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AliceManson wrote:
Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:I'm almost angry. I can't begin to imagine how deflated Seattle is. When Seattle was at the one I bet there wasn't a fan on the planet who didn't think they had it. Biggest Super Bowl heart breaker I can recall.
Especially when you consider the exhilaration of that miraculous Kearse reception two plays before.

You cannot IMAGINE what it sounds like to hear a million fans get kicked in the balls at the same time. The entire city screamed "WHAT?" so loudly that Canada called us and requested that we shut the fuck up.

The game was ours to win. And even worse, America is tonguing Tom Brady's ballsack today...but he was three fucking feet away from being the goat.

Tom Brady didn't win that game for the Patriots. Pete Carroll and Malcom Butler did, and they should share the MVP title.
Best Super Bowl ending ever.
I can think of a couple better ones..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgQ14DqbC-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZHjeqTmd1A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sDdlJbBPLc ( :lol: )
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Facedown wrote: He did become the goat. Greatest Of All Time.
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Machado wrote:I give the NFL investigation 72 hours. If the finding are legit, the NFL should vacate the Pats win over Indy. NE has already been found guilty of cheating. So another offense should carry a very stiff penalty. Not saying the allegations are true. Just pointing out that if true the team should not be allowed to play vs Seattle.
Machado wrote:Is there a more arrogant organization in the NFL or pro sports?
*edit* here's two quotes for the evidence box.
Machado, why did you spend two weeks destroying New England to -----v
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UtahRatt wrote:Seattle Seahawks coach Pete Carroll said safeties Kam Chancellor and Earl Thomas may need medical procedures to repair their injuries, and Carroll confirmed Monday that cornerback Richard Sherman will need to undergo Tommy John surgery to repair a torn ligament in his left elbow.
Is that the reason why he called a pass play on 2nd down?
If not, then who gives a shit about their injuries.
Brady won the game!
From New England, the most arrogant organization that shouldn't be able to play in the Super Bowl to.....BRADY WON?

From talking shit to being a fan?
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UtahRatt wrote:From New England, the most arrogant organization that shouldn't be able to play in the Super Bowl to.....BRADY WON?

From talking shit to being a fan?
I've said it before, but it bears repeating: Matardo knows absolutely jack shit about how the game of football is played.

Oh, he might know there's four downs and four quarters, and there's a quarterback and some guys that catch the ball, but that's fucking IT.

Stupid, stupid fucker.
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Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:From New England, the most arrogant organization that shouldn't be able to play in the Super Bowl to.....BRADY WON?

From talking shit to being a fan?
I've said it before, but it bears repeating: Matardo knows absolutely jack shit about how the game of football is played.

Oh, he might know there's four downs and four quarters, and there's a quarterback and some guys that catch the ball, but that's fucking IT.

Stupid, stupid fucker.
Believe me when I type this.................I know plenty about the game of football.
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Machado wrote: Believe me when I type this.................I am good at repeating what I hear about football on ESPN
Oh well that settles it. Who can argue with that?
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Machado wrote:Believe me when I type this.................I know plenty about the game of football.
LMGDAO

You're too goddamn dumb to realize your avatar's been broken for months. How can you be expected to understand the intricacies of football?
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Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:
Machado wrote:Believe me when I type this.................I know plenty about the game of football.
LMGDAO

You're too goddamn dumb to realize your avatar's been broken for months. How can you be expected to understand the intricacies of football?
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not a broken avatar. why didn't Stevil tell me about this when it first happened? i wasn't upset before but i really am now :roll:
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Machado wrote:Believe me when I type this.................I know plenty about the game of football.
I find it odd because on the last page you "submitted" a post that was word for word what the announcer said then you jump on people for their opinions. Not to mention the flip flopping. You're clearly a fan but there's no need to fake it.
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Which post was that? Don't be so vague next and back up your statement
with some details
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Patriots are slapping the Seahawks in the face during the victory parade. Tell you what, Seahawks deserve every bit of this.

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/2/4 ... e-seahawks

https://twitter.com/206fts/status/56307 ... 61/photo/1
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The COLTS!!!' D'Qwell Jackson charged with assault on pizza delivery driver.
Maybe the meatballs on his pizza were deflated.
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Machado wrote:Patriots are slapping the Seahawks in the face during the victory parade. Tell you what, Seahawks deserve every bit of this.

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/2/4 ... e-seahawks

https://twitter.com/206fts/status/56307 ... 61/photo/1
Just a week ago you wanted the Patriots thrown out of the league for cheating. Now you've got Pat Patriot tattooed on your ass. Do you ever get hurt jumping from bandwagon to bandwagon?
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Browns are imploding right in front of our eyes. Last year that city was full of hope and now once again Cleveland is getting crapped on and rightfully so.
Johnny is in rehab
Josh Gordon was suspended for a year
The GM has been busted for sending electronic messages to the sidelines.
What if those texts cost the team a 1st round pick or more? HILARIOUS!!!
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I have always hated the Browns. Never like them before they moved to Baltimore and hated them even more when they came back. I grew up in the same hometown as Tim Couch and seeing the shit that he took there made me hate them even more. (Yeah, I'm a homer!) But seriously...20 starting QB's since '99? And Couch was it for six of them! Not sure why in the hell they thought Manzel was the guy but they just can not get it right!
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DaveB wrote:I have always hated the Browns. Never like them before they moved to Baltimore and hated them even more when they came back. I grew up in the same hometown as Tim Couch and seeing the shit that he took there made me hate them even more. (Yeah, I'm a homer!) But seriously...20 starting QB's since '99? And Couch was it for six of them! Not sure why in the hell they thought Manzel was the guy but they just can not get it right!
the Browns are irrelevant. they are one team that will never get it right.
wasting picks on Quarterbacks can clearly cannot play the position at a high level.
now they have upper management assuming the role of play caller. OOPS!!!
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DaveB wrote:I have always hated the Browns.
I can't remember the last time I even thought about the Browns. That has to be a harder team to root for than Chicago.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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DaveB wrote:I have always hated the Browns.
I can't remember the last time I even thought about the Browns.
Hating the Browns is like hating the Washington Generals.
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Machado wrote:Browns are imploding right in front of our eyes. Last year that city was full of hope and now once again Cleveland is getting crapped on and rightfully so.
Johnny is in rehab
Josh Gordon was suspended for a year
The GM has been busted for sending electronic messages to the sidelines.
What if those texts cost the team a 1st round pick or more? HILARIOUS!!!
Ridding the team of Gordon and Manziel may be just what the doctor ordered. This team was number one in the division before the Gordon/Manziel duo showed up.
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Can't wait for Retardo to flip flop on Manziel when he gets traded to the Cowboys, just like he did on Micheal Sam when he ended up on the Boys' practice squad.
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Crazy Levi wrote:Can't wait for Retardo to flip flop on Manziel when he gets traded to the Cowboys, just like he did on Micheal Sam when he ended up on the Boys' practice squad.
Oh geez, revisionist history at its finest over here.

All of you wack pack members need to make up your mind. 1st I'm a Cowboys fan, then I'm a Pats fan and now I'm accused of being a Manziel fan
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Machado wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:Can't wait for Retardo to flip flop on Manziel when he gets traded to the Cowboys, just like he did on Micheal Sam when he ended up on the Boys' practice squad.
Oh geez, revisionist history at its finest over here.

All of you wack pack members need to make up your mind. 1st I'm a Cowboys fan, then I'm a Pats fan and now I'm accused of being a Manziel fan
:lol: :lol: :lol:
You aren't a Manziel fan, retardo.

But you will be when he ends up on the Cowboys.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Machado wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:Can't wait for Retardo to flip flop on Manziel when he gets traded to the Cowboys, just like he did on Micheal Sam when he ended up on the Boys' practice squad.
Oh geez, revisionist history at its finest over here.

All of you wack pack members need to make up your mind. 1st I'm a Cowboys fan, then I'm a Pats fan and now I'm accused of being a Manziel fan
:lol: :lol: :lol:
You aren't a Manziel fan, retardo.

But you will be when he ends up on the Cowboys.
You're wrong. Not even close but that's ok. Keep on trollin' amigo!
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Tenacious_Dio wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:
DaveB wrote:I have always hated the Browns.
I can't remember the last time I even thought about the Browns.
Hating the Browns is like hating the Washington Generals.
Or the Cubs.
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Facedown wrote:The COLTS!!!' D'Qwell Jackson charged with assault on pizza delivery driver.
Maybe the meatballs on his pizza were deflated.
Or maybe Greg tried to charge him $60 for it..
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Luminiferous wrote:
Facedown wrote:The COLTS!!!' D'Qwell Jackson charged with assault on pizza delivery driver.
Maybe the meatballs on his pizza were deflated.
Or maybe Greg tried to charge him $60 for it..
Maybe D'Qwell didn't like the complimentary tossed salad.
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Gritt wrote:
Luminiferous wrote:
Facedown wrote:The COLTS!!!' D'Qwell Jackson charged with assault on pizza delivery driver.
Maybe the meatballs on his pizza were deflated.
Or maybe Greg tried to charge him $60 for it..
Maybe D'Qwell didn't like the complimentary tossed salad.
Duh'Qwell should be forced to exchange one games paycheck with the pizza guy for roughing the pepperoni.
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Be beating the shit outta my moms if she named me D'Qwell.
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Now I know why Rugby fans say the players are tougher than the NFL players.
The list of former NFL players who have come out as having huge vaginas keeps growing.
Charlene Haley, new Hall Of Femme inductee.
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They should at least teach defensive backs how to tackle like rugby players. The amount of shitty missed tackles in the NFL because the defensive back went high is shocking.
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