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First career pass from Jameis Winston.....A PICK SIX! :lol:
Titans 42 Buc's 14

Mariota 4TD's ZERO INT's 13-16 for 81.2% 209yds

Winston 2TD's 2INT's 16-33 for 48.5% 210yds

"Winston and Mariota they both won heismans and they've both thrown TDs for the Titans."

I really hate Winston, not Manziel hate but I hope he's a flop mild hate.


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Rams 34 Hawks 31 OT
One team I did like going into the season was the Rams, great win but it wont set Seattle back. Great game.

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Washington........
Watching the sports ticker I thought the Skins might have a Win, if they're going to win a game with Cousins at QB they will have to overcome one to two INT's a game. Sucks it turned out to be run back. I seen the gangster DeSean limp off the field with a VaginalString. Enjoy that the rest of the season. I said before the season Washington will start 3 QB by Thanksgiving.
Honestly, I would love to see RGIII come in and play like star.

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The Raiders totally destroyed the Beagles....In the last 8 minutes of the 4th. Losing Derek Carr in the 2nd didn't help.

Adam Jones is the dirtiest playing fucked head in the league, how he's still in the league is beyond me.

And who the fuck hired "Jack Del Rio" for the head coach? I want them fired as well.

* Raiders went three-and-out on their first possession - the eighth straight season they began the season with a three-and-out or a turnover. 8)

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that Wash/MIA game had me seething, WR's drooping balls, shaky secondary and I don't even remember hearing Suh's name I'd also like to see jay ajayi get more carries than miller. Great ending to the hawks/rams game too
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Suh made his presence known when he kicked that Washington player in the head after he tackled him. No flag.

Also, how does Brandon Meriweather not get flagged for launching into Witten's head helmet to helmet after he caught the game-winning TD? Giants should have gotten a 15 yd penalty.

Both Suh and Meriweather are repeat offenders. It's almost the exception when they don't do this illegal shit.
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Wow. That was a finish I did not see coming. Giants taking a play right outta Dallas's playbook last year with that call for Eli to roll out and throw, if there, take a sack, not throw it out of bounds. lol..

My friend texted me at 3 mins into the 3rd quarter. "I am done, fuck this team, don't text back. ". lol..


Fucking pussy he is.. First game and giving up already.. Damn, at least wait until week 8 or so..
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Chargers go down 21-3, then score the next 30 points. Great comeback.
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Bludegeon wrote:Wow. That was a finish I did not see coming. Giants taking a play right outta Dallas's playbook last year with that call for Eli to roll out and throw, if there, take a sack, not throw it out of bounds. lol..

My friend texted me at 3 mins into the 3rd quarter. "I am done, fuck this team, don't text back. ". lol..


Fucking pussy he is.. First game and giving up already.. Damn, at least wait until week 8 or so..
Romo is the man. ZERO timeouts and he drove the team down the field and into the endzone. And without Dez on the field.
**his injury is a huge blow to the team. that guy needs to be on the field. i guess holding out did his body no good last night**
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Machado wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:Wow. That was a finish I did not see coming. Giants taking a play right outta Dallas's playbook last year with that call for Eli to roll out and throw, if there, take a sack, not throw it out of bounds. lol..

My friend texted me at 3 mins into the 3rd quarter. "I am done, fuck this team, don't text back. ". lol..


Fucking pussy he is.. First game and giving up already.. Damn, at least wait until week 8 or so..
Romo is the man. ZERO timeouts and he drove the team down the field and into the endzone. And without Dez on the field.
**his injury is a huge blow to the team. that guy needs to be on the field. i guess holding out did his body no good last night**


Meh, Dez got his money, what does he give a shit about... lol
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Bludegeon wrote:
Machado wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:Wow. That was a finish I did not see coming. Giants taking a play right outta Dallas's playbook last year with that call for Eli to roll out and throw, if there, take a sack, not throw it out of bounds. lol..

My friend texted me at 3 mins into the 3rd quarter. "I am done, fuck this team, don't text back. ". lol..


Fucking pussy he is.. First game and giving up already.. Damn, at least wait until week 8 or so..
Romo is the man. ZERO timeouts and he drove the team down the field and into the endzone. And without Dez on the field.
**his injury is a huge blow to the team. that guy needs to be on the field. i guess holding out did his body no good last night**


Meh, Dez got his money, what does he give a shit about... lol
Personally, I don't care about who makes what. My interest is who is on the field and helping the team to win games.
That Giants LB was exposed on the final drive. I know he's a rookie and the starter was out, but that kid was used up and spit out on 3 plays that drive.
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Romo led a drive in the first game of the season. He's the best ever!!!!!

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Gritt wrote:Romo led a drive in the first game of the season. He's the best ever!!!!!

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Machado wrote:
Gritt wrote:Romo led a drive in the first game of the season. He's the best ever!!!!!

Get back to me in January.
Took you long enough to arrive and douche up another thread

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I'm not whining. Whining would be me crying about how the Skins suck. Instead I have accepted that 2-14 is likely and I'll just hope the Chargers put together a good season.
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Peterbilt wrote:Suh made his presence known when he kicked that Washington player in the head after he tackled him. No flag.

Also, how does Brandon Meriweather not get flagged for launching into Witten's head helmet to helmet after he caught the game-winning TD? Giants should have gotten a 15 yd penalty.

Both Suh and Meriweather are repeat offenders. It's almost the exception when they don't do this illegal shit.
Local media used to call Brandon the Big Bang Clock, he would lay some hellacious hits, but almost all were helmet to helmet. Pretty sure Belichick let him go when it was evident that they couldn't coach him to NOT do that.
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Peterbilt wrote:Suh made his presence known when he kicked that Washington player in the head after he tackled him. No flag.

Also, how does Brandon Meriweather not get flagged for launching into Witten's head helmet to helmet after he caught the game-winning TD? Giants should have gotten a 15 yd penalty.

Both Suh and Meriweather are repeat offenders. It's almost the exception when they don't do this illegal shit.
That Meriweather hit was so illegal. I'm surprised that wimp has not cracked his neck by now. He wants to sit in a wheelchair. His form is the worst I have seen in a long time.

If anybody deserved a suspension it was Adam Jones. What he did to that Raider receiver was vicious.
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demolition23 wrote:Chargers go down 21-3, then score the next 30 points. Great comeback.
More like a total choke job for the Lions. I haven't seen them completely piss away a game like that in a while. I'm very aggravated with the Lions and the Ravens right now.
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How many more coaching meltdowns are going to happen before the Giants finally boot Coughlin? Last night was inexcusable.
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Gritt wrote:How many more coaching meltdowns are going to happen before the Giants finally boot Coughlin? Last night was inexcusable.
Post game the head coach took the blame. As he should. He has to protect
his players
But Eli also took the blame. Which is to be expected because he wants to protect his coach.

The curveball is when the RB explained that he was instructed "not to score a TD". Now that is just insane.
Lack of communication, lack of coaching and just too any chiefs, not enough indians in that huddle/on that sideline
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Gritt wrote:
Machado wrote:
Gritt wrote:Romo led a drive in the first game of the season. He's the best ever!!!!!

Get back to me in January.
Took you long enough to arrive and douche up another thread

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I'm not whining. Whining would be me crying about how the Skins suck. Instead I have accepted that 2-14 is likely and I'll just hope the Chargers put together a good season.
I have the Skins going 4-12 with some of the young players showing promise (as was the case yesterday). This is the youngest skins roster in a very long time which is good.

Next season, new coaching staff, another offseason under the GM's belt we should see some actual improvement in the W/L column. (As long as Snyder doesn't do anything stupid. I know...that's a BIG if).
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Crazy Levi wrote:
I have the Skins going 4-12 with some of the young players showing promise (as was the case yesterday). This is the youngest skins roster in a very long time which is good.

Next season, new coaching staff, another offseason under the GM's belt we should see some actual improvement in the W/L column. (As long as Snyder doesn't do anything stupid. I know...that's a BIG if).
Yet another new coaching staff. That's a huge issue
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Machado wrote:
Gritt wrote:How many more coaching meltdowns are going to happen before the Giants finally boot Coughlin? Last night was inexcusable.
Post game the head coach took the blame. As he should. He has to protect
his players
But Eli also took the blame. Which is to be expected because he wants to protect his coach.

The curveball is when the RB explained that he was instructed "not to score a TD". Now that is just insane.
Lack of communication, lack of coaching and just too any chiefs, not enough indians in that huddle/on that sideline
I get all that. But the Giants have pretty much sucked since they lucked into the super bowl.
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Man, my Falcons won a close one over the Eagles tonight!
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Gritt wrote:
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I have the Skins going 4-12 with some of the young players showing promise (as was the case yesterday). This is the youngest skins roster in a very long time which is good.

Next season, new coaching staff, another offseason under the GM's belt we should see some actual improvement in the W/L column. (As long as Snyder doesn't do anything stupid. I know...that's a BIG if).
Yet another new coaching staff. That's a huge issue
This coaching staff is generally terrible. Gruden has no business coaching an nfl team and only got this gig because he's a Bruce Allen crony. The new GM inherited this stooge and needs to pick his own coaches.
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Good games last night...always fun to watch the Eagles lose, especially coming up short in an epic comeback.

AP was taken to the whooping room All Day by the 49ers D. Kap looked sharp. Vikes looked terrible. Really sloppy first half all around but the niners came around.

I'm sure our favorite truther 9ers fan CrabFan (he still around?!) - fresh off another awesome 9/11 anniversary - was flyin high, much to the chagrin of our least favorite obese truther Neversurrender, who must realize that - for the 50th straight time - the season will end without the Vikings winning a super bowl.
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After week one I would say that I was most impressed with Buffalo. If they can shut down Indy, they can shut anybody down. I had them winning 10 games before the season started and snagging a wild card. Now I'm thinking 11 and maybe stealing the division.

I picked the Colts to win the super bowl and now I'm thinking they are lucky to be in the division they're in because their lines are terrible. Luck may get killed this year.
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The Colts have ALWAYS benefited from playing in that shit division and this year is no different. When you get to feast on the Jags and Titans all year it's inevitable you'll make the playoffs.

I don't see them in the Super Bowl but I suck ass at predicting NFL. I just like watching them lose cause I know somewhere the despicable ass-licker P13 is getting a lot of shit on his facebook feed.
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Crazy Levi wrote:The Colts have ALWAYS benefited from playing in that shit division and this year is no different. When you get to feast on the Jags and Titans all year it's inevitable you'll make the playoffs.

I don't see them in the Super Bowl but I suck ass at predicting NFL. I just like watching them lose cause I know somewhere the despicable ass-licker P13 is getting a lot of shit on his facebook feed.
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Crazy Levi wrote:Good games last night...always fun to watch the Eagles lose, especially coming up short in an epic comeback.
I don't think Chip will kick a FG the rest of the season after last night.
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Mondays and the rest of the week are always better when the Cowboys win and the rest of this shitty division loses.

It won't happen every week. So, I will saviour these times. :lol:
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Bludegeon wrote:Mondays and the rest of the week are always better when the Cowboys win and the rest of this shitty division loses.

It won't happen every week. So, I will saviour these times. :lol:
Bring on week 2. Losing Dez is huge. That fact cannot be understated. Hoping that Williams can step up and make a few plays. You know Witten is going to be double covered vs the Eagles. They won't let him get going and be Romo's security blanket.
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Machado wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:Mondays and the rest of the week are always better when the Cowboys win and the rest of this shitty division loses.

It won't happen every week. So, I will saviour these times. :lol:
Bring on week 2. Losing Dez is huge. That fact cannot be understated. Hoping that Williams can step up and make a few plays. You know Witten is going to be double covered vs the Eagles. They won't let him get going and be Romo's security blanket.

Dallas' Defense better play their game of the year. If they don't show up. Philly wins.
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