The NFL Thread

[Bludegeon]

The only time the Bears didnt score was the victory formation kneel down at the end. Dallas did not want to be there.

It's all Romo's fault...

[Crazy Levi]

The cowboys fuckin suck.

I hate rooting for the Eagles to win the division but they'll have to do.

Anybody but the Cowboys.

I wonder if Machado even realizes the Cowboys lost? I'm pretty sure he's actually an Redskins fan as that's the only team he seems to pay attention to.

Machado - the Cowboys lost. And even the Redskins managed to beat the Bears.

[Tenacious_Dio]

If this isn't an eye opener for Skeletor to FINALLY blow this shit up and clean house,

Nothing is..

He built that team. Do you honestly believe he can start over and build a better one?

[Machado]

The cowboys fuckin suck.

I hate rooting for the Eagles to win the division but they'll have to do.

Anybody but the Cowboys.

I wonder if Machado even realizes the Cowboys lost? I'm pretty sure he's actually an Redskins fan as that's the only team he seems to pay attention to.

Machado - the Cowboys lost. And even the Redskins managed to beat the Bears.

Levi
You are still a pussy! Keep up the fine work.
I told you about the drama within the Redskins for months and you
are still in denial.


The game last night was horrible.
Defense was shredded and once again Sean Lee was injured.

Not sure how this defense, with that personal can stop any offense from scoring at will.
Jon Gruden was providing some excellent analysis on the game. I'm not his biggest fan but the guy knows his A gap from his single safety zone

[Crazy Levi]

Machado
You are still a pussy! Keep up the fine work.
I told you about the fact that the Cowboys suck hairy donkey ball for months and you are still in denial.

[Bludegeon]

The cowboys fuckin suck.

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Wow, let's hear it from the special seat and Captain fucking Obvious..

Yes, the Deadskins beat the Bears.. Congrats on 1 of the THREE fucking wins your sorry ass overrated (by you, in the beginning of this season) team has TOTAL so far...



And, No Tenacious D..

I don't think Skeletor can build shit. But, it can't go on this same way with the shit players they have now. They needs some new breed of shit in Dallas..

The Cowboys are fucked until The Jones are done with them.

[Crazy Levi]

Yes, the Deadskins beat the Bears.. Congrats on 1 of the THREE fucking wins your sorry ass overrated (by you, in the beginning of this season) team has TOTAL so far...
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Oh come on dipshit...like I'm the ONLY person who picked the Redskins to win the East. I had plenty of company. Nobody saw them going 3-13.

Hey at least Jones is closer to the grave than Snyder. You can thank your lucky stars for that. You should be rid of him decades earlier.

Snyder will likely own the Redskins till the end of my life. That's fucking depressing.

[Bludegeon]

YOU were IN HERE though.. Puffing that chest. Don't fucking deny it. And you got stuffed. No biggie..

Course, Wow, You will have Snyder for longer..



Good.

[UtahRatt]

YOU were IN HERE though.. Puffing that chest. Don't fucking deny it. And you got stuffed. No biggie..

Course, Wow, You will have Snyder for longer..



Good.

Did you see Dallas got their asses kicked by the fucking Bears? Not sure if you've heard yet. Man that has to hurt their playoff hopes?

Here I thought they had a chance, should have known better.

[AliceManson]

RGIII benched.

[Crazy Levi]

RGIII benched.

While we wait for Redskins expert and #1 fan Machado to chime in, I'll offer my opinion, as a Dallas fan:

Thank fucking Christ.

A huge portion of the DC media and fanbase view this as Shanahan antagonizing Snyder and trying to get fired - and are pissed at Shanahan for this perceived petty and mean-spirited act.

But I've been hoping for this for weeks. The season is OVER, and RG3 is just getting the ever-loving shit kicked out of him on a weekly basis. It's been painful to watch. And, he's been playing like shit.

Benching him does a few things...lets him clear his head, lets him heal up, absorb no further punishment, and survive the disastrous and brutal 2013 season more or less intact, and as an added bonus, it lets Kirk Cousins get some first team reps and some starts so we can see if he's any good.

Obviously the jury is still out on RG3 as he's had a shitty year - albeit with tons of adverse circumstances (still recovering, one of the worst O-lines in history, and a generally shitty team around him). Let's see what Cousins can do to either boost his trade value, or in fact become the starting QB at some point if this RG3 shit doesn't pan out.

Obviously Rg3 is gonna be pissed off but that's life. Nobody really expects Shanhan back at this point so it's not like the souring of their relationship really matters. At least the next coach will have a healthy RG3 to start next offseason, and have a greater idea of what he can do with Cousins.

Yeah it's a shit sandwich just like the whole season, but at least I have a reason to watch the game this Sunday (see how Cousins does).

Of course if Cousins manages to look like Joe Montana (or even Joe Kapp) for the rest of the season I believe we'll be treated to a full-on QB controversy, and that'll be a whole 'nother shitshow.

But hey fuck it, Skins fan for life here wouldn't have it any other way.

[sin]

Okay Utah I need you to pick one sure winner for me this week. Washington @ Atlanta, Buffalo @ Jacksonville, Greenbay @ Dallas or Arizona @ Tennessee

This could be the tie breaker since I picked Detroit to pull their heads out of their asses and beat the Ravens and had a pity pick for Denver over the Chargers.

[johnk5150]

RGIII benched.

That's Shanahan going all in to have Snyder can him so he'll get every penny of his contract. Smart move actually.

[Crazy Levi]

RGIII benched.

That's Shanahan going all in to have Snyder can him so he'll get every penny of his contract. Smart move actually.

But is it really needed? Shanahan is getting fired either way, he doesn't need to bench RG3 to do it.

Do you really see now long-term value in sitting Griffin? He's being pounded like Grishnak's ass at a Christmas orgy. What's to be gained by sending RG3 out there for more?

[johnk5150]

Okay Utah I need you to pick one sure winner for me this week. Washington @ Atlanta, Buffalo @ Jacksonville, Greenbay @ Dallas or Arizona @ Tennessee

This could be the tie breaker since I picked Detroit to pull their heads out of their asses and beat the Ravens and had a pity pick for Denver over the Chargers.

I'm not touching that Broncos/chargers game. 10.5 is a huge number.

[Bludegeon]

YOU were IN HERE though.. Puffing that chest. Don't fucking deny it. And you got stuffed. No biggie..

Course, Wow, You will have Snyder for longer..



Good.

Did you see Dallas got their asses kicked by the fucking Bears? Not sure if you've heard yet. Man that has to hurt their playoff hopes?

Here I thought they had a chance, should have known better.

Where the hell have you been? Don't tell me you needed this to see that Dallas was shit..

I already knew better. I didn't need another Cowboys asswhooping to see that they are shit. It has been known..

This team in the playoffs would be a joke. There is no magic in the bottle like the Giants had a few years back when they ran the table and won the Bowl.

This is just another pathetic fucking chapter in that sorry ass Skeletor fucked up retard, Big ass EGO Jerry Jones book.

Sitting Griffin is a good thing.. The dude is toast this season. Worthless. Deadskins shouldn't destroy this young man anymore than they already have..

Course, he may just be unemployed if Cousins shows any sign of success...


naaaaaa......

[Machado]

The cowboys fuckin suck.

.

Wow, let's hear it from the special seat and Captain fucking Obvious..

Yes, the Deadskins beat the Bears.. Congrats on 1 of the THREE fucking wins your sorry ass overrated (by you, in the beginning of this season) team has TOTAL so far...



And, No Tenacious D..

I don't think Skeletor can build shit. But, it can't go on this same way with the shit players they have now. They needs some new breed of shit in Dallas..

The Cowboys are fucked until The Jones are done with them.

Levi is ignorant.
A true fair weather fan.
When his team was winning the guy lead the league in posts.
When his team began to lose and his precious QB was getting pummeled week after week, Levi vanishes.
No more puffed up chest
No more shit talking ability.

[kylel]

Greg Hardy cracks me up..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlhhx0xouPc

[Crazy Levi]

Levi is ignorant.
A true fair weather fan.
When his team was winning the guy lead the league in posts.
When his team began to lose and his precious QB was getting pummeled week after week, Levi vanishes.
No more puffed up chest
No more shit talking ability.

You are an absolute fucking retard.

How am I a "fair weather fan?" I still pay attention. I still watch the games. I still ATTEND the games (when was the last time you went to a fucking Cowboys game, paco? I was at the Giants game a couple weeks back). I even went to a COWBOYS game in Texas last season - more than you can say I'm sure.

Am I REALLY supposed to "talk shit" and "puff my chest" at this point? That would make me a fucking moron. The Redskins are 3-10 and awful. I'm a "fair weather fan" cause I admit that?

And you are one to talk. Remember last season when the Redskins and Cowboys were facing off for the NFC East title last week of the season?

You REFUSED to talk shit and hedged your bet, cause you know Romo is a choke artist. And this was before a game where the Cowboys had a chance to win the fucking division, yet you "vanished" like a fart in the wind. I guess that makes you a "fair weather fan" huh?

The Cowboys suck. I say that every week yet you accuse me of "vanishing." The Redskins suck, and I've been straight up about that every single week here and you still accuse me of "vanishing." Are you blind or just retarded?

You - and the Cowboys - are a joke.

[Machado]

Levi is ignorant.
A true fair weather fan.
When his team was winning the guy lead the league in posts.
When his team began to lose and his precious QB was getting pummeled week after week, Levi vanishes.
No more puffed up chest
No more shit talking ability.

You are an absolute fucking retard.

How am I a "fair weather fan?" I still pay attention. I still watch the games. I still ATTEND the games (when was the last time you went to a fucking Cowboys game, paco? I was at the Giants game a couple weeks back). I even went to a COWBOYS game in Texas last season - more than you can say I'm sure.

Am I REALLY supposed to "talk shit" at this point? That would make me a fucking moron. The Redskins are 3-10 and awful. I'm a "fair weather fan" cause I admit that?

And you are one to talk. Remember last season when the Redskins and Cowboys were facing off for the NFC East title last week of the season?

You REFUSED to talk shit and hedged your bet, cause you know Romo is a choke artist. And this was before a game where the Cowboys had a chance to win the fucking division, yet you "vanished" like a fart in the wind. I guess that makes you a "fair weather fan" huh?

The Cowboys suck. I say that every week yet you accuse me of "vanishing."

And why should I post about the Redskins? You do it for me - you are the #1 source of all Redskins news and gossip around here.

You - and the Cowboys - are a joke.

Poor Levi-You have a lot of misdirected anger. Your anger should be directed to RGIII for ruining your season and possibly to Shanahan for not removing RGIII from the starting QB position much earlier.

Say The Cowboys suck one more time. I dare you

Levi has the ability to suck the air out of a room like nobody else.

Before the 2013 season began I wrote about the disdain in Washington and the poor relationship between RGIII and Shanahan. You refused to believe the reports, you called me a liar, told me I was full of shit.
I guess you were the last to know. DIPSHIT!!!

Please keep calling Romo a choke artist. You are very wrong about that and so is the public.
Romo's stats in the 4th quarter are among the best.
BAM!!!!

[Crazy Levi]

Romo ALWAYS has wonderful stats until it counts.

The Cowboys aren't out of it yet...I have a hunch the last week of the season will provide Romo with his annual chance to piss away the playoffs at the last possible second.

And Machado of course will be absolutely silent in the face of Eagles fans' shit-talking in the days leading up to the game, cause he's a fair-weather fan.

[Machado]

Romo ALWAYS has wonderful stats until it counts.

The Cowboys aren't out of it yet...I have a hunch the last week of the season will provide Romo with his annual chance to piss away the playoffs at the last possible second.

And Machado of course will be absolutely silent in the face of Eagles fans' shit-talking in the days leading up to the game, cause he's a fair-weather fan.

I may or may not be silent. Not sure what strategy I want to go with that weekend.

Cowboys need to win out to advance to playoffs.
That means 3 consecutive wins. Something they have not done all year.
I have all the confidence in Romo and the offense.
Can't say the same for the D or lack of D.
Jones screwed the team when he hired a 74 yr old man for the job.
Then the injuries to the D-line before the season started and injuries during the season to the D has decimated the team.
The D stats don't lie.
Terrible scheme
No pass rush
Recipe for disaster going forward.

[Crazy Levi]

You'll go with the same "strategy" you went with last year:

"Vanishing" while fans of your opponent mock you mercilessly because they know victory is assured.

Because you are a "fair weather fan."

P13 tried this bullshit last season. Why the fuck does being realistic make someone a "fair weather fan."

Does anybody seriously fucking believe I'm a "fair weather" Redskins fan?!

I'm here year in and year out, and the Redskins suck fucking ass the majority of those years. Give me a fucking break.

[UtahRatt]

Okay Utah I need you to pick one sure winner for me this week. Washington @ Atlanta, Buffalo @ Jacksonville, Greenbay @ Dallas or Arizona @ Tennessee

This could be the tie breaker since I picked Detroit to pull their heads out of their asses and beat the Ravens and had a pity pick for Denver over the Chargers.

I'm out this week. Won the football pool before the Monday Night game started but lost in the Fantasy playoffs at the end of Monday nights game. So unless I decide to fill out a parlay. I'm done. No motivation and haven't paid attention all week.
With work and holiday it's getting busy, most the teams I like are out, losing interest, don't really care....I'll probably get an itch and get interested at the last moment just in time to blow all the predictions.

Seriously, the only interest is hopping for the teams I hate to lose.

Unfortunately Dallas still has a chance, will probably come down to the last game with Philly @ Dallas which is a joke, nice scheduling should be in Philly. Denver fucking sucks and there's no one left in the AFC to root for other then KC and lesser the Bengals.

NFC - Anyone who can beat Denver.
Detroit - I'd like to see, my first pick since Seattle is....
Seattle - Sherman's making me hate the team
Saints - If not Detroit, the Saint's
Panthers - I'd support but have little faith in KamTeabow
Niners - I like and hate.
Bears - suck cock

AFC - Anyone who can beat Denver


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At this point who does everyone want in, unless your team still has a chance who else would you want in the Bowl?

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

Romo ALWAYS has wonderful stats until it counts.

The Cowboys aren't out of it yet...I have a hunch the last week of the season will provide Romo with his annual chance to piss away the playoffs at the last possible second.

And Machado of course will be absolutely silent in the face of Eagles fans' shit-talking in the days leading up to the game, cause he's a fair-weather fan.

I may or may not be silent. Not sure what strategy I want to go with that weekend.

WHO sucks the air out of a room? Your inane musings are a fucking vacuum of WTF. Levi rolls with the punches, giving or taking. You take your annual vow of silence until you're sure that your idiocy is bulletproof then come out of the woodwork and pile on like your life depends on it.

I can't WAIT to the leadup for the Philly-Dallas game. Hopefully it won't have any meaning by then so I can fling even more shit your way.

[Bludegeon]

I can't until that Philly Dallas game either. My torture will end. And, I can live almost in peace until next September... hahahahaha

[Machado]

I can't until that Philly Dallas game either. My torture will end. And, I can live almost in peace until next September... hahahahaha

I can wait.
1 game at a time
1 week at a time

Dallas defense is scary. I think it's as bad or worse than the Saints 2012
D.


Maybe the O can sustain long drives, chew up the clock in order to give the defense the least amount of time on the field.
Where is Everson Walls and Chad Henning when you need them

[Bludegeon]

I can't until that Philly Dallas game either. My torture will end. And, I can live almost in peace until next September... hahahahaha

I can wait.
1 game at a time
1 week at a time

Dallas defense is scary. I think it's as bad or worse than the Saints 2012
D.


Maybe the O can sustain long drives, chew up the clock in order to give the defense the least amount of time on the field.
Where is Everson Walls and Chad Henning when you need them

This combo of this shitty defense and shitty coaching makes me long for the days of the Campo/Zimmerman Era..

Yes, it is that bad..

This Cowboys is the worst in Cowboys history, Nuff said.

[NeverSurrender]

Anybody else worried this RG IIIrd string drama will bring p13 back here?


And now this....



http://www.uproxx.com/sports/2013/12/ch ... an-snyder/

[UtahRatt]

Greg Hardy cracks me up..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlhhx0xouPc

That's the dumbest shit on Monday Night, I fucking hate it. It truly bugs the shit outta me. I keep saying or remembering there's no way I'd do it. I'd refuse, take the fine or whatever. They couldn't talk me into it, it's lame.

So I ask, does anyone else think the Monday Night Football introductions are retarded? I prefer the spreed sheet, that's it.

Remember the XFL, they'd walk down the line handing the microphone to each player?