Hey Machado-
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Another example of Matardo being racist: Koon and the Gang. He's a menace.
Machado owes me an apology.Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vihBFS3WM0cGritt wrote:Another example of Matardo being racist: Koon and the Gang. He's a menace.
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Gritt wrote:Courtesy of the Machado Institute's curator, Alabama Slammer
1. He's Mexican
2. He has the I.Q. of squash.
3. He's racist.
4. He's homophobic.
5. He's broke as fuck. (How do you not spend the $5 on a plunger? ... The whole library thing ... etc.)
6. He allegedly tried to scam some posters here with his CD giveaway thing, and I say allegedly because it seems to have been a non-confirmed one-off thing.
7. He gets bent out of shape about things that absolutely nobody else gives a single fuck about, i.e. sorostitutes taking selfies at baseball games.
8. He wears panties.
9. He's morbidly obese and trying to lose weight.
10. Is completely oblivious to his own daily failures.
11. Posts with his pants around his ankles.
12. He doesn't understand the concept of sarcasm.
13. Has an unrequited crush on RPB.
14. Sends unsolicited cock shots.
15. Has a micro penis.
16. Hurls nonsensical insults (E.g., riding the yellow bus, meeting the Elks at the VFW)
17. He speaks in the third person when riled.
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Matardo's failure finds it's way into everything.
1. His sig quote that he considers clever is from probably the only poster on this board more flamboyantly retarded than him (Tommy2Tard).
2. His "location" under his post count says "between here and there". Think about that. There are very few ways that somebody can get something as simple as one's own location wrong. But there's no way a person can be somewhere other than "here" if they are assessing where they are at any given time. It's ALWAYS going to be "here". It can't be "there" any more than it can be someplace along the path to "there".
My guess is he tried to make a "neither here nor there" reference (which would make sense, being that nothing he says is ever of any relevance), but he even managed to bungle that simple joke.
I know I used to clown him for consistently having misquoted song lyrics in his sig line. It's amazing.
These are the things that make you wonder if he's a work. It's truly hard to imagine somebody being that consistently stupid without trying.
1. His sig quote that he considers clever is from probably the only poster on this board more flamboyantly retarded than him (Tommy2Tard).
2. His "location" under his post count says "between here and there". Think about that. There are very few ways that somebody can get something as simple as one's own location wrong. But there's no way a person can be somewhere other than "here" if they are assessing where they are at any given time. It's ALWAYS going to be "here". It can't be "there" any more than it can be someplace along the path to "there".
My guess is he tried to make a "neither here nor there" reference (which would make sense, being that nothing he says is ever of any relevance), but he even managed to bungle that simple joke.
I know I used to clown him for consistently having misquoted song lyrics in his sig line. It's amazing.
These are the things that make you wonder if he's a work. It's truly hard to imagine somebody being that consistently stupid without trying.
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"Between here and there."
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It's like a perfect Dumb And Dumber self-pwning line isn't it?
If you look at it like he means that literally, then he's obviously saying he's "neither here nor there" which translates to him being self aware enough to know that everything he says here is irrelevant. By design. There's really no other translation for it unless it's pure ineptitude.
Which boils down to him either being spectacularly stupid or a work.
Based on his history here you gotta go with the former.
If you look at it like he means that literally, then he's obviously saying he's "neither here nor there" which translates to him being self aware enough to know that everything he says here is irrelevant. By design. There's really no other translation for it unless it's pure ineptitude.
Which boils down to him either being spectacularly stupid or a work.
Based on his history here you gotta go with the former.
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He changed his location.
Machado owes me an apology.Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
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Yes. The Matardo game is fun.
If you go 'up up down down left right left right B A start' you can make him do a flip. Try it.
If you go 'up up down down left right left right B A start' you can make him do a flip. Try it.
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Bump
Machado owes me an apology.Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
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For the que que que.Gritt wrote:Bump
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you should be careful what you type around here. you just might get banned.Mojo wrote:For the que que que.Gritt wrote:Bump
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I'm not a mirror, Puto. Find one and repeat those words.Machado wrote:you should be careful what you type around here. you just might get banned.Mojo wrote:For the que que que.Gritt wrote:Bump
Rooster wrote: I hunt with a handgun.
pieceofme wrote: Yeah, Mojo is a lot of peoples favourite!
keyofgee wrote: I am a free thinker
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If that's the case, be truthful with those job descriptions the Mod ordered you to post.Machado wrote:you should be careful what you type around here. you just might get banned.Mojo wrote:For the que que que.Gritt wrote:Bump
GET TO IT, EL GORDO!
"I'm just here for the irony and the dancing."
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great movie quote. terrific actor as well.suckit wrote:A Hassa is a pig that doesn't fly straight.Turner Coates wrote:If that's the case, be truthful with those job descriptions the Mod ordered you to post.Machado wrote:
you should be careful what you type around here. you just might get banned.
GET TO IT, EL GORDO!
i might watch that movie over the 4 day weekend i have coming up
"you know what i Hassa is, Frank"?
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You know what karma is, Machado?Machado wrote:great movie quote. terrific actor as well.suckit wrote:A Hassa is a pig that doesn't fly straight.Turner Coates wrote:
If that's the case, be truthful with those job descriptions the Mod ordered you to post.
GET TO IT, EL GORDO!
i might watch that movie over the 4 day weekend i have coming up
"you know what i Hassa is, Frank"?
Enjoy your weekend!
"I'm just here for the irony and the dancing."