The NFL Thread

UtahRatt · Post by **UtahRatt** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:06 pm

Oakland's LAST place schedule compared to Dallas's FIRST place schedule......Manchowder, explain how this is a big deal again?

Bengals - Playoffs 10/5/1
Ravens - Playoffs 10/6
Browns - didn't make the playoffs
Bears - didn't make the playoffs
Broncos - Playoffs 12/4
Chargers - didn't make the playoffs 9/7
Jets - didn't make the playoffs
Steelers - Playoffs 10/5
Vikings - didn't make the playoffs
Lions - Playoffs 11/5
Titans - didn't make the playoffs
Chiefs - didn't make the playoffs 9/7
Broncos - Playoffs 12/4
Packers - Playoffs 12/4
Chargers - didn't make the playoffs 9/7
Chiefs - didn't make the playoffs 9/7

Oakland - They Play 7 playoff teams, almost half of their schedule is vs playoffs teams from last year. Including 4 games vs the divisions 9/7 teams. That's 11 games vs playoff teams or 9/7 teams.

Compare that to the Cowboys weak ass FIRST PLACE SCHEDULE. Where they have 3 Playoff teams and a division with no competition.

Do you get it now dumbass?

Gritt · Post by **Gritt** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:06 am

I'll answer for him: no, I don't get it.

eddie lee roth · Post by **eddie lee roth** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:17 am

Machado wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote:Roger Goodell is a lying arrogant asshole but he's nobody's fool Machado.

Ray Rice is a piece of shit and so is Greg Hardy no matter how many games they are suspended for.
Goodell is a fool. He should have lost his job for the way his mishandled
the Ray Rice case.

Well going by the logic of "it takes one to know one" I guess I could be wrong and you are right.

Crazy Levi · Post by **Crazy Levi** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:37 am

Machado wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote:Cowboy's Hardy suspended for 10 games.
Ray Rice had his suspension vacated, so I guess Hardy can be the next player to make Goodell look like a fool & have a suspension reduced or vacated.

With the Cowboys playing a FIRST PLACE SCHEDULE and no defensive end...well...it just doesn't look good.

eddie lee roth · Post by **eddie lee roth** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:32 am

I'm real worried too. Hopefully if all else fails they can count on the zebras to pull a Detroit on whoever they're playing.

I wonder if Romo gets his back fucked up again if a certain poster on here will all of a sudden go on "vacation" again?

johnk5150 · Post by **johnk5150** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:05 am

Machado wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote:Roger Goodell is a lying arrogant asshole but he's nobody's fool Machado.

Ray Rice is a piece of shit and so is Greg Hardy no matter how many games they are suspended for.
Goodell is a fool. He should have lost his job for the way his mishandled
the Ray Rice case.

What Ray Rice did is way worse than how the NFL handled it.

Bludegeon · Post by **Bludegeon** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:08 am

I still don't even know what Hardy did. lol.. Or when..

Sorry , not following football too much right now..

UtahRatt · Post by **UtahRatt** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 11:40 pm

DALLAS: On Friday, days after his suspension was revealed, Greg Hardy got into a verbal altercation with teammate Davon Coleman during Cowboys practice. The players “had to be separated by teammates,” Per the report Hardy questioned Coleman’s effort during conditioning drills. The dispute escalated when Coleman made pointed reference to Hardy's domestic violence issues, source said. "He called him a woman beater"

The Cowboys damage control is saying it's no big deal.....Of course. A woman beater just suspended then gets into an altercation in practice with his new teammates....Maybe Dallas can make a deal for Adrian Peterson or Ray Rice then shoot a bunch of United Way commercials.

Jerry Jones "If we had picked Johnny Manziel, he'd guarantee our relevance for 10 years,"

Machado · Post by **Machado** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 1:45 pm

Who gives a shit about Hardy and the altercation. Whether he was provoked or not, who
cares about this mess. Was anybody hurt? Is it rare to see fighs on the football field?
UTAH-This is not 2 hand touch football. Get a grip chico.
You are fishing for a story that is not there.

Gritt · Post by **Gritt** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 3:14 pm

Machado defending the woman beater. Just like he defended the child beater last year. I'm sensing a pattern.

Bludegeon · Post by **Bludegeon** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 7:45 pm

I am still trying understand this Hardy signing in the first place. IF it's 10 games, which, I don't think it will be... Then, it doesn't help Dallas one bit this season. If it's 4-6? Possibly a positive..

I would rather they just draft up, coach up and get players that are hungry and yes, angry.. LOL>. Not Hardy angry..

The altercation? Big deal.. But, I would say that with any altercation. I just don't care about it. I would rather that energy be saved for the season and the opposing team..

Oh wait , if Hardy ain't playing much this coming season. He needs to get his energy out somehow..

Shit, tell his beaten bitch to run away.. LOL

Crazy Levi · Post by **Crazy Levi** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 10:17 am

Machado wrote:Who gives a shit about Hardy and the altercation. Whether he was provoked or not, who
cares about this mess. Was anybody hurt? Is it rare to see fighs on the football field?
UTAH-This is not 2 hand touch football. Get a grip chico.
You are fishing for a story that is not there.

You fucking moron. Every single RUMOR about any insignificant discontent coming out of red skins training camp you breathlessly repost here as if it's the biggest deal in the world.

Cowboys sign some woman beating thug, he gets suspended for 10 games, and now he's throwing punches at Dallas training camp and you wanna pretend it's not a story.

Machado, I say this with all sincerity- with p13 gone, you are truly the most obnoxious homer here, and beyond any doubt, the most annoying dipshit in the locker room.

Everyone thinks you are a retard. You never have anything intelligent to say and you contradict your own idiocies with every post. Now go ahead and post something about rg3.

UtahRatt · Post by **UtahRatt** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:01 am

Machado wrote:Who gives a shit about Hardy and the altercation. Whether he was provoked or not, who
cares about this mess. Was anybody hurt? Is it rare to see fighs on the football field?
UTAH-This is not 2 hand touch football. Get a grip chico.
You are fishing for a story that is not there.

You really don't have a clue about football or what it's like on the field do you.
Who gives a shit? You should if you cared about your team AND had a clue.

Yes it's rare and it's not about getting hurt you IDIOT.
It's about being the NEW GUY and starting a fight by TALKING SHIT too a guy on your line. That shit don't happen. When you're traded or walk on a new team the first thing you do is bond with your line and gel not talk shit and start a fight. Hardy, who's already in trouble goes out and starts shit, talk about making enemies fast.

In practice if a fight breaks out 90% of the time it's over adrenalin and ego during Offensive vs Defense drills or position competition drills. Not some asshole like Hardy running his mouth druing conditioning, that's drills where players support and motivate you......That's just being a fucking prick, guys like Hardy are a cancer and he's sure living up to his reputation.
If you had any brain cells you'd understand that and be concerned about this douche on your team. He's a bench killer and I think it's great Dallas picked him up because you have no idea what you're in for.

Bludegeon · Post by **Bludegeon** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:08 am

Actually,

It was Coleman talkin the shit first. During some sprints or something.

Probably was some playful banter , then got serious. But, that's neither here nor there. It's still something to watch out for.

Can't wait for training camp.

Machado · Post by **Machado** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:06 am

Crazy Levi wrote:
Machado wrote:Who gives a shit about Hardy and the altercation. Whether he was provoked or not, who
cares about this mess. Was anybody hurt? Is it rare to see fighs on the football field?
UTAH-This is not 2 hand touch football. Get a grip chico.
You are fishing for a story that is not there.
You fucking moron. Every single RUMOR about any insignificant discontent coming out of red skins training camp you breathlessly repost here as if it's the biggest deal in the world.

Cowboys sign some woman beating thug, he gets suspended for 10 games, and now he's throwing punches at Dallas training camp and you wanna pretend it's not a story.

Machado, I say this with all sincerity- with p13 gone, you are truly the most obnoxious homer here, and beyond any doubt, the most annoying dipshit in the locker room.

Everyone thinks you are a retard. You never have anything intelligent to say and you contradict your own idiocies with every post. Now go ahead and post something about rg3.

RG who? That kid is irrelevant. He might as well be out of the league as far as I'm concerned. RG who is yesterday's news. Tim Tebow>RG who

Gritt · Post by **Gritt** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:19 am

Once again, Matardo has to up the ante on stupidity.

WhiteHouseSubsAC · Post by **WhiteHouseSubsAC** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:24 am

Gritt wrote:Once again, Matardo has to up the ante on stupidity.

Every time you hit submit Matardo.

Machado · Post by **Machado** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:32 am

Gritt wrote:Once again, Matardo has to up the ante on stupidity.

Whatever you say NITT-GRITT. Keep trollin around here. It is what you and your boys do best. Just don't suck each other off yet. It's only Monday. Pace yo self!
If Utah asked you to suck, you would reply "how many". You dance to the tune Utah plays. Have fun with that!

Alabama Slammer · Post by **Alabama Slammer** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:43 am

Machado wrote:
Gritt wrote:Once again, Matardo has to up the ante on stupidity.
Whatever you say NITT-GRITT. Keep trollin around here. It is what you and your boys do best. Just don't suck each other off yet. It's only Monday. Pace yo self!
If Utah asked you to suck, you would reply "how many". You dance to the tune Utah plays. Have fun with that!

Hey Machado... a few questions for you.

Do you think you're funny? Do you think you have good "flames"? Do you think "Nitt Gritt" is a good insult? Do you think "JERK" and "GOON" really sting when you type them in all caps?

I'm not trying to pick on you or start any shit here man. I seriously and legitimately want to know if you think you're coming across as a bad ass with some of these things.

While we're at it, what is your deal with using gay sex as an insult? Do you understand that there's nothing wrong with someone because they're gay? Do you understand that it's not a choice, that a gay man didn't wake up one morning and say "screw it, I think I'm gonna suck some dick today"? Do you think being gay makes someone less of a man, and if so, are you implying that you're more of a man than say, Michael Sam... that you could take Michael Sam in a fight because he's gay?

These are real questions Machado. I really want to know the answers. Feel free to provide as much detail as you deem necessary to make your point.

Crazy Levi · Post by **Crazy Levi** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:50 am

Machado wrote:
RG who? That kid is irrelevant. He might as well be out of the league as far as I'm concerned. RG who is yesterday's news. Tim Tebow>RG who

Oh really? So you won't be posting several RG3 news articles a week like you did last season?

Well, I guess I better bookmark the Washington Post sports section so I can keep up to date. Thanks for making my life harder YOU JERK!

Machado · Post by **Machado** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:51 am

Alabama Slammer wrote:
Machado wrote:
Gritt wrote:Once again, Matardo has to up the ante on stupidity.
Whatever you say NITT-GRITT. Keep trollin around here. It is what you and your boys do best. Just don't suck each other off yet. It's only Monday. Pace yo self!
If Utah asked you to suck, you would reply "how many". You dance to the tune Utah plays. Have fun with that!

Hey Machado... a few questions for you.

Do you think you're funny? Do you think you have good "flames"? Do you think "Nitt Gritt" is a good insult? Do you think "JERK" and "GOON" really sting when you type them in all caps?

I'm not trying to pick on you or start any shit here man. I seriously and legitimately want to know if you think you're coming across as a bad ass with some of these things.

While we're at it, what is your deal with using gay sex as an insult? Do you understand that there's nothing wrong with someone because they're gay? Do you understand that it's not a choice, that a gay man didn't wake up one morning and say "screw it, I think I'm gonna suck some dick today"? Do you think being gay makes someone less of a man, and if so, are you implying that you're more of a man than say, Michael Sam... that you could take Michael Sam in a fight because he's gay?

These are real questions Machado. I really want to know the answers. Feel free to provide as much detail as you deem necessary to make your point.

Oh no, some deep south logic up in here. Better watch out now. The deep south has invaded the locker room. Roll Tide,

Nobody comes off as a bad ass on an online forum. If someone wants to describe another person as a bad ass online, then both of them are plain stupid. I'm sure you can agree with that.
Is it a feather in someone's cap to be called a badass online? What does that even mean? Nothing at all IMO.
Nothing wrong with being homosexual. Did I say there was something wrong with it? You are digging far too deep here Slammer. This a message board. Where any and all insults are typed as a form of entertainment. Others might mean 100% of what they are, others might type those words because they are playing a character online and others might seriously believe every single word/insult they type. Don't look at me for answers. There are many other "guilty parties" here who these questions should be directed to. Believe me, they are very easy to find.

Machado · Post by **Machado** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:54 am

Crazy Levi wrote:
Machado wrote:
RG who? That kid is irrelevant. He might as well be out of the league as far as I'm concerned. RG who is yesterday's news. Tim Tebow>RG who

Oh really? So you won't be posting several RG3 news articles a week like you did last season?

Well, I guess I better bookmark the Washington Post sports section so I can keep up to date. Thanks for making my life harder YOU JERK!

To be honest I hope there are more and more RG who stories making this news this off-season and in summer camp. When the media reports that RG who is unable to master the dropback, as a QB, well that is hitting rock bottom.
Not my fault your team is in totaly disarray. You should be used to that situation by now. You might want to poke fun at Dallas, but they did win the NFC East in 2014. So show some respect.
OK I'll write someone else. Skins have enjoyed losing seasons
5 out of the last 6. In the previous 2 seasons the team has won a total of 7 games. ENJOY!!!

Gritt · Post by **Gritt** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:02 am

Way to type a novel and not come close to answering one of Alabama Slammer's questions.

Every time you hit submit...

Alabama Slammer · Post by **Alabama Slammer** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:14 am

Gritt wrote:Way to type a novel and not come close to answering one of Alabama Slammer's questions.

Every time you hit submit...

No shit.

Okay Machado, let's make it easy for you. One question. Just answer the question honestly.

Do you think that a homosexual male is "less of a man" than a heterosexual male?

Crazy Levi · Post by **Crazy Levi** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:27 am

Come on I doubt Machado has anything against gays. We all know Mexicans turn gay after about two cervesas...Machado has doubtlessly sampled the love that we dare not speak of on numerous occasions.

He's just a witless imbecile who genuinely thinks that accusing two people who have probably never even been in the same state of gay sex is some kind of a hilarious flame. This is a guy who thinks NITT GRITT is funny.

Alabama Slammer · Post by **Alabama Slammer** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:32 am

NITT GRITT was going to be my second question. I've seen some horrible, I mean absolutely pathetic attempts at flames here, and that is without a doubt the worst of them all.

Gritt · Post by **Gritt** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:54 am

Yeah ok Alabama JAMMER.

NERD!

Alabama Slammer · Post by **Alabama Slammer** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:04 pm

That stung man.

Especially since you capitalized every letter.

Gritt · Post by **Gritt** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:06 pm

You only post when your gay man friend LAZY Levi tells you to.

OWNED.

Machado · Post by **Machado** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:08 pm

Alabama Slammer wrote:NITT GRITT was going to be my second question. I've seen some horrible, I mean absolutely pathetic attempts at flames here, and that is without a doubt the worst of them all.

Sounds like a personal problem. Get over it already!

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