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I didn't see I made the list and I don't have the patience, nor the time to read 20 pages back. I didn't see my name mentioned, this must mean I am one of the intelligent posters on Sludge.
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You're too fucking sad to make fun ofrattfan wrote:I didn't see I made the list and I don't have the patience, nor the time to read 20 pages back. I didn't see my name mentioned, this must mean I am one of the intelligent posters on Sludge.
Now let that poor fucking hamster free man
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Get over yourself already! Who the fuck would ever read a post that long and all the ones after it if weren't biologically retarded already through incestuality in the first place? NOW GO FUCK YOURSELVES ANUS LIIICKERS
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BUMP!
It's 5 years later and with KAOS back, the original top 3 are still regulars.
It's 5 years later and with KAOS back, the original top 3 are still regulars.
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Re-reading this thread and just laughed out loud at work at this one.gr8twhte wrote:No fair. Everybody took the good ones already. That said, if stupid was LSD, JakeYonkel would be peaking 24/7.
God, I miss him and his drive-by lulz.
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This thread is obsolete. The Gossip Board alone has improbably managed to get even dumber than it was a few years ago. NOBODY thought that was possible.
The collective IQ around here has gone down faster than Mazerati backstage at a Bruno Mars concert.
The collective IQ around here has gone down faster than Mazerati backstage at a Bruno Mars concert.
Drunk Mazeraturd wrote: ...but hes going to run and hes going to win.
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Rattrules is climbing the ranks
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lol
Stoner wrote:
...we stopped at a restaurant to eat and I was wearing a Sludge shirt. Someone came up and asked me if I read the messageboard - I touched cloth for a split second and then said the shirt was my husband's and just looked at them retardedly.
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Or shooting him, right?chickenona wrote: 4. Glamrokkgirl. Even adding her to this list feels like kicking my dog.
R.I.P. Reggie!
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Stoner wrote:KFC
I hope you get raped in the mouth by Santa Claus.~CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
I hope a ghost reads your posts and rapes your ass.~SebastianLeeDanzig
I hope a ghost reads your posts and rapes your ass.~SebastianLeeDanzig
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Lifelike is a strong contender for at least honorable mention with his Jorn Lande obsession.
sirrloin wrote: There is a difference between show tunes appreciation and musical theater. If you don't know the difference, you're not very educated.
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He goes far beyond "Honorable Mention" status for a myriad of reasons - motherfucker RANKS.
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Ah, yes. This post was particularly face palm worthy. (in the thread about the Crimson Glory guitarist being charged with conspiracy to purchase cocaine):Stoner wrote:He goes far beyond "Honorable Mention" status for a myriad of reasons - motherfucker RANKS.
A lot of bands I like are from Florida, so in that sense I agree that the state rocks.lifelike wrote:why ? because he was trying to make sum money ? you sound like alot of fun.Elvison8track wrote:idiot
Florida Rocks for the record.
sirrloin wrote: There is a difference between show tunes appreciation and musical theater. If you don't know the difference, you're not very educated.
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Machado wrote:I find it tragic that you are unable to spell
James Ganfolfini's name.
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caroline wrote:Machado wrote:I find it tragic that you are unable to spell
James Ganfolfini's name.
That one is so classic.
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Chip is making a late run for dumbest poster Jan 2016.
Fuck a participation ribbon, he wants that 1st place trophy.
Fuck a participation ribbon, he wants that 1st place trophy.
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How the fuck can it be a "late run" in January?Machado wrote:Chip is making a late run for dumbest poster Jan 2016.
Fuck a participation ribbon, he wants that 1st place trophy.
Do you not already get annihilated enough around here? Bumping a thread of this subject matter is a notably ill-advised move for you, even with your remarkably ill-advised history.
Drunk Mazeraturd wrote: ...but hes going to run and hes going to win.
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I better get started on my Christmas shopping since we are so far into the year. Thanks for reminding me that it's late in the year after 24 days.Machado wrote:Chip is making a late run for dumbest poster Jan 2016.
Fuck a participation ribbon, he wants that 1st place trophy.
Machado owes me an apology.Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
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why would you get started on something that is 11 months away?Gritt wrote:I better get started on my Christmas shopping since we are so far into the year. Thanks for reminding me that it's late in the year after 24 days.Machado wrote:Chip is making a late run for dumbest poster Jan 2016.
Fuck a participation ribbon, he wants that 1st place trophy.
"dumbest poster of the month, Jan 2016.
a monthly award. not annually, you DOLT
at the rate you are going, you might give your BFF a run for his money
dumb & dumber
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Machado, you are currently the dumbest poster on Metal Sludge. If we all took a vote, you would win by a landslide. That's just the reality here.
Just look at your latest "Chip & Gritt" thread. It was an utter failure, as usual, and you ran away like a bitch, as usual.
When are you going to quit? Or at least try something else. You spend an awful lot of time, every single day, convincing people you are an utter fool. I'm not even kidding around, or being "Sludgy"--I would say most people here are convinced you are mentally retarded. And you spend a lot of time reinforcing that belief.
You may want to believe I would win first place for this month. It's not reality. It would be you, just as it will be you every month, for as long as you post here.
Just look at your latest "Chip & Gritt" thread. It was an utter failure, as usual, and you ran away like a bitch, as usual.
When are you going to quit? Or at least try something else. You spend an awful lot of time, every single day, convincing people you are an utter fool. I'm not even kidding around, or being "Sludgy"--I would say most people here are convinced you are mentally retarded. And you spend a lot of time reinforcing that belief.
You may want to believe I would win first place for this month. It's not reality. It would be you, just as it will be you every month, for as long as you post here.
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Oldie but goodie:
Heenan Snuka wrote:never heard that before...so they are just numbers that refer to the concept?...it still doesnt really make senseBurgundytrash wrote:number 2 you know pee is number one and shit is number 2...Heenan Snuka wrote:burgundytrash, you still owe me an answer...what did you mean by a "Deuce"???
Punk wrote:You really are a stupid motherfucker.
Drunk Mazeraturd wrote: ...but hes going to run and hes going to win.
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Unfuckingbelievable
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Stonebreed by far. Just check out that Bobby Blotzer thread on the gossip board.
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He's earning an MVP for dumbest poster real quick!Thebottomline wrote:Stonebreed by far. Just check out that Bobby Blotzer thread on the gossip board.
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote:Machado, you are currently the dumbest poster on Metal Sludge. If we all took a vote, you would win by a landslide. That's just the reality here.
"I'm just here for the irony and the dancing."
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We might need a separate thread for self-clowning dumbass comments. This is a lulu:
This place is full of winners man.Brickjaw wrote:Meh. I don't particularly care for that kind of nipple.Indy_Rob wrote:
Drunk Mazeraturd wrote: ...but hes going to run and hes going to win.
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I am humbled and honored that you appreciate my short bus comedic talents, or lack thereof.exitflagger wrote:We might need a separate thread for self-clowning dumbass comments. This is a lulu:
This place is full of winners man.Brickjaw wrote:Meh. I don't particularly care for that kind of nipple.Indy_Rob wrote: