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Machado wrote:answer me this: how am i on the bandwagon because i have cheered Dallas win or lose. 2014, while they were winning.
last year while they were losing a lot of games. this year they are winning. you don't see me jumping from
one team to the next.
you are out of order. you entire being is out of order!
you seem to think i am bragging. not so fast. i am only cheering on the team i like the most and
yeah, when Dallas wins at Pitt, that is a great win.
The problem is you yack on like a clueless housewife who knows less about the game then you do plumbing.


Dallas this, Dallas that. From the Browns to the Steeler's you blowhard every week but you're right, this isn't bragging. It's embarrassingly funny.
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How about them Cowboys!
How about them 2 rookies!

Without bathsalts, who talks like this?
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Dallas can only play who is on the schedule.

Yeah, because every year the Patriots play top notch AFC teams. Gimme a break Utah.. LOL.. C'mon, I know you can't stand Cowboys fans and the team, but, a little credit should be due. After last year's debacle.

Dallas never goes into Green Bay and wins. lol..

I know Dallas will shit the bed a few times this season. It's just nice right now , being November and still being able to enjoy football. LOL
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Bludegeon wrote:Dallas can only play who is on the schedule.

Yeah, because every year the Patriots play top notch AFC teams. Gimme a break Utah.. LOL.. C'mon, I know you can't stand Cowboys fans and the team, but, a little credit should be due. After last year's debacle.

Dallas never goes into Green Bay and wins. lol..

I know Dallas will shit the bed a few times this season. It's just nice right now , being November and still being able to enjoy football. LOL
Utah is a bitter old prick. He probably purchased some Dallas swag with the NFL Shop this past month but he won't dare admit that to any of us
here in the locker room.

Reports are that Romo is doing to dress for the game vs Ravens. He will be the #2. What happens to Sanchez? Now that is a QB controversy :lol: :lol:
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Pierce Foreskin wrote:Reports of Gronk having a punctured lung from that amazing hit last night.
it actually makes sense his eyes never looked wonky but he seemed to be trying to catch
his breath.
I'm surprised he came back in.
supposedly out one game.
Now it's he had the wind knocked out of him, which would be good.
Still might miss some time, though. At least practices anyways.
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Facedown wrote:
Pierce Foreskin wrote:Reports of Gronk having a punctured lung from that amazing hit last night.
it actually makes sense his eyes never looked wonky but he seemed to be trying to catch
his breath.
I'm surprised he came back in.
supposedly out one game.
Now it's he had the wind knocked out of him, which would be good.
Still might miss some time, though. At least practices anyways.
if it really is a punctured lung he's going to be out more than a week.
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Machado wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:Dallas can only play who is on the schedule.

Yeah, because every year the Patriots play top notch AFC teams. Gimme a break Utah.. LOL.. C'mon, I know you can't stand Cowboys fans and the team, but, a little credit should be due. After last year's debacle.

Dallas never goes into Green Bay and wins. lol..

I know Dallas will shit the bed a few times this season. It's just nice right now , being November and still being able to enjoy football. LOL
Utah is a bitter old prick. He probably purchased some Dallas swag with the NFL Shop this past month but he won't dare admit that to any of us
here in the locker room.

Reports are that Romo is doing to dress for the game vs Ravens. He will be the #2. What happens to Sanchez? Now that is a QB controversy :lol: :lol:

I bought me a Prescott Jersey.. Yep, I am a fanboy.. I don't give two fucks.. lol Bought the boy a Elliott Jersey.. Possibly now, he can retire the Emmitt jersey he seems to wear almost every other day. Hahahha
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Bludegeon wrote:
Machado wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:Dallas can only play who is on the schedule.

Yeah, because every year the Patriots play top notch AFC teams. Gimme a break Utah.. LOL.. C'mon, I know you can't stand Cowboys fans and the team, but, a little credit should be due. After last year's debacle.

Dallas never goes into Green Bay and wins. lol..

I know Dallas will shit the bed a few times this season. It's just nice right now , being November and still being able to enjoy football. LOL
Utah is a bitter old prick. He probably purchased some Dallas swag with the NFL Shop this past month but he won't dare admit that to any of us
here in the locker room.

Reports are that Romo is doing to dress for the game vs Ravens. He will be the #2. What happens to Sanchez? Now that is a QB controversy :lol: :lol:

I bought me a Prescott Jersey.. Yep, I am a fanboy.. I don't give two fucks.. lol Bought the boy a Elliott Jersey.. Possibly now, he can retire the Emmitt jersey he seems to wear almost every other day. Hahahha
i told this tale before but i'm sure you don't recall or don't care.
i have 2 throwback jerseys. Staubach and Dorsett. Old school. I'm not a jersey fan. I prefer hoodies or t-shirts. Matter of fact, I need to get a new hat soon. I don't have one at the moment and the previous time i shopped for a Dallas hat, i did not care for the selection.
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Bludegeon wrote:Dallas can only play who is on the schedule.

It's a good thing they're not playing that all important 1st place schedule then!
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UtahRatt wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:Dallas can only play who is on the schedule.

It's a good thing they're not playing that all important 1st place schedule then!
Utah,
How does that new Dallas jersey your purchased fit on you?

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UtahRatt wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:Dallas can only play who is on the schedule.

It's a good thing they're not playing that all important 1st place schedule then!

If they did play one. More than likely they wouldn't be 8-1. But, they aren't, so, like every other NFL team in the NFL would do. Take advantage of it. Beat the teams they should beat. Possibly get to the playoffs, Super Bowl, who knows. Or, they could shit the bed. Who knows. One way to find out. But still, how much can we put into those schedules. I have never really followed them. I just go by who was supposed to suck this season, and who was supposed to be good. Seems that guessing was off too. It's a crapshoot.
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Machado wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:
Machado wrote:
Utah is a bitter old prick. He probably purchased some Dallas swag with the NFL Shop this past month but he won't dare admit that to any of us
here in the locker room.

Reports are that Romo is doing to dress for the game vs Ravens. He will be the #2. What happens to Sanchez? Now that is a QB controversy :lol: :lol:

I bought me a Prescott Jersey.. Yep, I am a fanboy.. I don't give two fucks.. lol Bought the boy a Elliott Jersey.. Possibly now, he can retire the Emmitt jersey he seems to wear almost every other day. Hahahha
i told this tale before but i'm sure you don't recall or don't care.
i have 2 throwback jerseys. Staubach and Dorsett. Old school. I'm not a jersey fan. I prefer hoodies or t-shirts. Matter of fact, I need to get a new hat soon. I don't have one at the moment and the previous time i shopped for a Dallas hat, i did not care for the selection.
Not that it matters, but, I like almost anything Dallas Cowboys.. 6 Irvin jerseys, 2 Carters, 1 Aikman, 1 Smith, 1 Roy Williams (not the detroit reject), 1 Sanders,many hats, shirts, sweatshirts.

Yep, full on Fanboy here, lol
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I don't like the Seahawks, but they made a loud statement rolling into Foxboro and punching the Patriots in the mouth. I wouldn't want any part of them in the playoffs
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Machado wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:Dallas can only play who is on the schedule.

It's a good thing they're not playing that all important 1st place schedule then!
Utah,
How does that new Dallas jersey your purchased fit on you?

BANDWAGON JUMPIN MF
My "Jackie Smith" jersey fits great! Do you need the 1st place schedule explained again? It only took 4 pages the last time you posted it.

Blugy you got to know I'm just fucking with retardo....NERVES OF STEEL! :lol:

Weak schedule or not they're winning and there's no one in the way. Dallas has improved and everyone else got worse. There's no more dominating teams. Dallas is power ranked #1 for a reason, followed by Seattle, The Pats then The AFC West.

When you get down to it there's been a lot of ugly games, it's a watered down NFL season and the funny part is this would be the best shot for Romo to get a ring and he's on the bench!

Where are the year in and out contenders or dominating teams?
Panthers = lost their D, their offense has Dabbed down and they're turning the ball over, 15-1 to 3-6
Packers = struggling on both sides of the ball, D is giving up 26 a game....
Cardinals = Are getting Palmered, playing like he did when kicked out of cincy, the O-Line is decimated and Fitz is limping
Vikings = the last undefeated team in the NFL at 5W? Then they got Bradforded and AP is All Day on the DL
Saints = no longer dominate since last year and still in transition, great offense and the worst defense
Falcons = Best offense, dreadful defense, not consistent
Seattle = Still a solid D but struggling offensively, about the only NFC team to contend with, scary depending on the day.

Leaving Dallas, probably the best balanced team in the NFC right now. Point is, the NFC is sucking and wide open for the taking and Dallas is looking good. Seattle is about the only team I can see stepping up. I've been waiting for after the byes when teams ante up or fold out.

It still don't change the fact Dallas fans like Yankee fans are always the loudest in the room at 4-12 or 9-1. :mrgreen:




Come on Matardo, post something funny, bust out the humor. Jokes of steel!
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Hahhaal... Right on Utah.. I got it...
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UtahRatt wrote:
Machado wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:

It's a good thing they're not playing that all important 1st place schedule then!
Utah,
How does that new Dallas jersey your purchased fit on you?

BANDWAGON JUMPIN MF
My "Jackie Smith" jersey fits great! Do you need the 1st place schedule explained again? It only took 4 pages the last time you posted it.

Blugy you got to know I'm just fucking with retardo....NERVES OF STEEL! :lol:

Weak schedule or not they're winning and there's no one in the way. Dallas has improved and everyone else got worse. There's no more dominating teams. Dallas is power ranked #1 for a reason, followed by Seattle, The Pats then The AFC West.

When you get down to it there's been a lot of ugly games, it's a watered down NFL season and the funny part is this would be the best shot for Romo to get a ring and he's on the bench!

Where are the year in and out contenders or dominating teams?
Panthers = lost their D, their offense has Dabbed down and they're turning the ball over, 15-1 to 3-6
Packers = struggling on both sides of the ball, D is giving up 26 a game....
Cardinals = Are getting Palmered, playing like he did when kicked out of cincy, the O-Line is decimated and Fitz is limping
Vikings = the last undefeated team in the NFL at 5W? Then they got Bradforded and AP is All Day on the DL
Saints = no longer dominate since last year and still in transition, great offense and the worst defense
Falcons = Best offense, dreadful defense, not consistent
Seattle = Still a solid D but struggling offensively, about the only NFC team to contend with, scary depending on the day.

Leaving Dallas, probably the best balanced team in the NFC right now. Point is, the NFC is sucking and wide open for the taking and Dallas is looking good. Seattle is about the only team I can see stepping up. I've been waiting for after the byes when teams ante up or fold out.

It still don't change the fact Dallas fans like Yankee fans are always the loudest in the room at 4-12 or 9-1. :mrgreen:




Come on Matardo, post something funny, bust out the humor. Jokes of steel!
Utah, when you were named "team manager" for the high school football team recently, were
the tears "happy tears" and did you weep because you're an old man who job is the team manger, LOL!!!

OH NO, not a Jackie Smith reference. yes, he did drop the ball. big deal. i think the city, fans and organization
has moved on from that play. you might want to as well or at the very least, get with the times.

sounds to me like you are a Dallas Cowboy fan(you fucking bandwagon jumping piece of shit) GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT NONSENSE
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I just like the "Jackie Smith " in quotes.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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Man that didn't look good last night for the Panthers Luke Kuechly. I hope he pulls out of this ok. That was one dazed and confused look he had leaving the field last night.
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eddie lee roth wrote:Man that didn't look good last night for the Panthers Luke Kuechly. I hope he pulls out of this ok. That was one dazed and confused look he had leaving the field last night.
to be honest, i thought he wrecked his knee on the play before the replay was shown. i didn't see a helmet to helmet hit at all on the play.
very rare to see a NFL player openly sobbing on the field. his career just might be over and much too soon.
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Tardo, when I said "Jokes of steel" I didn't mean bring the Titanic.
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Machado wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote:Man that didn't look good last night for the Panthers Luke Kuechly. I hope he pulls out of this ok. That was one dazed and confused look he had leaving the field last night.
to be honest, i thought he wrecked his knee on the play before the replay was shown. i didn't see a helmet to helmet hit at all on the play.
very rare to see a NFL player openly sobbing on the field. his career just might be over and much too soon.

I hope not. That made me sick to my stomach when I seen him sobbing and that look on his face. Thomas Davis posted a picture with him and Luke was giving a thumbs up and says he is ok. I hope the guy doesn't have to cut his career short. He is one of my favorite players ever..
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WOW! What a great game for the steel city! Busted up Ben vs The Rookie! The rookie lost the game.
Pure slurpee fest here. Many weak hits and blocks by both teams.
ZERO LEAD CHANGES!
Clutch plays missed all over the field.
Got to give props to Kessler for no doing shit. Saw that coming but
I guess the Browns did not. Of course Joe Buck had to ruin the play with his quick reference to
Dan Marino. Not sure how his reference ruined it but it did!

Anyway, Ben marches into the dog pound and his nerves are of steel. The troubled RB runs into
the dog pound barking and runs out in the same manner. A winner!

How about them 5-5 Steelers! RUFF RUFF! NERVES OF STEEL!
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This Sunday's record.....11 missed extra-point attempt. :lol:

"Two from the Giants' Robbie Gould and the Bengals' Mike Nugent, who had only missed six in his 12-year career coming into the game. Kickers miss eight PATs in the early games with three more coming during the late games."

Still don't like the move but whatever. It's cost a few jobs, lost a few games and been an ugly season anyway so why not.
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UtahRatt wrote:WOW! What a great game for the steel city! Busted up Ben vs The Rookie! The rookie lost the game.
Pure slurpee fest here. Many weak hits and blocks by both teams.
ZERO LEAD CHANGES!
Clutch plays missed all over the field.
Got to give props to Kessler for no doing shit. Saw that coming but
I guess the Browns did not. Of course Joe Buck had to ruin the play with his quick reference to
Dan Marino. Not sure how his reference ruined it but it did!

Anyway, Ben marches into the dog pound and his nerves are of steel. The troubled RB runs into
the dog pound barking and runs out in the same manner. A winner!

How about them 5-5 Steelers! RUFF RUFF! NERVES OF STEEL!
you are a fag!
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Machado wrote:you are a fag!
END OF THREAD
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Greg Hardy, is that you? Racist! Why don't you ever have anything positive to say? If you're having problems or issues and need someone to talk too or a hug feel free to let it out somewhere else because your negativity is really a downer.




How bout dem Skins, stomped a mud hole in the lost 4 in a row Packers. Add them to the list of outside looking in.

Bengals
Packers
Panthers
Cardinals
Steeler's
Skins

Which 2015 division winners and playoff teams are even going to make it. It's a sloppy mess, the last week or two weeks are going to be a fight.
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Extra point missed in the skins / Packers game too... 12 missed yesterday..
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eddie lee roth wrote:Man that didn't look good last night for the Panthers Luke Kuechly. I hope he pulls out of this ok. That was one dazed and confused look he had leaving the field last night.
Kinda weird how the regular looking hits can wind up being that damaging.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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WOW! What a great game for the Oakland City of Las Vegas! Carr vs The unproven expensive Osweiler! Carr won the game!
Pure sluggish fest here. Points scored but not much going on in the first half by both teams.
Who cares how many lead changes!
Clutch plays called back all over the field. Especially the TD vs Hopkins!
Got to give props to the Mexicans for laser pointing Osweiler. Saw that coming but right after the game Osweiler acted like he didn't notice it while saying he saw something. Then after he showered, talked to the coach and seen replays Brock changed his tune. It was ruined when he said, I'm not sure if it changed the game we're still waiting on information coming in about it! His on the field response ruined any chance of using the laser as an excuse but funny how after a shower and a review it did effect him.

Anyway, Carr marches into Zonkeyville and his nerves are Hot Sauce. The RB limps into the house of Machado and limps out in the same manner. A winner!

How about them 8-2 Raiders! NERVES OF Hot Sauce!

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As of right now the Raiders are ranked #1 with Home Field Advantage in the AFC because of STRENGTH OF SCHEDULE! Something Dallas knows all about! But it's not important, at all, no biggie, don't mean nothing.

With the Raiders defense it's pretty much down hill. Without a Defense and a solid running game they're a team that can be beat and can't keep coming back in the 4th to win games. But for them to be 8-2 is already a better season then they've had since KISS sold records.

Next week it's Oakland vs the coming along Panthers. I bet the Panthers step up, they have a team that could be a force vs a no defense Raiders. Cam has troubles vs the Blitz, the Raiders have problems in the secondary and stopping anything........Meaning, the Panthers could put up the yards and points. I expect this is where the Panthers turn the corner and make a final push or if they lose they're done. The Panthers needed TO's to get out of New Orleans and the Saint's horrible but blitz's crazy defense and top offense showed how to game plan vs Carolina. Blitz, put up a few points but don't turn the ball over.

Luke Kuechly = Haven't heard any word on his return, it would be a huge lose to the Panthers to lose probably the best LB in football. I don't want him hurt but don't want him on the field this week.....He's a monster on the Panther's awesome Defense that's vanished. Can't tell me losing Josh is the cause. No clue what happened to the Panthers this season...That's Carolina, every other year win team I guess.

Just not feeling a Raider win. Then it's the Bills, Chiefs, Bolts, Colts, Broncos....On the Road vs all Division teams. Could be the turning point for Oakland. It was a good run, NERVES OF STEEL to get this far. Shit scheduling to put them on the road for all to close out the season. Several top D's to get past. LAME!

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Hat's off to the Texans for not folding after losing J.J. the best DE on the planet and still win games with Brock "I make a lot of money" Osweiler.

Houston at 6-4 still leads the division over Indy 5-5 and the Titans at 5-6.
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NFL.COM

Ron Rivera: No timetable for Luke Kuechly's return
Colts place Andrew Luck in concussion protocol
Jay Cutler undergoing tests for shoulder injury

Patriots' Defensive tackle Alan Branch has been notified he's facing a four-game suspension for violating the league's policy on substances of abuse, Branch will appeal the suspension
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... suspension

Kirk Cousins to Redskins GM: 'How you like me now!?'
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... ike-me-now

Robinson: Romo 'will be a distraction' to Dak Prescott.....First, Michael Robinson, an ex-Seahawk who was around when Russell Wilson ran away with the starting gig as a rookie, believes Romo's presence as a backup will always be a distraction.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... k-prescott

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Barack Obama was President-elect the last time Mike McCarthy's Packers missed the playoffs. That was the end of the 2008 season, Marvin Lewis' sixth as Bengals head coach. Lewis' five-year run of tournament appearances in Cincinnati started three seasons later.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... in-trouble

Cowboys Rolando McClain faces suspension for missed drug test!
Despite Rolando McClain not taking a single snap for the team this season. Now it appears the team will continue to have to live life without the middle linebacker on the field. McClain is facing another suspension that could keep him out the rest of the year due to a missed drug test.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... -drug-test


Carson Palmer, Jeff Fisher, Ted Thompson expose painful truths.......

1) Messing with the extra point was messed up.
This isn't an overreaction. I'm not being a prisoner of the moment. I loathed the idea of moving the extra point back to the 15-yard line when it was first being discussed, and I railed against the change upon implementation. Nobody ever watched an NFL game and complained about (or was offended by) the extra point. A touchdown was worth six points, but really it was seven. Unless you wanted to go for two, which boosted the strategy and drama.
I hope the media elite who campaigned for this change for the sake of change enjoyed Sunday's action, when kickers set a new single-week record for futility by missing 12 extra-point attempts. That's not drama. That's not exciting. That's unfathomable, cringe-inducing, bad football. And if you are scoring at home (and you should be), that's 18 missed extra-point tries over the last two weeks.

2) Jeff Fisher's gotta go.
If I argued that the Rams giving up 14 points in the final five minutes to blow a game against the Dolphins meant Jeff Fisher should be forced to walk from Los Angeles to St. Louis and never come back, would that be too much?
Or just right?
Jared Goff ... Case Keenum ... Nick Foles ... St. Louis ... L.A. ... None of it matters, because there's one simple truth: Jeff Fisher isn't a winning coach. "Mr. 8-8" has yet to even reach that threshold in his four-plus seasons with the Rams -- and at 4-6, he's on pace to fall short once again.
Fisher actually pulled even with Tom Landry on Sunday, though in ignominious manner. The Rams coach and Cowboys icon are now tied for the second-most losses in NFL history (162).

3) Gus Bradley's not the biggest problem for the Jacksonville Jaguars.
While Jeff Fisher hovers around .500 on an annual basis, that's wishful thinking for Gus Bradley, who's now 14-44 in his three-plus years in Jacksonville. So, yes, to address the obvious: Bradley will soon be the ex-coach of the Jaguars, a 2-8 group that has miserably underachieved after an offseason full of hype and hope.

But don't think for a second that a coaching change will cure all of the ills in Jacksonville. This franchise has a deeper issue that might not be so easy to fix -- a problem at the most important position in the game today.

Blake Bortles is terrible at football. His mechanics are out of whack -- like his confidence level. Every week, he makes mind-numbing decisions and serves up awful-looking picks. His passer rating (80.0) and yards per attempt (6.3) are both down from last season's figures (88.2, 7.3), while his interceptions (an NFL-high 13) are up.

4) The Baltimore Ravens' defense is overrated.

The billing heading into Sunday's Ravens-Cowboys tilt was the best offensive line and run game in the NFL against the top-ranked defense. But this turned out to be a case where the stats lied -- for Baltimore.
OK, so Ezekiel Elliott actually did fall short of the 100-yard mark (barely, with 97), but the Cowboys' offense still flexed its muscles in a double-digit win, especially as the game wore on. Dak Prescott shredded Baltimore, completing 75 percent of his passes for 301 yards and three touchdowns. Dallas racked up 417 total yards of offense, completed over 50 percent of its third-down attempts and didn't turn the ball over. After halftime, the Cowboys' vaunted O-line really imposed its will on the Ravens' front seven, as Zeke had 71 of his yards after the break and Dallas owned second-half time of possession.


5) Blame Ted Thompson.

The Packers lost their fourth straight game on Sunday night -- a 42-24 defeat at Washington -- and fell to 4-6 on the season. This is the worst start to a Packers season in the Aaron Rodgers era, but anyone who's blaming the quarterback is out of line. This isn't on head coach Mike McCarthy, either.
Year after year, GM Ted Thompson has punted on free agency. Consequently, we never look at Green Bay before a season and rave about its overall roster talent and depth. Thompson's aversion to the open market of football talent significantly hurts Rodgers and McCarthy's ability to do their job.

Fire the coach, a Super Bowl winner with a career record of 108-61-1? Stop. If you're looking to apply blame, look no further than the person who's responsible for assembling this underwhelming roster.


6) My Arizona Cardinals are cooked.

Last week on my SiriusXM Radio show, "Schein On Sports," I called the Cardinals' visit to Minnesota an "elimination" game. I couldn't see the loser having enough time to turn things around and make a run.Welp, that loser was Arizona. And as a result, I'll declare my Super Bowl pick defunct before Thanksgiving.
I picked the Cavs to win this past NBA title, and they did just that. Same deal with the Cubbies in my MLB predictions. And I thought this fantastic roster in Arizona would end another interminable title drought.
Not so much.
The Cardinals, now 4-5-1, just haven't been good enough or consistent enough. The special teams have been off all year. Bruce Arians' dice rolls just haven't paid out in 2016. And the offense has greatly underwhelmed. Of course, part of that has to do with the aging trigger man ...

7) Carson Palmer is not a quarterback you can win a title with.

Palmer has always been my one "yeah, but ..." with Arizona. Heck, I argued for Drew Stanton a few years ago. While the Cards' discouraging campaign isn't all on Palmer, it's clear that he's not a championship quarterback. That's been proven in playoff games. And this year, he looks done.

I think the two best places for Tony Romo in 2017 are Denver and, yes, Arizona.
Something has to change after this organizational setback of a season. This is a major drop-off from being on the field in January for Championship Sunday -- when, if you recall, Palmer deep-sixed Arizona with six turnovers.


8) Jay Cutler will never be a starting quarterback again after this season.

The Bears had a chance to win this one. They really did. Cutler's pick on the final drive -- with Chicago at midfield, trailing by six points -- was right out of central casting. Cutler threw into heavy coverage, and emerging Giants star Landon Collins snagged the ball -- and the game -- for Big Blue.
Cutler, who currently owns the second-lowest passer rating (78.1) of his mercurial career, is done in Chicago. And with the knack for chucking the ball to the other team -- in addition to his loser's lament -- Cutler can't be given the keys to the car anywhere else, either. He'll forever remain a tantalizing raw talent who never realized his full potential.

9) The Cincinnati Bengals gave Marvin Lewis one year too many.

After Bill Belichick, Lewis is the longest-tenured head coach in the NFL. Mike Brown has employed Lewis since 2003. To his credit, Lewis transformed this franchise from league laughingstock to annual playoff participant. He deserves praise for lifting the Bungles out of the gutter. But with an 0-7 playoff record, he just hasn't been able to raise Cincinnati to true contender status. And now -- with the Bengals at 3-6-1, having lost A.J. Green and Giovani Bernard to injuries on Sunday -- it feels like the bottom's falling out. Actually, it felt like that last January, when Cincy suffered an unthinkable playoff meltdown.

Yes, I called for the coaching change in the wake of that debacle. It didn't happen, and now Cincinnati is one of the most disappointing teams of 2016.

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eddie lee roth wrote:Man that didn't look good last night for the Panthers Luke Kuechly. I hope he pulls out of this ok. That was one dazed and confused look he had leaving the field last night.
Kinda weird how the regular looking hits can wind up being that damaging.
Yep you never know sometimes. Maybe somebody can bother to look this up or our resident Panthers fan would know but I believe it was two years ago it might of been last year but I'm pretty sure it was longer than that. I recall Kuechly taking a major header and the footage of it afterward was just as fucked up as this most recent game with him looking like he was imitating the old Richard Pryor routine of a boxer afterwards from a fight with Ali, the old "freaky dicky" punch drunk motherfucker from hell. :lol: Although there's nothing funny about the Kuechly situation.

If I'm right than this might be a good time for him to look into getting out of the game before he's fucked himself up for good. That's just my medical opinion. I am a home-schooled doctor so I know what I'm talking about.


*** Now in regards to Utah and his posts. (I don't want to link them because there too long so just follow along.) First off I'm loving the Machado impression it's right on the money keep it up I like it. :D :lol:

And good reporting from those websites you're linking from like the quick short analysis.

And now a quick reply to some of those stories. Kirk Cousins has made himself some money this year and beyond and good for him. The Redskins finally decided to not go nuts on somebody in free agency (Remember Haynesworth and plenty of others :lol: ) and it's bit them in the ass. Oh well they did get rid of RG3 and they've found themselves a serviceable QB for the future. I wish good luck and fortune to all but one NFC East team.

No need to worry about Romo as a back-up QB. Just keep playing like their doing and things will be fine. (Goddammit I hate to type that out, SOB's no good motherfuckers. :x ) That bitch is outta there after this season anyway.

The Packers are indeed fucked this season sort of strange seeing them like this. I wouldn't have a problem with letting the GM go and keeping the HC.

If Marvin Lewis keeps his job I give up thinking what the ownership of that team is thinking. Total mind fuck how he's been able to stay on this long.

McClain is a drug addict period. He reminds me of the WR from Oklahoma State who went in the 1st round to the Jaguars Justin Blackmon a few years ago. Could of been a good player but is going to play himself right out of the league if he hasn't already.

No surprise about Palmer he's damaged goods. And Fisher's record is what it is as they like to say.

I thought coming in Blake Bortles was going to be a good QB, wrong on that one wasn't I?

And finally fuck Jay Cutler. The Goddamn Browns will probably offer him a contract after this season.
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