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[DEATH ROW JOE]

[Turner Coates]

[milk-milk-lemonade]

Trump says military parade would be great for country's spirit



https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/25/politics ... index.html

[Turner Coates]

Trump says military parade would be great for country's spirit



https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/25/politics ... index.html

"It will give all the military guys a chance to show their love for America by saluting their president, and boy, will they salute. Every one of them. They love what I've done."

[risingfarce]

Trump says military parade would be great for country's spirit



https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/25/politics ... index.html

"It will give all the military guys a chance to show their love for America by saluting their president, and boy, will they salute. Every one of them. They love what I've done."

Fucking draft dodger.

#ImpeachNowPrisonNow

[Turner Coates]

"We'll have a parade with military women at a later time, like a warmer month, so they can take off their coats and we can see their goods."

[vlad]

Trump says military parade would be great for country's spirit



https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/25/politics ... index.html

"It will give all the military guys a chance to show their love for America by saluting their president, and boy, will they salute. Every one of them. They love what I've done."

He really is clueless. Of course they will salute, because they always do, it's part of the job whether they want to or not.

And the military already showed their love for America by signing up in the first place. But that's something the puffed up meatbag Cadet Bonespurs wouldn't know anything about.

[Turner Coates]

He really is clueless. Of course they will salute, because they always do, it's part of the job whether they want to or not.

Oh god. I made up the quote, thinking that it was mucho ridiculoso. I guess it's not too far off the mark.

[vlad]

He really is clueless. Of course they will salute, because they always do, it's part of the job whether they want to or not.

Oh god. I made up the quote, thinking that it was mucho ridiculoso. I guess it's not too far off the mark.

I'd say you captured him perfectly.

Remember this is the same POTUs that said this:

I heard poorly rated @Morning_Joe speaks badly of me (don't watch anymore). Then how come low I.Q. Crazy Mika, along with Psycho Joe, came.....to Mar-a-Lago 3 nights in a row around New Year's Eve, and insisted on joining me. She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!

[Turner Coates]

[TenBenny]

On top of everything else related to the Parkland shootings, asshole president is now using a photo of a shooting victim to grift people for more "re-election campaign donations."

There's really no end to this family's depravity.

http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/37 ... asking-for

[Luminiferous]

So will that yuuuuuuge Veteran's day parade cancel out the one's that certain cities have every year already?

[Turner Coates]

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Breaking news:
Ivanka Trump is returning from her massively successful visit to the Winter Olympics in Korea. She will brief her father on the trip. Millions of Americans are awaiting on Trump to tweet about it, so they will know whether or not he thinks Americans should dine on their pets. In any case, they are ready to honor his decision.

[vlad]

"I really believe I'd run in there even if I didn't have a weapon."

Cadet Bonespurs.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics ... f655f4fc0d

[exitflagger]

Honestly if you tried to create a fictional villain for a book, movie, TV show, etc., that did and said the things Donald does, it wouldn't get past editing because the character wouldn't be believable enough. He would come across as too over the top.

It would be like "NOBODY is this much of a douchebag. The audience is never going to buy this..."

[poisonheart]

"I really believe I'd run in there even if I didn't have a weapon."

Cadet Bonespurs.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics ... f655f4fc0d

Gunshots? To the TrumpMobile!

[Turner Coates]

Gunshots? To the TrumpMobile!

"While everyone is distracted, I'll check out the cafeteria to see if there's any chocolate cake!"

[TenBenny]

A five-time military deferment champion says he would have, even if unarmed, run heroically into a school being massacred by an assault rifle-wielding shooter. Sure, that logic checks out.

[Turner Coates]

Some doubt Trump would have rushed in
http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/opi ... story.html
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Ivanka Trump Pulls the Daughter Card When Asked About Her Father’s Sexual Assault Allegations
https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2018/0 ... y-olympics

Ivanka chastised NBC’s Peter Alexander for asking whether she believes her father’s accusers, referring to the 16 women who alleged that he engaged in non-consensual sexual conduct (it is the president’s and White House’s position that all the women are lying). Ivanka, the senior adviser and assistant to the president said, “I think it is a pretty inappropriate question to ask a daughter if she believes the accusers of her father when he has affirmatively stated that there is no truth to it. I don’t think that’s a question you would ask many other daughters. I believe my father, I know my father. So I think I have that right as a daughter to believe my father.”

[TenBenny]

So Trump would help threatened children in a school when he wouldn't even help a bleeding old man dying on the ground?

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-time- ... ont-of-him

[Turner Coates]

So Trump would help threatened children in a school when he wouldn't even help a bleeding old man dying on the ground?

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-time- ... ont-of-him

“I was saying, ‘Get that blood cleaned up! It’s disgusting!’ The next day, I forgot to call [the man] to say he’s OK,” said Trump, adding of the blood, “It’s just not my thing.”

[DEATH ROW JOE]

[TenBenny]

Trump and Melania are walking a very fine line here. So... they now say they support the student protestors? But I guess not enough to actually hear them (despite what Trump wrote on a cheat sheet) and get guns away from schools, pass legislative reform and get NRA money out of government.

This public stance feels like some sort of attempt at misdirection. Creating a sense of confusion. Like that episode of "Seinfeld" where George Costanza's boss notices him (pretend) using a cane on the wrong side and then Costanza tries to confuse him as to what he had seen. Do they really believe students are going to fall for that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVRD7A7PiG4

[Turner Coates]

[DEATH ROW JOE]

US Lifeguards To Carry Sharks, To Protect Beachgoers From Future Shark Attacks
http://www.theshovel.com.au/2018/02/25/ ... ry-sharks/

Donald Trump has proposed radical new measures that would see lifeguards on US beaches carrying live sharks, in an attempt to limit the number of deaths caused by sharks.

35 people have died of shark attacks on US beaches, a number that could have been reduced to zero had staff been trained to carry and use sharks, the President said.

“Last year a young teenager tragically died in California after being bitten by a shark. He was defenceless. Imagine how different it might have been if the lifeguard on duty was armed with a shark”.

The National Shark Association (NSA), a group that advocates for the rights for Americans to bear sharks, said it would fight any attempts to control shark ownership. “The only way to stop a bad guy with a shark is with a good guy with a shark,” a spokesperson said. He said that shark attacks were a mental health issue.

Meanwhile, other groups have called for shark ownership to be restricted to smaller sharks, with more dangerous great white sharks to be outlawed.

A beach town in Texas is considering legislation that would require all beachgoers to carry a shark at all times.

[Luminiferous]

A five-time military deferment champion says he would have, even if unarmed, run heroically into a school being massacred by an assault rifle-wielding shooter. Sure, that logic checks out.

Moggio Huckabee Sanders attempted to run damage control regarding that statement...

“I think he was just stating that as a leader he would’ve stepped in and hopefully been able to help,” Sanders said. “He was saying he would be a leader and would want to take a courageous action.”

When in fact everyone with an IQ above a chickpea knew EXACTLY what he meant with that claim, trying to convince his followers he's some bulletproof Rambo who'd lead the charge like Ped Nugent in a petting zoo hunt...

Funny thing is that people actually believe that the lardass that waited for a golf cart while other world leaders walked to the G7 group photo would run anywhere..

[Pierce Foreskin]

A five-time military deferment champion says he would have, even if unarmed, run heroically into a school being massacred by an assault rifle-wielding shooter. Sure, that logic checks out.

Moggio Huckabee Sanders attempted to run damage control regarding that statement...

“I think he was just stating that as a leader he would’ve stepped in and hopefully been able to help,” Sanders said. “He was saying he would be a leader and would want to take a courageous action.”

When in fact everyone with an IQ above a chickpea knew EXACTLY what he meant with that claim, trying to convince his followers he's some bulletproof Rambo who'd lead the charge like Ped Nugent in a petting zoo hunt...

Funny thing is that people actually believe that the lardass that waited for a golf cart while other world leaders walked to the G7 group photo would run anywhere..

Oh he'd run alright, in the other direction while ducking as low as physically possible. While pushing aside those in his way.

[TenBenny]

A five-time military deferment champion says he would have, even if unarmed, run heroically into a school being massacred by an assault rifle-wielding shooter. Sure, that logic checks out.

Moggio Huckabee Sanders attempted to run damage control regarding that statement...

“I think he was just stating that as a leader he would’ve stepped in and hopefully been able to help,” Sanders said. “He was saying he would be a leader and would want to take a courageous action.”

When in fact everyone with an IQ above a chickpea knew EXACTLY what he meant with that claim, trying to convince his followers he's some bulletproof Rambo who'd lead the charge like Ped Nugent in a petting zoo hunt...

Funny thing is that people actually believe that the lardass that waited for a golf cart while other world leaders walked to the G7 group photo would run anywhere..

Oh he'd run alright, in the other direction while ducking as low as physically possible. While pushing aside those in his way.

I'm sure Mr. G20 Summit Golf Cart wouldn't get past the front steps of the school before he started wheezing.

[risingfarce]

A five-time military deferment champion says he would have, even if unarmed, run heroically into a school being massacred by an assault rifle-wielding shooter. Sure, that logic checks out.

Moggio Huckabee Sanders attempted to run damage control regarding that statement...

“I think he was just stating that as a leader he would’ve stepped in and hopefully been able to help,” Sanders said. “He was saying he would be a leader and would want to take a courageous action.”

When in fact everyone with an IQ above a chickpea knew EXACTLY what he meant with that claim, trying to convince his followers he's some bulletproof Rambo who'd lead the charge like Ped Nugent in a petting zoo hunt...

Funny thing is that people actually believe that the lardass that waited for a golf cart while other world leaders walked to the G7 group photo would run anywhere..

Oh he'd run alright, in the other direction while ducking as low as physically possible. While pushing aside those in his way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TuEWtXBT_0

[Luminiferous]

I have no doubt that Cadet Bonespurs has nerves of steel when dealing with situations involving blood and injuries... The man is made of stone!

Trump shared with Stern in July 2008 while discussing his lifelong aversion to blood, is a bit... different.

Once upon a time, Trump explained matter-of-factly, he was hosting a charity ball at Mar-a-Lago at which several members of the Marine Corps were in attendance, along with a host of rich people "eager to get their picture in the Palm Beach Post," as he put it. Lo and behold, at some point during the evening, an 80-year-old man—"very wealthy," Trump adds, but also, "a lot of people didn't like him"—fell off the stage and hit his head. Trump thought the man had died. "And you know what I did?"

I said, ‘Oh my God, that’s disgusting,’ and I turned away. I couldn’t—you know, he was right in front of me, and I turned away. I didn’t want to touch him.

He’s bleeding all over the place, I felt terrible. You know, beautiful marble floor, didn’t look like it. It changed color. Became very red.
And you have this poor guy, eighty years old, laying on the floor unconscious, and all the rich people are turning away. ‘Oh my God! This is terrible! This is disgusting!’ And you know, they’re turning away. Nobody wants to help the guy. His wife is screaming—she’s sitting right next to him, and she’s screaming.”

I was saying, "Get that blood cleaned up! It’s disgusting!" The next day, I forgot to call [the man] to say is he okay!
https://www.gq.com/story/donald-trump-h ... tern-story