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Fuck that, call him arrogant all you want but I'll always root for the guy who won't be a good little monkey and dance when the league and its sponsors say to do so.
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And again, Dave Zirin says it better than I can:

http://www.thenation.com/blog/196257/ma ... d-contrast
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Machado wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote:At some point in time after his NFL days are over he's gonna look back at all that money he gave up in fines and realize he acted like a fool.
Safe to say Lynch will not be a law abiding citizen post NFL career.
He is on a path to destruction. His post NFL career will expose the weaknesses in his life.
I just said he's gonna regret giving all that money away. Just because he's acting like a fool doesn't mean he's gonna turn into a prisoner.
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Don't worry eddie, no one but Machado thinks you're agreeing with him.
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Whoever makes Lynch's hat will pay the fine.
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Machado wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote:At some point in time after his NFL days are over he's gonna look back at all that money he gave up in fines and realize he acted like a fool.
Safe to say Lynch will not be a law abiding citizen post NFL career.
He is on a path to destruction. His post NFL career will expose the weaknesses in his life.
Please name one real-life (other than running someone over with a Porsche) thing the guy has done to warrant that.
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WTF wrote:
Machado wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote:At some point in time after his NFL days are over he's gonna look back at all that money he gave up in fines and realize he acted like a fool.
Safe to say Lynch will not be a law abiding citizen post NFL career.
He is on a path to destruction. His post NFL career will expose the weaknesses in his life.
Please name one real-life (other than running someone over with a Porsche) thing the guy has done to warrant that.

It's because he is Black.. Machado just doesn't wanna say it. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol:
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The Marshawn Lynch interviews are solid gold.
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Aaron Hernandez' trial has begun.

I think that fucker walks. By the time his army of lawyers are done with this shit the jury won't know which way is up.
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Crazy Levi wrote:Aaron Hernandez' trial has begun.

I think that fucker walks. By the time his army of lawyers are done with this shit the jury won't know which way is up.
I think you are right.
I hope you are wrong though. That is one man that does not need to be back on the streets.
Such a colossal waste.
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Bludegeon wrote:It's because he is Black.. Machado just doesn't wanna say it. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol:
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My final score prediction for the SB is:

Pats 23
Seattle 18


Heard a stat the other night. Every Pats Super Bowl appearance has been a game where the margin of victory was never more than 4 points.
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Machado wrote:My final score prediction for the SB is:

Pats 23
Seattle 18


Heard a stat the other night. Every Pats Super Bowl appearance has been a game where the margin of victory was never more than 4 points.
Bears and Packers won by way more than 4 points.
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AliceManson wrote:
Machado wrote:My final score prediction for the SB is:

Pats 23
Seattle 18


Heard a stat the other night. Every Pats Super Bowl appearance has been a game where the margin of victory was never more than 4 points.
Bears and Packers won by way more than 4 points.
Correction: In the Brady era, every Pats SB has been decided by 4 points or less.
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Great 2015 HOF class just announced. Fuck I feel old.
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eddie lee roth wrote:Great 2015 HOF class just announced. Fuck I feel old.
For the first time in years I'm not disappointed in the selections.
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Machado wrote:My final score prediction for the SB is:
Pats 23
Seattle 18
Please, Mr. Madden, share your infinite football wisdom with the class and let us know how you arrived at the highly unlikely score of "18."

Conversely, as there are only roughly...what, 12 or 13 ways you could possibly score 18 points, you may admit that you didn't factor actual scoring scenarios into your "prediction" and just pulled that number out of your ass.
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Both teams have been favored by a point and a half. Vegas has to be loving this Mcdonalds style
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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I'm going to go Patriots to win 24-13.
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Seattle 24-7
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The Pats don't win championships unless I'm in Aruba watching the game. (outsidetheunitedstatesgate?)
I'm not in Aruba.
That being said, the Pats HAVE to win this game.

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Patriots.......oh, wait....Falcons following in the COLTS!!! hoofsteps and being investigated for piping in crowd noise for the last 2 years.
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Biggest boneheaded coaching call in Super Bowl history
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Great fucking game. What and ending, that play call will haunt him like Jim Morrison ghost.
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Dumbest call ever. Half yard line, Lynch, a time out.

But I had the Patriots +1 and the over.
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But if they would have made that pass then everyone would have been talking about how brilliant Pete Carroll was. Nope, typing that out didn't help, it was still a stupid move.
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Richard Sherman's looking a little... Deflated.
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Second and goal on the one yard line, you have Lynch in the backfield and you throw the ball. It would have been like Phil Jackson saying, "No...we're not going to give it to Jordan for the final shot. I've got a better idea."
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