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Labatt wrote:My wife and I were out in front of our home this morning when a truck pulls up with a beat up freezer in the back. Guy get's out saying "Good Morning!" and gives us a pamphlet and starts pulling out of the freezer the finest choice cuts of steaks, seafood, chicken and hamburgers. I am literally laughing so hard I can't make a sound. My wife is looking at me like i've lost it while the "salesman" is trying to convince us of the absolute quality of the meats and chicken he has. I finally settled down long enough to tell him no but I did have to ask him if he knew a gentleman named Carlos, the meat king of California. Sadly he did not. After he left I showed her this thread, all she could mutter was "oh my god".

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I sent him an email a few days ago asking him to come on Inappropriate Earl and to his credit he sent me a reply this morning:
"after all the Pearcy nutswinging and shit I talk probably not!"

I being a comic maybe threw a few light hearted jokes about him but nothing to bad IMO to have him not want to do the podcast! :shock: Oh well, on to my next guest on the hit list Richard Black from Shark Island!!

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Earl Skakel wrote:I sent him an email a few days ago asking him to come on Inappropriate Earl and to his credit he sent me a reply this morning:
"after all the Pearcy nutswinging and shit I talk probably not!"

I being a comic maybe threw a few light hearted jokes about him but nothing to bad IMO to have him not want to do the podcast! :shock: Oh well, on to my next guest on the hit list Richard Black from Shark Island!!
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Carlos, man, trim your fuckin' chin pubes.
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Inessence wrote:Carlos, man, trim your fuckin' chin pubes.
Those are Blotzer's pubes.
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Danzig in the Dark wrote:
Inessence wrote:Carlos, man, trim your fuckin' chin pubes.
Those are Blotzer's pubes.
Actually, those are Scott Tenorman's pubes.
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Earl Skakel wrote:I sent him an email a few days ago asking him to come on Inappropriate Earl and to his credit he sent me a reply this morning:
"after all the Pearcy nutswinging and shit I talk probably not!"

I being a comic maybe threw a few light hearted jokes about him but nothing to bad IMO to have him not want to do the podcast! :shock: Oh well, on to my next guest on the hit list Richard Black from Shark Island!!

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Cool, ask him how much of a douche Blobby was during the Contraband recording. :lol:
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That-guy wrote:
Earl Skakel wrote:I sent him an email a few days ago asking him to come on Inappropriate Earl and to his credit he sent me a reply this morning:
"after all the Pearcy nutswinging and shit I talk probably not!"

I being a comic maybe threw a few light hearted jokes about him but nothing to bad IMO to have him not want to do the podcast! :shock: Oh well, on to my next guest on the hit list Richard Black from Shark Island!!

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Cool, ask him how much of a douche Blobby was during the Contraband recording. :lol:
Also ask him about how "Paris Calling" came to be! I love that song!
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Gonna chime in here.

I've bought meat from a business similar to Carlos's. I usually get bundles of good quality meat for about $2.00 a pound. Decent steaks, for about 25% of store cost. TBH, I think it's literally stolen out of a warehouse.

That said, He's a dumb fuck for defending Blotz. "I never saw it" my ass. I dont see shit after i flush it, but I know it's still there. How many shows will he let you pay to open for him?

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Udo Dirkschneider wrote:I love that the 1st thread for the last 3 weeks has been, "Bobby Blotzer = piece of shit"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well, it WAS pinned.
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brywilson220 wrote:Gonna chime in here.

I've bought meat from a business similar to Carlos's. I usually get bundles of good quality meat for about $2.00 a pound. Decent steaks, for about 25% of store cost. TBH, I think it's literally stolen out of a warehouse.

That said, He's a dumb fuck for defending Blotz. "I never saw it" my ass. I dont see shit after i flush it, but I know it's still there. How many shows will he let you pay to open for him?

Do you pay in meat?
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Carlos, how often do you and your banditos hijack Hormel meat trucks for contraband product? Do you give the driver a carton of cigarettes with a $20 so they don't narc to the cops, like in Goodfellas?
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SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:Carlos, how often do you and your banditos hijack Hormel meat trucks for contraband product? Do you give the driver a carton of cigarettes with a $20 so they don't narc to the cops, like in Goodfellas?

"CONTRABAND" product! :shock: :lol:
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:lol:
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SeminiferousButtNoid wrote: Do you give the driver a carton of cigarettes with a $20 so they don't narc to the cops, like in Goodfellas?
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WOW I had no clue this Jason Sin City Sinner guy was also a song writer. I heard he wrote this song that SSC ALL STAR band performed on TV in Vegas yesterday. I swear to you man prepare yourself - Its a on a Bohemian Rhapsody level :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu0w1Ku ... 13LasVegas
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STONEBREED wrote:WOW I had no clue this Jason Sin City Sinner guy was also a song writer. I heard he wrote this song that SSC ALL STAR band performed on TV in Vegas yesterday. I swear to you man prepare yourself - Its on a Bohemian Rhapsody level :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu0w1Ku ... 13LasVegas
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Spambeef laughing at someone else's songwriting.




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Song is terrible yet better than every Stonefail performance to date
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STONEBREED wrote:
STONEBREED wrote:WOW I had no clue this Jason Sin City Sinner guy was also a song writer. I heard he wrote this song that SSC ALL STAR band performed on TV in Vegas yesterday. I swear to you man prepare yourself - Its on a Bohemian Rhapsody level :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu0w1Ku ... 13LasVegas
Oh my God... That was painful to watch... Blas.... What are you doing there buddy??? And those falsetto backups the bassist sand.... tonite, tonite...

And people wonder why these bands arent popular... or maybe they dont, but that is a good indication of why they're not popular...

Now I'm going to try and find me some Stonebreed... I gotta give them a fair shake.. if you're a musician, and I am, it's lame to pre-judge other musicians.. or judge them at all... Its not easy to be in a band today...especially playing the sauerkraut circuit... all the pubs set up in the corner of the dining room and screaming top 40 songs from the 90's while two people on a date eat their dinner two feet away from your guitar player.. Faaaak... yeah it sucks

Hmmm... turns out Stonebreed aint bad at all... If you're into that sort of thing...
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SikkiNixx wrote:
Hmmm... turns out Stonebreed aint bad at all... If you're into that sort of thing...
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STONEBREED wrote:WOW I had no clue this Jason Sin City Sinner guy was also a song writer. I heard he wrote this song that SSC ALL STAR band performed on TV in Vegas yesterday. I swear to you man prepare yourself - Its a on a Bohemian Rhapsody level :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu0w1Ku ... 13LasVegas

So this was terrible. The lyrics are straight up ball cheese. But still 1000x better than the shit you sing.

But hey at least you are "making it" and not at a trump rally yelling because your job was given to someone for a lower wage. Wait.....
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Mother fuckers will get CUT over the last piece of cheesecake around these parts. You juveniles are fucking hilarious. I heard the Canada show was great and the new tour manager did a great job and got paid!
That looks like a pretty high class joint. That carpet cleaner in the Ratt t-shirt and the yard man in the backwards cap look out of place sitting with all those high-class broads. I know Carlos, you're a lips and ass tycoon. You probably turned your hat around because it says ******** Steaks, LLC of ******, CA.
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STONEBREED wrote:
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Mother fuckers will get CUT over the last piece of cheesecake around these parts. You juveniles are fucking hilarious. I heard the Canada show was great and the new tour manager did a great job and got paid!
Looks like that spoon was cleaned by Phil Lewis. I hope your food tasted good eating from it.
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STONEBREED wrote:
STONEBREED wrote:WOW I had no clue this Jason Sin City Sinner guy was also a song writer. I heard he wrote this song that SSC ALL STAR band performed on TV in Vegas yesterday. I swear to you man prepare yourself - Its on a Bohemian Rhapsody level :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu0w1Ku ... 13LasVegas

Quoting yourself????????
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Another part of my life gone.
I was a huge ELP fan. I loved everything they put out.
Especially "brain salad surgery"
That was my favorite.
We just recently were using as our intro the bit,
welcome back my friend to the show they never ends "
" First Impression"
I used to see them play in Los Angeles as a teenager mid 70s and just be blown away.
I remember when they played in Quad, ( Quadtophonic sound)
Getting really tired of this reality of aging.
RIP Keith,
ELP still lives in my soul.
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*flick* wrote:
STONEBREED wrote:
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Mother fuckers will get CUT over the last piece of cheesecake around these parts. You juveniles are fucking hilarious. I heard the Canada show was great and the new tour manager did a great job and got paid!
That looks like a pretty high class joint. That carpet cleaner in the Ratt t-shirt and the yard man in the backwards cap look out of place sitting with all those high-class broads. I know Carlos, you're a lips and ass tycoon. You probably turned your hat around because it says ******** Steaks, LLC of ******, CA.

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Heenan Snuka wrote:Another part of my life gone.
I was a huge ELP fan. I loved everything they put out.
Especially "brain salad surgery"
That was my favorite.
We just recently were using as our intro the bit,
welcome back my friend to the show they never ends "
" First Impression"
I used to see them play in Los Angeles as a teenager mid 70s and just be blown away.
I remember when they played in Quad, ( Quadtophonic sound)
Getting really tired of this reality of aging.
RIP Keith,
ELP still lives in my soul.
Bobby Blotzer
P.s,
RIP Nancy Regan.

Love her too.

He misses his "peers", ELP and Nancy Reagan (even though he can't spell her name correctly).
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SCSINNER wrote: he loves to hide behind his lawyer who currently owns a percent of Ratt (as payment)
his lawyer owns a percent of Ratt ?
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