* "I got the Summer Slam main event because I was more over than Warrior or Jake, Duggan...I was the top babyface right up there with Hulkster"
*Hercules wouldn't mess with ring rats because he preferred trans women.
*"Gino Hernandez...he's dead, right? That was a bad thing when him & Tully overdosed together and died working for Watts"
*I trained Zeus, taught him everything he knows because I was supposed to be the star wrestler in No Holds Barred

And the worst of all, when asked about WWF signing Windham /Arn/Tully/JJ around the same time :
*"I never understood that whole 4 Horsemen, the horses asses, whatever thing. I didn't think they were all that good as a promo or a match. Very overrated and I don't think they drew all that much money."
I've literally had to stop it 3 times since last night. It's that fucking hard to deal with him for an extended period of time.