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Gritt wrote:You only post when your gay man friend LAZY Levi tells you to.

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Machado wrote:
Alabama Slammer wrote:NITT GRITT was going to be my second question. I've seen some horrible, I mean absolutely pathetic attempts at flames here, and that is without a doubt the worst of them all.
Sounds like a personal problem. Get over it already!
How 'bout you answer my question.

I'm trying to be civil. No need to get all nasty and start using bold font.
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Machado wrote:
Alabama Slammer wrote:NITT GRITT was going to be my second question. I've seen some horrible, I mean absolutely pathetic attempts at flames here, and that is without a doubt the worst of them all.
Sounds like a personal problem. Get over it already!
And once again, Matardo fails to answer a simple question.
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Alabama Slammer wrote:
Gritt wrote:Way to type a novel and not come close to answering one of Alabama Slammer's questions.

Every time you hit submit...

No shit.

Okay Machado, let's make it easy for you. One question. Just answer the question honestly.

Do you think that a homosexual male is "less of a man" than a heterosexual male?
ok i'll bite. allow me to indulge you.
i don't care if a person is a heterosexual or homosexual. not my business. this is a free country.
NO, a homosexual is not less of a man. of course there are certain posters here who want to accuse me of being this or that or whatever they have thought of in their minds, but none of what they type is true. those people think others here are keeping score. it's a feather in their very own dunce cap if you will.
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Machado wrote:
i don't care if a person is a heterosexual or homosexual. not my business. this is a free country.
NO, a homosexual is not less of a man. .
Fair enough. For what it's worth, I agree with that statement.

Now, for a follow up, if there's nothing "wrong" with being a gay man, why do you use gay sex as a tool to attempt to flame other posters on this board?
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Alabama Slammer wrote:
Machado wrote:
i don't care if a person is a heterosexual or homosexual. not my business. this is a free country.
NO, a homosexual is not less of a man. .
Fair enough. For what it's worth, I agree with that statement.

Now, for a follow up, if there's nothing "wrong" with being a gay man, why do you use gay sex as a tool to attempt to flame other posters on this board?
I have an idea-Why don't you pose the question to the entire board because accusing me of being the sole person who does so is very unfair. You are fishing for something that is not there. Just because certain posters here have posted falsehoods about me does not make them true. You are barking up the wrong tree. There is nothing to see here. Take your investigation up the road.
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LIAR! you are barking
Up the wrong yellow bus. There is nothing to see here except WACK pack crap.

Why don't you come back when your meat thaws and you're ready to run with the big dogs on the back alley.
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Machado wrote:
Alabama Slammer wrote:
Machado wrote:
i don't care if a person is a heterosexual or homosexual. not my business. this is a free country.
NO, a homosexual is not less of a man. .
Fair enough. For what it's worth, I agree with that statement.

Now, for a follow up, if there's nothing "wrong" with being a gay man, why do you use gay sex as a tool to attempt to flame other posters on this board?
I have an idea-Why don't you pose the question to the entire board because accusing me of being the sole person who does so is very unfair. You are fishing for something that is not there. Just because certain posters here have posted falsehoods about me does not make them true. You are barking up the wrong tree. There is nothing to see here. Take your investigation up the road.

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Machado wrote:
Alabama Slammer wrote:
Machado wrote:
i don't care if a person is a heterosexual or homosexual. not my business. this is a free country.
NO, a homosexual is not less of a man. .
Fair enough. For what it's worth, I agree with that statement.

Now, for a follow up, if there's nothing "wrong" with being a gay man, why do you use gay sex as a tool to attempt to flame other posters on this board?
I have an idea-Why don't you pose the question to the entire board because accusing me of being the sole person who does so is very unfair. You are fishing for something that is not there. Just because certain posters here have posted falsehoods about me does not make them true. You are barking up the wrong tree. There is nothing to see here. Take your investigation up the road.
So in other words, "but Billy did it too!" Does that make it right Machado? Just because everyone else is doing it? You have the opportunity to be a beacon of shining light and righteousness, yet you succumb to pack mentality. Why is that Machado? Can you not blaze your own trail? A new path? Set a better example? I'm honestly disappointed that you would fall into the same pattern of ignorance that so many others have fallen into. In fact, this so called "herd mentality" is exactly what you accuse everyone else of participating in.
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Alabama Slammer wrote:
So in other words, "but Billy did it too!" Does that make it right Machado? Just because everyone else is doing it? You have the opportunity to be a beacon of shining light and righteousness, yet you succumb to pack mentality. Why is that Machado? Can you not blaze your own trail? A new path? Set a better example? I'm honestly disappointed that you would fall into the same pattern of ignorance that so many others have fallen into. In fact, this so called "herd mentality" is exactly what you accuse everyone else of participating in.
OK now you actually made me laugh. You have an agenda. Have at it. Here is your shining moment. Are you running for political office :lol:
No pack mentality here. I am not a member of the Wack Pack. That club is at full capacity. I'm sure you know the members well.
Sludge is not a place to set a good example. Sludge was not intended for that. Now if you care to know why that is the case, I think your line of questioning would be better directed towards someone else. I am not the person to answer those questions.
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Machado, what does Peter Parker have to do with anything? Peter Parker, to the best of my recollection, is a fictional teenager who freelanced as a photographer and was bitten by a radioactive spider giving him amazing abilities.

You have still failed to explain why you adhere to the same pack mentality of using homosexuality as an insult, while simultaneously accusing others of joining into a pack mentality. Two wrongs don't make a right, Machado.
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You have turned a decent thread about the NFL into crap.

WELL DONE!
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Fair enough Machado. Here's an NFL question for you:

Who would you rather have on your team:

Michael Sam, an openly gay former SEC defensive player of the year who many, including former Cowboy Marcus Spears, believe can be an effective pass rusher in the NFL

Or

Greg Hardy, a convicted domestic abuser who is only free on appeal because his victim failed to testify during his retrial?
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Alabama Slammer wrote:Fair enough Machado. Here's an NFL question for you:

Who would you rather have on your team:

Michael Sam, an openly gay former SEC defensive player of the year who many, including former Cowboy Marcus Spears, believe can be an effective pass rusher in the NFL

Or

Greg Hardy, a convicted domestic abuser who is only free on appeal because his victim failed to testify during his retrial?
That's a tough one for Matardo. He hates women so I could see his answer going either way.
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Alabama Slammer wrote:Fair enough Machado. Here's an NFL question for you:

Who would you rather have on your team:

Michael Sam, an openly gay former SEC defensive player of the year who many, including former Cowboy Marcus Spears, believe can be an effective pass rusher in the NFL

Or

Greg Hardy, a convicted domestic abuser who is only free on appeal because his victim failed to testify during his retrial?
You have a bad memory.

Machado was completely against the Michael Sam circus when the rams drafted him. It was all a publicity stunt and unworthy of actual consideration.

Then he gets signed by the cowboys, and suddenly Sam is a "good kid" who deserves a chance.

I'm not making this up. This actually happened.
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This cannot be real but my sources are telling me the followin is very real.
RGIII has once again announced a slogan before a NFL season. His first
3 slogans were as follows:
"Know Your Why"
"All In For Week 1"
"This Is For Us"

And now RGIII has taken time away from dropping back practice to announcing his
new slogan.

"Talk small, play big"

:lol: :lol:
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Machado wrote:This cannot be real but my sources are telling me the followin is very real.
RGIII has once again announced a slogan before a NFL season. His first
3 slogans were as follows:
"Know Your Why"
"All In For Week 1"
"This Is For Us"

And now RGIII has taken time away from dropping back practice to announcing his
new slogan.

"Talk small, play big"

:lol: :lol:
Your sources? Are you the retarded Adam Schefter?
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Machado wrote: *dodge*
Good morning Machado.

I notice you didn't answer my question.
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RG who? That kid is irrelevant. He might as well be out of the league as far as I'm concerned. RG who is yesterday's news. Tim Tebow>RG who
Wow, that's really interesting!
Machado wrote:RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3
Yeah, that's what I thought.
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With the Chargers being my mistress team, I really hope they can pull off the deal to send Rivers to Tennessee so they can snag Mariota.
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Gritt wrote:With the Chargers being my mistress team, I really hope they can pull off the deal to send Rivers to Tennessee so they can snag Mariota.
Eh. Mariota doesn't have that "it" factor like a Manning or a Luck had coming out of college, IMO. It seems like there are too many holes in his game to be effective immediately. Why give up a sure thing for the next couple of years for a player that may or may not be in the league in the same time span?

Also, I wouldn't touch Jameis Winston with Jerry Jones' money. He's going to set the Bucs back another 10 years.
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I love Rivers but they aren't going all the way with him. It's time to take that big swing.

Also they need something flashy for when they move to LA next year.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Machado wrote:
RG who? That kid is irrelevant. He might as well be out of the league as far as I'm concerned. RG who is yesterday's news. Tim Tebow>RG who
Wow, that's really interesting!
Machado wrote:RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3 RG3
Yeah, that's what I thought.
You act as if I am giving the kid some praise. WRONG! Just sharing how ignorant RG who has become. Its a new year and the kid is still making the same mistakes as the past.
How many NFL QB's have a slogan for the upcoming season? :lol: :lol:
To add insult to injury this is the 4th occasion he has announced such a thing. :lol: :lol:
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How did Levi act as if you gave RG3 any praise? He did nothing like that. He was pointing out that you have a cialis induced hard on for the kid and you take every shot possible even if there is no shot to be taken.
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Gritt wrote:How did Levi act as if you gave RG3 any praise? He did nothing like that. He was pointing out that you have a cialis induced hard on for the kid and you take every shot possible even if there is no shot to be taken.
Go ahead and defend your boy. No shot to be taken? The kid, who has amounted to very little in the NFL, is once again promoting his own personal slogan for the upcoming NFL season.
Nobody in the league does this sort of thing. But here comes RG who with his slogan & marketing campaign, :lol:
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You would rip him if he helped a child out of a burning building.
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Gritt wrote:You would rip him if he helped a child out of a burning building.
False. Now you are making shit up. You are fully aware that RG who is a clown but since Levi is your boy you won't man up and actually type those words here.
There are dozens and dozens of things that RG who should be doing to improve as a player in the league, but he still firmly believes that getting more Twitter followers and appearing in more endorsements translates into victories.
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Machado wrote: You act as if I am giving the kid some praise
No, I act as if you are a retard.

You say - quite plainly - that RG3 is completely irrelevant and you couldn't care less about him. In fact, Tebow is more important.

Yet, you post more about RG3 than everybody else here combined. You follow up "I don't care about RG3" with another retarded post about RG3. You care more about RG3 than anybody here combined. Even when your shitty team just signed a wife-beating thug who can't stop throwing punches at everybody around him, you'd rather talk about RG3 and the Redskins. Endlessly.

It's just one of the many contradictions that make you the least self-aware idiot here.
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Machado wrote:You are fully aware that RG who is a clown but since Levi is your boy you won't man up and actually type those words here.
I don't think anybody is arguing the point. Griffin isn't going to make it in the NFL. Even Levi has said he has his doubts about the long term prospects. However, nobody here was talking about Griffin until you brought it up. What we were discussing was the choice of signing Michael Sam or Greg Hardy to your team. Which one would you rather have on the Cowboys roster Machado?
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I'm actually on record as saying I think RG3 has a big year.

Yes, I'm blindly optimistic.
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