the fact that he says he's looking for " bush" us vomit inducing! Does anyone have a bush these days?zzzzzzz wrote:Could someone send that second video to Bobby's wife Michelle Blotzer on Facebook. I don't think she knows he left her for Miranda or other bush.cowpins wrote:So are we not going to talk about the videos from last night? You fuckers made me actually work today!
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Blobster claims Ratt played to 35,000 people at the Sturgis show
Fuck, not even Miranda Lambert played to 35,000 people that night

Fuck, not even Miranda Lambert played to 35,000 people that night

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When Ratt played people were either at the concession stands or in the bathroom, plus or minus a few fat chicks that like Blobbo.
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That has to be one of the most embarrassing stage banters I've ever heard. Blotzer needs to stay behind the kit because David Lee Roth he's not.cowpins wrote:So are we not going to talk about the videos from last night? You fuckers made me actually work today!
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The fb page is getting some great comments. I'm sure they will be deleted within a day or two.
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love that Da Blotz is up front and center hogging the mic like he's the frontman!!!!
and like anyone in their right mind wants to hear political jibberish (regardless of your politics) from someone like ... Da Blotz.
huge loser!!!!!!
going to refill my popcorn.
and like anyone in their right mind wants to hear political jibberish (regardless of your politics) from someone like ... Da Blotz.
huge loser!!!!!!
going to refill my popcorn.
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Popcorn is good but I am enjoying cheesecake. Blotzer is a dumb cunt. He should have just continued on as Bobby Blotzers Ratt Experience and if that wasn't enough just put together a new band with other 80's/90's musicians and move forward.theguvner wrote:love that Da Blotz is up front and center hogging the mic like he's the frontman!!!!
and like anyone in their right mind wants to hear political jibberish (regardless of your politics) from someone like ... Da Blotz.
huge loser!!!!!!
going to refill my popcorn.
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It's a dirty horse but somebody gotta ride it.gtshark1 wrote:Sad and funny at the same time: Doc Ellis is the bandleader for RATT!!!Chip Z'Hoy wrote:Doc Ellis telling Blades to wrap it up at the end.![]()
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I guess the new "band leader" Ellis announced his resignation today. Another one bites the dust
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MetalSludgeCEO wrote:Blotzer never had issue with me, I even recall him being stupid drunk at "Paladinos" one night and his GF bailed on him. He was helpless and asked me for a ride, so I gave him one.SCSINNER wrote:He thinks Stevie is obsessed with him
He said he would never let tuff play on the same bill
He always wants to write posts bashing sludge, his grammar is beyond embarrassing.
Then the Sludge thing happened. And once he found out I was behind it, he melted down. Then I had some relations with an ex of his. He wasn't happy about that either. Lol.
Guys always hate when their ex gets involved with a dude who has a much larger meat stick than they do.
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Let's make sure we put the words meat stick in next photoshop of Bobby
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SCSINNER, where did you see this?
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Ellis posted his last show was 8/18, which would also be kerns last show, so fake Ratt is about to get faker.
I like the Fake Ratt Experience: a tribute to Fake Ratt
I like the Fake Ratt Experience: a tribute to Fake Ratt
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"My friend"
Like she handed him her phone number and told him to call her soon..


Like she handed him her phone number and told him to call her soon..


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So he makes sure at the end of the show to change from his sparkly white tank top into his Trump shirt...
The rest of the band in black, Blobs looks like he's going with the Sammy Hagar look ..


The rest of the band in black, Blobs looks like he's going with the Sammy Hagar look ..


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This shit's getting worse than Red Dragon Cartel.SCSINNER wrote:Ellis posted his last show was 8/18, which would also be kerns last show, so fake Ratt is about to get faker.
I like the Fake Ratt Experience: a tribute to Fake Ratt
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SCSINNER wrote:Ellis posted his last show was 8/18, which would also be kerns last show, so fake Ratt is about to get faker.
I like the Fatt Experience: a tribute to Fatt
fixed it for ya
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I heard rumors that they're booked for the Super Bowl.Hungwell wrote:Fuck scab BLATT!


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Just as a reminder, as this post is getting long, Bob came to Sin City Sinners (the band I manage) as a guest and after the show told me we should tour with them. I always knew it was a joke, but it was money for me & 4 others. Bob asked me to manage the band and I came up with the name "Bobby Blotzer's RATT Experience" which I just stole from Jason Bonham. My differences with Bob have been widely publicized and you can listen to my two interviews on 'The Classic Metal Show' if you want to hear about that.
Now 6 months after my departure, Bob is on his 4th bass player and 4th guitar player. The only person who still remains from the original Vegas guys, I call "Fake Ratt" is the singer and I believe he will stay on the titanic with Bob until it sinks. They were all given ultimatums to quit Sinners for Fake Ratt, all but Scotty Griffin took it. It took Ellis and blaze just 6 months to learn what Scotty and I already knew. Should be fun to watch this end and Stephen, Warren, Juan, Carlos and Greg begin.
Now 6 months after my departure, Bob is on his 4th bass player and 4th guitar player. The only person who still remains from the original Vegas guys, I call "Fake Ratt" is the singer and I believe he will stay on the titanic with Bob until it sinks. They were all given ultimatums to quit Sinners for Fake Ratt, all but Scotty Griffin took it. It took Ellis and blaze just 6 months to learn what Scotty and I already knew. Should be fun to watch this end and Stephen, Warren, Juan, Carlos and Greg begin.
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I posted this in another Bob related thread but SCSINNER...Wasn't it the singer who was complaining months ago and seemed to be on the way out. Weren't there like texts or something you had? Why is he now so loyal to the Captain Pirate of the sinking ship?SCSINNER wrote:Just as a reminder, as this post is getting long, Bob came to Sin City Sinners (the band I manage) as a guest and after the show told me we should tour with them. I always knew it was a joke, but it was money for me & 4 others. Bob asked me to manage the band and I came up with the name "Bobby Blotzer's RATT Experience" which I just stole from Jason Bonham. My differences with Bob have been widely publicized and you can listen to my two interviews on 'The Classic Metal Show' if you want to hear about that.
Now 6 months after my departure, Bob is on his 4th bass player and 4th guitar player. The only person who still remains from the original Vegas guys, I call "Fake Ratt" is the singer and I believe he will stay on the titanic with Bob until it sinks. They were all given ultimatums to quit Sinners for Fake Ratt, all but Scotty Griffin took it. It took Ellis and blaze just 6 months to learn what Scotty and I already knew. Should be fun to watch this end and Stephen, Warren, Juan, Carlos and Greg begin.
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Any idea what's next for Doc and Blaze?SCSINNER wrote:Just as a reminder, as this post is getting long, Bob came to Sin City Sinners (the band I manage) as a guest and after the show told me we should tour with them. I always knew it was a joke, but it was money for me & 4 others. Bob asked me to manage the band and I came up with the name "Bobby Blotzer's RATT Experience" which I just stole from Jason Bonham. My differences with Bob have been widely publicized and you can listen to my two interviews on 'The Classic Metal Show' if you want to hear about that.
Now 6 months after my departure, Bob is on his 4th bass player and 4th guitar player. The only person who still remains from the original Vegas guys, I call "Fake Ratt" is the singer and I believe he will stay on the titanic with Bob until it sinks. They were all given ultimatums to quit Sinners for Fake Ratt, all but Scotty Griffin took it. It took Ellis and blaze just 6 months to learn what Scotty and I already knew. Should be fun to watch this end and Stephen, Warren, Juan, Carlos and Greg begin.
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In the beginning the singer has a real dislike for Bob, but a sudden raise seemed to change his mind. I get that he's taking his "shot" and I'm sure he's being paid well in the mean time, the problem is Time is almost up! I personally don't know if there is any sum of $ that would have kept me working with Bob. They tried to get me to do a show in Canada, because I had plane ticket, I politely declined with "go fuck yourself"
I am no longer in contact with Ellis, I assume he will go back to playing locally in Vegas.
I am in contact with blaze, but I don't know his exact plans. He is one of the best guitarists I have seen in ages and I'm sure we haven't seen the last of him
I am no longer in contact with Ellis, I assume he will go back to playing locally in Vegas.
I am in contact with blaze, but I don't know his exact plans. He is one of the best guitarists I have seen in ages and I'm sure we haven't seen the last of him
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Well, this FATT train wreck surely putt Blaze on the map among 80's fans, at least here on Sludge. Too bad it was for the wrong reason. Problem now though is he's just another gun slinger. A dime a dozen. Hope he lands somewhere. Seems a nice enough guy and he def has chops
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Reading the comments on Ratt's Facebook page is fun, lately. A month or so back, it was mostly people defending him. Now, not so much.
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According to Blobs he was going to start playing country music, actually using it as some sort of slam towards the guy, all the while furiously whacking off to the thought of his tribute band opening for a country musician at Sturgis...SCSINNER wrote:I am in contact with blaze, but I don't know his exact plans.

It's funny that Blobs believes country music is some sort of step down from his cover band, when in fact some of the better musicians I know were brought up on and continue to play country music.. I'm guessing Blaze gets a bigger payday playing country than he was getting with the carpet cleaning Trumptard...

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This is the most hilarious thread since P13 and his "Mark My Words" post
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SCSINNER wrote:In the beginning the singer has a real dislike for Bob, but a sudden raise seemed to change his mind. I get that he's taking his "shot" and I'm sure he's being paid well in the mean time, the problem is Time is almost up! I personally don't know if there is any sum of $ that would have kept me working with Bob. They tried to get me to do a show in Canada, because I had plane ticket, I politely declined with "go fuck yourself"
I am no longer in contact with Ellis, I assume he will go back to playing locally in Vegas.
I am in contact with blaze, but I don't know his exact plans. He is one of the best guitarists I have seen in ages and I'm sure we haven't seen the last of him
is the manager still quitting, as was reported a week ago?
I hope he quits and fucks Blob over.
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Nah, This isn't quite as 'epic' as the Donnie Vie thread. It's damn good, borderline awesome, but Vie's was something else. That one, however, has already died a natural death, this story is still alive and breathing with a chance for so much more greatness.LAPoet wrote:This is the most hilarious thread since P13 and his "Mark My Words" post
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Luminiferous wrote:So he makes sure at the end of the show to change from his sparkly white tank top into his Trump shirt...![]()
The rest of the band in black, Blobs looks like he's going with the Sammy Hagar look ..
I seen this picture and thought the same thing.
The Bob has already pissed off many people with his political rants. What a way to really kill the band and have what fans there are left lose interest.