kingbrian74 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 21, 2018 4:33 am
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Mon Aug 20, 2018 6:43 pm
kingbrian74 wrote: ↑Mon Aug 20, 2018 6:14 pm
First off, these are great. As long as you keep writing them, I’ll keep reading them.
I have a dumb question about #7:
You lived in Southern California, and near as I can tell, didn’t have a ‘day job’.
Why did you need to tan? Couldn’t you just lay out in the fucking sun at the beach?
This is the only part of the 7 part story that I can’t reconcile.
Day jobs.
I totally worked...absolutely. But do you wanna read about my job? Or banging bitches by the dumpsters behind Troubadour! Lol.
I already talked about 2 different phone sales jobs I had in the early blogs. I arrived on Thursday night June 25th, and was at my 1st job Monday morning June 29th.
Also...by the 1989 blogs ... I will start to mention my job at the moving company. It was called Load, Lock & Roll. And was owned and operated, by the manager of the band Tommi Gunn.
Many will recall me talking ahout this in the past. Or... if you ever watched the TUFF home videos on VHS or DVD, it comes up.
Matter of fact, there is clip in the "WCAGA" home video where I sign the Atlantic Records deal...while on a job.
I literally take a break from moving furniture, and Michael Lean drives into Hollywood to the customer's address.
Lean films me wearing a weight belt and gloves, in the back of a 24' truck, signing the actual contract.
I worked here for 10 years, til the end of 1999.
Per tanning. Of course you could lay outside. But do you know how many HOT CHICKS went to, or worked at Tanning Salons?
#Duh
$tEvil
I told you it was a dumb question!! I have been schooled.
Thanks for clearing that up for me.
Let me add...
Do you know how much pussy I got from working at that moving company?
Tons...
Our main offices were at Santa Monica & Highland, in Hollywood. For anyone local, the corner where the Mobil Gas Station was (is) and the Public Storages were right next to us and across the street.
Heart of Hollywood, so we did tons of moves for Celebs, Porn Stars, Rock Stars and more.
I have almost as many stories about LLNR Moving, as I do Tuff.
But not everyone wants to read about Rodney Dangerfield sitting in my office explaining to me what he wants done. He was serious as fuck, but I could NOT get Caddyshack out of my mind the whole time. Lol.
Or the time I went to do an estimate for a house on Sunset Plaza. And the guy who called to inquire about rates gave me a basic idea of what we'd be moving. Based on what he was telling me, I knew it was someone famous, etc..
I walk in the door, and upon entry I see pinball machines and snake cages EVERYWHERE. And then a wall covered with Gn'R plaques.
As I walk through the house taking notes, I hear a voice from the kitchen, that I recognize. A minute later Slash walks into the liiving room: "Hey dude."
Haha. I have tons of fun stories about my job.
Another, for you old skool perverts.
I am working a Saturday morning, dispatched 12 trucks and am also working the box store, where we sell supplies.
A thin young black girl walks in, and starts asking about a move. And wants to get some boxes, tape, etc..
I am showing her different sizes, explaining what she might need based on her place...and I cannot help but notice...her tits are like FFF.
Just gigantic.
She can't weigh more than a buck twenty, but the tits are like 15 lbs each, just huge.
After 10 minutes of playful conversation, then her asking "Can I get a good rate" etc...she says, "Do you have a restroom?"
Actually we don't, it's for employees only.,. but it's a Saturday and everyone is out on jobs. I am basically at the shop alone.
So I tell her, "Sure, I am not suppose to allow customers to use our facilities, but for you - of course." with a smile.
I walk her into the bathroom, and I had totally spaced, all us guys had a bunch of dirty magazines in the john.
She walks in, sees them and says, "Hey, maybe I am in here."
Window of opportunity appears.
Me, "Would you like me to help you in here?"
Within a minute, she is on her knees sucking my cock, and I shot a huge load all over Dominque Simone's tits.
I was done in 2 minutes and she said, "Okay, now let me use the bathroom"
She returns to the front, and I had all her boxes and supplies ready.
I then told her, "No charge for the boxes" and put them in her car. She thanked me and left.
I pulled much pussy from that job.
$tEvil
