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Horse Called War wrote:Fuck yeah what a great game. My liver and voice are killing me.
At least I have one team to root against with passion.
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UtahRatt wrote:
Horse Called War wrote:Fuck yeah what a great game. My liver and voice are killing me.
At least I have one team to root against with passion.
I'll never understand the rooting against thing.
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I enjoy watching Harbaugh eat shit on the big stage.
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Fucking Richard "DICK" Sherman.....Just wins the game...Going to the Super Bowl.

The announcer walks up, Sherman is jumping up and down and all Richard has to say is "YEAH I TOLD HIM NOT TO TALK SHIT ON ME!!!!" "CRABTREE, I TOLD HIM, I TOLD HIM!!!'....Ok back to the studio!


Richard Sherman is the biggest selfish green thug bitch in the league. An outstanding player, but still a DICK. You're going to the superbowl and all you can think about is rubbing it into Crabtree's face? I wonder how many Personal fouls he got this year.

Fuck Seattle.

Denver vs Seattle = Old AFC West showdown. I'd rather watch the weather channel. I hate Peyton and the Donkey's but want Seattle to lose just to read Dick Shermans Tweet.
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Seattle versus Denver at the first ever Stoner Bowl!

Watching Harbaughs temper tantrums made today's game even better. I'm not going to deny he got some bad calls.
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johnk5150 wrote:I'll never understand the rooting against thing.
You don't understand rivalry?

I live in Donkey land, their fans are more annoying then a tooth ache.
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sin wrote:Seattle versus Denver at the first ever Stoner Bowl!

Watching Harbaughs temper tantrums made today's game even better. I'm not going to deny he got some bad calls.
I turned it off in the third because the officiating was so bad.
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UtahRatt wrote:Fucking Richard "DICK" Sherman.....Just wins the game...Going to the Super Bowl.

The announcer walks up, Sherman is jumping up and down and all Richard has to say is "YEAH I TOLD HIM NOT TO TALK SHIT ON ME!!!!" "CRABTREE, I TOLD HIM, I TOLD HIM!!!'....Ok back to the studio!


Richard Sherman is the biggest selfish green thug bitch in the league. An outstanding player, but still a DICK. You're going to the superbowl and all you can think about is rubbing it into Crabtree's face? I wonder how many Personal fouls he got this year.

Fuck Seattle.

Denver vs Seattle = Old AFC West showdown. I'd rather watch the weather channel. I hate Peyton and the Donkey's but want Seattle to lose just to read Dick Shermans Tweet.
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UtahRatt wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:I'll never understand the rooting against thing.
You don't understand rivalry?

I live in Donkey land, their fans are more annoying then a tooth ache.
I'm a Bears fan. We have the Packers I suppose but we don't hate each other. Your level of dislike is weird .

It seems like you just like to hate stuff.
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For Christ's sake Ratt, why are you complaining?

You wanted the XFL you got it!

Richard Sherman - he hate Crabtree!

I'm rooting for the Seahawks.
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Go Broncos.
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johnk5150 wrote:I'll never understand the rooting against thing.
You don't understand rivalry?

I live in Donkey land, their fans are more annoying then a tooth ache.
try living in the center of south PA. I live 90 minutes from Baltimore and am a Ravens fan but I'm over 3 1/2 hours from Pittsburgh and surrounded by Steelers fans who can have an 0-16 record and still only boast about their rings daily.
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Crazy Levi wrote:Richard Sherman - he hate Crabtree!
He been hatin all year! Richard has been in a pissing contest all season, first he attacked Darrelle Revis, then he cried about the Niners Refs. Sherman and DeAngelo Hall was the latest till Crabtree. Sherman can't shut the fuck up.

Dick Sherman is a dick.
Crazy Levi wrote:You wanted the XFL you got it.
I did, with the RGIII and the Skins level of performance.
johnk5150 wrote:I'm a Bears fan. We have the Packers I suppose but we don't hate each other. Your level of dislike is weird .

It seems like you just like to hate stuff.
You don't think the Bears and Packers fans hate each other?

I exaggerate but seriously, All rivals HATE each other with a passion I can't compete with.
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Ratt-

Are you saying you think your 2000 LA Extreme coulda beat the 2013 Washington Redskins?
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RockDorkette wrote:try living in the center of south PA. I live 90 minutes from Baltimore and am a Ravens fan but I'm over 3 1/2 hours from Pittsburgh and surrounded by Steelers fans who can have an 0-16 record and still only boast about their rings daily.
I feel your pain. I know Pittsburgh has some rabid fans, Dallas fanatic's use the same excuse. Past that 6" of dust there's trophy's in there!

I was shopping at Elway's lot in Denver when this fat bald headed loudmouth bought a new yellow Vette, the moron pulled out 3 Denver Bronco bumper stickers and slapped them on before leaving the lot. Everyone got a laugh, the salesman said it happens daily. That image is how I picture all Bronco fans. I have to hate them. It's like religion, I put a jhad on their team.
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Crazy Levi wrote:Ratt-

Are you saying you think your 2000 LA Extreme coulda beat the 2013 Washington Redskins?
I'm saying the 2013 Washington Redskins sucked and RGIII who was supposed to be some great QB played more like Heath Shuler.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
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TawnyVonJagger!

I love to hate you! Go Donkey's! I haven't decided who to root for yet.
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I thought what Sherman did was awesome. Scared the shit out of princess Erin Andrews too. That made it doubly awesome. Fuck her. Get her off the sports broadcast. Go back to getting naked. Sherman sealed the victory at the end, but they didn't throw his way the entire game. What he said is true. He is the best corner in the game. The fact that he went all Clubber Lang in the interview makes me like him even more. You'd rather he spout off all the same cliches? "Yeah, well, it was a team effort, blah blah blah." BORING. Give me more of how Sherman did it. Bart Scott did the same thing a few years ago, and that was awesome too. "They couldn't stop a nosebleed."

Fuck the Broncos and their Frankenstein forehead-ed QB. Go Seattle.
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I thought she handled it pretty well. I thought she had a bit of a sarcastic tone when she asked him who had been talking smack about him.
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Sherman sounded like Howard Dean.
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Crazy Levi wrote:For Christ's sake Ratt, why are you complaining?

You wanted the XFL you got it!

Richard Sherman - he hate Crabtree!
Beat me to it.

That said, they stuck a microphone in the face of one of the two biggest trash talkers in the NFL immediately after a close game against division rivals for the Superbowl, was anyone really that shocked?

And no I am not defending him, never have here or anywhere. He is a disrespect to a largely class act team and the city in general.

Somewhere Ndamukong Suh is shaking his head saying that guy is out of control!

People throw Skittles every time Lynch gets a touch down. They need to start throwing Adderall pills every time Sherman gets an interception.
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UtahRatt wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:Ratt-

Are you saying you think your 2000 LA Extreme coulda beat the 2013 Washington Redskins?
I'm saying the 2013 Washington Redskins sucked and RGIII who was supposed to be some great QB played more like Heath Shuler.
Come on now. Don't insult Shuler by putting Griffin in the same category as him. hehehehehhhahhahaha


I think my son's flag football team could've beat the 2013 Skins team.. hahahahahah
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I wonder how many days in a row I could sit and watch sports as long as I did yesterday.
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killeverything wrote:Image
It's important to note that every time someone in Seattle sees that quaint little pic, we laugh. It's like taunting us with "Lombardi was a better coach than Carroll!"

Well no shit. But here's a newsflash: This is 2014, the Seahawks are going to the Superbowl, and the Whiners are going the fuck home. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Peterbilt wrote:I thought what Sherman did was awesome. Scared the shit out of princess Erin Andrews too. That made it doubly awesome. Fuck her. Get her off the sports broadcast. Go back to getting naked.
Wait! Erin get's naked?

Fuck Sherman, he's a massive tool and not in a Randy Moss kind of way. He's a me thug playing bitch. Erin was taken all off guard, thought she was gonna go Angry Black Woman but she's too prissy and would have gave him The Hand......Back to the booth!
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I don't get why anyone thinks Sherman's interview was that outrageous -- we are so used to bland bullshit that anyone who brings any passion or personality to it is "shocking."

That said, I still think he is an arrogant asshole, not so much because of what he says, but rather because of how he behaves on the field.

As much as I would like to Seattle win the Superbowl, the Broncos looked awfully good to me. They spanked the Patriots, and although Seattle is a different caliber defense, I see Broncos have more success against that defense than Seattle will have against Denver.

Finally, as a side note, I am surprised no one is talking much about Welker's take out of Talib. That was a bullshit play.
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johnk5150 wrote:Sherman sounded like Howard Dean.
Howard Dean if he was jacked up on roids maybe.
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killeverything wrote:I turned it off in the third because the officiating was so bad.
Unbelievably ugly. Didn't the Ref's release a huge statement about officiating before the game? I heard the headline but missed the story. I guess the Ref's was shooting a Hoover commercial and planned on sucking.

I picked the Niners but wanted Seattle, Sherman's horrible sportsmanship shouldn't change a lifetime of "on the side" support for Seattle. I've lived in Seattle...Been in the Kingdome on a Monday Night rooting vs Denver "92". I've watched Curt Warner, Eugene Robinson, Largent, Zorn...But if there's one thing I can't stand it's individuals like Sherman, Moss, Owens.

The only thing worse then watching an asshole is playing against one. Guess I'm hoping Peyton lights Sherman up but Seattle still wins. I'd much rather watch a good dude like Russell Wilson get the spotlight or Lynch get talked about over some loudmouth poor sport bitch who makes one play but his actions steal the game.

I don't think Seattle can do it. It will take a Manning Choke and Lynch to finish off Denver. I'm not sure Wilson is up for the task, Lynch and the D will have to do it.

I'll take Denver -10, what's the opening odd's -7
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Holy shit.

Super Bowl point spread report – Seahawks open as favorites, but Broncos money flips line

http://linemakers.sportingnews.com/nfl/ ... odds-total
While the Seahawks opened as short favorites across Las Vegas, there was heavy early action on the Broncos, and within about 30 minutes of original numbers being posted, Denver became the favorite all over town.

“As soon as we posted it (Seattle -1.5), we immediately got Denver action, both large and small,” said South Point sports book director Bert Osborne, who moved Denver to the 1-point favorite within 18 minutes of putting the game on the board, and eventually to -2.

The line movement at other Vegas bet shops was similar.

The LVH SuperBook gave the Seahawks the most respect, opening them a 2-point favorite, but adjusted the game to a pick ‘em shortly thereafter.
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