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Worse than Kirk cousins?!

Will be interesting to see how Golden Boy handles the adversity.
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Probably trying to figure out how he's going to explain this while still calling the COLTS!!! a team that always plays with class and has never done anything wrong.
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I know, it has totally killed his game.
I know it's early in the season, but even his mid-to-longer passing seems to be better than normal so far.
People, even in the local area, are tying to downplay how he is using all the negativity; those people have forgotten that they went 16-0 the year of spygate.

For those that don't think that TB12 wants to beat their team by double digits all season long, they are missing the plot.
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Machado wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:Ughhh...

Brandon Weeden..


WHAT IN THE FUCK....


Usual suck ass defense.

WHAT THE FUCK.

How come it seems that every other fucking team in the NFL, well, almost, can draft rooks that come out and just start balling.. Hasn't happened in Dallas in years. lol..

Fuck. Losing weekends suck.
What are you talking about? Name 1 NFL team that has a very good backup QB on the roster? Go ahead I dare you!

Weeden is the man now and if the guy can win 1/2 the games he starts, I will be pleased with that accomplishment.

As for complaining about the team not drafting rookies that come and just start balling........once again that is very very rare and cannot happen to every single team.
What qualifies as a very good back up?

If they're a back up they're obviously not as good as a starter.

I would say that McCown in Cleveland is a very good back up. He proved that with the Bears. Sanchez is a very good backup. Ryan Fitzpatrick is proving he's a very good back up. A good back up is somebody that can come in and prevent the wheels from falling off until the starter returns.

With that said, Weeden is not a good back up.
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Gritt wrote:
Machado wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:Ughhh...

Brandon Weeden..


WHAT IN THE FUCK....


Usual suck ass defense.

WHAT THE FUCK.

How come it seems that every other fucking team in the NFL, well, almost, can draft rooks that come out and just start balling.. Hasn't happened in Dallas in years. lol..

Fuck. Losing weekends suck.
What are you talking about? Name 1 NFL team that has a very good backup QB on the roster? Go ahead I dare you!

Weeden is the man now and if the guy can win 1/2 the games he starts, I will be pleased with that accomplishment.

As for complaining about the team not drafting rookies that come and just start balling........once again that is very very rare and cannot happen to every single team.
What qualifies as a very good back up?

If they're a back up they're obviously not as good as a starter.

I would say that McCown in Cleveland is a very good back up. He proved that with the Bears. Sanchez is a very good backup. Ryan Fitzpatrick is proving he's a very good back up. A good back up is somebody that can come in and prevent the wheels from falling off until the starter returns.

With that said, Weeden is not a good back up.
IMO, a very good back up QB is someone that wins more games than he loses. Its a basic concept. Whether the back up fills in for 1 game or as many as 15 games. Did he win more than he lost?

Almost all back up QB's in the NFL are not very good. They will lose far more than they will win.
Every single NFL team with an elite QB can't afford a very good back up most of the time.
Like I already said, if Weeden can win 1/2 the games he starts while Romo heals up, that would be huge.
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IMO, a very good back up QB is someone that loses more games than he loses. Its a basic concept. Whether the back up fills in for 1 game or as many as 15 games. Did he win more than he lost?

Almost all back up QB's in the NFL are not very good. They will lose far more than they will win.
Every single NFL team with an elite QB can't afford a very good back up most of the time.
Like I already said, if Weeden can win 1/2 the games he starts while Romo heals up, that would be huge.
It's a basic concept? Please explain to me how someone that loses more games than he loses is a basic concept? I've tried to figure out how that's possible and can't. You're on to some next level stuff here.
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Machado wrote:IMO, a very good back up QB is someone that loses more games than he loses.
I totally agree.............Wait, what?
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UtahRatt wrote:
Machado wrote:IMO, a very good back up QB is someone that loses more games than he loses.
I totally agree.............Wait, what?
He's on to something here. Maybe he really is so much smarter than us that we think he's stupid.
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Machado wrote: IMO, a very good back up QB is someone that loses more games than he loses. Its a basic concept.

Uhh? What???

Nevermind.. Weeden fuckin sucks.
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Loses more games then he loses......Court battles? Drug tests? Brain cells? Air out of balls? The women they beat up? injuries? Kind of leaving us hanging! It could go into a lot of directions I think we're onto something.
The art of losing, without losing!

Were in an era/season of teams winning with rookies, 2nd year, average to bad and shitty QB's with no mention of running teams, defensive teams or ones that win the turn over battles.
There's a team in Seattle that's went to the last two Super Bowls with one of the worst passing games in the league.

Anyone could step in Dallas and there would be a ball washing candlelight vigil of hope going on with their fanatical muppet fan base.
They have a shit QB and Ryan Leaf could win a game or two in that Division with that easy first place schedule.

Apart from Eli every team in the East is playing with back ups.
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UtahRatt wrote:Loses more games then he loses......Court battles? Drug tests? Brain cells? Air out of balls? The women they beat up? injuries? Kind of leaving us hanging! It could go into a lot of directions I think we're onto something.
The art of losing, without losing!

Were in an era/season of teams winning with rookies, 2nd year, average to bad and shitty QB's with no mention of running teams, defensive teams or ones that win the turn over battles.
There's a team in Seattle that's went to the last two Super Bowls with one of the worst passing games in the league.

Anyone could step in Dallas and there would be a ball washing candlelight vigil of hope going on with their fanatical muppet fan base.
They have a shit QB and Ryan Leaf could win a game or two in that Division with that easy first place schedule.

Apart from Eli every team in the East is playing with back ups.

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Oh please, Matardo, you just got clowned like a bitch.
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Gritt wrote:Oh please, Matardo, you just got clowned like a bitch.

You wish. You are delusional. Nothing has changed. The day you can come here and declare someone got clowned, is the day this board
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But you got clowned.
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Gritt wrote:But you got clowned.

He got clowned more times then he got clowned.
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Gritt wrote:But you got clowned.
Keep thinking you have the slightest power around here. I laugh at your expense.

You are the clown with the big red nose and painted face.

STFU!
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Remember that one time you got onto Caroline about spelling James Gandolfini's name right? :lol:
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UtahRatt wrote:
Gritt wrote:But you got clowned.

He got clowned more times then he got clowned.
But the object is to be clowned less than you get clowned more or less.
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you boys love the typo. as if you have never misspelled a word here
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Fucking Machado.

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Congrats NFL, September was the first player arrest free month in 6 years.
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Facedown wrote:Congrats NFL, September was the first player arrest free month in 6 years.
:lol:
:lol:

I wounder how many was let go for their celebrity status? This don't sound right. Someone didn't report an arrest or something.
Not to mention those who get let off the hook like Hardy, he got arrested but oddly his wife didn't press charges, if it was your or me the state wouldn't allow it and we'd be behind bars even when she didn't press charges.

This is beyond fucking stupid and shows how much NFL players get away with. I love the list of teams that have gone a full year without an arrest....Broncos = Arrests every year!
http://time.com/4060349/nfl-player-arrests-september/


Mike Rosenberg :
NFL went a month without a player arrest reported after averaging an arrest per *week* over the last 5 years.

Months without an NFL player arrest reported, last 11 years *Sept 2015 *July 2009 That's it

Can the players make it back-to-back months and go through all of October without an arrest. Seeing as October has 31 days and September only has 30 days, we may be asking for too much.
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I honestly did believe the Chiefs had one of the better defenses in the league. Not just fanboy talk. After further review, the defense sucks. Kind of defies logic considering the talent they have on that side of the ball.
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It's always a great Sunday when the Eagles and Cowboys lose and the Redskins win. Too bad Rex Ryan couldn't make it the trifecta by putting up a fight in NJ.

By the time Romo comes back, is it gonna be too late for the Cowboys? Even in this division it might be.
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Machado wrote:
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Machado wrote:Sean Lee named NFC defensive player of the week
14 tackles & 1 INT vs Eagles
After Sean Lee being named the NFC's best bench warmer for the last two years is an achievement.
Since when does suffering a season ending injury equate to being a bench warmer? You idiot.
A bench warmer is a physically able player who is not good enough to earn playing time.
A season ending injury is not quite the same.

Get a clue already. Stop posting nonsense like this for once.
I don't think Lee will be making the list again this week? Unless it's back on the IR........Again.

Man are the Saint's one of the worst teams in the NFL or what? What being Dallas?

*Lee missed all of last season with a knee injury. He has not been able to play a full season in his career, missing games with hamstring, toe, wrist, neck and knee injuries. He missed a series in last week's loss to the Atlanta Falcons in order to get eight stitches to close a cut on his lip.
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I'm happy the Chargers won, but that was some dumb luck that got 'em there.
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My Falcons are 4-0! YES!!! Great win vs. Houston!
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Peterbilt wrote:I honestly did believe the Chiefs had one of the better defenses in the league. Not just fanboy talk. After further review, the defense sucks. Kind of defies logic considering the talent they have on that side of the ball.
I feel your pain, I and many experts thought by adding Suh Miami's D would be elite, instead its fucking terrible. With Suh apparently ignoring play calls and no one doing dick about it I say Philbin needs to be gone tomorrow, soft ass mother fucker that he is. Only player on that team with any heart right now is Jarvis Landry
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Peterbilt wrote:I honestly did believe the Chiefs had one of the better defenses in the league. Not just fanboy talk. After further review, the defense sucks. Kind of defies logic considering the talent they have on that side of the ball.
I feel your pain, I and many experts thought by adding Suh Miami's D would be elite, instead its fucking terrible. With Suh apparently ignoring play calls and no one doing dick about it I say Philbin needs to be gone tomorrow, soft ass mother fucker that he is. Only player on that team with any heart right now is Jarvis Landry
Fuck off! The Raiders gave up 371 yards to the fucking Bears and lost to a FG with 2 seconds left in the ugliest game ever played in the history of football. Worst reffed game on record on both sides of the ball. More dropped passes then Brett Favre's thrown INT's.

Derek Carr hit Latavius Murray square in the chest with a pass that bounced back into a Line Backers hands for an INT and more points. A TD called back because of 1 inch on the line.

The Beagles are tough, they've ate up the AFC West so far.
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