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UtahRatt wrote: I don't see a problem with what you said, a couple spanks with the hand but what he's doing is sick, twisted and wrong.
It isn't wrong if he has a god given talent to play football and if he plays on someone's favorite team. Football fucks people in the head, there are people still making excuses for Joe Pedoterno.
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Where's our Viking fanatic? I'm sure he'll make excuses, down play it and say it's how he was brought up and he's fine. Apart from the mental illness.

Now we know how Adrian Peterson got his nick name, he be wipping children asses All Day long.
I find it crazy Adrian has his own little Wooping Room to beat his kids. Do you wanna go to the Wooping Room? Then don't get out of line again!
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AliceManson wrote:It isn't wrong if he has a god given talent to play football and if he plays on someone's favorite team. Football fucks people in the head, there are people still making excuses for Joe Pedoterno.
You ain't shitting there, I talk about it all the time. Fanaticism is another word for insane. I can't get fanatic over anything, I grew out of it early on but just going to games and having friends who get so insane over their team blows me away.

Sports, politics, religion, music whatever you're that much into you're a blind fuck head.
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Gritt wrote:People are still defending Peterson saying it was old school. I've spanked my children but every time it's been with my bare hand on their butt. He thrashed the kid with a stick and did it all over his legs, in the nuts, etc.

And we all felt sorry for him when his other kid got killed last year. Looks like any of his kids are destined to be abused.
And punching them in the face all while acting like it's enjoyment. He has a wooping room...They're what 4 and 5 year old's and he's going Ray Rice on them. And what's this letting the 4yo walk up and scratch the 5yo's face?

I don't see a problem with what you said, a couple spanks with the hand but what he's doing is sick, twisted and wrong.
I think Peterson is a sick fuck who shouldn't have children. If Vick got a two year ban for dog fighting this shit stain should get a lifetime ban. I really mean that too.
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It's not a great time for the NFL, that's for sure. They've had it so good for so long - let's face it, they skated on that concussion shit - that it'll be interesting to see how they handle this.

AP is All Fucked. All Day. The first high-profile player fuck up since Ray Ray is gonna pay the price, hard. I don't think a season suspension is out of the question, maybe haggled down to half a season?

Vikings season just got sent to the Whooping Room.
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Everyone's been bitching about Goodell for so long, I think all this might be the thing that finally gets rid of him.
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sin wrote:Everyone's been bitching about Goodell for so long, I think all this might be the thing that finally gets rid of him.
My votes been on the Fire NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell page for a couple year now. I hope this is the end of this fucker.

Lying saying he didn't see the full Ray Rice video when all reports say both Goodell and the Ravens owner did on Aug 9th?

Rice threw and Goodell knew, out of the league for life 182.

I can't wait to see what Goodell does with the child abuser. This should be, typically fucked up.
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sin wrote:Fans Nationwide Wondering If NFL Players COULD STOP ACTING LIKE VIOLENT ASSHOLES FOR ONE GODDAMN DAY?

http://profootballmock.com/fans-nationw ... r-one-day/

I fucking love that site, spent on and off half the day reading shit.

NFL QBs on Facebook: “RESTING THE STARTERS” - had me in tears, read every line.

NFL Introduces New “Injury-Proof” Inflatable Uniforms To Keep QBs Safe - funny as fuck.

Make-A-Wish Kid Granted Request To Throw Pass For Titans, Immediately Moves To Top Of Depth Chart

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Crazy Levi wrote:
Vikings season just got sent to the Whooping Room.
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Not a good week for the league. Yet the NBA still has the bad rep.
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johnk5150 wrote:Not a good week for the league. Yet the NBA still has the bad rep.
When an NFL player goes full on meta world peace and pummels fans in the stands that might change.
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johnk5150 wrote:Not a good week for the league. Yet the NBA still has the bad rep.
The NBA's bad rep hasn't really hurt. It's light years beyond MLB and NHL. The NFL will never fall from its lofty perch. Although I think Goodell has some boneheaded ideas that could hurt it. However, I think Goodell is done.
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Saints in the 0-2 hole and lost to the fucking Browns, it's beautiful!!
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So RG3 goes out, Skins score 41 points. Thank the football gods that the Kirk Cousins era has begun. Rg3 will never start for the Skins again.
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Gritt wrote:So RG3 goes out, Skins score 41 points. Thank the football gods that the Kirk Cousins era has begun. Rg3 will never start for the Skins again.
Remains to be seen.

It is funny that every single skins fan is getting trolled on Facebook with "rg ankle!!!" When in fact most skins fans - at least a little - want to see what Kirk can do.

Rg3 was having a pretty good game. It's a shame really. Hope Desean is back.
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DeSean will be back bangin' before you know it. JACCCCPOTT BABY!!
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Gritt wrote:So RG3 goes out, Skins score 41 points. Thank the football gods that the Kirk Cousins era has begun. Rg3 will never start for the Skins again.
Remains to be seen.

It is funny that every single skins fan is getting trolled on Facebook with "rg ankle!!!" When in fact most skins fans - at least a little - want to see what Kirk can do.

Rg3 was having a pretty good game. It's a shame really. Hope Desean is back.
I was never big on RG3. I was livid when they traded so much for him. Imagine what could be with those picks plus Cousins. Makes me sick.
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johnk5150 wrote:Not a good week for the league. Yet the NBA still has the bad rep.
The NBA's bad rep hasn't really hurt. It's light years beyond MLB and NHL. The NFL will never fall from its lofty perch. Although I think Goodell has some boneheaded ideas that could hurt it. However, I think Goodell is done.
Maybe not in the US, but there is no denying the NBA had grown their game better globally.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Gritt wrote:So RG3 goes out, Skins score 41 points. Thank the football gods that the Kirk Cousins era has begun. Rg3 will never start for the Skins again.
Remains to be seen.

It is funny that every single skins fan is getting trolled on Facebook with "rg ankle!!!" When in fact most skins fans - at least a little - want to see what Kirk can do.

Rg3 was having a pretty good game. It's a shame really. Hope Desean is back.
Skins caught a break with RGIII
The busted ankle allows the best QB on the roster to actually play. RGIII era has ended in DC
He could be the next Vince Young of the league.
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Solid game by Dallas on the road.
D was tough. Made Locker look poor.
O Line opened gaping holes for Murray. Romo controlled the game with zero TO'S
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Machado wrote:Solid game by Dallas on the road.
D was tough. Made Locker look poor.
O Line opened gaping holes for Murray. Romo controlled the game with zero TO'S
And gave up 4 sacks. Win the games you should and they did.....Against a 4 to 6 win team. Jake Locker and a team with no weapons.

It was a good win for Dallas, almost needed because they can't afford losing to lesser teams if they're going to stay in the race. With Washington getting a spark beating up the lowly Jag's.....Like I said before the season, I still bet the East will come down to the last two weeks. Who wants to lose it the most.

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How Bout Dem Chargers!
How Bout Dem Falcons!
Nice win for the Panthers!
Nice win for the Cardnals! Back up QB. Not sure what happened to Palmer.....After winning 10 last year and still missing the playoffs they look good coming out of the gate this year.

Giants - How much longer does Eli Manning have?

Not worried about the Saint's or the 49ers. They'll plug the leaks and be there at the end.
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I thought Jim Schwartz came back to coach that game against the Panthers.

Arizona is the underdog team I am rooting for this year. If they only had a real QB I would be putting them in Superbowl contention.

Speaking of Quarterbacks, might as well let Bridgewater sit and learn this season. If Peterson is gonna be out for any big period of time then their season is fucked anyway.

Jay Cutler is a fly. Nobody likes him, but no matter how hard you wish he would go away he keeps hanging around and pissing people off.

Anyone want to predict who the last undefeated team standing will be?
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sin wrote:I thought Jim Schwartz came back to coach that game against the Panthers.

Arizona is the underdog team I am rooting for this year. If they only had a real QB I would be putting them in Superbowl contention.

Speaking of Quarterbacks, might as well let Bridgewater sit and learn this season. If Peterson is gonna be out for any big period of time then their season is fucked anyway.

Jay Cutler is a fly. Nobody likes him, but no matter how hard you wish he would go away he keeps hanging around and pissing people off.

Anyone want to predict who the last undefeated team standing will be?
If the Bears can win that game any team is defeat able .
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Monday will be good today.

Fuck???


Sooooooo.... Kapernick sucks right? Frisco needs to get rid of him.. After all, he must not have it anymore... He threw three INTS.. Gave up a fumble I believe?


Yep, he is done, toast.. Stick a fork in him. :wink:


Fuck,,

Soon as I heard RG3 was out, Cousins in? I knew it was a REDSKINS win. Dammit.. LOL.. Only shot of them sucking and losing was having RG3 in there.
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Panthers are 2-0 and it feels awesome! Like I said. Going to be a good year...
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sin wrote: Anyone want to predict who the last undefeated team standing will be?
Not really but I will say it won't go as long as it did last season. When did the Chiefs run end last year wasn't it 10 games or so? No way anybody is going that long this year there's been a lot of surprises this year already it seems like.
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Bludegeon wrote:Monday will be good today.

Fuck???


Sooooooo.... Kapernick sucks right? Frisco needs to get rid of him.. After all, he must not have it anymore... He threw three INTS.. Gave up a fumble I believe?


Yep, he is done, toast.. Stick a fork in him. :wink:


Fuck,,

Soon as I heard RG3 was out, Cousins in? I knew it was a REDSKINS win. Dammit.. LOL.. Only shot of them sucking and losing was having RG3 in there.
Kap might be in some trouble:
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eddie lee roth wrote:
sin wrote: Anyone want to predict who the last undefeated team standing will be?
Not really but I will say it won't go as long as it did last season. When did the Chiefs run end last year wasn't it 10 games or so? No way anybody is going that long this year there's been a lot of surprises this year already it seems like.
Think it was 9, could be wrong.
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Adrian Peterson: Looks like the child abuser gets to suit up and play this week. Talk about a bunch of shit, go Vikings, beat um purple.
Then the NFL releases a statement they're hiring women to help with the abuse problem....Give me a fucking break.

This sure brings a new meaning to the United Way and the NFL. AP's is the NFL's face of the United Way.
Remember that Peyton Manning SNL skit? An AP spoof on that would be great. Do I need to bring out the switch? Hey get back in the wooping room!

How about AP's response, I'm not a child abuser! Yeah, because it's normal for families to have wooping rooms and to hit a 4yo in the face or whip your kids nutsack with a switch and have your child scratch his brothers face.

Abuser please.........
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