Do you wear pajamas with the feet attached?Machado wrote:You are the epitome of a troll. Get out of the locker room once and for all.UtahRatt wrote:Wow. The Cowgirls beat the University of Jacksonville Jaguars.
Dallas does not create the schedule.
You should know better and let's make sure we are clear here:
If Dallas would have lost the game, you would have been the 1st to criticize Dallas and make sure you went out of your way to claim Jax is not a college football team.
YOU TROLL!!!
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poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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Every week is like a write up from a teenage girl for the dallas Jr High School paper.Machado wrote:Tony Romo is healthy & the O Line made the adjustments to pick up the blitzes
and only allowed 1 sack vs Jax.
Getting a W going into the bye week is key. Especially with the Eagles coming up next.
Romo missed a sure TD to Witten in the opening quarter but Romo more than made up for
that mistake later in the game.
Jax wanted to cover Dez 1 on 1-mistake
Dez is a beast and is very difficult to tackle. Dez made big plays. Turned a 2 yard pass into
a long TD with that talent.
Dez is very difficult to tackle! Made big plays! Turned a 2 yard pass
into a long TD with THAT TALENT!
How many times did you type that out before hitting enter? If you put as much attention into the opposite sex you might have popped your cherry by now.
M13
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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He's been pretty bad, but he's also been running for his life every week. Every snap was a jailbreak last night. If this keeps up, he's gonna get Derek Carr'ed.Machado wrote:Cam Newton sucks really bad this year.
Is he trying to get benched? Does he want to be the next RGIII?
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Tenacious_Dio wrote:He's been pretty bad, but he's also been running for his life every week. Every snap was a jailbreak last night. If this keeps up, he's gonna get Derek Carr'ed.Machado wrote:Cam Newton sucks really bad this year.
Is he trying to get benched? Does he want to be the next RGIII?
Yeah, he looked terrible. WHY they kept him in after you could tell he was in pain and limping around blows my mind!!! I hope to god they can Shoula and Ron fucking Rivera!!!
FUCK!!!!
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True. The game was over. Does Cam really need snaps? NO!kylel wrote:Tenacious_Dio wrote:He's been pretty bad, but he's also been running for his life every week. Every snap was a jailbreak last night. If this keeps up, he's gonna get Derek Carr'ed.Machado wrote:Cam Newton sucks really bad this year.
Is he trying to get benched? Does he want to be the next RGIII?
Yeah, he looked terrible. WHY they kept him in after you could tell he was in pain and limping around blows my mind!!! I hope to god they can Shoula and Ron fucking Rivera!!!
FUCK!!!!
Take the guy out of the game. Protect you franchise QB.

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Keep grinding out those jokes. They are so funnyUtahRatt wrote:Every week is like a write up from a teenage girl for the dallas Jr High School paper.Machado wrote:Tony Romo is healthy & the O Line made the adjustments to pick up the blitzes
and only allowed 1 sack vs Jax.
Getting a W going into the bye week is key. Especially with the Eagles coming up next.
Romo missed a sure TD to Witten in the opening quarter but Romo more than made up for
that mistake later in the game.
Jax wanted to cover Dez 1 on 1-mistake
Dez is a beast and is very difficult to tackle. Dez made big plays. Turned a 2 yard pass into
a long TD with that talent.
Dez is very difficult to tackle! Made big plays! Turned a 2 yard pass
into a long TD with THAT TALENT!
How many times did you type that out before hitting enter? If you put as much attention into the opposite sex you might have popped your cherry by now.
M13


I'm only trying to keep the vocabulary simple for people from Utah. You morons over there are backwards and let's face it, not very smart.
So you should be thanking me for doing you a favor and keep you in the conversation.

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Pfftt.. Franchise QB is not on the Panthers Roster...Machado wrote: True. The game was over. Does Cam really need snaps? NO!
Take the guy out of the game. Protect you franchise QB.
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Brady
Luck
Rodgers
P Manning
Roethlisberger
Those are the only real franchise quarterbacks in the league.
Luck
Rodgers
P Manning
Roethlisberger
Those are the only real franchise quarterbacks in the league.
Machado owes me an apology.Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
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Bought as funny as ROMO playing holder for a botched Field Goal.Machado wrote:Keep grinding out those jokes. They are so funny![]()
And what the fuck would you know about humor, you couldn't catch a joke like Jackie Smith in Super Bowl XIII. You're the Dumbest Bitch in America.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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I'd add a few more like Brees, Rivers and a couple who's teams aren't helping much.Gritt wrote:Brady
Luck
Rodgers
P Manning
Roethlisberger
Those are the only real franchise quarterbacks in the league.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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C'mon, you are from Utah. You are on the pay no mind list. You were picked last during P.E. class because you had no physical talent.UtahRatt wrote:Bought as funny as ROMO playing holder for a botched Field Goal.Machado wrote:Keep grinding out those jokes. They are so funny![]()
And what the fuck would you know about humor, you couldn't catch a joke like Jackie Smith in Super Bowl XIII. You're the Dumbest Bitch in America.
Unless of course you count the handies you gave your classmates during lunch 5 days a week. Can you say ambidextrous?
Romo's botched field goal. Must suck that you have to turn the page X amount of years ago to "burn" Romo or Cowboys fans.
Must kill you the team is currently 7-3 & Romo had another great game in London this week


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Brees and Rivers are very good. But I think he term franchise quarterback is thrown around too liberally. But I also have a problem with a lot of the guys in the hall of fame. The hall should be for the absolute elite. Instead it's the hall of very good in some cases.UtahRatt wrote:I'd add a few more like Brees, Rivers and a couple who's teams aren't helping much.Gritt wrote:Brady
Luck
Rodgers
P Manning
Roethlisberger
Those are the only real franchise quarterbacks in the league.
Machado owes me an apology.Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
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Watching Machoado try to flame is awkward and painful. It's like having to go through puberty again.
Machado owes me an apology.Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
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It's tossed around a bit but there's isn't many to begin with. Ya, The franchise QB is the guy you build your team around and can carry a team but QB's like Rivers are still are the main factor of who the Chargers are. They still need to run the ball, give him weapons and having a good enough defense to hang around but without Rivers they're going nowhere.Gritt wrote:Brees and Rivers are very good. But I think he term franchise quarterback is thrown around too liberally. But I also have a problem with a lot of the guys in the hall of fame. The hall should be for the absolute elite. Instead it's the hall of very good in some cases.UtahRatt wrote:I'd add a few more like Brees, Rivers and a couple who's teams aren't helping much.Gritt wrote:Brady
Luck
Rodgers
P Manning
Roethlisberger
Those are the only real franchise quarterbacks in the league.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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You're dead on as usual and sure know your football! It's almost like you played before or it's just a gift you have.Machado wrote:Cam Newton sucks really bad this year.
Is he trying to get benched? Does he want to be the next RGIII?
It's Cam's fault he's been sacked 30 times. It's Cam's fault Carolina has one of the worst running games in the league. Cam's leading WR is a rookie let alone have a weapon or a core of WR's to throw too. It's Cam's fault that Awesome Panther Defense from last year is now at the bottom and has given up the most points in the NFL!
Well almost
Panthers - 281 PA
Jag's - 282 PA
And giving up the most points means all the D's gonna do is sit back, come after and toy with Cam as he throws 40 a game. So ya it's Cam's fault, he sucks, a total bust.
Panthers leading rushers:
Jonathan Stewart 292 Yards 2TD's
Can Newton 263 2TD's
Almost seems like Cam has to call all the plays, be the leading passer and rusher. But ya Machado, he's a total bust, it's all his fault the Panthers suck.
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The Philly game.....
Cam's limping into the game, injured, sacked 9 fucking times and how about that 30 yard pass that looked like a punt that he put everything he had behind it. It was painful to watch.
Someone should have been fired for not taking him out of the game.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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It's not only Cam's fault. It's the owners, but, yes..
He does suck.
Sorry.
He does suck.
Sorry.

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I'm pretty sure he's Fez from That 70's Show.Gritt wrote:Watching Machoado try to flame is awkward and painful. It's like having to go through puberty again.
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I don't know what's going on, It's like Cam just don't care anymore. He sits alone, no players talk to him on the sidelines or even help him up anymore. I think there is more to this than we know. His rookie season he was a god damn beast.. It's declined since. This year being the worst, it's like his team does not even like him or something..
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This is the kind of stuff that always happens on shitty teams. I've been watching it on the Skins for decades.kylel wrote:I don't know what's going on, It's like Cam just don't care anymore. He sits alone, no players talk to him on the sidelines or even help him up anymore. I think there is more to this than we know. His rookie season he was a god damn beast.. It's declined since. This year being the worst, it's like his team does not even like him or something..
Cam either needs a change of scenery, or change of teammates/coach.
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You have ideas of how to fix the Panthers, can you expand a little more and share how you can fix your Skins?Crazy Levi wrote:This is the kind of stuff that always happens on shitty teams. I've been watching it on the Skins for decades.kylel wrote:I don't know what's going on, It's like Cam just don't care anymore. He sits alone, no players talk to him on the sidelines or even help him up anymore. I think there is more to this than we know. His rookie season he was a god damn beast.. It's declined since. This year being the worst, it's like his team does not even like him or something..
Cam either needs a change of scenery, or change of teammates/coach.

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Machado wrote:You have ideas of how to fix the Panthers, can you expand a little more and share how you can fix your Skins?Crazy Levi wrote:This is the kind of stuff that always happens on shitty teams. I've been watching it on the Skins for decades.kylel wrote:I don't know what's going on, It's like Cam just don't care anymore. He sits alone, no players talk to him on the sidelines or even help him up anymore. I think there is more to this than we know. His rookie season he was a god damn beast.. It's declined since. This year being the worst, it's like his team does not even like him or something..
Cam either needs a change of scenery, or change of teammates/coach.
I hope Levi doesn't have any ideas to fix the skins.. I think they are perfect right where they are. hahahahahahaaha
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The Cowboys and the Skins have the same problem and both of you morons know it.
Well, at least Bludgeon does.
And I still got bragging rights on you dipshits after the Skins humiliated the Cowboys on national TV in front of 100,000 idiots.

Well, at least Bludgeon does.
And I still got bragging rights on you dipshits after the Skins humiliated the Cowboys on national TV in front of 100,000 idiots.

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Crazy Levi wrote:The Cowboys and the Skins have the same problem and both of you morons know it.
Well, at least Bludgeon does.
And I still got bragging rights on you dipshits after the Skins humiliated the Cowboys on national TV in front of 100,000 idiots.
Hhahaha..
Yeah man, you do.. Can't argue with that.. Still don't think RGIII should of started over McCoy after the Cowboys game. That was fucked up IMO. I understand it. politics and shit. But, damn.
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I never wanted RG3 to start that game and neither do any Redskins fans I know.
Still doesn't make any sense.
So anyway now at 3-6 for the 4th fucking year in a row we get Tampa Bay at home. And I'll be there!!!!
Do I dare dream of witnessing a win in person? Probably not. If they lose to the fucking Bucs you probably won't see me in the Locker Room till next August.
Still doesn't make any sense.
So anyway now at 3-6 for the 4th fucking year in a row we get Tampa Bay at home. And I'll be there!!!!
Do I dare dream of witnessing a win in person? Probably not. If they lose to the fucking Bucs you probably won't see me in the Locker Room till next August.
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For once I am cheering for the Bucs. Imagine a locker room without Levi?Crazy Levi wrote: If they lose to the fucking Bucs you probably won't see me in the Locker Room till next August.
No more talk about RGIII. No more sorry excuses about a last place team
GO BUCS GO

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I can't wait to see a guy who demands money for supposedly "free" CDs accuse me of reneging when I'm back in here 2 days later.
And since NOBODY posts about RG3 more than Machado I have no idea why my absence would suddenly help with that "problem."
By the way the Cowboys don't get to play the Jags every week. You are acting like you got this shit locked up.

And since NOBODY posts about RG3 more than Machado I have no idea why my absence would suddenly help with that "problem."
By the way the Cowboys don't get to play the Jags every week. You are acting like you got this shit locked up.

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Imagine a locker room without Machoado.Machado wrote:For once I am cheering for the Bucs. Imagine a locker room without Levi?Crazy Levi wrote: If they lose to the fucking Bucs you probably won't see me in the Locker Room till next August.
No more talk about RGIII. No more sorry excuses about a last place team
GO BUCS GO
Machado owes me an apology.Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
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Damn you are so wrong(again)Crazy Levi wrote:I can't wait to see a guy who demands money for supposedly "free" CDs accuse me of reneging when I'm back in here 2 days later.
And since NOBODY posts about RG3 more than Machado I have no idea why my absence would suddenly help with that "problem."
By the way the Cowboys don't get to play the Jags every week. You are acting like you got this shit locked up.
Did I say anything about having the season 'locked up'? Not once. But I do like having a 7-3 record at this point in the season. Are you telling me if your Skins were 7-3 right now, you would not be thrilled with that? LIAR!
I post about RGIII because he's your boy. You defended that fool when Shanahan was coach. You went out of your way to say all was well in the locker room, even thought national reports would refute your claims.
Fast forward to today and what has changed in that locker room?
Still divided and RGIII still loses a lot more games vs games won.

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Imagine if the Redskins never drafted an over hyped QB from BaylorGritt wrote:Imagine a locker room without Machoado.Machado wrote:For once I am cheering for the Bucs. Imagine a locker room without Levi?Crazy Levi wrote: If they lose to the fucking Bucs you probably won't see me in the Locker Room till next August.
No more talk about RGIII. No more sorry excuses about a last place team
GO BUCS GO

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I think there's more going on behind the scenes and I blame it all on the staff and organization. It started with calling Smith a distraction when it came to resign time.kylel wrote:I don't know what's going on, It's like Cam just don't care anymore. He sits alone, no players talk to him on the sidelines or even help him up anymore. I think there is more to this than we know. His rookie season he was a god damn beast.. It's declined since. This year being the worst, it's like his team does not even like him or something..
Cam is playing like shit because the team is shit...The O-line is patch work and I think Cam misses SMITH more then anything, leadership and ability.
Levi said it, losing does that to a team so where's the coach and staff too rally the troops? I don't see any leadership on the Panther's Offense since they've got rid of SMITH and changed the WR core. Top that off with the fact that Kam has been sacked more then anyone has sucked the life out of him. He can't trust his line and it shows.
After losing SMITH I haven't seen Kam step up but lets face it, the Panthers O-Line is a wreck, they don't have a defense, they're not running the ball and Kam don't have any weapons at WR, with all the new faces and the rookie, who's left, down hill Olsen? They're catching balls because he's throwing 40 a game.
The flip side is the Panthers just went through a brutal schedule and got beat to piss. The rest of the way will show if they have any team left in them. But face it, the team is shit compared to last year. No D!
As far as the future, it they don't get Cam help and run the ball I suspect he'll be an average CamBow.
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In other news!
Steve Smith planning a vacation with Panthers' money! The Carolina Panthers apparently are paying for Steve Smith's bye week vacation.
Carolina’s all-time leading wide receiver was interviewed Tuesday night by Jim Rome on Showtime. Asked what his response was to the Panthers saying he was a distraction, Smith said, “A $5 million cash check.’’
Smith, didn’t stop there.
“Whether I got pushed out the door or shoved out the door, they owed me $5 million,’’ he said. “So, that’s what I received and I’m here in Baltimore playing well. So I plan on taking one of those vacations from that money this weekend on our bye.”

poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.