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kylel wrote:Another Win!! Make that 7 in a row!

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Good thing their schedule is weak as fuck. Fifty bucks says they're one game and out in the playoffs. Cam is just a better version of Tim Tebow. They got out played by a crappy team today but a win is a win.

You are joking right? :roll:
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UtahRatt wrote:Is Mike Glennon already a better QB than RGIII? Already?

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap200000 ... than-rgiii

NFL Films' Greg Cosell believes that Glennon already is ahead of other big name young quarterbacks."Mike Glennon is so far more advanced than RGIII playing NFL quarterback that it's not even close," Cosell told WFHS-FM in Tampa this week. "They shouldn't even be in the same discussion."

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Glennon - 7 games, 11-tds, 4-ints, 1,535yds, 87.7RTG

RGII - 10 games, 14-tds, 10ints, 2,714yds, 83.6RTG

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RGIII rookie year: 20TDs, 5ints for 3,200yds with a 102.4RTG
My first thought is, "Who the fuck cares about Greg Cosell's opinion?"
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milk-milk-lemonade wrote:
My first thought is, "Who the fuck cares about Greg Cosell's opinion?"
Mike Glennon?
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I've heard they're interested in Matthew Stafford apple turnovers now. They come in a 4 pack.
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Romo came through when it was needed the most.
4th quarter game winning drive
4-4 on 3rd down
Led to game winning FG as time expired

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This Monday is much better than 2 weeks ago..

Nice job Cowboys. Clutch win.

Was nice to see " a little " more balance on offense.. But, 14, carries, 86yds? Keep running that fucker.

As much as it pains me to say this. Go Niners.. Beat the ever living fucking piss outta that sorry ass Griffin puke and the rest of the lowly Redskins.
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As much as it pains me to say this. Go Niners.. Beat the ever living fucking piss outta that sorry ass Griffin puke and the rest of the lowly Redskins.
Why do you even care at this point?

The lowly 3-7 Redskins aren't a threat to the mighty Cowboys. I'd be more worried about the Eagles.
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Another week & another RG 3 off the field story to report:
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap200000 ... -bad-plays

RG 3 has asked the team not to show his bad plays
WTF!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

"This could be coming to a head," Silver said. "Inside the building, we talked to people familiar with the situation, they perceive RGIII as kind of insecure, specifically about Kirk Cousins, which may be one reason he (RGIII) was so eager to rush back. At Baylor (University), they didn't put RGIII's bad plays up on the board in the meeting rooms. Sources familiar with the situation say he has asked the Redskins to do the same. They have refused to up to this point."
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Redman77 wrote:
milk-milk-lemonade wrote:
My first thought is, "Who the fuck cares about Greg Cosell's opinion?"
Mike Glennon?
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Machado wrote:Another week & another RG 3 off the field story to report:
You're like an RGIII stalker! Apart from being an idiot you've forgot some other NFL Drama...That happens WEEKLY....Fucking dolt.


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New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez is brought into court for a preliminary hearing on murder

Oh more drama!

Texans: Andre Johnson and : “We suck, . . . as an offense”
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/20 ... n-offense/

Texans: Andre Johnson and Matt Schaub exchange heated words in Texans’ loss
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/11/andre-j ... nt-texans/

Dolphins: Incog and - Martin walked into twisted world
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/99416 ... -incognito


Jaguars: Cecil Shorts blasts Jacksonville Jaguars
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutd ... --nfl.html

Jim Irsay, Indianapolis Colts owner, on Peyton Manning saga....

Wes Welker says Bill Belichick chided him in front of New England ...




Every year Jerry Jones has to defend ROMO because he has too....Including all this year.

Oct 28, 2013 = Bryant yelled at quarterback Tony Romo after a third-down incompletion


Dallas: Dez Bryant had the most absurd tantrum since ... his, from earlier
http://www.cbssports.com/general/writer ... l/24148306


When Asked about Calvin Johnson, Bryant said, “I believe I can do whatever he can do.”

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Megatron finished with 14 catches and 329 yards.


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But Dez...What about this one?

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Crazy Levi wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:
As much as it pains me to say this. Go Niners.. Beat the ever living fucking piss outta that sorry ass Griffin puke and the rest of the lowly Redskins.
Why do you even care at this point?

The lowly 3-7 Redskins aren't a threat to the mighty Cowboys. I'd be more worried about the Eagles.
Wow.. You still just don't get it , do you?

I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT STAND THE REDSKINS.. Been that way for over 25 years... Never gonna change. Anytime Dallas can beat them, or they get beat by the other team. This is a good thing. I wish nothing but hell for that team. Always..

I already believe the Eagles will win the East. I never thought or believed Dallas would go far this season. But, if Dallas has chance to beat the skins again? Or eagles? Like this season? That is what it is about now. It is what it is always about from the first game of the season, to the final game. Shitting all over the rest of the NFCE is what I wish the Cowboys could always do. Doesn't happen a lot, but, when it does. I am loving it. I fucking hate those other teams. Never gonna change there either.
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Bludegeon wrote:I already believe the Eagles will win the East.
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Looks Brady and Belichik are taking up permanent residence in Manning's head.
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Browns are working out Caleb Hanie. My God this shit never ends.
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Machado wrote:Romo came through when it was needed the most.
4th quarter game winning drive
4-4 on 3rd down
Led to game winning FG as time expired

:D :D :D
Against all odds Dallas beat the super juggernaut 4-7 Giants while making the mighty Dallas Cowboys an unprecedented 6-5. If Da Boys lost one game they'd be in like 11th place. 6-5 also makes Dallas tied for the weakest division leader with the Lions.....The Detroit Lions.

Key notes:

The Cowboys stingy defense gave up a meager 202 yards rushing at only 6.7 yards per rush. Some RB with a broken leg named Andre Brown ran for a massive 127yds on 17 carries giving him only 6.0 yards a carry.

ESPN.COM "Brown had some huge holes to run through"

The bigger story is formally retired forced out busted up and broken down 45 year old RB Brandon Jacobs came out of a hospital to run for 75yards on 9 carries giving him an 8.3 yard per carry average! Brandon said he felt great after the game since the only time he was touched was a handshake after the game.

The Mighty Cowboys managed not to get an INT making it only the 3rd game Eli Manning hasn't tossed a pick. Playing Dallas helped drop Eli to second in the league with 17ints behind Rookie Geno Smith with 18ints who tossed two on Sunday.

Dez Bryant, Calvin Johnson's equal didn't have a TD but did fumble the ball. After being thrown at 16 times Dez managed to catch half of them.

On a good note ROMO did toss his usual INT that was going to lead to a Giants score but lightning struck forcing a fumble that was easily returned for a TD...The TD was the much needed luck for a Cowboys win.

One of the worst QB's in the league this year Eli Manning left with a 92.9RTG
Tony Romo 86.5

Team owner Jerry Jones said Romo looked so good in the comeback they might start letting him hold place kicks for field goals again.

An impressive win from an impressive team.....Impressive they're still in the hunt that is.
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UtahRatt wrote:
Machado wrote:Romo came through when it was needed the most.
4th quarter game winning drive
4-4 on 3rd down
Led to game winning FG as time expired

:D :D :D
Against all odds Dallas beat the super juggernaut 4-7 Giants while making the mighty Dallas Cowboys an unprecedented 6-5. If Da Boys lost one game they'd be in like 11th place. 6-5 also makes Dallas tied for the weakest division leader with the Lions.....The Detroit Lions.

Key notes:

The Cowboys stingy defense gave up a meager 202 yards rushing at only 6.7 yards per rush. Some RB with a broken leg named Andre Brown ran for a massive 127yds on 17 carries giving him only 6.0 yards a carry.

ESPN.COM "Brown had some huge holes to run through"

The bigger story is formally retired forced out busted up and broken down 45 year old RB Brandon Jacobs came out of a hospital to run for 75yards on 9 carries giving him an 8.3 yard per carry average! Brandon said he felt great after the game since the only time he was touched was a handshake after the game.

The Mighty Cowboys managed not to get an INT making it only the 3rd game Eli Manning hasn't tossed a pick. Playing Dallas helped drop Eli to second in the league with 17ints behind Rookie Geno Smith with 18ints who tossed two on Sunday.

Dez Bryant, Calvin Johnson's equal didn't have a TD but did fumble the ball. After being thrown at 16 times Dez managed to catch half of them.

On a good note ROMO did toss his usual INT that was going to lead to a Giants score but lightning struck forcing a fumble that was easily returned for a TD...The TD was the much needed luck for a Cowboys win.

One of the worst QB's in the league this year Eli Manning left with a 92.9RTG
Tony Romo 86.5

Team owner Jerry Jones said Romo looked so good in the comeback they might start letting him hold place kicks for field goals again.

An impressive win from an impressive team.....Impressive they're still in the hunt that is.
Utah-
You are so lame.
Giants went into the game winning 4 in a row. There was talk that with another win the G-Men were
back in the race and very dangers.
Let's not forget this game was in NJ.

Dallas is now 4-0 within the division. Laugh at the stat all you want but at the end of the day
all that matters is if the team won or lost.

The run D was poor but I'd like to think that was due to Sean Lee(MLB) missed the game with a hamstring
injury. His presence on the field more than likely would have resulted in far less yards gained by the Giants RB's.

So what should NFL fans concentrate on the most:
Romo leading the team to a game winning drive with over 4 minutes remaining or
Eli going the entire game without an INT??
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veritas wrote:Looks Brady and Belichik are taking up permanent residence in Manning's head.
You spelled Linda Lovelace the choke artist wrong.

Peyton in yet another big game.....19/36? 150yds? 4.2 average? 1 Pick 2 fumblerooskis?

Yet another Peyton preview for the playoffs?
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Poor Machado wears the dunce cap once again.
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UtahRatt wrote:
veritas wrote:Looks Brady and Belichik are taking up permanent residence in Manning's head.
You spelled Linda Lovelace the choke artist wrong.

Peyton in yet another big game.....19/36? 150yds? 4.2 average? 1 Pick 2 fumblerooskis?

Yet another Peyton preview for the playoffs?
Peyton is breaking down.
His body is betraying him.
If only the current NFL schedule was reduced to 10 games. Peyton would rule the world.
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UtahRatt wrote: An impressive win from an impressive team.....Impressive they're still in the hunt that is.
Go Raiders
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Machado wrote: You are so lame.
Giants went into the game winning 4 in a row. There was talk that with another win the G-Men were
back in the race and very dangers.

Giants dangerous by winning 4 in a row? Against the fucking Raiders, Vikings, Packers and Eagles. The talk was inside your fucking head.

Vikings - Josh Freeman gets off the bus and makes his debut as the Vikings quarterback! Don't think he played again?
Packers - with Matt Flyn & Scott Tolzien
Eagles - with Matt fucking Barkley & Vick going 6/9 30yds 1INT
Raiders - shit team, Nub Pryor, behind most of the game and a 4 point win

Ya that's dangers alright, Michael Jackson dangerous.
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Bludegeon wrote:
UtahRatt wrote: An impressive win from an impressive team.....Impressive they're still in the hunt that is.
Go Raiders

To the draft board. Like I care.

Got more win's then the Skins, Houston or Atlanta....All teams that was supposed to make the playoffs going in.
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Machado wrote:Peyton is breaking down.
His body is betraying him.
If only the current NFL schedule was reduced to 10 games. Peyton would rule the world.
The only way Peyton would rule is if the NFL ended at the regular season.
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Machado wrote:The run D was poor but I'd like to think that was due to Sean Lee(MLB) missed the game with a hamstring
injury. His presence on the field more than likely would have resulted in far less yards gained by the Giants RB's.
Sean Lee missed the game so it more then likely would have changed things? :lol:

NFL Team Rushing Defense Statistics - 2013

#30 - Dallas, 1470 yards allowed
#30 - Dallas, 133.6 yards allowed per game
#32 - Dallas, 5.1 yards per carry

You realize there's only 32 teams in the league? Did Sean Lee miss the season?

http://espn.go.com/nfl/statistics/team/ ... on/defense


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UtahRatt wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:
UtahRatt wrote: An impressive win from an impressive team.....Impressive they're still in the hunt that is.
Go Raiders

To the draft board. Like I care.

Got more win's then the Skins, Houston or Atlanta....All teams that was supposed to make the playoffs going in.

Well, at least you got that.
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Bludegeon wrote:Well, at least you got that.
Got what? Not being a fanatical over a football team? Most grow out of that stage. Cowboy fans are like the KISS ARMY, spastic adolescent adults who skipped over puberty and need to be neutered like a hyper active chihuahua.

I have to admit there's a few Cowboy players I'm super fan of. Like Jackie Smith in Super Bowl XIII. Still dig that dude, I'd go ape shit if I had an autograph poster of that play.
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milk-milk-lemonade wrote:My first thought is, "Who the fuck cares about Greg Cosell's opinion?"
WINNER! Greg Cosell is a complete idiot, I've read several of his reviews and all of them should lead Greg to be pounded in the face with a Keyboard.

Tenacious_Dio wrote:
UtahRatt wrote: Cam is just a better version of Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow - Could run, but couldn't throw.

Cam Newton - Can run and throw.

Yeah, I guess he's a better version.
Cam is better then Timbow.....But lets not get carried away, do you see Cam in the top ten in anything?
As a close comparison I'd take Russell Wilson over Cam Newton

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30th Carolina - total passing yards and yards per game

16th Cam Newton - passer rating 88.3
18th Can Newton - total passing yards 2,353
20th Cam Newton - Yards per attempt 6.98
25th Cam Newton - Yards per game 214
18th Cam Newton - Completion percentage 61.7

But Cam is a mobile QB!
7th Carson Palmer - most sacked 30
7th Cam Newton - most sacked 30

12th in INTs - Cam Newton with 9, same amount as Chad Henne and Christian Ponder

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Lets talk about defense

Carolina leads the NFL with 13.7 points a game. 2nd is Kansas City at 16.3
Carolina in 2nd with 24 take away's and 4th overall with a +10 margin

A top 5 defense in most every other category.

It's the Panther's killer defense and running game that's winning games and should be getting most of the attention, not Cam.
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