I bet the locker room would trade Machado for P13. And we'll toss Ryan Leaf to sweeten the deal.Gritt wrote:Imagine a locker room without Machoado.Machado wrote:For once I am cheering for the Bucs. Imagine a locker room without Levi?Crazy Levi wrote: If they lose to the fucking Bucs you probably won't see me in the Locker Room till next August.
No more talk about RGIII. No more sorry excuses about a last place team
GO BUCS GO
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poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
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Jesus, he needs to let it go already.UtahRatt wrote: In other news!
Steve Smith planning a vacation with Panthers' money! The Carolina Panthers apparently are paying for Steve Smith's bye week vacation.
Carolina’s all-time leading wide receiver was interviewed Tuesday night by Jim Rome on Showtime. Asked what his response was to the Panthers saying he was a distraction, Smith said, “A $5 million cash check.’’
Smith, didn’t stop there.
“Whether I got pushed out the door or shoved out the door, they owed me $5 million,’’ he said. “So, that’s what I received and I’m here in Baltimore playing well. So I plan on taking one of those vacations from that money this weekend on our bye.”
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UtahRatt wrote:I think there's more going on behind the scenes and I blame it all on the staff and organization. It started with calling Smith a distraction when it came to resign time.kylel wrote:I don't know what's going on, It's like Cam just don't care anymore. He sits alone, no players talk to him on the sidelines or even help him up anymore. I think there is more to this than we know. His rookie season he was a god damn beast.. It's declined since. This year being the worst, it's like his team does not even like him or something..
Cam is playing like shit because the team is shit...The O-line is patch work and I think Cam misses SMITH more then anything, leadership and ability.
Levi said it, losing does that to a team so where's the coach and staff too rally the troops? I don't see any leadership on the Panther's Offense since they've got rid of SMITH and changed the WR core. Top that off with the fact that Kam has been sacked more then anyone has sucked the life out of him. He can't trust his line and it shows.
After losing SMITH I haven't seen Kam step up but lets face it, the Panthers O-Line is a wreck, they don't have a defense, they're not running the ball and Kam don't have any weapons at WR, with all the new faces and the rookie, who's left, down hill Olsen? They're catching balls because he's throwing 40 a game.
The flip side is the Panthers just went through a brutal schedule and got beat to piss. The rest of the way will show if they have any team left in them. But face it, the team is shit compared to last year. No D!
As far as the future, it they don't get Cam help and run the ball I suspect he'll be an average CamBow.
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Steve Smith planning a vacation with Panthers' money! The Carolina Panthers apparently are paying for Steve Smith's bye week vacation.
Carolina’s all-time leading wide receiver was interviewed Tuesday night by Jim Rome on Showtime. Asked what his response was to the Panthers saying he was a distraction, Smith said, “A $5 million cash check.’’
Smith, didn’t stop there.
“Whether I got pushed out the door or shoved out the door, they owed me $5 million,’’ he said. “So, that’s what I received and I’m here in Baltimore playing well. So I plan on taking one of those vacations from that money this weekend on our bye.”
EXACTLY!!!
I hated to see Smith go, he is my favorite player. That should have never happened... I see a lot of firings coming this off season.. I personally can't wait.. I know this teams schedule gets easier from here but I just don't see anything coming of it.. I really think Steve being gone, like you said, really hurt this team. No leadership..
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Adrian Peterson skips his NFL hearing......
NFL, union at odds over Peterson
Minnesota Vikings star running back Adrian Peterson refused to appear Friday at a scheduled disciplinary hearing with the NFL, a league official told ESPN.
Peterson and the NFL Players Association also refused to meet at any time in the past week.
The NFL also charged that Peterson would not give the league an alternative date for the disciplinary hearing in connection to his child-abuse case in Texas.
The scheduled hearing was a different, more significant one than the conference call set for 2 p.m. ET Monday, when Peterson's grievance relating to remaining on the commissioner's exempt list will be heard. The Friday meeting was the one that would have been for a disciplinary decision on Peterson's past and future.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11880 ... ry-hearing
I still think the pot smoking child abusing RB is going to drag out the dollars as long as possible and retire.
NFL, union at odds over Peterson
Minnesota Vikings star running back Adrian Peterson refused to appear Friday at a scheduled disciplinary hearing with the NFL, a league official told ESPN.
Peterson and the NFL Players Association also refused to meet at any time in the past week.
The NFL also charged that Peterson would not give the league an alternative date for the disciplinary hearing in connection to his child-abuse case in Texas.
The scheduled hearing was a different, more significant one than the conference call set for 2 p.m. ET Monday, when Peterson's grievance relating to remaining on the commissioner's exempt list will be heard. The Friday meeting was the one that would have been for a disciplinary decision on Peterson's past and future.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11880 ... ry-hearing
I still think the pot smoking child abusing RB is going to drag out the dollars as long as possible and retire.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
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The way the Panthers dropped SMITH was embarrassing. IMO he was arguably the best player in franchise history then they dump him in the trash and use The "distraction in the locker room" bullshit excuse for the fans. Whatever went down was internal, not locker room and it's pretty clear it came down to Smith and that GM "whats his fuck".kylel wrote:EXACTLY!!!
I hated to see Smith go, he is my favorite player. That should have never happened... I see a lot of firings coming this off season.. I personally can't wait.. I know this teams schedule gets easier from here but I just don't see anything coming of it.. I really think Steve being gone, like you said, really hurt this team. No leadership..
If Smith was a distraction look at what the GM and staff has done with the team since.
After 13 years and all his accomplishments then being dumped in the trash and sprinkled with media bashing? Fuck that, I don't think anyone would get over that in a season let alone ever. I'd be out for blood looking to play them every week. In fact I think he did say something to that effect.Tenacious_Dio wrote:Jesus, he needs to let it go already.
Besides it was the reporter who asked him the question. I'd said so long and thanks for all the fish as well.
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The Panthers paid him a shit ton of money, and stood by him even after he physically assaulted teammates (twice). A couple of times, when the Panthers were at the bottom of the standings, he asked to be traded. He gave the GM a list of teams he would go to, and they shopped him, per his request. No one bit. Not only did the Panthers pay him a lot of money to leave, he scored a pretty good contract with the Ravens. So, not only is he getting paid (by 2 teams), but he's probably in the best football situation he's been in for a long time.UtahRatt wrote:After 13 years and all his accomplishments then being dumped in the trash and sprinkled with media bashing? Fuck that, I don't think anyone would get over that in a season let alone ever. I'd be out for blood looking to play them every week. In fact I think he did say something to that effect.Tenacious_Dio wrote:Jesus, he needs to let it go already.
Besides it was the reporter who asked him the question. I'd said so long and thanks for all the fish as well.
There's a reason why he just quit Twitter. He can't shut up about it, and he realizes it.
Bottom line, he should be glad he's out. Every 5 years or so, the Panthers turn into a clusterfuck. This is that year.
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Bears fans can finally finding something to cheer about believe it or not.
Watching ESPN's pre game show this morning it was reported that the team can save 12.5 million next year by trading Cutler to a different team.
And here is where the believe it or not part of the story comes, there are a few teams who are interested.
If I worked in the Bears front office I'd be like a all the stockbrokers you always see in the movies, SELL SELL SELL.
Watching the Chiefs/Seahawks game and the Seahawks were just getting ready to kickoff after tying the game up at 7 all.
They were playing VH's Unchained and because of the wind knocking the football off the tee I could actually hear the song being played all the way up to the "you'll get some leg tonight for sure".
I'd like to see the Chiefs win the game but now it's even increased more since they've scored some style points.
Watching ESPN's pre game show this morning it was reported that the team can save 12.5 million next year by trading Cutler to a different team.
And here is where the believe it or not part of the story comes, there are a few teams who are interested.
If I worked in the Bears front office I'd be like a all the stockbrokers you always see in the movies, SELL SELL SELL.

Watching the Chiefs/Seahawks game and the Seahawks were just getting ready to kickoff after tying the game up at 7 all.
They were playing VH's Unchained and because of the wind knocking the football off the tee I could actually hear the song being played all the way up to the "you'll get some leg tonight for sure".

I'd like to see the Chiefs win the game but now it's even increased more since they've scored some style points.


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What a great, gritty win for the Chiefs. Their defense is a force to be reckoned with. Haven't allowed a rushing TD all year so far. Pete Carroll helped that out by not running Lynch down by the goal-line a couple of times. What was up with that? Whatever. Big win, Denver loses, tied for 1st in the AFC West.


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No surprise, really. Mark Sanchez is doing pretty well in Philli...well...maybe not today against GB but still a hell of a lot better than NY.eddie lee roth wrote: And here is where the believe it or not part of the story comes, there are a few teams who are interested.
Carson Palmer couldn't make it happen in Cincinnati. Put up good numbers with the Raiders but that team just sucked. He's had a great career in Arizona as well so it wouldn't be a surprise that someone grabs Cutler.
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However this game ends up in GB it's not Sanchez's fault. Our secondary is so laughably bad it's not even worth mentioning. One and done in the playoffs against a good passing team.
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I'm pretty stoked about Mallett's performance for my Texans today. The stat line looks pretty pedestrian, 20-30 for 211 but he had a bunch of drops, Andre Johnson dropped 3. He was poised, reasonably accurate, got the ball out quick and decisively, and he has a rifle for an arm. Nice to see a QB in Houston that doesn't throw like an old lady. It's been a long time. It's way early to judge, but they may have something with this guy.
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I just heard Cutler say something to the effect of, "We become a better team, they become better fans." Basically calling Chicago fans front-runners. They might be, but can this guy be any more of a dick? Him and Kyle Long have both talked shit about the fans to the media. They don't seem to understand that if you are underachieving and playing like shit, your sorry asses are gonna get booed.
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Crazy Levi wrote:If they lose to the fucking Bucs you probably won't see me in the Locker Room till next August.
Well,, LOL> Bye... Hahhahahahah
Bet Levi wishes that the sorry ass redskins played the Jags every game. Hahahhahhhahhahaa
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Or Dallas in Dallas? Gonna miss Levi, he can still stick around and make fun of a lot of teams.Bludegeon wrote:Crazy Levi wrote:If they lose to the fucking Bucs you probably won't see me in the Locker Room till next August.
Well,, LOL> Bye... Hahhahahahah
Bet Levi wishes that the sorry ass redskins played the Jags every game. Hahahhahhhahhahaa
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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Eli Manning 5INTS 1FUM
He's been shit or up and down for a few years now? Anyway, I've never heard one mention of job security.
He's been shit or up and down for a few years now? Anyway, I've never heard one mention of job security.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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Broncos 7 Rams 22 - Beat by a QB named Shaun Hill........13 years vet Shaun Hill? I thought he was blogging for some online website. Think the Broncos run too many WR screens and not enough handing the ball off?
AFC North, everyone has 6 Wins
Bengals
Steelers
Browns
Ravens
NFC South, Atlanta at 4-6 leads.......Should have said left for dead Atlanta but at 4-6 the division is left for dead.
Dallas played a great game today on their bye week, ROMO didn't fumble or choke, Murray didn't fumble.
Machado.
With Burrito in Philly and the Eagles secondary the Cowgirls look like the team to make a one and out in the playoffs. But it's the NFC West and Dallas so Philly should be able to stick around so it will come down to the last two weeks to see if Dallas chokes.
How active is Dick Sherman's Twitter?
AFC North, everyone has 6 Wins
Bengals
Steelers
Browns
Ravens
NFC South, Atlanta at 4-6 leads.......Should have said left for dead Atlanta but at 4-6 the division is left for dead.
Dallas played a great game today on their bye week, ROMO didn't fumble or choke, Murray didn't fumble.
Machado.
With Burrito in Philly and the Eagles secondary the Cowgirls look like the team to make a one and out in the playoffs. But it's the NFC West and Dallas so Philly should be able to stick around so it will come down to the last two weeks to see if Dallas chokes.
How active is Dick Sherman's Twitter?
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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But he has two rings to his brother's one.UtahRatt wrote:Eli Manning 5INTS 1FUM
He's been shit or up and down for a few years now? Anyway, I've never heard one mention of job security.

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DaveB wrote:But he has two rings to his brother's one.UtahRatt wrote:Eli Manning 5INTS 1FUM
He's been shit or up and down for a few years now? Anyway, I've never heard one mention of job security.
So does Phil Simms but I'm not going to bank on him for what he's done over the last several years.
Peyton > Eli
But it still a nice argument when it's all about the ring.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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Peterbilt wrote:What a great, gritty win for the Chiefs. Their defense is a force to be reckoned with. Haven't allowed a rushing TD all year so far. Pete Carroll helped that out by not running Lynch down by the goal-line a couple of times. What was up with that? Whatever. Big win, Denver loses, tied for 1st in the AFC West.
Great win, even a shitter loss.
Seattle - leads the league in rushing, 31st in passing and they don't pound it into the endzone? Seattle is a total mystery. I don't think it's time to panic, but look at their schedule. It looks like the Seahawks season will come down to their two games with the 49ers because they have a lot of work just to be a wild card unless Arizona can't win one or two more without Palmer. Good thing the Hawks don't have to face Palmer or Foles.
Chiefs D is playing like they did at the first of last season and they're running the ball, they have a good shot at this repeat but their passing game still sucks. From what I've seen I like that WR KC drafted last year.
Then again I felt like last year was KC's year and look how that turned out...
Chiefs 38 Colts 10 THIRD FUCKING QUARTER............
Chiefs 44 Colts 45 Final..........................
I hate the Colts but that was so ugly I still laugh.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
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Thanks for bringing that upUtahRatt wrote:Peterbilt wrote:What a great, gritty win for the Chiefs. Their defense is a force to be reckoned with. Haven't allowed a rushing TD all year so far. Pete Carroll helped that out by not running Lynch down by the goal-line a couple of times. What was up with that? Whatever. Big win, Denver loses, tied for 1st in the AFC West.
Great win, even a shitter loss.
Seattle - leads the league in rushing, 31st in passing and they don't pound it into the endzone? Seattle is a total mystery. I don't think it's time to panic, but look at their schedule. It looks like the Seahawks season will come down to their two games with the 49ers because they have a lot of work just to be a wild card unless Arizona can't win one or two more without Palmer. Good thing the Hawks don't have to face Palmer or Foles.
Chiefs D is playing like they did at the first of last season and they're running the ball, they have a good shot at this repeat but their passing game still sucks. From what I've seen I like that WR KC drafted last year.
Then again I felt like last year was KC's year and look how that turned out...
Chiefs 38 Colts 10 THIRD FUCKING QUARTER............
Chiefs 44 Colts 45 Final..........................
I hate the Colts but that was so ugly I still laugh.

BTW, the Colts are total playoff death for the Chiefs. I have suffered through many defeats at their hands. 1995, Colts came into Arrowhead led by Jim Harbaugh, and the Chiefs kicker Lin Elliott missed like 3 FGs that lost them the game. 2003, Chiefs were 13-3, 1st round bye, home field throughout. Peyton and the Colts come in, and could not be stopped. No punts in that game. And then what happened last year......
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Someone ran the schedules on another site. It is mathematically possible that 6-10 wins the NFC South.UtahRatt wrote: NFC South, Atlanta at 4-6 leads.......Should have said left for dead Atlanta but at 4-6 the division is left for dead.
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UtahRatt wrote:Or Dallas in Dallas? Gonna miss Levi, he can still stick around and make fun of a lot of teams.Bludegeon wrote:Crazy Levi wrote:If they lose to the fucking Bucs you probably won't see me in the Locker Room till next August.
Well,, LOL> Bye... Hahhahahahah
Bet Levi wishes that the sorry ass redskins played the Jags every game. Hahahhahhhahhahaa
Lol.. Yep, or Dallas in Dallas. That is all Levi can hang on too this season.
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Can anyone explain to me where the penalty is?
http://deadspin.com/emmanuel-sanders-le ... 1659404682
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ADIOS LEVI!Bludegeon wrote:Crazy Levi wrote:If they lose to the fucking Bucs you probably won't see me in the Locker Room till next August.
Well,, LOL> Bye... Hahhahahahah
Bet Levi wishes that the sorry ass redskins played the Jags every game. Hahahhahhhahhahaa
This is great. Ultimate SLUDGE right here. Who knew the MORON would have faith in his RGIII mislead Skins and jeopardize his existence here in the locker room.
Levi, in case you need some help. August 2015 comes after July 2015.
Now you can't have an excuse for returning early.

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I have decided to renege on my pledge, as if I were a man who had offered someone free CDs and then demanded money for them a minute later.
Cowboys still suck. Machado is still a retard.
That's all I got.
Cowboys still suck. Machado is still a retard.
That's all I got.
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No Sanchez shit talk? Come on Levi, I've been steeling myself all morning to come in and get my whuppin'.
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I didn't watch the game and only saw the stat-line which didn't look that bad.WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:No Sanchez shit talk? Come on Levi, I've been steeling myself all morning to come in and get my whuppin'.
It's not like anything changes with them getting blown out by GB. Eagles are still an ok team in a not so hot division (though I'm tired of people saying the NFC East is the NFL's worst when you got shit like the NFC South and whatever shitshow the Colts play in).
Could be a playoff preview for you though and it ain't so pretty.
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He was fucking awful. His stat line won me my matchup in Fantasy this week but he didn't make anyone think he is going to take the starting job next year. I didn't think they would beat Aaron Rodgers in Green Bay but I was hoping they would acquit themselves as a legitimate deep playoff team; they look like a one-and-done at this point.
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Someone really should check on p13. Rough couple of weeks for the little ass licker.
Pats beat Peyton
Bert on death's door....again
Pats beat the COLTS!!!!

Pats beat Peyton
Bert on death's door....again
Pats beat the COLTS!!!!

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Of course you are going to renege. Am not surprised one bit.Crazy Levi wrote:I have decided to renege on my pledge, as if I were a man who had offered someone free CDs and then demanded money for them a minute later.
Cowboys still suck. Machado is still a retard.
That's all I got.
You bit off more than you can chew and your big mouth can chew a lot.
Anyway, go ahead and keep making excuses or pretending to know something you know nothing about.
You are weak
You are a liar
Care to argue that amigo?
