget, the flag was thrown by a referee that made a bad call.
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Machado wrote:Kaepernick-Why do I give a shit about the kind of hits he absorbs? You have the wrong guy STUPID!!
Wow. Do you have brain damage? Serious question.

I see you dodged the bountygate question. Hypocrite.
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exitflagger wrote:
Machado wrote:Kaepernick-Why do I give a shit about the kind of hits he absorbs? You have the wrong guy STUPID!!
Wow. Do you have brain damage? Serious question.

I see you dodged the bountygate question. Hypocrite.
You just ramble and ramble on.
Is someone paying you per word typed here in the forum?

What the fuck are you talking about?
The last thing I ever want to do is suck off the NFL Commish.
I'm not a 49ers fan moron.
I'm not a Saints fan either.
But I can tell the difference between an illegal hit and a hit to
the shoulder area.

Keep on typing on you twat!!!
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Machado wrote:Keep on typing on you twat!!!
How exactly did you enter this into the forum here Muchee? Did you write on the screen with a pencil? Or did you...

...TYPE it? :roll:

It's just too fucking easy. I guess I gotta stop this or I'm gonna fall asleep.
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exitflagger wrote:
Machado wrote:Keep on typing on you twat!!!
How exactly did you enter this into the forum here Muchee? Did you write on the screen with a pencil? Or did you...

...TYPE it? :roll:

It's just too fucking easy. I guess I gotta stop this or I'm gonna fall asleep.

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Machado wrote:The last thing I ever want to do is suck off the NFL Commish.
Goodell doesn't mind being last as long as you get to him eventually.
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Is Mike Glennon already a better QB than RGIII? Already?

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap200000 ... than-rgiii

NFL Films' Greg Cosell believes that Glennon already is ahead of other big name young quarterbacks."Mike Glennon is so far more advanced than RGIII playing NFL quarterback that it's not even close," Cosell told WFHS-FM in Tampa this week. "They shouldn't even be in the same discussion."

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Glennon - 7 games, 11-tds, 4-ints, 1,535yds, 87.7RTG

RGII - 10 games, 14-tds, 10ints, 2,714yds, 83.6RTG

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RGIII rookie year: 20TDs, 5ints for 3,200yds with a 102.4RTG
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UtahRatt wrote:Is Mike Glennon already a better QB than RGIII? Already?

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap200000 ... than-rgiii

NFL Films' Greg Cosell believes that Glennon already is ahead of other big name young quarterbacks."Mike Glennon is so far more advanced than RGIII playing NFL quarterback that it's not even close," Cosell told WFHS-FM in Tampa this week. "They shouldn't even be in the same discussion."

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Glennon - 7 games, 11-tds, 4-ints, 1,535yds, 87.7RTG

RGII - 10 games, 14-tds, 10ints, 2,714yds, 83.6RTG

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RGIII rookie year: 20TDs, 5ints for 3,200yds with a 102.4RTG
I don't if Glennon is... yet..


But , I know Andrew Luck is. Always was..


And, at least Romo still is.. Hahahhahahahhhh.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Ohh, that should get it going in here...!!!!
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Bludegeon wrote:
I don't if Glennon is... yet..


But , I know Andrew Luck is. Always was..


And, at least Romo still is.. Hahahhahahahhhh.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Ohh, that should get it going in here...!!!!

Romo totally is. Unless there's pressure in the pocket, he's holding for a kicker or the game is on the line!
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UtahRatt wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:
I don't if Glennon is... yet..


But , I know Andrew Luck is. Always was..


And, at least Romo still is.. Hahahhahahahhhh.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Ohh, that should get it going in here...!!!!

Romo totally is. Unless there's pressure in the pocket, he's holding for a kicker or the game is on the line!
hahahaha.. Come on man. SOoooooo 2007.. And, besides. the coach Dallas had then decided to play pussy ball with the Hawks having bums off of the streets playing DB for them. Then, the next week, that same Hawks backfield made Rex fucking Grossman look like the next Montanillo..Or Montana, for all you uptight fucks, or niner fag fans.

Fuck, that game still irks me.. Fucking Pussy parcells football. Shouldn't even of come down to some kick,, Course.. Everyone fails to remember, as usual. that suckass defense letting Alexander run wild the next series. Fully sealing the loss..

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If whistle isn't blown stop fucking lollygagging Welker.

I loved the shove. :lol:
I could watch this everyday. Brandon Flowers! It's about the only good thing he did in that game. I'm a little scared of San Diego, I have to admit. They could really fuck up the Chiefs scenario.
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Peterbilt wrote:I'm a little scared of San Diego, I have to admit. They could really fuck up the Chiefs scenario.
I was just going to say......

Week 12 Predictions:


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Ravens vs Jet's - Ravens win, Ray Rice and Dallas Clark get TD's

Steelers vs Browns - Steelers win

Buccaneers vs Lions - I have a feeling Calvin Johnson suffers an injury. If the Buc's can run, it will be a game into the 4th.

Bears vs Ram's - The real Josh McCown Steps up and loses the game. Rams run for 150+

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Interesting games

Vikings vs Packers - If the Vikings win another game, its this one

Chargers vs Chiefs - Chiefs lose their 2nd of the season, lightning strikes and the chargers have one of those good games while Alex has a Matt Cassel type bad game, his worst of the year.
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Miles Austin: first game back, goes off or gets 5 to 7 catches for 89y
Jarrett Boykin: will have an off game if the Vikes win
Rod Streater: is going to have a good game in a possible loss
AP: is going to limp off by half time either way
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UtahRatt wrote:
Peterbilt wrote:I'm a little scared of San Diego, I have to admit. They could really fuck up the Chiefs scenario.
I was just going to say......

Week 12 Predictions:


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Ravens vs Jet's - Ravens win, Ray Rice and Dallas Clark get TD's

Steelers vs Browns - Steelers win

Buccaneers vs Lions - I have a feeling Calvin Johnson suffers an injury. If the Buc's can run, it will be a game into the 4th.

Bears vs Ram's - The real Josh McCown Steps up and loses the game. Rams run for 150+

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Interesting games

Vikings vs Packers - If the Vikings win another game, its this one

Chargers vs Chiefs - Chiefs lose their 2nd of the season, lightning strikes and the chargers have one of those good games while Alex has a Matt Cassel type bad game, his worst of the year.
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Miles Austin: first game back, goes off or gets 5 to 7 catches for 89y
Jarrett Boykin: will have an off game if the Vikes win
Rod Streater: is going to have a good game in a possible loss
AP: is going to limp off by half time either way
I've got my $1.50 bet on the Vikings sorry Utah.

Johnson has been playing with a bum knee all season. There is no way the Lions take any chances with them facing the Packers on Thanksgiving. Calvin will be on the field but if he gets hurt in the slightest he will see very little participation afterwards. Probably the main reason they are bringing Burleson back this week.
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The Rams are the new Lions, they could almost beat any team in the NFL on any given Sunday.
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The Bears. They uh...they're not good.
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Of course, the most points the Chiefs offense has been able to score by far, and they lose the game. Hali and Houston both injured. :roll:
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UtahRatt wrote: Ravens vs Jet's - Ravens win, Ray Rice and Dallas Clark get TD's

Steelers vs Browns - Steelers win

Buccaneers vs Lions - I have a feeling Calvin Johnson suffers an injury. If the Buc's can run, it will be a game into the 4th.

Bears vs Ram's - The real Josh McCown Steps up and loses the game. Rams run for 150+

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Interesting games

Vikings vs Packers - If the Vikings win another game, its this one

Chargers vs Chiefs - Chiefs lose their 2nd of the season, lightning strikes and the chargers have one of those good games while Alex has a Matt Cassel type bad game, his worst of the year.
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Spent 30 seconds on the over analyzing but I got the calls.

Ravens over Jets
Steelers over Browns
Buc's over Lions
Rams over DA BEARS!

The FUCKING VIKINGS! Could have pulled it off, I should get the call just for the TIE.....TIE? A fucking TIE?

Chiefs over Chargers - Great fucking game, I should get this call as well. I meant to say Alex does what Cassel never could, WIN! Go KC!
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Another Win!! Make that 7 in a row!

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kylel wrote:Another Win!! Make that 7 in a row!

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Good thing their schedule is weak as fuck. Fifty bucks says they're one game and out in the playoffs. Cam is just a better version of Tim Tebow. They got out played by a crappy team today but a win is a win.
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I bet against my team (Chargers) in the football pool but the Patriots gave me the victory. Whew.
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Why didn't Welker catch that punt?
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johnk5150 wrote:Why didn't Welker catch that punt?

He really wanted to run it back and I bet he lost it track in traffic while blinking between The Wall and the ball.
Welker fucked up. When he finally called fair catch he should have already been screaming "FIRE FIRE"

I think it was Welkers debut with the Broncos week one....His first touch was a muffed punt? He started waving off the catch as the ball went between his arms.
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Ho hum, Brady beats Manning....again. :lol:
Funny how that INT by Talib was called back by a flag where the intended receiver had "no chance" to catch the ball.
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UtahRatt wrote: Cam is just a better version of Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow - Could run, but couldn't throw.

Cam Newton - Can run and throw.

Yeah, I guess he's a better version.
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exitflagger wrote:
Machado wrote:You believe the hit was illegal and deserved a fine.
You know jack about shit. I could give a fuck about the fine. But it was imposed, like it or not…

Um… somewhat like another action the NFL took a couple of years ago. Remember that, Muchacho? You fucking burrito brain? The action that was taken against the Saints which at it's core was based in cheap violence in the league? You remember how you more or less wanted to suck Goodell's cock over that one?

Not only a dumbass but a fucking hypocrite as well! You know damn well that if the same hit was made by a Saints player to Kaepernick on the other side of the ball you'd have flooded this board with a combination of tears and menstrual discharge. If you deny it, you're a fucking liar. Straight up.
Some of us believe otherwise.
Ah, there's the old Captain Muchacho Obvious we all know and tolerate.

Go fuck yourself. Idiot.
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About the No Call in the Pat's game.

Ex-NFL ref: ‘Uncatchable’ should only be factor in ‘Tim Tebow-type’ passes regarding to Tom Brady controversial final play, should officials have picked up a pass interference flag?

“We as officials have always been taught, for a ball to be uncatchable, it has to be clearly out of the field of play or it has to be a kind of — I probably shouldn’t say this — a Tim Tebow-type pass that lands 15 yards in front of you,” Daopoulus said.

No that's fucking awesome! I can see it now, the Ref mic's up...There was no flag on the play the ball was a Tim Tebow Type Pass.
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