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Facedown wrote:NOW is when we can start talking about the possible Patriots demise as they head into this section of the schedule:
As long as they're in a division with the Jets, Bills, & Dolphins, they'll be just fine.
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I'm just saying they could quite possibly come out of this stretch somewhere around .500. Sure, they'll still probably win the division but that ain't saying much.
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Facedown wrote:I'm just saying they could quite possibly come out of this stretch somewhere around .500. Sure, they'll still probably win the division but that ain't saying much.

It's an ugly stretch no doubt and not knowing if they're home or away but I think they're still good enough to game plan out of it along with possibly catching some of those teams on a down slide.
You could be dead on at the same time, they could get their ass kicked opening the door for everyone else.
I'd like to see the Chargers continue to win but have a feeling they'll falter in the 2nd half. I still look at the COLT'S as a team that can be beat as apposed to being a juggernaut.
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did somebody say COLT?

As in Colt McCoy, making his triumphant return to Texas this Monday night for another scintilating Cowboys/Skins showdown?

As you all have probably noticed I am completely out of fight in yet another tire-fire/over by Columbus Day abortion of a Redskins season, but what the hell, I'll talk some shit.

I still think the Cowboys suck and aren't going anywhere this season even if they manage to win the division over the Eagles. Who also aren't going anywhere.

So fuck all of you.

Go Redskins!

I'm enjoying how Jay Gruden is playin it coy over whether or not it's Colt or RG3 on Monday, as if anybody on the Cowboys gives a fuck. I'm sure the Cowboys' DC is losing plenty of sleep over this.
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Maybe they could put DeSean Jackson under center?
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UtahRatt wrote:Maybe they could put DeSean Jackson under center?
I have no complaints about mr Jackson. It's the horrid line, defense, and qb play that's been the problem.

Basically everything besides Jackson and the Punter.

Still I'll go all Machado cryptic on this bitch:

Stranger things have happened. You never know. It's always something crazy when these teams lock horns!!!!
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Bears will win this Sunday since it's an away game.

Just joking the Bears suck.
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eddie lee roth wrote:Bears will win this Sunday since it's an away game.

Just joking the Bears suck.
Looks like the Bears, are who Tom Brady thought they were.
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AliceManson wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote:Bears will win this Sunday since it's an away game.

Just joking the Bears suck.
Looks like the Bears, are who Tom Brady thought they were.
The Raiders?

Actually that was a 9-16 game.

One thing I did notice is the bears like to get away from the run.
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The Bears suck. Their coaches suck. Jay Cutler sucks.

Meanwhile, the Chiefs destroy the Rams who were fresh off their upset of the champs. Don't ask the Bears about winning at home, or was it winning on the road, or winning period?

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Looks like the Geno Smith experiment in New York is over. Holy shit...three interceptions in ten minutes!

In related news, it appears that New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan has contracted Full O'Bulla. Under NY law, his fat ass will now be quarantined for 21 days.
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Looking forward to next week. Cardinals @ Cowboys, Broncos @ Patriots, and one the Redskins stand a chance of winning at the Vikings.
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Facedown wrote:NOW is when we can start talking about the possible Patriots demise as they head into this section of the schedule:

Bears

Yikes.
Heh.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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Tonights game completely scares me..

The Redskins suck something serious this season. (Hmm, what else is new, they always suck)


But, this game has Redskins victory all over it..

Fuck, Tomorrow is gonna suck.
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Bludegeon wrote:Tonights game completely scares me..

The Redskins suck something serious this season. (Hmm, what else is new, they always suck)


But, this game has Redskins victory all over it..

Fuck, Tomorrow is gonna suck.
It's kind of weird arguing with a Cowboys fan and trying to convince them my team sucks, but dude, the Redskins' defense is absolutely appalling and their O isn't exactly reminding anybody of the 2000 Rams. The only reason you should be worried is because if the Cowboys did find a way to lose, it would be completely humiliating.

Still I don't think you have much to worry about, until the playoffs when the Cowboys will choke something awful.

So Rex Ryan - it's a given he's fired. But does he get another HC gig next season? Or is there a chance we'll see him as defensive coordinator for the Skins? That would be awesome.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
So Rex Ryan - it's a given he's fired. But does he get another HC gig next season? Or is there a chance we'll see him as defensive coordinator for the Skins? That would be awesome.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I think the NFL has finally gotten away from the "hire a veteran head coach even if his career record sucks" carousel.
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WTF wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:
So Rex Ryan - it's a given he's fired. But does he get another HC gig next season? Or is there a chance we'll see him as defensive coordinator for the Skins? That would be awesome.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I think the NFL has finally gotten away from the "hire a veteran head coach even if his career record sucks" carousel.
Ah, the Norv Turner syndrome.

I'm still not convinced somebody won't give Rex a HC shot next season but I wasn't joking, I'd put him in charge of turning an NFL defense around. Certainly he'll get a DC job quickly.
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johnk5150 wrote:
Facedown wrote:NOW is when we can start talking about the possible Patriots demise as they head into this section of the schedule:

Bears

Yikes.
Heh.
Well, I did figure they would at least go 2-4 through this stretch.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
WTF wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:
So Rex Ryan - it's a given he's fired. But does he get another HC gig next season? Or is there a chance we'll see him as defensive coordinator for the Skins? That would be awesome.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I think the NFL has finally gotten away from the "hire a veteran head coach even if his career record sucks" carousel.
Ah, the Norv Turner syndrome.

I'm still not convinced somebody won't give Rex a HC shot next season but I wasn't joking, I'd put him in charge of turning an NFL defense around. Certainly he'll get a DC job quickly.
Wouldn't you love to see him get a head coaching job with his brother at defensive coordinator on the same team?

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Crazy Levi wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:Tonights game completely scares me..

The Redskins suck something serious this season. (Hmm, what else is new, they always suck)


But, this game has Redskins victory all over it..

Fuck, Tomorrow is gonna suck.
It's kind of weird arguing with a Cowboys fan and trying to convince them my team sucks, but dude, the Redskins' defense is absolutely appalling and their O isn't exactly reminding anybody of the 2000 Rams. The only reason you should be worried is because if the Cowboys did find a way to lose, it would be completely humiliating.

Still I don't think you have much to worry about, until the playoffs when the Cowboys will choke something awful.

So Rex Ryan - it's a given he's fired. But does he get another HC gig next season? Or is there a chance we'll see him as defensive coordinator for the Skins? That would be awesome.

There is no need to convince me the Redskins suck. LOL. This is known. The Cowboys lose tonight, it will be only of the Cowboys doing. Nothing that the Redskins will do. They are horrible. But, these are the types of games that Garrett/Romo led Dallas teams FIND a way to lose.

Playoffs? Playoffs? LOL.. Naw, far from that. I am just thinking about this week and enjoying it while I can.

Fuck both Ryan brothers. Bunch of overrated blowhards.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
So Rex Ryan - it's a given he's fired. But does he get another HC gig next season? Or is there a chance we'll see him as defensive coordinator for the Skins? That would be awesome.
I think he's a lock for another HC gig somewhere as long as he's willing to wait for it and not take the first DC job he's offered. He's a character, but he can coach.
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bane wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:
So Rex Ryan - it's a given he's fired. But does he get another HC gig next season? Or is there a chance we'll see him as defensive coordinator for the Skins? That would be awesome.
I think he's a lock for another HC gig somewhere as long as he's willing to wait for it and not take the first DC job he's offered. He's a character, but he can coach.
So you think he'd have to take a year off to get an HC offer?

I could see him doing TV for a year he'd be in demand.
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Bludegeon wrote:
Fuck both Ryan brothers. Bunch of overrated blowhards.
And fuck this guy while you are at it. One of the biggest assholes ever to get a head coaching gig. All his bullshit and he never managed to win a playoff game.

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bane wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:
So Rex Ryan - it's a given he's fired. But does he get another HC gig next season? Or is there a chance we'll see him as defensive coordinator for the Skins? That would be awesome.
I think he's a lock for another HC gig somewhere as long as he's willing to wait for it and not take the first DC job he's offered. He's a character, but he can coach.
I agree. I don't care for the Ryans as a whole but one thing that might help Rex is the fact that he's been set up by the GM.

What were they 20 million under the salary cap before the season. Him and the GM aren't on the same page. When the owner fires Rex he should do the same with the GM.

I like Levi's idea of having him on TV. I'd take him over say somebody like Gruden any day.

Speaking of which could somebody explain to me how in the hell Lou Holtz still has a job speaking on camera?
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:
Fuck both Ryan brothers. Bunch of overrated blowhards.
And fuck this guy while you are at it. One of the biggest assholes ever to get a head coaching gig. All his bullshit and he never managed to win a playoff game.

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Oh, hell yes.. May that fucker burn in fucking hell. With no Ding Dongs or twinkies to supply his fatass.. That POS..
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Crazy Levi wrote:
bane wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:
So Rex Ryan - it's a given he's fired. But does he get another HC gig next season? Or is there a chance we'll see him as defensive coordinator for the Skins? That would be awesome.
I think he's a lock for another HC gig somewhere as long as he's willing to wait for it and not take the first DC job he's offered. He's a character, but he can coach.
So you think he'd have to take a year off to get an HC offer?

I could see him doing TV for a year he'd be in demand.
It's hard to predict what opportunities will be out there and whether those teams will be looking for a young unproven guy with a fresh approach or a guy with a track record like Ryan. I like the TV idea. He'd probably be great at it.
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It's been yet another humbling season.

But still. Fuck the cowboys!

FUCK THE COWBOYS!!!!

Awesome

My pinball team also won in OT tonight. Victory all around.
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Pretty much the game as I thought it would go. Dallas beats themselves.. Nothing changes with this team. Make some fucking no name below average QB a winner...

Enjoy your Superbowl win there Redskins fans.. It's the CLOSEST your team is gonna get to it..

And, no, no fucking way Dallas gets there, or even sniffs the playoffs. This defense is still suspect and all of a sudden Romo is a blind ass rook who can't read a defense to save his life.. Way to pick a perfect game to have one of your worse games ever Romo.. Stay strong douchefuck
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Bludegeon wrote:Pretty much the game as I thought it would go. Dallas beats themselves.. Nothing changes with this team. Make some fucking no name below average QB a winner...

Enjoy your Superbowl win there Redskins fans.. It's the CLOSEST your team is gonna get to it..

And, no, no fucking way Dallas gets there, or even sniffs the playoffs. This defense is still suspect and all of a sudden Romo is a blind ass rook who can't read a defense to save his life.. Way to pick a perfect game to have one of your worse games ever Romo.. Stay strong douchefuck
This is nothing new. Romo fucking sucks. How he has Cowboys Nation and Jerry Jones snowed I have no idea - they should have drafted his replacement a season or two ago.

I want to know what happened on that last fucking play. It's THREE YARDS. Skins defense hasn't been able to shut down three yards all season.

I bet it was a rollout and he could have run with it if everybody was covered. Dumfuck changed the play at the line and the Skins defense had it completely swallowed up. Who knows what that play was but whatever Romo was up to didn't pay off, as usual.
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