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For you guys talking about the Jimmy/Jerry/Barry years of the Cowboys may I suggest this book.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q ... sui-XX-hwg

You don't even have to be a fan of the team I know I'm not but I am a fan of the NFL and this book delivers big time.

You'll end up feeling like you were a fly on the wall during all those years of the Cowboys it's so chock full of insider info.

Like I said if you like a good read and you're a fan of the NFL I couldn't recomend this book any more.
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eddie lee roth wrote:More proof that Richie Incognito is a idiot, police responded to a vandalism call at his house. When they got there they saw his black Ferrari's with several dents on the hood of the car and the handle of a baseball bat sticking out of the grill of the over $300g car. When they talked with Incognito he admitted it was himself who took the baseball bat to the car.
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eddie lee roth wrote:For you guys talking about the Jimmy/Jerry/Barry years of the Cowboys may I suggest this book.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q ... sui-XX-hwg

You don't even have to be a fan of the team I know I'm not but I am a fan of the NFL and this book delivers big time.

You'll end up feeling like you were a fly on the wall during all those years of the Cowboys it's so chock full of insider info.

Like I said if you like a good read and you're a fan of the NFL I couldn't recomend this book any more.


Yep.. That was a good book. A lot of inside stuff..
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Thanks for the suggestion. My local library has the book :)
I can pick that up soon.
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Incognito is a maniac.

He damaged his own vehicle. A Ferrari no less.

"Oh, that was just me venting, that was my self expression, that's a piece of art," he told Fox 10. "The happiest day of my life was when I got that car, and now the second-happiest day is going to be when I donate it to charity."

"The Ferrari is a story unto itself," Incognito said later in the interview. "The Ferrari is one entity, but I will tell you this: The Ferrari is going to be for sale through my mission, which is helping the brotherhood, whatever brotherhood it is."

Now he's seeking professional help. NO SHIT! Maybe he should have done immediately after Martin accused him of excessive harassment.
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Machado wrote:49ers don't have to pay Harbaugh anything. They can let him walk away and coach a crap team like Miami.
Or they can trade his ego to Cleveland. Which would serve Harbaugh right.
Someone mentioned the clear case of a Gm and coach who work together. If Jim can't work with the owner, the owner isn't going anywhere.

If I'm the owner and a coach wont work with me, fuck you coach. If a coach is offered a fair price and wants the moon sounds like he's not really there for the team, he's rubbing people the wrong way or the simple reason they just don't work well together. That type of friction is just as damaging as losing a good coach.
Same goes for players who asks for money during their contract, there's cap issues and a team to build, get on board or get the fuck off.
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Machado wrote:Incognito is a maniac.

He damaged his own vehicle. A Ferrari no less.

"Oh, that was just me venting, that was my self expression, that's a piece of art," he told Fox 10. "The happiest day of my life was when I got that car, and now the second-happiest day is going to be when I donate it to charity."

"The Ferrari is a story unto itself," Incognito said later in the interview. "The Ferrari is one entity, but I will tell you this: The Ferrari is going to be for sale through my mission, which is helping the brotherhood, whatever brotherhood it is."

Now he's seeking professional help. NO SHIT! Maybe he should have done immediately after Martin accused him of excessive harassment.
Fuck both of them and hopefully good riddance to both "maniacs", Martin is no fucking victim or did You pull a Palin and not read the texts between the 2 assholes? Won't be a team in the league that wants either guy.
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eddie lee roth wrote:More proof that Richie Incognito is a idiot.

Cheech and Chong, Things are Tough All Over for Richie Incognito. Car runs out of gas, he kills car.

Bitchie has a lasting case of roid rage. What his NFL status? Does he even quality to come back if a team was foolish enough to try him out?
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UtahRatt wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote:More proof that Richie Incognito is a idiot.

Cheech and Chong, Things are Tough All Over for Richie Incognito. Car runs out of gas, he kills car.

Bitchie has a lasting case of roid rage. What his NFL status? Does he even quality to come back if a team was foolish enough to try him out?
As far as I know he's been suspended by the Dolphins, NOT the NFL. Don't see why he couldn't play. Maybe I'm wrong about that though.

The Dolphins should just cut him loose and let him get on with his life. The whole thing is retarded.
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Bludegeon wrote:Both egos had a doing in the end of the Jones/Johnson era...

Both were morons.. They admit it..

After the parting. Johnson did nothing in Miami to any extent. Jerry won one more with Jimmy's team.
I agree it takes two to tango except Jones don't tango. Jones don't tango with anyone who's not a yes man. After the SB wins it's like they both was looking for pat's on the back. Jerry wanted more credit and Jones wanted celebrity status.

Both were morons.

Jerry in Miami wasn't really comparable. No magic, the fins were terrible, he didn't have a full wallet with an open store full of picks. No real change of rebuilding. Safe to say he had a lot more going for him in Dallas.
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Crazy Levi wrote:As far as I know he's been suspended by the Dolphins, NOT the NFL. Don't see why he couldn't play. Maybe I'm wrong about that though.

The Dolphins should just cut him loose and let him get on with his life. The whole thing is retarded.
Richie Incognito, there's always Philly! Jonathan Martin could go to the Browns and the Ferrari could end up with the Redskins TE Fred Davis?

Redskins tight end Fred Davis was arrested on Thursday in Tyson's Corner, Va., for driving while intoxicated. Apparently, Davis was slumped over while at a red light in his Rolls Royce Phantom when a fellow driver noticed and called 911 to report it.

The Washington Redskins tight end has been suspended indefinitely without pay for violating the NFL's substance abuse policy. The suspension begins immediately.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap200000 ... ance-abuse
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From what I understand Incognito became a free agent as soon as the season ended. I'm guessing Goodell could still punish him some more who knows. Reports are now that he's checked himself into a funny farm to work on his mental health issues.

The way I see it that car is going to make him want to kick his own ass twice, the 1st time is happening right now when he's thinking what the fuck did I do that for and the 2nd will be on down the line after his career is over and 300G's will look like the large amount of money it is and he blew it on a car he no longer can afford.
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UtahRatt wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:As far as I know he's been suspended by the Dolphins, NOT the NFL. Don't see why he couldn't play. Maybe I'm wrong about that though.

The Dolphins should just cut him loose and let him get on with his life. The whole thing is retarded.
Richie Incognito, there's always Philly! Jonathan Martin could go to the Browns and the Ferrari could end up with the Redskins TE Fred Davis?

Redskins tight end Fred Davis was arrested on Thursday in Tyson's Corner, Va., for driving while intoxicated. Apparently, Davis was slumped over while at a red light in his Rolls Royce Phantom when a fellow driver noticed and called 911 to report it.

The Washington Redskins tight end has been suspended indefinitely without pay for violating the NFL's substance abuse policy. The suspension begins immediately.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap200000 ... ance-abuse
Fred is a Redskin in name only. He was gone before this happened, now it's a fait complit.

His career is probably over, or very close to it.
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Was Tony Larussa or Carlton Fisk with him?
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Peyton Manning has been medically cleared to choke yet again in next year's playoffs.
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Crazy Levi wrote:Peyton Manning has been medically cleared to choke yet again in next year's playoffs.
God I wish the Bears had a QB as shitty as Peyton.
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Crazy Levi wrote:Peyton Manning has been medically cleared to choke yet again in next year's playoffs.
Double post.
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Crazy Levi wrote:Peyton Manning has been medically cleared to choke yet again in next year's playoffs.
God I wish the Bears had a QB as shitty as Peyton.
I vividly remember....You've being a Cutlerfuck supporter from day one. From the time he arrived from Denver. We went back and forth and you always stuck up for Cutler, making the same excuses every year. Have you finally given in? Is this where you finally admit, Cutlerfuck sucks? It was the same with Orton, no matter what I said you blew it off and gave me shit.

It would be the honorable thing to admit, I've been trying to convince you from day one and you've done nothing but call me a hater and gave me shit over and over for it so I think I deserve some credit, an apology at least.
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UtahRatt wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:Peyton Manning has been medically cleared to choke yet again in next year's playoffs.
God I wish the Bears had a QB as shitty as Peyton.
I vividly remember....You've being a Cutlerfuck supporter from day one. From the time he arrived from Denver. We went back and forth and you always stuck up for Cutler, making the same excuses every year. Have you finally given in? Is this where you finally admit, Cutlerfuck sucks? It was the same with Orton, no matter what I said you blew it off and gave me shit.

It would be the honorable thing to admit, I've been trying to convince you from day one and you've done nothing but call me a hater and gave me shit over and over for it so I think I deserve some credit, an apology at least.
Not calling Cutler good. He's still the best QB the bears have had. That's fucking sad.
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I think the proposed PAT rule should certainly be implemented.

I overheard 99% of extra points have been made since the 2012 season

And over 85% of kicks up to 40 yards were successful. These kickers need a challenge.

Nothing like that extra point being kicked from the 30 yard line instead of the 9 yard line
Goodell wants every single play to be exciting Well the most boring play in the league currently is the extra point.
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Machado wrote:I think the proposed PAT rule should certainly be implemented.

I overheard 99% of extra points have been made since the 2012 season

And over 85% of kicks up to 40 yards were successful. These kickers need a challenge.

Nothing like that extra point being kicked from the 30 yard line instead of the 9 yard line
Goodell wants every single play to be exciting Well the most boring play in the league currently is the extra point.
Frankly I don't like it. A TD is supposed to be 7 fucking points.

I don't want some amazing comeback ended because of a fucking extra point. I like it the way it is.

If you think it's that gay, just eliminate the extra point and make a TD 7 points automatically, while retaining the 2 point conversion option.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Machado wrote:I think the proposed PAT rule should certainly be implemented.

I overheard 99% of extra points have been made since the 2012 season

And over 85% of kicks up to 40 yards were successful. These kickers need a challenge.

Nothing like that extra point being kicked from the 30 yard line instead of the 9 yard line
Goodell wants every single play to be exciting Well the most boring play in the league currently is the extra point.
Frankly I don't like it. A TD is supposed to be 7 fucking points.

I don't want some amazing comeback ended because of a fucking extra point. I like it the way it is.

If you think it's that gay, just eliminate the extra point and make a TD 7 points automatically, while retaining the 2 point conversion option.
EP's have become so easy to make, it's time to make the play much more difficult.

One option is take the EP back to the 30 yard line or further.
Or give the team an option to kick that long distance EP or go for 2 points.

One or the other. Both plays are much more exciting than a 19 yard EP that is successful 99% of the time.
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Instead of kicking it from the centre all the time, it should be kicked in line with where the touchdown was scored. So if you score in the corner, you kick it from by the sideline. You can go as close or as far away as possible.
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God , why can't this fuckstick Goddell leave the game alone!
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Machado wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:
Machado wrote:I think the proposed PAT rule should certainly be implemented.

I overheard 99% of extra points have been made since the 2012 season

And over 85% of kicks up to 40 yards were successful. These kickers need a challenge.

Nothing like that extra point being kicked from the 30 yard line instead of the 9 yard line
Goodell wants every single play to be exciting Well the most boring play in the league currently is the extra point.
Frankly I don't like it. A TD is supposed to be 7 fucking points.

I don't want some amazing comeback ended because of a fucking extra point. I like it the way it is.

If you think it's that gay, just eliminate the extra point and make a TD 7 points automatically, while retaining the 2 point conversion option.
EP's have become so easy to make, it's time to make the play much more difficult.

One option is take the EP back to the 30 yard line or further.
Or give the team an option to kick that long distance EP or go for 2 points.

One or the other. Both plays are much more exciting than a 19 yard EP that is successful 99% of the time.
Machado - why did you repeat the exact same post you made on this subject previously? Did you think it would make your argument stronger to simply write it again, verbatim?

I'll try it!

Frankly I don't like it. A TD is supposed to be 7 fucking points.

I don't want some amazing comeback ended because of a fucking extra point. I like it the way it is.

If you think it's that gay, just eliminate the extra point and make a TD 7 points automatically, while retaining the 2 point conversion option.
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Machado wrote:I think the proposed PAT rule should certainly be implemented.

I overheard 99% of extra points have been made since the 2012 season

And over 85% of kicks up to 40 yards were successful. These kickers need a challenge.

Nothing like that extra point being kicked from the 30 yard line instead of the 9 yard line
Goodell wants every single play to be exciting Well the most boring play in the league currently is the extra point.
You overheard it? Was it a big fucking secret?
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Gritt wrote:
Machado wrote: I overheard 99% of extra points have been made since the 2012 season
You overheard it? Was it a big fucking secret?
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They're worried about fucking concussions and injuries but they want to change the rules to allow more kick off returns? Am I reading that right?

Fucking morons.

I've seen more concussions and injuries on kickoffs then a little accidentally gloves to the helmet. My playing days ended on a kick off. Watched life flight land on the field and fly away a dude from a return collision. Sure, I'd rather watch more kick returns but expect more stupid fucking rules to follow.

I don't like the change, that one point can mean the game, it's why there's an option for TWO. Move it back a few yards if they half too but stop buttfucking the rules every year.

Without extra points we wouldn't have the ROMOruski! Or was that a short FG? FG or extra point that shit was fucking hilarious. Romo can't even handle a placement holder job without screwing shit up when it counts.
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Bucs sign Michael Johnson. Good start, Lovie!
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johnk5150 wrote:Not calling Cutler good. He's still the best QB the bears have had. That's fucking sad.

Cutler is a shitty QB with a couple monster WR's. Without them, the Bear's don't win half their games.
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