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yeahbuddy wrote:Who the hell is Romo throwing to?

He is gonna get Dez injured.
He fucking sucks.
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Mongo wrote:
yeahbuddy wrote:Who the hell is Romo throwing to?

He is gonna get Dez injured.
He fucking sucks.
Was that the player that got blasted in the back after interception?

Romo is throwing into 2 most times 3 defensive players coverage.
Huh?
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yeahbuddy wrote:
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yeahbuddy wrote:Who the hell is Romo throwing to?

He is gonna get Dez injured.
He fucking sucks.
Was that the player that got blasted in the back after interception?

Romo is throwing into 2 most times 3 defensive players coverage.
Huh?

Yup. Dez Bryant one of the best receivers in FB and Romo throws high and gets him smashed.
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Laying him out or is Dez supposed to go up and get it? Kapper is doing it to Boldin and Boldin is snatching them out of the air and taking the hit. Calvin Johnson would go up and get um.


But I'm fucking with you because Romo is sucking beautifully.
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Come on Machado, where are you? You need to defend your shitshow of a team.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Come on Machado, where are you? You need to defend your shitshow of a team.
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He's busy changing his statement from how the defense didn't do their job to how the ROMO and the turn overs lost the game.

Lost the game? I mean, they got beat.
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Fred Jackson's and Steve Smith's stiff arms were the best plays of the week.

Total fuck you and you're weak ass tackle.
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johnk5150 wrote:Bears. Stink.


VIDEO: London Fletcher isn't a big fan of Jay Cutler's attitude

"You mentioned guys not running to pick him up, because the offensive line, they didn't really like Cutler. He just rubs you the wrong way."

Fletcher also discusses the Redskins-Bears game from 2010 when DeAngelo Hall picked him off four times and Cutler just kept throwing at Hall, and how that stubbornness may irritate players.

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It's gonna be a fun season. First week and already a bunch of wtf games.
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Play of the day was that Karate kick in the Steelers game.

Holy shit!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=peeqH8QaJns

That has to be a fine.
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So who had the Bills and Falcons today? Ugh.
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Mongo wrote:Play of the day was that Karate kick in the Steelers game.

Holy shit!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=peeqH8QaJns

That has to be a fine.
I see no problem with that. GAME ON! It's like he was going to jump him but the defender was the kicker and pulled up scared. Quirky play, first words was I'm sure he'll be getting a phone call from the league office looking for a fine.
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UtahRatt wrote:
Mongo wrote:Play of the day was that Karate kick in the Steelers game.

Holy shit!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=peeqH8QaJns

That has to be a fine.
I see no problem with that. GAME ON! It's like he was going to jump him but the defender was the kicker and pulled up scared. Quirky play, first words was I'm sure he'll be getting a phone call from the league office looking for a fine.

Yea looked like it went from a hurdle to a Jackie Chan.
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Gritt wrote:So who had the Bills and Falcons today? Ugh.
I had the Falcons.
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Come on, CLevi, get your ass in here and make laugh with your commentary on America's Team! :lol:


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Mongo wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:
Mongo wrote:Play of the day was that Karate kick in the Steelers game.

Holy shit!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=peeqH8QaJns

That has to be a fine.
I see no problem with that. GAME ON! It's like he was going to jump him but the defender was the kicker and pulled up scared. Quirky play, first words was I'm sure he'll be getting a phone call from the league office looking for a fine.

Yea looked like it went from a hurdle to a Jackie Chan.

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Jackie Chan........:lol:

But that's how you run someone over.
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Cowboys, Dez Bryant fail to reach contract extension.......

Bryant has insisted all offseason the contract talks weren't a distraction, but the wideout didn't want negotiations hanging over his head once games started

The 25-year-old pass-catcher will enter the final year of his rookie contract paying him $1.78 million. Bad Disk Bryant believes he is a top-five receiver and should get paid like one.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... -extension

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Report: Jim Harbaugh already losing 49ers locker room

The 49ers regular season hasn't even started and there's already locker room trouble in San Francisco. According to NFL.com, coach Jim Harbaugh is already losing the 49ers locker room.

The team has had some tense situations over the past couple seasons, but players have been willing to overlook things because the 49ers have been winning. According to NFL.com, the problem is that some players are beginning to think that things might 'spiral out of control' if the 49ers start losing.
Adding more intrigue to this thing is Jay Glazer of Fox Sports. In 2011, Glazer was one of the first to report that the 49ers were interested in Jim Harbaugh. Now Glazer believes that 2014 will be Harbaugh's last season in San Francisco.

"I'd be surprised if Jim Harbaugh is back in San Francisco next year," Glazer said on Sunday.


http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-foo ... ocker-room

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I wonder if Dez is going to have an attitude problem all year now, he sure was pulling the "dehydration" antics on the sideline and jogging some of his routes. Even the announcers were making notes.

I'm sure winning makes Jim look good even tho he makes more enemies by the minute there's only so long till it explodes. If Frisco don't win or at least make the SB I bet he's gone.
We went over this a few pages back in the off season about Jim's history and how his name is constantly being tossed around pissing someone off, mostly his bosses or team mates.
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Gritt wrote:So who had the Bills and Falcons today? Ugh.
I doubt half the Bills fans had the Bills.
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Wow..

Well, I knew I was going to feel irritated and pissed at the Cowboys and their coaching staff.

But, not this early.. LOL


Looks like it's gonna be a long year..


At least the redskins lost..
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Ex Bear Doug Buffone "I would rather spend a weekend in jail than watch that game again"
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Full Ray Rice video finally leaked. The NFL is going to have a worse PR nightmare if they don't suspend him for longer.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Come on Machado, where are you? You need to defend your shitshow of a team.
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There is no defense. Dallas failed to show up and very rarely is a team going to win when committing 4 TO's.
Romo has a lot of rust. Was trying to do to much. Hopefully this was the worst game of the season for him.

Only the 1st game. Not that big of a deal.
I know most of you are jizzing in your "jorts" over this game.
P.S. At least the Redskins lost and scored less points
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Machado wrote: P.S. At least the Redskins lost and scored less points
Oh really, that's how it is? The Redskins also gave up about 30 fewer points so that's supposed to cheer me up?

The Redskins lost. The Cowboys lost.

RG3 did the same type of shit he was doing last season that pissed everyone off (at least no interceptions) and Romo did exactly the same type of shit that has pissed everyone off his whole career (handing out INTs like candy). I don't see how a Cowboys fan couldn't be absolutely unhinged this morning, knowing that the QB is just as atrocious as advertised and won't likely be getting any better. Trust me, that feeling is starting to settle in with Skins fans.

Both of those teams look horrible so I take no consolation in the fact that Cowboys were humiliated on national TV. The Skins' time will come soon enough I'm sure.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Machado wrote: P.S. At least the Redskins lost and scored less points
Oh really, that's how it is? The Redskins also gave up about 30 fewer points so that's supposed to cheer me up?

The Redskins lost. The Cowboys lost.

RG3 did the same type of shit he was doing last season that pissed everyone off (at least no interceptions) and Romo did exactly the same type of shit that has pissed everyone off his whole career (handing out INTs like candy). I don't see how a Cowboys fan couldn't be absolutely unhinged this morning, knowing that the QB is just as atrocious as advertised and won't likely be getting any better. Trust me, that feeling is starting to settle in with Skins fans.

Both of those teams look horrible so I take no consolation in the fact that Cowboys were humiliated on national TV. The Skins' time will come soon enough I'm sure.
I look at the glass as 1/2 full. You look at the glass as 1/2 empty.
Enjoy your miserable life :D

Anyway, it was just 1 game. Romo is coming off back surgery. He hardly played in the pre-season. There was a lot of rust. He overthrew some open receivers.
Missed a wide open WR in the end zone.
Aiman pointed out how Romo missed a wide open receiver on a post.

0-1 after 1 week. It's not time to call in the #2 QB and sit Romo down.

It was refreshing to hear Aikman's comments on how poorly Romo played. I hope Jerry Jones does not ask Fox to terminate Aikman from any future Dallas broadcasts on Fox.
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Machado wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:
Machado wrote: P.S. At least the Redskins lost and scored less points
Oh really, that's how it is? The Redskins also gave up about 30 fewer points so that's supposed to cheer me up?

The Redskins lost. The Cowboys lost.

RG3 did the same type of shit he was doing last season that pissed everyone off (at least no interceptions) and Romo did exactly the same type of shit that has pissed everyone off his whole career (handing out INTs like candy). I don't see how a Cowboys fan couldn't be absolutely unhinged this morning, knowing that the QB is just as atrocious as advertised and won't likely be getting any better. Trust me, that feeling is starting to settle in with Skins fans.

Both of those teams look horrible so I take no consolation in the fact that Cowboys were humiliated on national TV. The Skins' time will come soon enough I'm sure.
I look at the glass as 1/2 full. You look at the glass as 1/2 empty.
Enjoy your miserable life :D

Anyway, it was just 1 game. Romo is coming off back surgery. He hardly played in the pre-season. There was a lot of rust. He overthrew some open receivers.
Missed a wide open WR in the end zone.
Aiman pointed out how Romo missed a wide open receiver on a post.

0-1 after 1 week. It's not time to call in the #2 QB and sit Romo down.

It was refreshing to hear Aikman's comments on how poorly Romo played. I hope Jerry Jones does not ask Fox to terminate Aikman from any future Dallas broadcasts on Fox.
Half full? Dude, the 49ers picked Dallas apart. They did it missing key players for their defense, and a depleted secondary. Your optimism is unreal, Machado.
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killeverything wrote:
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Oh really, that's how it is? The Redskins also gave up about 30 fewer points so that's supposed to cheer me up?

The Redskins lost. The Cowboys lost.

RG3 did the same type of shit he was doing last season that pissed everyone off (at least no interceptions) and Romo did exactly the same type of shit that has pissed everyone off his whole career (handing out INTs like candy). I don't see how a Cowboys fan couldn't be absolutely unhinged this morning, knowing that the QB is just as atrocious as advertised and won't likely be getting any better. Trust me, that feeling is starting to settle in with Skins fans.

Both of those teams look horrible so I take no consolation in the fact that Cowboys were humiliated on national TV. The Skins' time will come soon enough I'm sure.
I look at the glass as 1/2 full. You look at the glass as 1/2 empty.
Enjoy your miserable life :D

Anyway, it was just 1 game. Romo is coming off back surgery. He hardly played in the pre-season. There was a lot of rust. He overthrew some open receivers.
Missed a wide open WR in the end zone.
Aiman pointed out how Romo missed a wide open receiver on a post.

0-1 after 1 week. It's not time to call in the #2 QB and sit Romo down.

It was refreshing to hear Aikman's comments on how poorly Romo played. I hope Jerry Jones does not ask Fox to terminate Aikman from any future Dallas broadcasts on Fox.
Half full? Dude, the 49ers picked Dallas apart. They did it missing key players for their defense, and a depleted secondary. Your optimism is unreal, Machado.
Did the 49ers really pick apart Dallas or did Romo hand over this game on a silver star platter???

Despite the 49ers missing key players before the game and during the game, Romo was unable to capitalize.
This game was on him.
Then again the Murray fumble on the 3rd play of the game did not help either.

Is it a crime to be optimistic? Some of you here make a lot out of nothing.
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Romo sucked for sure, but I don't see them getting better. Don't they have the lowest ranked defense in NFL? That's on par for a lonnnnggggg season.
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