Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retarted?
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Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retarted?
Somehow I just recently picked up on this loon. Sorta skipped his posts because they seemed like they were written by an 8 year old. Now....I am reading everything I can on here in regards to this nut.
Do you truly think he's "special needs?" Or is just socially disturbed?
Do you truly think he's "special needs?" Or is just socially disturbed?
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Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
He's just grumpy.
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Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
Not at all retarded. He has a fairly comprehensive grasp on rock music and a spookily encyclopedic knowledge of hairy-bush porn. If I had to guess, it's mild Aspergers, which would explain the very specific interests and the episodes of total lead-pipe rage.
There are tons of people here who I'm guessing would be classified as legally retarded--like an IQ of 70 or below--but not Zom. He's just a little goofy.
There are tons of people here who I'm guessing would be classified as legally retarded--like an IQ of 70 or below--but not Zom. He's just a little goofy.
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Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
He's missing BrandonWheresthestagemanager? wrote:He's just grumpy.
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Whatever the deal is, I hope no one is stupid enough to think that his red-ish hair has anything to do with it.
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Gay + aspergers + ginger = dangerous combo.
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Well, he certainly likes to remind us of that.Grendel wrote:He is probably the most heterosexual sludge poster there is.
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"retarted"?
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Yeah. I know. Irony.WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:"retarted"?
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HMZ gets a lot of shit, but he's a legend. He could deflect a lot of it if he'd learn to just let it go, but he doesn't, and like Chip said, regarding topics he's interested in, he's an encyclopedia.
This board is definitely better off with him around.
This board is definitely better off with him around.
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Grendel wrote:He is probably the most heterosexual sludge poster there is.
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That comment redeems you. Carry on with the HMZ discussion.DemonFilth2001 wrote:Yeah. I know. Irony.WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:"retarted"?
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Of course your asshole is going to be sore when you volunteer for an asspounding and not set any boundaries at all.
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I'd like to know the names on Zombie's foed list as it stands.
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That's a revolving door.....depending on who pisses him off at any given moment.MurrayFiend wrote:I'd like to know the names on Zombie's foed list as it stands.
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Hee! HMZ owned you without even posting in this thread.DemonFilth2001 wrote:Yeah. I know. Irony.WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:"retarted"?
Amazing.
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His powers are far reaching.Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:Hee! HMZ owned you without even posting in this thread.DemonFilth2001 wrote:Yeah. I know. Irony.WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:"retarted"?
Amazing.
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That comes from lots of practice...reaching far under his mattress for porn mags.LouDoo wrote:Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:
His powers are far reaching.
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Guess that's better than him caving my skull in with a lead pipe.Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:Hee! HMZ owned you without even posting in this thread.DemonFilth2001 wrote:Yeah. I know. Irony.WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:"retarted"?
Amazing.
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Lead pipes are for amateurs. HMZ is strictly a bat and three hole punch guy.
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Maybe it's just me, but I've noticed the little guy seems to have a mommy/ sexy aunt fetish with his obsession with older porn stars and his attempts to swoon them with his comments.
Doubt his mommy knows about his endless perusing of vintage porn and following old porn stars on Facebook and his comments and expertise in the subject.
I wonder what mommy is ever suspicious of the never ending loads of stiff socks and gloves in the laundry?
Doubt his mommy knows about his endless perusing of vintage porn and following old porn stars on Facebook and his comments and expertise in the subject.
I wonder what mommy is ever suspicious of the never ending loads of stiff socks and gloves in the laundry?
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"I'm just here for the irony and the dancing."
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Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
I think he's great and that he should parlay his online fame into making himself money. Start recording music and selling it online and write goofy books people can download. Everyone would buy just to listen and see what he has to say. Maybe start selling custom made and autographed three hole punches with grips for using them as a weapon...LouDoo wrote:HMZ gets a lot of shit, but he's a legend. He could deflect a lot of it if he'd learn to just let it go, but he doesn't, and like Chip said, regarding topics he's interested in, he's an encyclopedia.
This board is definitely better off with him around.
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KAOS wrote:I think he's great and that he should parlay his online fame into making himself money. Start recording music and selling it online and write goofy books people can download. Everyone would buy just to listen and see what he has to say. Maybe start selling custom made and autographed three hole punches with grips for using them as a weapon...LouDoo wrote:HMZ gets a lot of shit, but he's a legend. He could deflect a lot of it if he'd learn to just let it go, but he doesn't, and like Chip said, regarding topics he's interested in, he's an encyclopedia.
This board is definitely better off with him around.
He could have a career similar to Wesley Willis'. Except for the whole dying part.
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:The sounds of that album gives me the brutal shits.