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eddie lee roth wrote:
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And I know there's no way of proving it but when the day came with the news about Sam being cut by the Rams I told my dad if he gets picked up by another team I bet you it'll be the Cowboy's.

Fucking Jones can't get out of his own way when it comes to getting his ass on the news. I knew this was right up his alley.[/size][/b]
Of course you knew Jones would pick him up because Dallas has a HUGE NEED at the D-Line position.
C'mon man, today Dallas probably has the worst D-Line in the league. Of course they would pick up Sam to help the club.
I don't understand a page or two back I said their defense was going to suck even more than last year and you said nah you just have to bo-leave and good things will come.

Now your saying they have huge needs and need help?
The Dallas defense is very suspect. What makes matters worse is their D-Line might be the worst to begin the season.
Which is why a player like Sam was picked up and placed on the practice squad. Low risk investment right there. If Dallas did not pick him up and give the kid a look, then the personnel department would not be doing their job.
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Since opening week is here, please share how you are able to watch the
games on Sunday:

Direct TV NFL Package

Comcast Red Zone channel

Local Fox/CBS affiliates(2-3 games on Sunday only)
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Machado wrote:Since opening week is here, please share how you are able to watch the
games on Sunday:

Direct TV NFL Package

Comcast Red Zone channel

Local Fox/CBS affiliates(2-3 games on Sunday only)
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WTF wrote:
Machado wrote:Since opening week is here, please share how you are able to watch the
games on Sunday:

Direct TV NFL Package

Comcast Red Zone channel

Local Fox/CBS affiliates(2-3 games on Sunday only)
Fuck you.
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OK Machado I'll be real for you. I don't have any of the NFL packages just cable with the NFL network so I'm a victim of whatever the networks want to show.

That being said my Sunday looks good CBS and FOX both have a game at noon the CBS channel has the Chiefs/Titans game - boring but FOX has me hooked up with the Redskins/Texans game then Fox has the double header with this being OKC what else but the Cowboys/49er's.

Then the NBC sunday night game which is for everybody.

I'm really looking forward to watching the Skins and Texans play. I want to see how Clowney looks that guy is gonna be a monster and it's time for RG3 to put up or shut-up.

He's got the weapons in the run and passing game so if that fucker wants to keep acting like Vick and not even know how to protect himself somewhat when he is running then I'll label him as a bust by the end of this season and start wondering when are they gonna give the ball to Cousins.

I hope the Skins do good with either one because while my favorite team is the Steelers I think I enjoy watching Dallas suck just as much as I like following the Steelers.

Here in OKC I've grown up with a sorry-ass newspaper that when they do cover the NFL with more than game stats it's always something about Dallas and the local stations either one of them air the Cowboys game every fucking week.

I don't need nobody telling me who to cheer for and Dallas has always rubbed me the wrong way even before the clown that owns them now he just makes it that much funner to watch'em eat shit.
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Just going to find an internet stream. Not going out and I'm sure my game isn't going to be televised on the networks.
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I'm gonna be on the road in upstate NY - delivering two pinball machines tomorrow and picking one (or two) up on the way back on Sunday.

But you better believe I'm pulling the shit over at some sports bar between 1 and 4 so I can watch the Skins/Texas game. I live for this shit.
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Crazy Levi wrote:I'm gonna be on the road in upstate NY - delivering two pinball machines tomorrow and picking one (or two) up on the way back on Sunday.

But you better believe I'm pulling the shit over at some sports bar between 1 and 4 so I can watch the Skins/Texas game. I live for this shit.

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Machado wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:I'm gonna be on the road in upstate NY - delivering two pinball machines tomorrow and picking one (or two) up on the way back on Sunday.

But you better believe I'm pulling the shit over at some sports bar between 1 and 4 so I can watch the Skins/Texas game. I live for this shit.

Levi
How many quarters will it take for JJ Watt to sack RGIII?
I predict quarter #1. Hopefully JJ Watt introduces himself to RGIII all day long.
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How many quarters will it take for you to say something incredibly stupid, and then completely flip flop on it by saying the exact opposite and then acting shocked when we all call you on it?
I predict quarter #1. Hopefully stupidity will introduce itself into your posts all day long.

Also, you can't introduce yourself "all day long," you can only do that once. Do you understand now why suggesting someone will introduce himself to someone "all day long" is really, really stupid?
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Machado wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:I'm gonna be on the road in upstate NY - delivering two pinball machines tomorrow and picking one (or two) up on the way back on Sunday.

But you better believe I'm pulling the shit over at some sports bar between 1 and 4 so I can watch the Skins/Texas game. I live for this shit.

Levi
How many quarters will it take for JJ Watt to sack RGIII?
I predict quarter #1. Hopefully JJ Watt introduces himself to RGIII all day long.
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How many quarters will it take for you to say something incredibly stupid, and then completely flip flop on it by saying the exact opposite and then acting shocked when we all call you on it?
I predict quarter #1. Hopefully stupidity will introduce itself into your posts all day long.

Also, you can't introduce yourself "all day long," you can only do that once. Do you understand now why suggesting someone will introduce himself to someone "all day long" is really, really stupid?
WOW. You must be concussed because there is no other reason why you behave the way you do here.
I guess that 3-13 season and taking football up the ass in 2013 still sting.
You can blame your boy RGIII. Remember him? Supposed to be the hero in Washington. Too bad he is immature and enjoys blaming everybody else for his struggles.

When it comes to RGIII and his uneducated self, a guy like JJ Watt can and will introduce himself over and over. Maybe the world will find out on Sunday.
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eddie lee roth wrote:
WTF wrote:
Machado wrote:Since opening week is here, please share how you are able to watch the
games on Sunday:

Direct TV NFL Package

Comcast Red Zone channel

Local Fox/CBS affiliates(2-3 games on Sunday only)
Fuck you.
:lol: X2


That being said my Sunday looks good CBS and FOX both have a game at noon the CBS channel has the Chiefs/Titans game - boring
Boring? Like hell.... :wink:
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Machado wrote:Since opening week is here, please share how you are able to watch the
games on Sunday:

Direct TV NFL Package

Comcast Red Zone channel

Local Fox/CBS affiliates(2-3 games on Sunday only)
My cable provider doesn't have NFL Network but that's no biggie because CBS picked up half the season. Columbus CBS (and FOX 2x per season) tend to air the Browns over the Bengals but with the Bengals being a playoff team 3 consecutive season when both teams are on at one o'clock WBNS has been favoring the Bengals of late. No biggie, I have the Browns radio affiliate, the Browns Backers always have a meet up spot (a local pub, a BW3, a club) and my folks have the Sunday Ticket as they just cut the cord with cable and picked up Direct TV - so I have options.
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I'm about to christen the local BW3s in the suburb of Chicago I live in. The last time I went to a bar to watch a game was when I lived in Detroit 10 years ago. I got kicked out for fighting with people talking shit about the Chiefs. I have streamed the radio broadcast on KCFX for the last ten years, but I'd like to actually SEE a game once in a while. I'm not really confident about this year. 5-11. Make fun of me all you want. It's deserved. However, I will relish in seeing the Bears eat shit like they usually do. Living in this area, the media coverage is nauseating. They were 8-8 last year. They have won nothing. Jay Cutler has won nothing. Yet, to hear the talk around here, they are one of the best teams in the NFL. Fuck you. Your defense and special teams SUCK. Jay Cutler will never win a fucking thing. They keep saying, "This is the year he breaks out". They've been saying that for the last 7 years or more. He's just gonna get hurt like he always does/or throw an interception to lose the game. Fuck Jay Cutler. Fuck the Chicago Bears.
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You got into a fight defending the Chiefs? :lol:
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:You got into a fight defending the Chiefs? :lol:
Yep. I told you, laugh at me all you want. I am loyal. I have been a fan for 30 years. I've toned it down quite a bit over recent years. I just cannot tolerate the ignorant/out-of-town-stupid mentality, though. The Chiefs have had good years, they have had awesome, HOF caliber players (hoping Will Shields gets inducted next year), and a shit ton of actual HOF players. And you know what? Their Super Bowl record is exactly the same as the Bears. Sorry, I just get really tired of the Bears......

Haven't won a playoff game in 21 years, though. So, there's that.....
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Peterbilt wrote: 1) I'm about to christen the local BW3s in the suburb of Chicago I live in.
2) Living in this area, the media coverage is nauseating.
3) They were 8-8 last year. They have won nothing. Jay Cutler has won nothing.
4) Yet, to hear the talk around here, they are one of the best teams in the NFL. Fuck you. .

I completely understand what you are saying.
However, it's kind of odd to complain that you are having to watch the KC games on a computer, while living in Chicago.
You are in Chicago, who do you think they are going to cover? The Texans?
BWW is really good about putting the game you want to see on the TV , if you ask the manager.

Chicago has a deep history of being a smash mouth football town. They love their Bears.
But their fans and media have to keep positive spin on the season, just like every one else does.

Nobody wants to start the season saying "We are fucked".
Even Jag fans try to be optimistic and the TRULY suck.
Hell, Raider fans are absolutely delusional , but they still hold out hope.

Good luck with the Chiefs and I need their Def to be great this year. I have them in both of my leagues.
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Try to keep fantasy shit to fantasy threads, mate. We're here to discuss the real NFL. Thanks.

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I have Direct TV..

The NFL Package will be "on trial" for the first week. Yay..

I would never buy that shit..


Dallas games get shown almost every week here in Ventura Co. , so, no big to have any streaming site or NFL package..

The one or two they possibly don't show? Off to the bar and deal with fucktards. All good..

Nice to have the NFL back at least for that.
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After the Packers was spanked they got a clip of Dick searching out Rodgers just to ask him the all important question.

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Ho-Lee Sheet, the Browns will ALWAYS be a lousy football team.
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It's time to end this RG3 shit. Put Cousins in and leave him in.
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AliceManson wrote:Ho-Lee Sheet, the Browns will ALWAYS be a lousy football team.
Are you still watching the game? :shock:

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I thought the Brown's was going in for the TD rather then ending up with a FG but 20 unanswered so far.
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UtahRatt wrote:
AliceManson wrote:Ho-Lee Sheet, the Browns will ALWAYS be a lousy football team.
Are you still watching the game? :shock:
Yeah, but the Steelers suck ass too, this is at very best with A LOT of luck a 7-9 Steelers team. So there was no excuse to be manhandled like they were in the first half.
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AliceManson wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:
AliceManson wrote:Ho-Lee Sheet, the Browns will ALWAYS be a lousy football team.
Are you still watching the game? :shock:
Yeah, but the Steelers suck ass too, this is at very best with A LOT of luck a 7-9 Steelers team. So there was no excuse to be manhandled like they were in the first half.

Tie ball game :lol:


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Patsies raped second half against the Phins!! Tom has a sore asshole tonight.
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Well, the Chiefs look like absolute shit. At least the Bears got embarrassed, so I can take a little solace in that.
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Who the hell is Romo throwing to?
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yeahbuddy wrote:Who the hell is Romo throwing to?
He is elite!!!!! Damn it this is his year!!! There is no QB the Cowboys fans would want with the season on the line than Tony Homo.
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yeahbuddy wrote:Who the hell is Romo throwing to?
His agent?
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