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Denver has the 3 biggest Super Bowl halftime deficits in the history of the game.

Seattles defense is evil good.
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johnk5150 wrote:Denver has the 3 biggest Super Bowl halftime deficits in the history of the game.

Seattles defense is evil good.
It really was some awesome 1980s nostalgia. You'd think Sludgers would love it.

The biggest Super Bowl comeback is still only 10 points down - Redskins vs. Broncos and Saints vs. Colts.

When the score hit 15-0 I knew it was over, and started mocking various Broncos fans via text.

We were due for a laugher the SB has been pretty good in recent years.
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As a Bears fan I think what Seattles defense did was more impressive than what Chicago did on 1/26/86. The Bears did it to steve Grogan and Tony Eason. Seattle did it to the best offense in the history of the game. I couldn't stop watching. It was like driving by a car accident.
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johnk5150 wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:Yes. I blame Peyton for missing ten tackles on the Percy Harvin return or 4 tackles on the Kearse TD. I especially blame Peyton for the two Thomas fumbles.
What's Denver's defense have to do with it? Denver got to the SB because of Peyton and he didn't preform.


Elway took Denver to the SB on his own without weapons then won with one, TDavis. Peyton was loaded to the teeth and lost. He's always been loaded to the teeth with weapons and lost.

I know what Seattle did but tell me. Did Peyton choke? If Brady was behind center with those weapons would the game have been different?

You better believe it.
Wow. I know it's been a decade but did you forget about Rod Smith, Ed Mccafery and hall of famer Shannon Sharpe?
I hear that JohnK. UtahRatt talks like he's Howard fucking Cosell on Monday Night. Nigga accuses others of not knowing shit and "not being able to name other players" while claiming old horsemouth Elway(speaking of choking in multiple Super Bowls) got there all by his lonesome. Its blatant that Utah is tonsils deep into Tom Brady's scrotum sac to see, think or speak clearly....and from the sounds of it, was tonsils deep in Elway's back in the day.
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UtahRatt wrote:Seattle's pass rush was nothing

Are you fucking high?

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Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:Seattle's pass rush was nothing

Are you fucking high?

Seattle pass rush along with their coverage kept Manning from looking down field all night. Manning yards per attempt was 5.71. Seattles defense put the screws on Denver. The arguably best QB in the history of the game was useless against that defense.
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johnk5150 wrote:Wow. I know it's been a decade but did you forget about Rod Smith, Ed Mccafery and hall of famer Shannon Sharpe?
What the fuck? You mention those clowns without the three amigos? You have no fucking clue what you're talking about passing up that trio for a busted up Rod and Mccafery. You're googleing shit now so stop it and go find a corner to sit in. Time out.

This Denver team destroys any other WR core they've had at any time in history including a RB and TE. Name a NFL team with a deeper or better fleet of WR's, then including a TE then include a RB. How many records did this silly team break?

http://www.milehighreport.com/2013/12/3 ... on-manning

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Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:Seattle's pass rush was nothing

Are you fucking high?

Mile High, the Rush was nothing worse then anything he's faced this year. One sack and a couple knocks? Please. The Hawk fans I talked to this morning said, one thing I did disagree with...A announcer said Peyton was getting pressure and we was wondering from where!

Again, there was nothing different or special about last nights rush then anything he's faced before this season or ever. He had 5+ seconds all night.

*Edit* meant "fans", mentioned earlier I watched the game while on the phone with my Seattle family's party. Got the call this morning bright and early just to hear more fans going on and on. Text messaging blew up my phone, it's locked up, it cool but.......40+ messages of this play and that play. Seattle fanatics just set off Mt. Rainier, the City will be in the sound today. Enjoy....It's only one! :mrgreen:

johnk5150 wrote:Seattle pass rush along with their coverage kept Manning from looking down field all night. Manning yards per attempt was 5.71. Seattles defense put the screws on Denver. The arguably best QB in the history of the game was useless against that defense.
Funny shit since that's what I said, did you copy my post? All you said was the Pass RUSH now you're looking up stats? Arguably the best QB in the history of the game of what? Choking?
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Doug Williams was the first African American starting quarterback to win a Super Bowl. He was the only African American starting quarterback to win a Super Bowl until Russell Wilson's 2014 Super Bowl win with the Seattle Seahawks. Both Williams and Wilson routed Denver Broncos teams led by vaunted quarterbacks, John Elway and Peyton Manning respectively.

Denver 0, Black QB's 2

Super Bowl XXII Washington Redskins 42 vs Denver Broncos 10

Super Bowl XLVIII Seattle Seahawks 43 vs Denver Broncos 8

Hayell YA!


*EDIT*

I wanted Russel to be the MVP. The team earned it but I believe Russel deserves it. It would look even better next to Doug Williams MVP at beating Broncos in Super Bowls.
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johnk5150 wrote:The arguably best QB in the history of the game during the regular season.
FIXED YOUR POST.

No thanks needed. Just a simple STFU would be a nice jester. G!
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utahratt wrote:the Rush was nothing worse then anything he's faced this year. One sack and a couple knocks? Please.

You're either insane or nobody as bothered to tell you what a pass rush is. Have a look for yourself:


https://www.google.com/search?q=seattle ... S:official
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Rattarded is making a fool of himself.

The pick 6 he was getting manhandled in a collapsing pocket.

Another INT was a tipped pass.

The 4th down conversion that basically ended the game before halftime fell short because it was tipped.

Manning folded like a cheap tent last night because the pass rush destroyed his offense's timing.

Ratt's act is getting kind of old. He's contributed mightily to the Locker Room cause this season, but at the end of the day he's just another blowhard who will NEVER give an inch in his stated opinion even when he's obviously wrong. And the fact that he doesn't actually claim to be a fan of a single NFL team kind of gives him a teflon coating that I find uneasy.

How can you talk shit to someone who hasn't been a fan of a pro football team since the XFL folded?

I don't like it. Not one bit.
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johnk5150 wrote:Wow. I know it's been a decade but did you forget about Rod Smith, Ed Mccafery and hall of famer Shannon Sharpe?
What the fuck? You mention those clowns without the three amigos? You have no fucking clue what you're talking about passing up that trio for a busted up Rod and Mccafery. You're googleing shit now so stop it and go find a corner to sit in. Time out.
Here's your problem. You said Elway had one weapon when the Broncos won. Twice. He had Smith, Mccaffery and Sharpe. Are you saying he didn't? And why are you asking if I'm googling a known fact?
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johnk5150 wrote:Here's your problem. You said Elway had one weapon when the Broncos won. Twice. He had Smith, Mccaffery and Sharpe. Are you saying he didn't? And why are you asking if I'm googling a known fact?
You're problem is you keep talking.

Elway's knock was because he didn't win super bowls, he carried the team on his back because he never had anything that resembled a running game.

Enter Terrell Davis and he won a Super Bowl....Twice.

Derp.
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Seattle's D got that pressure with only 6 blitzes the entire game. I kept wondering why the hell Manning wasn't going deep with all the pressure Seattle was bringing. Turns out that was their normal front making Peyton's night miserable. I hate that 12th man shit and Richard Sherman (LOLankle) but Goddamn they are a good team.
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UtahRatt wrote: Elway's knock was because he didn't win super bowls, he carried the team on his back because he never had anything that resembled a running game.

Enter Terrell Davis and he won a Super Bowl....Twice.
You're .... how can I best put this. You've shown on this page alone that you're a guy who can keep track of player names, stats, etc. across the decades in a Rain-man like manner. That's not uncommon, but still commendable in my eyes because I can't. Doesn't make me less of a fan, I just don't have a statistical brain.


Unfortunately, for all your statistical knowledge, you know absolutely jack-shit about the game.
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UtahRatt wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:Wow. I know it's been a decade but did you forget about Rod Smith, Ed Mccafery and hall of famer Shannon Sharpe?
What the fuck? You mention those clowns without the three amigos? You have no fucking clue what you're talking about passing up that trio for a busted up Rod and Mccafery. You're googleing shit now so stop it and go find a corner to sit in. Time out.

This Denver team destroys any other WR core they've had at any time in history including a RB and TE. Name a NFL team with a deeper or better fleet of WR's, then including a TE then include a RB. How many records did this silly team break?

http://www.milehighreport.com/2013/12/3 ... on-manning

Did P13 hack your PC or are you really Peyton? You're wrong, Peyton choked, talk to a priest and forgive your sins for your ignorance, stupidity and small weenie.
I get it Utah......

Broncos go to the Super Bowl w/Elway and CHOKE(multiple times) = everybody's fault but Elway's

Broncos go to the Super Bowl w/Manning and CHOKE = All Manning's fault

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RattTard also played the whole "I'm not watching the SB" card because the league is too pussified for him. Then he watches the game while having his phone connected to a SB party. Such a loser that no one invites him to a SB party and he has to attend one by phone!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Crazy Levi wrote:How can you talk shit to someone who hasn't been a fan of a pro football team since the XFL folded?

I don't like it. Not one bit.
How can I talk shit? Same way you do? Is that really the question? Now you're starting to sound like Never Surrender. Everyone knows my favorite team so what do you want to know.....Hog!
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UtahRatt wrote:
You're problem is you keep talking.

You should take your own advice. You keep getting your ass handed to you on a plate and still won't shut the fuck up. Whoever pinned you as "Rain Man" in this thread was all money. Go find a tv Raymond, sit down, shut up and watch some Judge Wapner.
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UtahRatt wrote: Everyone knows my favorite team so what do you want to know.....Hog!

I don't know your favorite team but your love for Elway and Brady goes a few inches more than just balls deep.
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UtahRatt wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:Here's your problem. You said Elway had one weapon when the Broncos won. Twice. He had Smith, Mccaffery and Sharpe. Are you saying he didn't? And why are you asking if I'm googling a known fact?
You're problem is you keep talking.

Elway's knock was because he didn't win super bowls, he carried the team on his back because he never had anything that resembled a running game.

Enter Terrell Davis and he won a Super Bowl....Twice.

Derp.
Right. And exit Elway and Enter Brian Griese on the exact same team and the Broncos never sniffed the Super Bowl again.

Double derp.
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UtahRatt wrote: Now you're starting to sound like Never Surrender.
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Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:Unfortunately, for all your statistical knowledge, you know absolutely jack-shit about the game.
Seattle won that game if that's what you want to hear. Flat out destroyed Denver. The Rush wasn't the issue. The zone was, but its not like Peyton hasn't seen it because it's the most basic form of Defense and my personal favorite if you have the right personal. Seattle built the perfect zone with the perfect personal, each player on their team has to know when to leave and when to stick there zone and "check down". It's hard to do and I understand it more then you think I do. I Spent most of life in one. Well, a few hit's ago.

Example, see Nnamdi Asomugha. Pat might remember that name :lol:
One of the best man up CB's who couldn't play zone to save his life. The Eagles tried to put a player in the wrong place and failed.

I'm not taking anything away from the Hawks more then I am putting down Peyton because he flat out choked. He didn't fight back because his computer crashed and the team went down with him.

Even if Peyton played Seattle two out of three I don't think he'd get over the Hawks but it wouldn't be 43 to 8 that's for fucking sure. No one but a fanatic would dream up that and it's why Peyton isn't a Montana or Brady. Great QB without a doubt but he can glitch in the clutch. Anyone who say's different hasn't seen his history dating back to the volunteers.
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