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Gritt wrote:The Maclin injury doesn't look good. I hope the Bengals win tonight so that the Chiefs can go into Denver next week and put the final nail in HGH Manning's coffin.
Where was Manning accused of HGH? I know the report came out ( from Al Jazzera ) that was proven to be false and the lawsuits are being filed, but is there anywhere other than that?

I'm not a Manning fan I'm just curious.
The Al Jazeera thing is still fluid. Apparently there is a second source.
Q: And this proves Peyton Manning had any HGH involvement how exactly?

A: It doesn't. Al Jazeera only states (now) that wife Ashley received shipments. That's not how they initially tried to portray things. They did more than infer that the HGH was for Peyton Manning's use (not just hers). Believe it or not, non-athlete women use it.
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Chippy seems to be the word to protect the NFL from what is really going on.... players actually trying to maim or kill each other.
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The city of Cincinnati and Bengals fans have long, long mocked fans of the Steelers and the Browns for their behavior in their hometowns/stadiums. No, I wasn't "glad" to see Cincinnati meltdown like that last night but there is sort of vindication if you will. Those fans won't be yapping about any other cities for a long, long time. They took classless to a new level. As for Lewis? He took the worst franchise in the NFL and made them a perennial playoff contender. BUT, he's 0-7 in the playoffs. Worst. All. Time. That should be enough to go, add in the fact that he lost complete control of his team last night and he HAS to go.
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cantstopthemusic wrote:
Q: And this proves Peyton Manning had any HGH involvement how exactly?

A: It doesn't. Al Jazeera only states (now) that wife Ashley received shipments. That's not how they initially tried to portray things. They did more than infer that the HGH was for Peyton Manning's use (not just hers). Believe it or not, non-athlete women use it.
You're right, just bury it because Manning is America's sweetheart. Tom Brady was crucified for having what was called "possible general knowledge" that balls may have been tampered with.

Roger Clemens' wife received HGH shipments as well. I guess Roger didn't touch those either.
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Vikings choked it all away. Wow.
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Gritt wrote:
cantstopthemusic wrote:
Q: And this proves Peyton Manning had any HGH involvement how exactly?

A: It doesn't. Al Jazeera only states (now) that wife Ashley received shipments. That's not how they initially tried to portray things. They did more than infer that the HGH was for Peyton Manning's use (not just hers). Believe it or not, non-athlete women use it.
You're right, just bury it because Manning is America's sweetheart. Tom Brady was crucified for having what was called "possible general knowledge" that balls may have been tampered with.

Roger Clemens' wife received HGH shipments as well. I guess Roger didn't touch those either.
This, right here.
The day after the story broke ESPN's football crew went around the horn saying the believed Peyton 100%.
Really, 100%, right because the guy who hawks pizza and insurance couldn't possibly be a liar when it comes to his legacy; but Brady is.
fuck all of them and their hypocrisy.
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3-0 so far ATS. Now it's time for the main event.

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS!!!
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Peterbilt wrote:Vikings choked it all away. Wow.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

*COUGH* *COUGH*

After 55 minutes of great game The Vikings choked on a dick for 5 minutes and got a money shot facial with that missed kick. The team should be put in the whooping room. Peterson should get switched till he's three shades of purple.

Russell on the missed snap....Look at all those purple shirts lollygagging after him as Russell was scrambling. The secondary was standing there with their thumbs up their ass. Cover someone! You'd think the whistle was blown.

But that fucking kick! HAHAHAHA! 27yds? Laces don't mean shit, they don't mean a fucking thing. Blair Walsh choked, look at where his plant foot was, it was beyond the ball and bent it left like a banana. The pressure ate him up.

The only complaint I seen was.......
Russel was in the grasp, it should have been a sack instead him throwing it out of bounds making it a easy kick. Not that it matters, the Purple Ass Beaters choked.


Setting up the game of the season, Panthers vs Seahawks. I think the winner takes it.
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Gritt wrote:3-0 so far ATS. Now it's time for the main event.

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS!!!
God I hope they lose but the Pack are so beat up and I don't think they could beat Dallas.
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Gritt wrote:Marvin Lewis should be fired for this. He allowed his team to be completely out of control.

For real.
The only way to control Adam Jones is to lock him in jail. He's the dirtiest playing bitch in the league and I loved every second watching him fuck his team.
I don't know about the rest of you but that was a very, very exciting 4th quarter. Who is the biggest idiot? Pac Man Jones or the Bengals LB who does not deserve to be called by his given name?

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The Packers offensive line is not getting set when Rodgers is doing the quick snaps to catch Washington with 12 men on the field. Should be flagged for illegal procedure and the penalties should offset.
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Missed opportunities and ran into a better team today. It was nice to be back in the playoffs but this is not a satisfying finish.

On the other hand, I like the direction the team is headed and I think the next few years are going to be good for Washington.

Arizona is going to crush Green Bay.
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AND COUSINS GOES DOWN! *EDIT*

He went down again.
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Green Bay 35 Washington 18 F

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Seahawks
Steelers...Dalton is still up in the air, can't see McCarron doing it.
Chiefs

It's kind of lame the Chiefs and Packers have to play on the road and at this point I'd say the Skins, Texans and Vikings would be warm up games but the Packers have sputtered a bit.
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UtahRatt wrote:Green Bay 35 Washington 18 F

UtahRatt wrote: Packers
Seahawks
Steelers...Dalton is still up in the air, can't see McCarron doing it.
Chiefs

It's kind of lame the Chiefs and Packers have to play on the road and at this point I'd say the Skins, Texans and Vikings would be warm up games but the Packers have sputtered a bit.
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Was really hoping Vikings could win it.. Damn... Oh well I think Panthers can beat Seattle again, this time @ Carolina... Going to be a good game.. Go Panthers!!!
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Thank you Green Bay


Washington's Cinderella's season is over... LOL

Now? No better than Dallas..

Fuck off Washington... hahahaahahahhahahaa
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Bludegeon wrote:Thank you Green Bay


Washington's Cinderella's season is over... LOL

Now? No better than Dallas..

Fuck off Washington... hahahaahahahhahahaa
Well it was better than Dallas. 9-7 vs 4-12.

But the bottom line is both teams are done and it's on to the draft and free agency.
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kylel wrote:Was really hoping Vikings could win it.. Damn... Oh well I think Panthers can beat Seattle again, this time @ Carolina... Going to be a good game.. Go Panthers!!!
I so want to say Seattle will kick the shit out of them but Seattle can be beat. Because of the big contracts they're weaker then the Hawk's of the last two years, it has all the makings of the game of the year.

This was the match up I called for before the playoffs and said the Panthers will be a one and out team but I'm tossing in the hat. All the strong teams are weaker and I can no longer deny Cam and what he's done this year.
Fuck the Panthers GM for capping on the fans and critics with his "I told ya so" bull shit......I hope they lose just for that.

I do feel like the winner will go all the way while I'm praying for the Cardinals.

I use to like the Panthers, not sure why I'm against them now, maybe it was letting Smith go.
Speaking of Smith..

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Twitter smack.....Steve Smith......

Steve Smith Sr. makes his pick for Steelers vs. Bengals: 'I hope both teams lose'

if Cincy wins the game.. Does AJ stay the starter Becuz Andy is still winless in post season

http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/rave ... story.html

Steve Smith Is Grabbing His Wife's boob
When asked how his couch was, a common reference for missing the playoffs, Smith responded with, “Actually sitting in my favorite Chair with my hand on my wife’s boob… so I’m str8,” on Twitter.

The former Carolina Panthers standout told those in the media who questioned how good his stamina is to “ask my wife about my stamina.”

http://dailycaller.com/2016/01/10/nfl-s ... ble-tweet/
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Gritt wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:Thank you Green Bay


Washington's Cinderella's season is over... LOL

Now? No better than Dallas..

Fuck off Washington... hahahaahahahhahahaa
Well it was better than Dallas. 9-7 vs 4-12.

But the bottom line is both teams are done and it's on to the draft and free agency.
I think D. Jackson is my favorite Skins player of all time. He takes a sure TD & converts that into a non touchdown. How does he do that?

Skins get scalped at home by Rodgers and company. Funny that the Skins fans actually thought Cousins would be play well in the most important game of the year.
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Skins get scalped at home by Rodgers and company. Funny that the Skins fans actually thought Cousins would be play well in the most important game of the year.
:lol:

While I am happy the Skins are out. Cousins will be a thorn in Dallas's Side for a few more years, at least. I think he is , Unfortunately, only going to get better.
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4 of the remaining QB's were # 1 picks and 2 more were drafted in the 1st round.
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Bludegeon wrote:Thank you Green Bay


Washington's Cinderella's season is over... LOL

Now? No better than Dallas..

Fuck off Washington... hahahaahahahhahahaa
Eat a cock dipshit.

Great season, and we get to lord NFC champ over you till August. Obviously you and Machado have to go through the motions trolling us redskins fans but we all know who had the most fun in the NFC east this season.

Yeah it sucked ass but I still had a great time yesterday. Looking forward to more home playoff games. Well win one eventually.

I know as well as anybody that it's more fun rooting for your own team to win in the playoffs than it is to root for a team you despise to lose.

Hail!
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I overheard this stat earlier today and had to look it up to see if the tale was true. WOW! Levi, are you ready to cheer your team on and break that streak?
Ever hear the saying.....

ANY GIVEN SUNDAY?
Must have been a different Sunday you were talking about? Of course I am ecstatic the Skins took a home loss, in the 1st round of the playoffs. I will soak this in for a day.
D Jackson, that kid will never learn his lesson. His play and lack of hustle killed the Skins. I read a headline that asked, "Is he allergic to the goal line", :lol:


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Someone had to win the NFCLeast, make the playoffs and go one and out. I'm glad it's over with! Now I hope we can discuss football.

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Adam Jones: Antonio Brown 'was faking' his injury:
When asked to clarify that he was accusing Brown of faking an injury, he added: "I think he needs a GRAMMY award for that one." :lol:

I wished Dan Patrick replied to Jones with a "So Antonio should get a music award?" Just to see how Adam Jones would have responded.

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See, kids? Getting an education is very important. If only so that you know the difference between an Oscar and a Grammy

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Jones is "FAKING" intelligence.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... his-injury

Nah, Antonio Brown was not hurt," Jones said. "I know he was faking it. Go back and look at the play. If you go back in slow motion, you tell me Vontaze hit him in the head, or if his shoulder pads barely touched him."

Jones also said that Brown, who currently is in the league's concussion protocol, winked at Jones and the Bengals as he left the field.

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Carroll: Marshawn Lynch ruled himself out vs. Vikings :lol:
He just didn't feel it. He didn't feel like he could go, and that's it. He just didn't feel like he had it. There wasn't enough time to build the confidence that he needed to come in and do something

How many said Lynch should have been let go? With his contract they could have bought a RB, OL and rented a DL or WR. But they love Lynch in Seattle.

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UtahRatt wrote:Someone had to win the NFCLeast, make the playoffs and go one and out. I'm glad it's over with! Now I hope we can discuss football.
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Adam Jones: Antonio Brown 'was faking' his injury:
When asked to clarify that he was accusing Brown of faking an injury, he added: "I think he needs a GRAMMY award for that one." :lol:

I wished Dan Patrick replied to Jones with a "So Antonio should get a music award?" Just to see how Adam Jones would have responded.

Comments........
James Hepler ·
See, kids? Getting an education is very important. If only so that you know the difference between an Oscar and a Grammy

Chris Desertdog Rogers · Bakersfield, California
Jones is "FAKING" intelligence.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... his-injury

Nah, Antonio Brown was not hurt," Jones said. "I know he was faking it. Go back and look at the play. If you go back in slow motion, you tell me Vontaze hit him in the head, or if his shoulder pads barely touched him."

Jones also said that Brown, who currently is in the league's concussion protocol, winked at Jones and the Bengals as he left the field.
Read these comments earlier. Jones is a punk & a liar. We all know football players fake injures, even at the college level, but does anybody else here really believe that Brown was faking and then winked at Jones? :lol:

For a tough guy and gang banger, Jones sure did cry like a bitch on the sidelines.

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Bludegeon wrote:Thank you Green Bay


Washington's Cinderella's season is over... LOL

Now? No better than Dallas..

Fuck off Washington... hahahaahahahhahahaa
I've got no dog in the East, but that's a ridiculous statement. Washington had a substantially better year than Dallas by every measure, and that sort of statement makes you look as desperate as all hell.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:Thank you Green Bay


Washington's Cinderella's season is over... LOL

Now? No better than Dallas..

Fuck off Washington... hahahaahahahhahahaa
Eat a cock dipshit.

Great season, and we get to lord NFC champ over you till August. Obviously you and Machado have to go through the motions trolling us redskins fans but we all know who had the most fun in the NFC east this season.

Yeah it sucked ass but I still had a great time yesterday. Looking forward to more home playoff games. Well win one eventually.

I know as well as anybody that it's more fun rooting for your own team to win in the playoffs than it is to root for a team you despise to lose.

Hail!

Hahhaa.. All true, but, still glad the skins are sitting home next weekend and not playing. Enjoy the NFCE lordshit..
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demolition23 wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:Thank you Green Bay


Washington's Cinderella's season is over... LOL

Now? No better than Dallas..

Fuck off Washington... hahahaahahahhahahaa
I've got no dog in the East, but that's a ridiculous statement. Washington had a substantially better year than Dallas by every measure, and that sort of statement makes you look as desperate as all hell.

Desperate? How so? Cause I was glad that the Skins didn't win.?

You're right, you have no dog in this. If you don't understand the history between the Cowboys and Skins, google it, maybe you'd understand. Better yet don't..

A lot of teams did way better than Dallas, Thanks Capt. Obvious. Guess what? When the Pack loses next week. I will be glad too. When the Steelers lose next week. I will be glad again. Sorry, when teams I can't stand get eliminated from the playoffs. I get happy..
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